One night when Wanda was having dinner, He Miao and Cheng Xidong were bumped into by Cheng Xidong's colleague together.

Cheng Xidong's first subconscious action was to take back the hand holding He Miao and maintain a good social distance from He Miao.

"You're coming to dinner, too. ”

He Miao stood on the side "with interest", not hindering others from talking about the same thing.

She began to peek at Cheng Xidong's colleagues incessantly.

With the three takeaway-colored jackets, the same color of rimless glasses, and the three sparse heads on their heads, He Miao instantly felt that Cheng Xidong was handsome.

Looking at it this way, Cheng Xidong's hair volume is still considerable.

The four of them were just greetings, and it ended quickly.

Cheng Xidong trotted over, caught up with He Miao, and put his arm around her shoulder again.

He Miao was not happy and slapped Cheng Xidong's hand away.

"What's wrong?"

He Miao had a cold face and didn't speak.

"Why don't you speak?"

After getting into the car, He Miao expressed his dissatisfaction.

"You're with me, and you see your colleague being caught raping, yes, why are you so weak-hearted?"

"No, I just don't think it has a good impact. ”

"Why is it not good, we are officially dating, and you have officially confessed, and it is not an underground relationship, can't you be generous? ”

Cheng Xidong was speechless.

In fact, he simply thinks that falling in love is a private matter.

His colleagues in the office also knew that he had a girlfriend.

It's just that when it really came time for him to introduce He Miao in a righteous manner, he was at a loss.

He's been used to being alone for a long time.

He Miao integrated into his life as a new individual, appeared in all aspects of his life as his other half, and he was not fully ready.

A few days later, Cheng Xidong asked He Miao to go to Yangzhou with him.

The ancients said that fireworks go down to Yangzhou in March.

Although it is June, Yangzhou is still a place that attracts He Miao.

Cheng Xidong asked He Miao to attend the wedding of his college roommate with him.

It was the first time that He Miao entered his circle as his girlfriend.

He Miao was elated, asked his leader for half a day off, and set off on Friday, following Cheng Xidong's car on the highway to Yangzhou.

Departure, there are not many people on the elevated road, there is no blockage, everything is going well.

He Miao rolled down the window, stretched out his right hand out of the window, and felt the cool and refreshing wind passing through his fingertips, and his heart was flying.

But when they were about to get to the vicinity of the hotel they booked on Meituan, they happened to catch up with the end of primary school, Yangzhou was already small, the road was not wide, and half of the road surface was occupied by the car that parents came to pick up their children.

He Miao began to suspect that he had mild road rage.

It's like a coal boss.

He Miao also sat in his little white car a few times by chance.

As soon as he got in the car, he said, "I'm TM, WOC, I bought a watch last year." ”

Dirty words are flying all over the sky, and I don't care that He Miao, a female compatriot, is still sitting in the back.

He Miao was really afraid that at this time, Cheng Xidong slammed on the accelerator and hit pedestrians on the road because of his emotional out-of-control.

She suddenly stretched out her left hand, like soothing a puppy, over and over again, caressing Cheng Xidong from head to back, this principle is the same as giving animals a smooth coat.

"Good, good, it's okay, it's okay. ”

He Miao caressed lovingly, don't be patient and comfort.

"Where the hell is it?"

Cheng Xidong slapped the steering wheel, and suddenly became "fierce" and fierce.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll find it soon. Well, my sister is with you. ”

Although Cheng Xidong was upset at this time, he suddenly smiled.

"Oh, it's good to laugh, it's good to be happy, don't be angry. ”

What He Miao cares about is whether Cheng Xidong is happy.

Cheng Xidong, under He Miao's reassurance, called the hotel again to confirm, and only parked the car 20 minutes later.

Therefore, it is useless to be impatient, it is better to stabilize your mind and be patient.

People with a good mentality live longer.

Put down their things, wash their faces, and the two of them hurried to the dinner.

I haven't seen each other in the dormitory for a long time, and I want to make an appointment to come out together to meet, have a meal, and catch up with the old days the day before the boss gets married.

Of course, He Miao had to accompany him.

It's a small box to the place.

There were already seven or eight people sitting at the table.

Seeing Cheng Xidong and them coming in, they all greeted warmly and asked them to sit beside them.

"Xidong, it's okay, when are your girlfriends ready to get married?"

A boy with a parted hair teased.

"Look at her. ”

Cheng Xidong glanced at He Miao, intimately pulled up a stool for her, and let He Miao sit down.

He Miao smiled very reluctantly, the room was full of strangers of the opposite sex, and her nervous palms were slightly sweaty.

"Sister-in-law doesn't look big, she's much younger than you. ”

The other in a denim shirt continued to ask.

"She's two years younger than me, ninety-three. ”

"My sister-in-law is so cute, how can she fall in love with you?"

"Hahaha"

The room burst into laughter, and the atmosphere in the box was much warmer.

He Miao was still a little cramped and uneasy.

Even if everyone no longer caught her and Cheng Xidong's affairs, but chatted about each other, she still kept her head down and tried to keep her movements as small as possible to prevent others from noticing her.

In fact, as soon as she came in, she noticed that there were still a lot of delicious foods on the table.

There are her favorite braised pork with tiger skin eggs, garlic pork ribs, sizzling beef tenderloin, and various Huaiyang dim sum platters, which stimulate her saliva secretion more and more.

However, on this occasion, she had to pretend to be reserved, so she could only swallow all her saliva quietly.

When she sat down, she was disappointed.

In front of her were two plates of fish dishes.

A pot of squirrel and a plate of braised hairtail.

No meat.

The other two dishes that can be reached by chopsticks are stir-fried shrimp and sautéed amaranth.

Although the various dishes are placed on a round table that can be turned.

But everyone seems to be busy catching up with the people next to them, not to actually eat.

Not to mention turning this disc, even the dish in front of him rarely moved.

He Miao has no one to reminisce about.

Cheng Xidong, the only person she knew, was chatting happily with the "middle brother" who teased them as soon as he entered the door.

He Miao looked around helplessly.

I sat and embarrassed to have nothing to do, and finally made up my mind to grab the chopsticks on the chopstick rest in front of me and eat them as seriously as a career.

Stir-fried shrimp and stir-fried amaranth were basically wiped out by her, and the other people at the table grabbed the chopsticks sporadically, grabbed a few dishes in front of the chopsticks and sent them to the mouth, chatting and reminiscing is the eternal theme.

He Miao found that everyone didn't move the big disc, so he didn't dare to make more times.

What she wants is to be gregarious, unobtrusive.

"When there are no vegetables to eat", you can only put the chopsticks out of the two fish dishes.

Squirrel Guiyu is a famous Huaiyang dish.

Miao Da Mei ran to many restaurants and didn't eat it, so she gave her a thumbs up, which was unforgettable.

He Miao came to Yangzhou this time and ate authentic, sweet and sour, crispy in the mouth, indeed, extraordinary.

The chefs in this shop are really good.

"He Miao!"

When He Miao was "conquering" a piece of fish back meat in his mouth, he was startled by Cheng Xidong's roar.

"Get me a Coke. ”

Cheng Xidong pointed to the large bottle of Coke in He Miao's other hand.

He Miao quickly handed it to Cheng Xidong.

No one noticed her strangeness.

Just now, between the lightning and flint, she "silently" swallowed the huge fish bone.

Now the feeling of a foreign body in her throat is so strong that she can't swallow her saliva.

On this occasion, if others know that she was stuck like this by a fish bone, not only her, but even Cheng Xidong would be embarrassed together.

She didn't want Cheng Xidong to be ridiculed in the future, so she found a brainless girlfriend.

Then she began to silently try everything she could think of.

The simplest is to drink vinegar to lubricate.

It's a pity that the fish bones are too big, she drank the whole pot of vinegar in front of her, and the burps are all sour and vinegar, and this fish bone has no intention of going down at all.

When the vinegar was finished, she had to think of something else.

I haven't eaten enough of the big fish and meat on the table, so I first have three bowls of rice and feed myself to my full.

When the small eye sitting on He Miao's right hand heard He Miao ask the waiter for three bowls of rice, the little eye suddenly doubled as if he had pulled a pair of eyelids.

Swallowing three bowls of rice in a big gulp still had no effect.

He Miao was already full and couldn't be full, and she couldn't swallow the rice, so she could only sigh secretly, took out her mobile phone and asked Du Niang what to do.

Du Niang's answers are varied, and there are many people who have tried the method in person, saying that the personal test is effective, and some people even say that swallowing duck's saliva, He Miao feels disgusting when he thinks about it.

Rummaging through them, I found one that was more reliable and could be implemented immediately: drinking Coke.

The principle is the same as drinking vinegar, that is, softening.

He Miao was bent on getting rid of the fish bones at that time, and he didn't use his brain.

Such a big fish bone, if it can be softened so quickly, a big bottle of vinegar will be in your stomach, isn't it still useless?

She didn't care about it, she tried it first.

When the waitress came over to change the plate, he whispered to her and asked for two large bottles of 1.25 liters of Coke.

When the cola came up, He Miao disliked that the cup by cup was not strong enough, and directly took a large bottle and blew on the bottle, and the eyes of the little eyes next door were full of horror.

After He Miao blew a bottle of "Gu Du Gudu", several people even spontaneously applauded, lamenting He Miao's true colors of not letting her eyebrows go.

Cheng Xidong didn't react, and when he listened to the explanation in a daze, he stared at He Miao incredibly.

Someone began to coax and asked He Miao to blow another bottle, He Miao stood up and bowed embarrassedly, and waved his hand to indicate that he didn't want to.

Cheng Xidong laughed and said that He Miao was shy, and asked everyone not to make trouble with her, so everyone had to give up.

The chemistry of the rice and cola continued to ferment in He Miao's small belly, and finally turned into a series of uncontrollable burps that rushed straight to her throat.

Even so, the foreign body sensation in He Miao's throat was still not relieved.

On the way back to the hotel, He Miao was very melancholy, she was so unlucky when she came out, God may be warning her that it is better to stay at home, save money and worry, and be safe.

After Cheng Xidong knew that He Miao was stuck in his throat because of a fish bone, he was also actively looking for countermeasures.

Of course, his way is only Sogou, Zhihu, Weibo, and forums.

In the end, he found two seemingly reliable solutions: 1. Swallow orange peels. 2. Dry swallow effervescent tablets.

Because both of these solutions have seemingly scientific rationale explanations underneath.

He Miao looked at Cheng Xidong's confident posture, but still chose to believe it without hesitation.

She has always felt that Cheng Xidong is much smarter than herself, because the back of his head is as prominent as Yuanmou's.

He Miao bought four large oranges and personally bought three bottles of effervescent tablets at a 24-hour convenience store. On the way, I couldn't wait to peel off the skin and stuff it into my mouth.

The orange peel that was stuffed in a mouthful was still useless, but the stomach was full again, and He Miao smiled bitterly and was more ugly than crying.

Cheng Xidong comforted softly, returned to the hotel and personally opened a box of effervescent tablets, and stuffed them into He Miao's mouth when He Miao was grinning and about to cry.

He Miao swallowed it and felt much better.

In addition to being surprised, he grabbed the remaining effervescent tablets and swallowed three or four tablets on the spot.

When Cheng Xidong came out after washing, He Miao had already "dried" a bottle of effervescent tablets, at least 10 tablets.

Cheng Xidong was scared to death.

"You, you swallowed it all???"

He Miao looked at Cheng Xidong in a daze and nodded ignorantly.

"You don't know that if you swallow this thing directly, it will cause stomach perforation?"

He Miao looked at Cheng Xidong's serious expression, and cried out with a frightened "wow".

"You didn't tell me that eating like this would cause stomach perforation. ”

"Nonsense, effervescent tablets, effervescent tablets, effervescent into liquid can only be drunk, if it is no problem to eat dry, why do you have to go to great lengths to eat it. ”

Cheng Xidong really blamed himself, he didn't watch it, He Miao did something to come out.

Now He Miao's attention is on the stomach, and she doesn't care about the feeling of a foreign body, she is now afraid of stomach perforation, internal bleeding, and it hurts to think about it.

With such thoughts, she began to feel a stomachache, and finally held her stomach directly, "painful" and unable to straighten her waist.

Cheng Xidong didn't know if He Miao was really fake, in a hurry, he was ready to pick up He Miao and go to the hospital to hang up the emergency, but he misestimated his strength, he didn't pick up Princess He Miao, just got ready from the ground, the center of gravity was not stable, one didn't stand up, and he fell heavily to the ground with He Miao, He Miao's eyes were full of stars, and his buttocks bloomed, the most incredible thing, the fish bones that had not been tossed for so long seemed to have signs of loosening.

"Quick, smack me a few more times, it's almost time to come out!"

He Miao endured the discomfort caused by the feeling of a foreign body and shouted at Cheng Xidong, who was sitting on the ground.

Cheng Xidong received the instruction, got up with a grunt, pulled He Miao up from the ground, threw a shot put like a child, and "throw" He Miao onto the bed with a concentrated force.

Cheng Xidong was "gentle" a lot later, hugged He Miao from behind and then shook her, such repeated perseverance, Cheng Xidong was sleepy, He Miao's head was swollen, and when he tried again for the last time, he concentrated on the explosion, the two of them worked together, and the fish bones finally came out, He Miao coughed violently for a long time, and it was finally a big heart disease.

Tossing until the second half of the night, both of them were tired enough, cleaned up slightly, climbed into bed and fell asleep.

He Miao also forgot about the stomach perforation.

Let's talk about it when it's uncomfortable.

Thinking too much is also asking for trouble.

In the future, He Miao naturally had another ban on eating fish in Cheng Xidong, not only did He Miao not eat it, but he also didn't eat it.

He Miao has become a number one figure in the circle of Cheng Xidong's classmates at university, and every time he has a class reunion, someone wants to meet this "little sister-in-law" who can drink 1.25L of Coke in one go.

The intellectuality that He Miao wanted to establish in front of Cheng Xidong's classmates, the image of a young woman in literature and art is gone.

It is estimated that the people present that day were still thinking about whether He Miao usually coquettishly played with Cheng Xidong, and the brother he called out was with the momentum of Li Kui calling Song Jiang in the Water Margin.

Of course, He Miao has never been called that.

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