Chapter 6: The Red Envelope of the Big Dipper
Lu Yifan looked at the news prompt, good guy, even the Big Dipper Seven Star Monarch is here.
As soon as the prompt message was issued, the originally silent chat group immediately became lively.
Chang'e: "Welcome to the Big Dipper-kun (covering his mouth and laughing)!"
Claireye: "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!"
Shunfeng ear: "The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky participate in the Beidou!"
Doulei's mother: "Why are you joining the group now, are you building a private group outside?" (sinister laughs)"
Lei Gong: "Lei Zhenzi, if you use this ID again, you will wait for Lao Tzu to call your own mother and don't even know you!"
Electric mother: "Husband, I'll charge you! Plug it in casually tonight!"
Lei Zhenzi: "Convinced, I am convinced, you two dare to openly open the yellow cavity (wipe sweat) in this group." ”
Electric mother: "Lei Zhenzi, can you try to say it again? The old lady is talking about the magic weapon! Do you understand the magic weapon?"
Lei Zhenzi had a quarrel with Lei Gong and Electric Mother, and the building that originally welcomed the Big Dipper was immediately crooked.
Seeing that the situation was uncontrollable, the Jade Emperor immediately came out to speak: "Everyone, Aiqing is quiet, the Big Dipper Monarch has just joined the group, and he has something to say. ”
Greedy Wolf Xingjun: "Thank you Jade Emperor for your kindness to us, thank you for your enthusiasm, this Xingjun is deeply moved." Under the leadership of the Jade Emperor, a red heart will shine on the earth, and the endless dark night will be ...... by the blessing of the Jade Emperor."
Lei Zhenzi: "Don't fix those who don't, newcomers join the group, the old rules, give out red envelopes!"
Clairvoyant: "That's right, send red envelopes!"
Shunfeng Er: "It's true that there are no red envelopes, come on, you can send as many red envelopes as you love the Jade Emperor." ”
Chang'e: "Seven Star Monarchs, don't disappoint your sister." (laughs)"
As soon as the Big Dipper had not said a word, a group of undisciplined immortals were clamoring to give out red envelopes.
Even those diving immortals who haven't spoken for a long time have bubbled up when they hear that they are going to give out red envelopes, ready to grab red envelopes.
Breaking Army Xingjun could only take the lead and say: "Xiaoxian has just arrived, so it is appropriate to send a red envelope. ”
", there are immortals who are going to give out red envelopes!"
Lu Yifan, who was already a little sleepy, was immediately shaken and energetic, his eyes were firmly fixed on the screen, his left hand was holding the mobile phone, and the fingers of his right hand were close to the screen, always ready to grab the red envelope.
Airplanes!
The phone shook, and a red envelope flashing golden appeared on the screen!
Lu Yifan pressed his finger quickly with lightning speed, the time did not exceed a millisecond, the light flashed, and an exciting prompt message appeared on the screen!!
"The hand is slow, and the red envelope has been snatched up!"
This excitement is because I am angry and excited......
Can't grab it with such a fast hand?
But think about it, what is the hand speed of the gods?
Besides, my own broken copycat machine, the speed of loading red envelopes is much slower than others, it's no wonder that you can grab it!
In the chat group, there was a boil.
What the Broken Army Star Monarch took out seemed to be something extraordinary, which made the group of people marvel again and again.
Erlang God: "Ouch, I'll go, you've made a bloody investment to break the army! Even the 'Galaxy Immortal Source' is willing to take it out!"
Breaking the Army Xingjun: "The Xinghe Immortal Source was extracted by this Xingjun on the Nine Heavens, using the power of the stars to refine for tens of millions of years, and it was originally quite reluctant, but because of the love of the Jade Emperor and everyone, this Xingjun can only endure the pain." There are not many of them, so please forgive me. ”
Greedy Wolf Star-King: "It's my turn, everyone is ready!"
Seeing the message on the screen, Lu Yifan, who was originally wilted, rose up in an instant as if he had eaten a small blue pill!
I'm going to give out red envelopes again, and I can't miss this time!
In the chat group, there was silence, as if there was going to be a peace before a big war.
All the immortals held their breath and waited to grab the red envelope.
Airplanes!
A few seconds later, Greedy Wolf Xingjun's red envelope appeared!
"I'll rob it!"
"The hand is slow, and the red envelope has been snatched up!"
Looking at the prompt message that popped up, Lu Yifan almost dropped his phone out of breath.
50 red envelopes, I can't even grab one!
"Are these immortals all tentacle monsters?"
After taking two deep breaths, thinking that there were still five Big Dipper Star Monarchs behind him, Lu Yifan's heart calmed down a little.
"Calm down, be calm. Grabbing a red envelope pays attention to a 'steady and accurate', and the mentality is also very important, often the more you care, the more you can't grab it, but you may be able to ...... Fuck your uncle, give me a red envelope!!"
Lu Yifan's eyes were blood-red, and his two eyes were staring at the screen.
Finally, after the greedy wolf star monarch, the giant gate star monarch also made a move.
I'll rob!
"The hand is slow, and the red envelope has been snatched up. ”
I'll rob!
I'll grab it again!
The two big red envelopes of Lu Cun Xingjun and Lian Zhen Xingjun, Lu Yifan didn't grab them.
The total number of red envelopes issued by five of the Big Dipper Monarchs has exceeded 300, and Lu Yifan has not grabbed any of them.
Crying, he just wants to find a piece of tofu to kill now.
At this time, the last two Big Dipper Monarchs shot at the same time.
I saw that the red envelopes of Wen Qu Xing and Wu Qu Xing appeared on the screen at the same time, and Lu Yifan, whose eyes were already blood-red, was a little more ruthless.
"The hand is slow, and the red envelope has been snatched up. ”
"The hand is slow, and the red envelope is snatched up. ”
Click......
It was as if something was shattering.
It's heartbreaking......
Lu Yifan slowly walked from the bed to the window, raised his head to look at the bright moon, and was speechless for two lines of tears.
Seven Star Monarch's red envelopes, I didn't grab any of them!!
"The number of red envelopes for seven people adds up to almost 400, 400!!What a concept!!Rounding it up, it's close to 100 million! I didn't grab any of the 100 million red envelopes! I ...... I ......"
Raising the palm of his right hand, Lu Yifan made a gesture to pump his big mouth, but when it came to his face, his strength was as small as a stroke.
Airplanes!
The phone rang again, and the messages in the chat group began to swipe.
Lu Yifan raised it up and took a look, and found that these immortals were actually scolding.
Erlang God: "I heard that Wenqu and Wuqu were slamming the door and vomiting blood, look at what you two are posting! Are you embarrassed?"
Lu Yifan flipped through the news and found the red envelope of the two brothers.
I saw that the titles of these two red envelopes were both "Friends, my most faithful blessings to you".
Open the red packet records, and there is only one record for each.
"Congratulations to Erlang God for grabbing the 'blessing of Wenqu Xingjun'. ”
"Congratulations to Shunfeng Er for snatching the 'Blessing of Wuqu Xingjun'. ”
When Lu Yifan saw this, he was also happy.
These two guys are too picky, right?
Can your blessings be sent as red envelopes?
Clairvoyant: "Today I finally saw what it means to really cut the door." ”
Chang'e: "Two brothers, my sister really doesn't know what to say......"
Howling Dog: "Wang! I can't even stand this dog of mine!