He Miao never thought that the gentle and kind white girl would trick her into going on a blind date.

After a routine consolation of the white girl failed on a blind date, the white girl asked a few words of her thoughts, and it became the current situation: go, she is uncomfortable; Thinking of the white girl's tearful and pitiful appearance, He Miao straightened her chest, "I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!"

"Meow meow is coming" Before I took off my shoes when I entered the door, I heard Ms. Xie's loud voice. Ms. Xie ---- the mother of the white girl, she is an old-fashioned and warm-hearted, chivalrous and courageous, and it is rumored that she went to the construction site with the boss to collect the accounts, and the foreman was so frightened that the foreman immediately paid the money obediently.

After changing her shoes, Ms. Xie had already rushed to her with a spatula to take a look.

"Ah, Meow Meow has lost weight and looks better. He Miao stared at the big spatula in her hand, really afraid that it would fall on the back of her head in the next second. "Ah, Auntie is good. He Miao was timid, dodging the dangerous big spatula and walking to the sofa, sitting beside the white girl, and reaching out to touch the straight child in the white girl's arms.

"Hello, Junko" she tried to keep a very friendly smile, but after a while, her hand that had stopped in mid-air was awkwardly lowered again. Junko, who was originally quiet, gave a faceless "meow", issued a huge warning, jumped to the ground gracefully, turned around and gave her a contemptuous look, and walked haughtily to the room. He Miao felt an unprecedented insult.

"What kind of people have what kind of cats. He Miao muttered quietly.

"What did you say?" the white girl squinted slightly, her voice full of warning.

He Miao swallowed his saliva and was silent, but he thought in his heart: This expression is really similar to Shunzi!

"It's time to eat, meow meow, today I made your favorite braised prawns in oil. Ms. Xie brought out the last dish from the kitchen in a hurry and beckoned everyone to eat.

The white girl stood up and straightened her pajamas, and pulled He Miao to the dining table.

"Mom, don't keep calling people meow, people have names, people are called He Miao. Meow, meow, go out and people think your name is Junzi" He Miao was a little moved, it was in vain that he had been protecting this wolf cub so much for so many years. "yes, Meow Meow. ”

"Don't you call it that, and besides, meow, meow, meow, how cute it is. Our meow is much cuter than Junko. ”

"yes, ahhahaha. The white girl's laughter trembled.

Well, a wolf cub is a wolf cub.

Ms. Xie's craftsmanship still has nothing to say, the dishes have vegetable samples, the meat has meat samples, and you can know what you are doing at a glance, unlike your own old man He and Miao Da Beauty, even if you put it in your mouth, you may not be able to guess the raw materials. He Miao couldn't help but stretch out her chopsticks to the plate of braised prawns again. "Smack", the prawns in hand were amputated by the white girl. He Miao watched the white girl skillfully peel the shrimp shell with her hands, stuff it into her mouth, and eat it with fragrant oil.

"Meow meow" The white girl ate shrimp and said a little vaguely, "You better eat less tonight, go on a blind date for a while, the belly is not good to look at, and the skirt will show a small belly." ”

"Oh, it's a blessing to be able to eat, what's wrong with a small belly, today's men are desertified at a young age, and no matter how good they eat, they can't make up for it. yes, old white. Ms. Xie looked at Comrade Lao Bai.

Comrade Lao Bai nodded, carefully cooked rice and did not make a speech. He Miao looked at Comrade Lao Bai and thought that one day he would introduce Old Man He to Comrade Lao Bai, so that Old Man He would not have to go to the chess and card room every day to pester Uncle Li to chat.

After eating, the white girl motioned for He Miao to follow her into the bedroom. Junko lay lazily on the white girl's Simmons, her misty eyes like a seductive vixen. Seeing He Miao coming in, it stretched its waist and walked with elegant steps.

"Does Junko hate me" He Miao finally said the words that had been held in her heart for a long time, after all, she has always called herself a "friend of animals".

"No, everyone touches it when you take it out. The white girl took out a few sets of clothes from the closet and threw them on her dreamy Simmons, "Maybe I just don't like you as a person." What the white girl said was an understatement, but she stabbed He Miao in the heart.

"Eh, what do you think I look good at" The white girl held two sets of clothes in her hands and gestured back and forth in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, "This one or this one?"

He Miao didn't want to pay attention to her, He Miao was autistic.

"Are you all alright, it's almost 8 o'clock and you're going to be late. Ms. Xie's loud voice was still penetrating, and she felt her ears hurt through the door.

"I'll put on my eye makeup and I'll be right away. The white girl shouted at the top of her voice.

"What do you make, what makeup do you put on a blind date. Ms. Xie was a little anxious outside the door.

"I don't go on blind dates, but my boyfriend asked me to go to the game one after another. The white girl replied with a little pride.

"Anyway, hurry up, don't waste time. ”

"Got it. He Miao snatched the words, she was really afraid that the white girl would shout twice again and cough up blood.

When he went out, Junko thought he was taking it with him, so he was very excited to come to the feet of everyone and meow. The white girl squatted down and gently touched its snow-white and fluffy head, "Junzi, what about my sister, I want to take your sister He Miao on a blind date, you obediently follow Lao Bai at home to watch the house, and come back to reward you with delicious food." Junko looked up and meowed again, reluctant to go. He Miao also squatted down to comfort the little pity, but before Shunzi could speak, Shunzi stepped on her snow-white sneakers with a brisk step, leaving a deep paw print, and went back to the house by herself as if nothing had happened. He Miao felt that she was going to compete with a cat for the first time, but even if she was angry, it was useless, and the white girl would have already gone downstairs. Okay, see you later!" He Miao thought unevenly.

To tell the truth, He Miao only took Bai Miao's car last week, it only takes 10 minutes to drive from the mall to He Miao's house, and Bai Miao drove for 40 minutes, and comforted He Miao, who was the co-pilot, not to be nervous, obviously his hands holding the steering wheel were white. Finally sent He Miao safely to the community, just broke up, He Miao heard the sound of sudden braking, and then saw the white girl get down from the driver's seat, and saw He Miao who turned back in order to hide his embarrassment, and sat in the passenger seat again, and waited for a while before coming down. That night, He Miao saw a photo of the scratch and the accompanying text in the white girl's circle of friends: I went to the city to pick up my girlfriend and drove for a long time, and I was tired and accidentally hit the fence. The following are the concerned replies of the male students: "What's the matter, pay attention to your body." "Well, the White Maiden may have forgotten to block me. He Miao thought to herself at the time. But this picture doesn't look like a fence hit, obviously it's on the road, He Miao really wanted to be a white girl at the time, this text is fake, but in the end, reason defeated evil thoughts.

He Miao pulled back his distant thoughts.

"Can you drive like this on a non-motorized road, isn't this going in the wrong direction?" Ms. Xie leaned forward and pointed to the oncoming traffic.

"This is wired, where am I going backwards?" the white girl bit her lower lip as if she was upset.

"The cars are coming from the opposite side, and you are the only one driving in the opposite direction. Ms. Xie raised her voice, her tone firm.

"I don't know if it's retrograde or not, do you have a driver's license?" the white girl also raised an octave.

"I don't have a driver's license, but I have common sense!" Ms. Xie's voice raised on the basis of the white girl, and He Miao, who was sitting in the back row, was about to explode.

"I don't have a driver's license either. Xiaobai, how long do we have to go?" He Miao was afraid that the war would escalate, so he immediately changed the topic for his ears.

The white girl's tone softened a lot, "It's coming, it's here after this intersection." ”

"Yes. Ms. Xie huffed her head and looked out the window.

Well, the mother and daughter lost their temper again. He Miao thought helplessly.

There were really a lot of people in the new district at night, and Miss Bai turned around the underground parking lot of Wanbo for seven or eight laps and couldn't find a parking space, Ms. Xie immediately decided to lead He Miao up first and let Miss Bai park her own car. The white girl rolled her eyes twice, and said softly to He Miao: "Meow, I'll go back first, and I'll pick you up when it's over."

He Miao shook a moment and nodded with garlic.

"What about me?" asked Ms. Xie angrily.

"Go back yourself. The white girl said angrily.

"Hmph, go back by yourself, it's still good to meow, sensible and obedient and well-behaved and cute, unlike some people who are rude and willful. Ms. Xie said that she was going to pull He Miao away.

"You were born to be brutal and willful. The white girl also snorted, and drove away with a puff of smoke. This car skill is much stronger than just now, He Miao shook his head secretly.

"Let's go!" Ms. Xie pulled He Miao to press the elevator button.

"Meow meow, auntie told you, girls are particular about blind dates, the first time they meet, they have to wear light makeup that suits them, they want to wear high heels that are not hateful, with a temperament long skirt, and then put on some lipstick, perfect. Ms. Xie said happily.

He Miao looked down at herself: white sneakers with cat's paw print, with a long black hoodie, a thin gray blazer, and the bright makeup of Europe and the United States that the white girl had to make. emmm, perfect.

"The first time you meet on a blind date, it's best for girls to be slightly late, but it's a loss, you can't delay it too long, otherwise boys will feel rude, it's generally best to control it in about 15 minutes, which not only reflects the girl's reserve but also politeness, but also gives people a sense of expectation, after all, beauties are the last to appear. Hahahaha. ”

Looking at Ms. Xie's smiling flowers and branches, He Miao sighed in her heart the infinite power of genes.

The "ding" elevator door opened, and when she reached the first floor, He Miao followed Ms. Xie out of the first floor of Wanbo Shopping Mall and walked straight out of the door.

Isn't it in Wanbo, why did you go out? Could it be an open-air blind date? He Miao suddenly had a bad premonition.

There are also a lot of people in Wanbo Plaza, walking dogs, dancing square dances, and the loudspeakers of gold special activities are equipped with electronic music, and from time to time they insert two sentences of Miss Shopping Guide's "20% off the whole field, 20% off the whole audience", in He Miao's ears it sounded like "Jiangnan Leather Factory is closed, all 99 yuan, all 99 yuan." He Miao regretted it a little, looking at her phone, it was past eight o'clock, I don't know if Ah Huang downstairs had dinner today, and if Dahua had a fight with it, she was a little melancholy when she thought of this.

"A quarter past 8, just right. Before He Miao could react, Ms. Xie walked straight up to the two middle-aged women to say hello.

"Sister Fang, I'm here. Ms. Xie smiled her signature warm smile.

He Miao was completely stunned, was he really in the square? With the two aunts? Is it the meaning of the first round of interviews? Is it to test my square dance skills? I don't have any dancing bacteria at all, He Miao wanted to cry, but in the end he had to show a smile that was more ugly than crying and said, "Hello aunts!"

The two aunts just crossed their arms and looked at He Miao. He Miao's mind is full of: Jiangnan Leather Factory has closed down, all 99 yuan, all 99 yuan...