Chapter 367: Sun's Two-Sided Life
There is a popular saying among the people: children, when they see the wind, they grow.
What does this mean? Could it be that every child can use the supernatural powers of heaven and earth? Of course, this is not the real meaning.
What this means is that once a child is born and lands, it grows up very quickly, almost every day.
Sun Jiexin, the little princess of Sun, has a bit of this meaning.
She has been born for more than a month, and when she was first born, she was five pounds and seven taels, which is not heavy, but she was born for more than a month, and now she is almost ten pounds.
She's amazing, she feeds at least ten times a day, poops twice, and pees a lot...... Well, this is not a good statistic, because she carries diapers every day, so no one knows how many times she pees every day, only that the little princess uses five to seven diapers every day.
She's not only that, she has to sleep at least sixteen to eighteen hours a day, and when she sleeps soundly, she will smile and be very well-behaved when she wakes up, otherwise, you will wait for her little face to wrinkle and cry to you.
Her little face has grown round, which makes it impossible for Sun Quan and Yuan Shuiqing to judge whether this little guy's face looks like his father or his mother.
By the way, in October, the little princess's full moon wine has been done.
On the day of the full moon wine, she left a very deep impression on Sun someone, or a memory, Sun someone dared to bet with anyone, and he would never forget that memory in his life.
What's going on?
In other words, on the day when Xiaogong hosted the full moon wine, the weather was very good, God was very face-saving, early in the morning, the sun was shining, and the outdoor was also pleasant and smooth, which was simply touching.
And this morning, the little princess also woke up quite early, and Sun Quan was woken up by Yuan Shuiqing.
At that time, Sun was still asleep, and he slept really soundly and soundly!
Yuan Shuiqing suddenly shouted to him urgently: "Husband, husband, come quickly, get up!"
"What's wrong?"
At the call of his wife, Sun immediately woke up, sat up as soon as he could, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Yuan Shuiqing sitting on the edge of the bed, holding their little princess, and still urging him again and again, "Come on, come on!
Sun Quan agreed, and fell off the bed with a bone, and when his feet landed, he saw that a finger-long stool had been pulled out, and it was about to fall on the wooden floor, and at that moment, he found that the trash can was on the other side of the bed, and reason told him that unless he turned into a flash, it would be too late to get the trash can.
The key is that Yuan Shuiqing, who has always been calm, is still urging him repeatedly, and her voice is already so anxious that she is about to cry.
Sun's brain was hot at the time, so he rushed over without thinking about it, opened his hands together, and caught the lump of stool.
Afterwards, he looked at the little princess with an expressionless face, and the little princess winked at him with big eyes, looking innocent.
looked at Yuan Shuiqing, the daughter-in-law holding the little princess, this woman was biting her lip and holding back her smile, her face was red, and Sun's face was slowly red, but he was not holding back his laughter, but holding back his fire.
He asked expressionlessly, "Baby, why didn't you go and get the trash can before you pooped the child?
"Flutter"
Yuan Shuiqing finally didn't hold back her laughter and laughed out loud, but she saw that Sun Quan's face was ugly, so she quickly explained, "No! I was going to change her diaper just now, but after I threw her old diaper, I found that she was urinating, so I quickly picked her up, but she didn't count after peeing, and she started pooping again, so I could only call you, hehe......"
After laughing, she also raised her eyebrows at someone Sun, and praised with a smile: "Husband, you are a good father, praise me!"
Next time you get the trash can ready. ”
Sun looked aggrieved.
I think he is also one of the platinum gods at the beginning of the dignified beginning, fake, and there is also a catering company under his name, starting from scratch, living in a villa, and opening a ...... Jetta, no matter how you say it, has a net worth of millions, and it has been reduced to the point of picking up with your hands.
If it weren't for the fact that this girl was born by himself, he would definitely ...... In fact, he couldn't beat her up.
That's why he's aggrieved!
When did he do this when he was so old?
This made him seriously doubt that he had studied hard for so many years, and what was the point of desperately coding words for so many years?
I have worked hard for so many years, is it just to catch with my hands one day?
Since then, Sun no longer calls the little princess of the heart, and has become the great demon king of the heart.
Because Sun firmly believed that except for the Great Demon King, no one could torture him so undignified.
......
Today is November 1st.
Early in the morning, Sun seemed to have forgotten the horror of the Great Demon King, Yuan Shuiqing had already gotten up, and he and the Great Demon King were still nested in the bed.
The Great Demon King won't turn over yet, let her lie there, she can only lie there obediently.
Sun Quan stretched out his hand and pointed to her chest, and said with a smile: "You!"
Retracted his hand and pointed to his chest again: "Me!"
Stretched out his hand and pointed to her chest again, "You are Xinxin!"
Then he pointed to his chest again, "I'm Daddy!"
Xinxin looked at him with wide eyes and cuteness, like watching a neuropath.
Sun was not discouraged, and stretched out his hand and pointed at her nose again, "Little nose nose!"
Then he pointed to her little mouth, "Little mouth! This is the little mouth of the heart!"
Then he pointed to her forehead, "Forehead!"
Fingers on her faint eyebrows, "Little eyebrows!"
......
Sun took the trouble to teach her, even if the big demon king would only look at him cutely, occasionally babbling and calling, waving his little hands and kicking his calves, he also taught her happily.
Until the Great Demon King suddenly wrinkled his face, and he cried.
Sun panicked, he felt the fear of being dominated by the Great Demon King again, and hurriedly called: "Wife, wife, your daughter is crying, your daughter is crying!"
While calling for his daughter-in-law, he hurriedly picked up the big demon king and coaxed it with all his might, hoping to calm it down.
The above are some of Sun's recent daily life.
He has been planted, planted in the hands of the Great Demon King's heart, and half a lifetime of fame has long been lost in her hands.
When Yuan Shuiqing hurriedly ran into the bedroom, Sun was already sweating on his forehead, and the Great Demon King was still crying.
What's the most infuriating?
Obviously, she was still crying when she was in his arms one moment ago, and the next moment, when Yuan Shuiqing hugged her, she stopped crying, not only did she not cry, but she also grinned happily at Yuan Shuiqing.
Sun's heart was hit by a crit, he felt that the books were all deceitful, who said that his daughter was his father's little padded jacket?
Tease me?
Is there such a little padded jacket?
He got up in a daze, walked out of the master bedroom, and muttered "Great Demon King......
......
After breakfast, he returned to the study, made himself a pot of tea, and turned on the computer, only then did he feel that his dignity was slowly returning.
He's been more and more convinced lately of the saying that codewords make me happy.
No matter how undignified and humiliated he is in front of the Great Demon King of the Heart, when he returns to the study and turns on the computer, his identity is the platinum god of the starting point, he is the author of "The Rings of the Immortal Dragon", and tens of thousands of readers love to read his book!
In the eyes of so many readers, he believes that his image is that of a cow, and they will not know that the hands I gave them the code word once took the baba for the big demon king.
They don't dislike it!
In other words, the plot of "The Ring of the Immortal Dragon" has recently ushered in a new wave of highlights, the male protagonist who has been reincarnated as a dog has fallen in love with the banshee king, and the image of the banshee king cultivated by the nine-tailed demon fox has been successfully shaped by Sun into a nine-tailed demon fox that is completely different from everyone's inherent concepts.
Her world-class beauty did not subvert everyone's inherent impression.
Her demon magic is powerful, and she has not subverted everyone's inherent impressions.
But her kindness and purity surprised all book lovers, completely subverting the inherent impression of all book lovers of the nine-tailed demon fox from childhood to adulthood.
From some remarks in the book review area and the book fan group, it can be seen that not only the male protagonist who was reincarnated as a dog fell in love with this nine-tailed demon fox, but countless book fans also fell in love with this different demon fox.
Everyone's comments are so loving that Sun has recently liked to read the comments in his book review area.
In other words, he has been coding words for many years, and he has long developed the habit of trying not to read book reviews as much as possible.
Because most of the time, he can always see one or two or even more negative comments in the book review area, some of these negative comments are pertinent, and some are completely taken out of context.
So, over time, he gradually developed the habit of trying not to read book reviews.
Just out of sight, out of mind.
But recently, he has fallen in love with reading his own book review area, because it is still good to read without scolding him.
At this point, for example, he was reading a book review.
"I'm also drunk, I actually watched the love affair between a dog and a fox, I watched it with relish, can anyone tell me - am I still saved?—— poor monk is lustful"
"It's not saved!" Sun muttered with a smile as he read the next book review.
"I've been thinking a lot lately, if there really was a nine-tailed demon fox race in ancient times, would there really be such a kind nine-tailed demon fox ?—— aspiring to the rivers and lakes?"
"You're thinking too much!" Sun Quan chuckled and continued to read another book review.
"Lao Sun! promise me, don't let the male protagonist reincarnate again this time, okay? Just let the male protagonist live happily with this banshee king, without shame! Please, stop abusing the —— emperor again."
"You think beautifully!" Sun smiled and didn't agree.
"To be honest, I've abandoned this book a few times, and every time the author kills the hero, I'm angry, but it didn't take long for me to come back obediently, because the plot after each rebirth is really good, but I still have to scold: Lao Sun! You can't die well! I hate you for —— purple d love"
In this regard, Sun pouted and muttered: "I said no, but my body is very honest......"