Chapter 309: No Rules

|||->-> Li Huachen hurriedly said good things, because he clearly felt that this guy was afraid that if he was a little careless and used a little force, he would be able to pinch himself directly to death.

No, to be exact, if he wants to kill himself, I'm afraid he doesn't even need to do it. What level of martial artist is this? Even the Northern War King himself is not so arrogant and crazy.

"Hmph! The open-mouthed brother, the closed-mouthed brother, the guy who is softened when he is beaten up, and has no backbone. Then the old man suddenly roared: "I hate soft bones the most!"

After that, he flew up and kicked directly in Li Huachen's face, and the moment he kicked his face, Li Huachen's face was deformed. Li Huachen's whole person was like a missile, flying out sideways, hitting a wall, and then falling to the ground, the teeth in his mouth broke through the skin, and blood flowed out.

Li Huachen thought to himself, this old man is a psychopath, and he can't listen to flattery and flattery, so I will simply do the opposite.

Li Huachen slammed the ground, stood up, and looked at the old madman angrily. When the old madman saw Li Huachen's temperament suddenly change, he also stood in place, without speaking, and looked at Li Huachen.

Li Huachen snorted coldly: "Kung fu is not bad, I was just playing with you before." You are better than me, but no matter how high your kung fu is, there is no point in bullying me. I don't accept you, if you kind of kill me!"

The old man was stunned for a moment and nodded: "I didn't expect you to be so backbone, you dare to talk to me, it's too late to say anything now." Since you're a tough guy, then I have to respect your determination and get ready to take it, and I'll kill you. ”

"Alas?" Li Huachen stood up and ran, shouting as he ran: "I'll go to your uncle, you're a mental illness, Wencheng!"

Not long after Li Huachen ran out, the old man had already appeared in front of Li Huachen in an instant, grabbed his neck and collar, shook it up violently, raised it above his head, and fell to the ground. Li Huachen felt that the bones in his body were almost falling apart, and he couldn't lift up any strength.

"Don't fight, don't fight. Li Huachen waved his hand and stepped back: "Hey, are you sick, you can't beg for mercy, you can't come hard, what do I want to do so that you don't beat me?"

"Hmph. The old man said proudly, "I don't know either." ”

Li Huachen's eyes widened: "You don't know...... You don't know...... You don't know, you can't do it! What do I have to be proud of here? You have to know!"

The old man suddenly became irritable: "I just don't know, what can you do to me?

The old man rushed up again, but Li Huachen still had no ability to resist, so he was sent flying.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, ....... Li Huachen raised his hands with difficulty to announce a pause, and the old man also stopped obediently.

"What's wrong again?"

Li Huachen said: "Big brother, I think we both ignored a very important issue. ”

"What's the problem?"

"That is, you, why did you hit me?"

The old man was stunned for a moment, then began to think.

Li Huachen narrowed his eyes: You bastard, you can't even remember why, can you?

The old man and Li Huachen squatted on the ground together and thought for more than half an hour. The old man pondered for a long time, and Li Huachen lay on the side to recuperate and sleep.

"I remember!" the old man clapped his hands.

Li Huachen woke up suddenly: "Huh?

The old man walked up to Li Huachen and pointed at him: "I beat you because you are ugly." ”

Li Huachen looked at him: "If you look ugly, you should be beaten?"

The old man stomped his feet in a circle irritably: "I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, anyway, I'm going to beat you, everyone who comes here has been beaten by me, and you are no exception." ”

"Well, do you hit whoever you see?"

"Of course not. The old man said: "I like your father's child very much, and I won't beat him when he comes." ”

Li Huachen thought to himself, this guy completely regarded me as the son of the King of the Northern War. Li Huachen said: "Big brother, what is the relationship between you and the King of the Northern War?"

The crazy old man raised his chin proudly: "Hmph, when it comes to relationships, it's a big relationship." The King of the Northern War is a generation younger than me, his father is my eldest brother, his mother is my sister-in-law, and I am his uncle. ”

Li Huachen said in his heart: Isn't it over if you say that you are his uncle?

"Then why is he king, and you are locked up here?"

"Locked up here?" the crazy old man laughed: "Boy, I'm afraid you don't know, I'm not locked up here, I stayed here voluntarily." Also, a broken throne, what's so rare, when you become a king, you become a loner, there is no one around you who can be trusted, and every day you have to worry about how to manage the ancient martial arts talents of the entire northern country, and it is a headache to think about it. Here, you can be at ease, eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are sleepy, and countless martial arts cheats, each of which is unfathomable, is simply a fairyland on earth. With so many treasures with me, why should I fight for the throne and suffer that crime? Besides, Xiaofeng has the qualifications to be the king, he is the king, the world is peaceful, all the ancient warriors of the northern kingdom honestly dare not make a mistake, I can also study martial arts here with peace of mind, why should I rob him?"

"Little wind?"

"Yes, alas, it's your father!" the crazy old man said: "Your father was fun when he was a child, I like to take him out to get into trouble the most, hehe, every time I am scolded by your grandfather, but I am just happy, hahaha." Later, when he grew up, he stopped playing with me, and the more this kid grew up, the more he had more eyes, and I couldn't understand what he was thinking, and he always lied to me. I knew at that time that this kid was smart enough to be a king in the future. At the beginning, your uncles forced the palace to rebel and wanted to overthrow him, but I helped him suppress it. Hum. ”

Li Huachen immediately began to tout: "Oh, then you are really powerful, and I think that he is only the king of the northern kingdom, and you are the king of the entire martial arts world." He is entangled in so many government affairs, and you are a free, high-sky hero!"

"Hahaha, you kid speaks very attractively, like your father when he was a child. The old madman sighed: "I have been here since I was a child, and then when your father's throne was secured, I came here again to study martial arts, and I was only in my twenties at that time...... ”

"Alas, you are in your twenties, how old was the King of the Northern War when he ascended the throne?"

"XVI. The old madman said: "I am relatively young in our generation, not much older than your father, you listen to me continue." ”

"You say, you say. ”

The two of them sat cross-legged on the floor, and the old madman began to reminisce: "When I came in, there were still a few old guys guarding this martial arts tower, and they didn't let me go up, where could they stop me? I tried all means to finally get up." Oh, as soon as I went up, I stayed for three months, and in three months, I learned very advanced martial arts. But I didn't eat or drink for three whole months, and I just practiced ....... ”

"Three months!?" Li Huachen said: "Good people are starving to death." ”

"yes. The old madman said, "They all thought I was missing, and when they found me, I was dying of hunger." Later, I didn't go out, and everyone disagreed, saying that I was Uncle Wang, and I had to assist the new king in carrying out great policies. In the end, it was your father's edict that allowed me to stay here for as long as I wanted. In this way, until now, I have never walked out of this martial arts mountain. ”

Li Huachen understood it, and he also knew the painstaking efforts of the Northern War King.

Such a person has been abolished. He has a skill, but he has become a martial arts idiot, although it is not as exaggerated as going mad, but his brain, the world, has nothing but martial arts. Such a person, even if he walks out, will only cause trouble everywhere, so it is better to leave him here.

"Big brother, you really are, oh no, it's uncle....... ”

"Alas, don't call me uncle, I like you to call me big brother, how about it, is the story good?"

"It's good, it's really good. Li Huachen said: "Your kung fu is so good, you realized it yourself?"

"No, the enlightenment and advanced stages all have masters, my master has been dead for many years, and he was also the number one person in the martial arts back then. But after that, it's all on your own, and it's useless for Master to follow. Well, that's all for today. Are you ready? I'm going to beat you up. ”

Li Huachen's eyes widened: "Uncle, big brother, we have been chatting for so long, and we are so speculative, we are all friends, why do you still beat me?"

"Alas, look at what you said, I won't beat you if you talk to me? You old seven, every day you bring me tea and water, laundry and cooking, I still beat him three times a day, and I never stopped. ”

Li Huachen felt incredible: "Alas, no...... Don't do it yet, I'll ask first. You're ...... Can't you stop hitting someone?"

The old madman stood up, and his face suddenly became ugly: "Of course not, I can't help but want to beat you when I see your appearance." I'm a person with very poor self-control, come on. ”

"You wait a minute. Li Huachen said: "You...... You....... ”

"What am I?"

Li Huachen said suddenly: "If you answer me a question, I'll let you fight casually." ”

"You ask. ”

"What is the meaning of martial arts?"

"Of course, it is constantly getting stronger, so strong that it breaks through the sky!"

"Then where exactly do you have to break through the sky, big guy?"

The old man gestured a V-shaped hand.

"Yay!?"

"Not true. ”

"Uh...... Victory?"

"Not really. ”

"That's ...... You want me to take a picture of you?"

"Not really. ”

"And what do you mean?"

"You asked a question, but this is your second question!"

The old madman shouted, and at the same time suddenly raised his leg and kicked directly at the other half of Li Huachen's face, Li Huachen screamed miserably, and took off directly on the spot .......

"I'm your immortal banban!"

Li Huachen's angry scolding pierced the sky.