He Miao is allergic again. But it is also well deserved.

Every time she goes to the wedding banquet, He Miao must eat enough. This time, the Aolong abalone on the table, He Miao tasted it all over again, completely forgetting his delicate physique.

mouth, He Miao can't control it in his life.

The consequence was that He Miao took a day off and lined up to see his face.

Autumn is also the season for high incidence of skin problems. He Miao went to the dermatology department of any hospital and was crowded.

He Miao, who knew that it was difficult to see a doctor, sat quietly in the hospital corridor with a mask that made her aggrieved, waiting for the call.

She waited from morning to afternoon, and even squatted in the corridor to eat a takeaway meal of duck blood vermicelli soup.

Fortunately, this time I came alone, if Miao Da and the beautiful woman were to accompany me, I would have to make a fuss in the waiting room for so long.

The doctor is a middle-aged aunt with big eyes and a big mouth, and she speaks in a rough voice, and her actions are simple and rude.

"Mixed dermatitis, follow-up next Wednesday. Next. ”

The female doctor beckoned He Miao to sit closer, quickly took off the mask for He Miao, fiddled with He Miao's head and fiddled with it, took off the white gloves and touched it, and immediately came to a conclusion.

He Miao was a little unwilling to wait for an afternoon to change back to such a sentence, it was really a six-hour queue and six seconds to see a doctor.

"Where's the medicine?"

"It's open, in your health insurance card. ”

"Huh?" This doctor's hands and feet are really sharp, He Miao just got up, the medicine has been prescribed, and it is in place in one step.

"Next. She sat down and tapped the table with her pen without bothering.

Although He Miao muttered in his heart, it was not good to delay the normal work of others, and since it was over, he had to retreat.

took the card He Miao to pay the bill, got the list, endured it for a few endurances, and the swear words did not rush out.

The list clearly shows "diagnosis and treatment fee: 180 yuan".

He Miao, who returned home, looked at the medicine that he had just taken home from the hospital, and he was angry.

Then that night, Cangshan saw such a dynamic from He Miao:

"The more I think about it, the more angry I become, I went to the hospital and touched my face twice, 180, and I have to recheck next Wednesday, do I have to touch 360 twice?"

"What's wrong with you?" he immediately sent a greeting.

"Mixed dermatitis. He Miao made a crying expression.

"Drink plenty of hot water. After holding it for a long time, he would only reply to this sentence.

Then, He Miao ignored him again.

At night, Cangshan couldn't hold it back, and actually made a voice call to He Miao for the first time.

He Miao's family was eating, she flashed into the room and picked it up sneakily. Miao Da Beauty and Old Man He didn't ask, and acquiesced that He Miao had finished eating.

"What are you doing?"

Cangshan was clueless, He Miao was a little inexplicable.

"Just finished eating. ”

"Oh, me too. ”

"Is there something wrong?" He Miao didn't know Cangshan's intention to make this voice call.

"Oh, just talk about it, it's inconvenient to type. ”

It's easy to type, it's easy to type, but where is it inconvenient to type? Typing can avoid the embarrassment of tone and intonation!

He Miao went crazy in his heart.

She really didn't like Cangshan to play this voice so boldly.

He Miao at this end was scratching his ears and cheeks, thinking about how to hang up euphemistically, and the voice of Cangshan over there sounded again.

"I'm going to watch the game live in a moment, what are you going to do?"

"Oh. I usually just watch videos. ”

He Miao naturally sat on the futon on the floor of the room, picked up the headphones on the bed casually, plugged them into the mobile phone, and put them on again to listen.

After putting on the headphones, the movement on the side of Cangshan can be heard clearly, and even the sound of clicking the mouse can be heard.

There was silence for a while, and even He Miao could hear the other party's breath and breath.

This voice call was tormenting every second for He Miao.

She was ready to hang up, and she also thought of the rhetoric of "bad signal", Cangshan suddenly proposed to watch the live broadcast he was watching with He Miao.

Before He Miao could say yes, he had already asked He Miao to open his QQ interface and prepare to remotely operate and control He Miao's computer screen. He Miao said in his heart like the first time the two met, and the movements in his hands did not fall, and he also listened to the arrangement like a ghost.

Then after a while on their own screen is the other party's desktop. Sure enough, it was a live broadcast of the game, He Miao watched it for a long time, and probably understood that the anchor was commenting on the event. When I noticed the small print at the bottom of the video, it dawned on me that it was a League of Legends league.

He Miao has never watched a live game broadcast, let alone an e-sports live broadcast.

Cangshan seems to have opened the door to a new world for himself.

E-sports is not just a game as imagined, there is really a group of people who take it seriously as a career. The anchor is only responsible for broadcasting, and the host of the explanation is passionate, emotional, fast, and from time to time pops out a string of proper nouns, He Miao doesn't understand much.

"What do you mean by stealing towers?"

"To steal a tower is to steal a tower. ”

"Huh?" Doesn't that mean he didn't say anything? He Miao was speechless.

"You didn't say it!" He Miao protested.

"That's what it means on the surface, secretly tear down the tower. ”

"Secretly tear down the tower and secretly take the money. ”

"Can you get money for stealing towers?"

He Miao clearly heard the laughter from the other side.

"Stealing the tower itself is an action, and the outcome depends on whether you can get the money or not. You have to steal to get money, and if you don't steal, you don't have money. ”

He Miao became more and more confused as he listened to Cangshan's explanation.

"Then steal the tower and you'll have money?"

"That's right, no matter what MOBA type of game it is, Dota, League of Legends, and Honor of Kings are all tower pushing games, and you can only win by pushing the opponent's base away. ”

"Oh, I understand when you say the glory of kings. He Miao suddenly realized.

"Tearing down the tower is that every time I rush over and bombard the tower with them, the bars on the tower are bloodless, and our team wins. ”

"Emmm, you're right. ”

Those who don't understand the game and those who can't express touch together, and the scene is uncontrollable for a while, and the chicken talks with the duck.

"He Miao, what are you doing?"

When Miao Da Mei pushed the door in, He Miao was sitting cross-legged on the floor, watching the live broadcast with enthusiasm.

"I watch the game live. He Miao's mind was on the wonderful picture of the computer screen, and he ignored Miao Da's beauty.

"What's so nice about the game, the plaything is demoralizing. ”

Miao Da Mei came over, closed He Miao's notebook, and cut off He Miao's "plaything" from the source

possibilities.

He Miao was not annoyed, pursed her lips, stood up and crossed her legs on the bed.

"What's wrong with you?" In this case, He Miao knew that Miao Da Beauty must have something in her heart and was unhappy.

"It's nothing but depression. ”

Miao Da Mei came over and sat heavily on the bed, next to He Miao.

"Oh, you light, the bed is going to collapse. Don't you have multiple psychological points?" He Miao frowned.

"I've lost weight, it's hard to say I'm fat!" Miao Da Beauty became excited, and her voice suddenly became sharp.

Even if He Miao was wearing headphones, because she was close, the impact on her eardrum was not small.

"Okay, good," He Miao said perfunctorily, "Tell me, what's going on." ”

"Not happy. Miao Damei pouted and turned her head.

He Miao smiled bitterly, and said that the old child, the old child, Miao Da Beauty cut a child's flower head and really regarded herself as three years old.

He Miao didn't speak, fiddling with the headphone cable.

"I was a little late for work today and was fined 50 yuan by the leader. ”

"Hmm. "He Miao wanted to say that it was not natural to deduct wages for being late? But with the lesson of the last time, He Miao firmly shut his mouth.

"Then, then I went grocery shopping after work, and thinking that I was unhappy, I pinched some water spinach leaves. Miao Da Mei paused, "But his vegetable leaves are not fresh, as a customer, I pick the stale ones when I choose, is it wrong?"

"That's right, that's right. He Miao didn't dare to disagree.

"yes. Miao Da Mei rolled her eyes and continued, "You don't know, there is a woman who is not happy when she sees me pinching supermarket dishes, and she will murder me when she comes up, and let me buy all the vegetables that I have pinched." Why should I pick the rest, it's not fresh, why should I pay. Miao Da beauty stalked her neck, and the more she talked, the more excited she became. In He Miao's eyes, he is like an aggressive rooster.

"What happened later?" He Miao knew that a big beauty would never suffer a loss for a second, and that woman would definitely suffer.

"Can I let her succeed? Who is your mother?"

"She was scolded by me so hard that she couldn't speak. ”

He Miao mourned for this "heroic" woman for three seconds in her heart.

"If you're so ugly, you'll take care of my business, and if you're good-looking, I'll scold you less. ”

He Miao laughed angrily at such a strange theory of Miao Da Beauty.

"What kind of crooked reasoning are you, you deserve to be scolded if you look ugly?"

"It's not her fault that she's ugly, it's her problem to be ugly and come out to blame. ”

When Miao Da Mei said this, she put her hands on her waist and was confident.

He Miao looked at the beautiful Miao who was "empty-eyed" and sighed helplessly.

In recent years, Miao Da beauty has a big temper, and since entering menopause, it is even worse than before.

She lost her temper when she didn't like it, and the other day she scolded a person who stepped on the BRT until she got off the bus.

But what can be done, everyone has to follow her, after all, she is an old woman, and her heart is actually very fragile, and she has been a little "pampered and arrogant" recently.

He Miao felt depressed at home, and should take Miao Da Mei out for a walk to vent.

Who knew that Miao Da Beauty, on the road, chatted with the owner of a shoe store, and used forty yuan to buy He Miao's long-favorite white sneakers.

It's still the same routine: start with the children and talk about family life, then pretend to take care of other people's business, and then pretend that you only brought 40 yuan when you accidentally came out, and you will bring a lot of friends to patronize it in the future.

The stupid shopkeeper was convinced, and He Miao flew happily holding the shoe box.

Miao Da beauty has this kind of magic to brainwash people.

When I got home, it was already half past ten, and He Miao remembered Cangshan at that end.

Cangshan didn't hang up, He Miao picked up his mobile phone and sent a message to the other party

"I'm sorry, people went out, I didn't bring my phone. ”

The other party has not given a reply.

He Miao didn't reply, and it was not too early to see the time, so he probably fell asleep and was about to hang up the voice.

"Where's the sound? Miao Da Mei leaned on the pillow and held her mobile phone to express her dissatisfaction.

He Miao had good ears and quickly found it: the sound source came from his headphones.

She put on her headphones, it was a regular snoring sound, she held back a laugh, and hung up.

Later, He Miao pointed out that during the process, Xidong's snoring shook the sky.

Cheng Xidong looked at He Miao's eyes, how innocent: "How can I have it, I'm on a business trip or something, no one has ever said that I snore." ”

He Miao scoffed: "You guys are rough men, live together, the snoring at night is higher and higher, and you still care about others?"

"You're as quiet as the upstairs decoration. ”

"Cut, there is no evidence, I don't admit it. ”

He Miao didn't speak, and a few days later, Cheng Xidong received the "evidence" of He Miao's minute-and-a-half-minute recording on WeChat.

It's really "speak for the facts." ”

There is also Miao Damei's uncertain temper, saying that the wind is the rain, which once made Cheng Xidong very worried.

"Leader, you won't be Ms. Miao's temper in the future, right??"

When he said this, He Miao could feel Cheng Xidong's deep worry.

He Miao shook her hair in a dashing manner, "Look at your performance." ”

"Hey, I just don't want your kids to follow your old path. As soon as Cheng Xidong finished speaking, his right ear was picked up by He Miao, and he didn't give face at all.