"Hey, no one??"

Lin Yi was about to open the door, but a familiar and slightly unfamiliar voice came from outside the door, which made his eyes widen.

"I'm going?"

Open the door.

Mom and Dad were dressed in Hawaiian attire, standing at the door in a very chic manner, and when they saw the door open, they broke in with a smoke.

"I thought you kid wasn't at home!"

"Where's Yaoyao?"

"Isn't it confining? How about it? We have grandchildren?

Mom spread it out on the sofa, but Dad instantly began to 'shh the cold and ask for warmth', but the questions had almost nothing to do with Lin Yi, either where Xue Yao was, or where his grandson and granddaughter were......

"According to the calculation of time, we have been gone until now, and it will be almost ten months ago, right? If you work harder, Yaoyao should indeed be in confinement now. ”

The more he talked, the more interested he became, and in the end, he even smiled and said, "How about it? It's a good time for us to come back? ”

Lin Yi: "(????????) ……”

God can help us take care of the children! I haven't gotten in the car yet, where is the child?

The guy was immediately unhappy: "Why did you come back? You should be out there for a few more years, maybe then your grandson will be able to make soy sauce when you come back." ”

"Really gave birth to a grandson?"

My mother couldn't sit still, so she turned over and got up in an instant.

"the fart!"

Lin Yi also sat down on the sofa: "I said, do you two be parents like this? I don't care about the lifelong affairs of my children at all, we haven't got married, where can we have children?!"

"It's really the same as the two of you, get on the bus first and then make up the ticket?"

"How do you know that?"

Mom's face changed slightly, cough cough, our perfect image is just broken, but as soon as the words came out, she knew that she had said the wrong thing, and said, "No, no, no, I mean...... You're not married?"

Lin Yi: "????"

What's the problem with you?!

"Are we married, don't you know?"

This Nima, is it tolerable or unbearable!!

"Oh bad old man, get here, didn't you say they're married????

"Huh?

Dad was also confused, and then said, "That...... Maybe I'm mistaken? No, I remember it very real, could it be a dream?"

"But it's possible!"

He slapped his head suddenly: "Since I was a child, I don't know how many times I dreamed that these two little guys have been married, and I guess I will take it as true." ”

"How old are you!?"

Mom laughed and scolded, and she had to do it...... Lin Yi listened on the side, but his eyes were extremely resentful.

This...... What kind of parents are they? I don't even remember my children getting married? It's too much!!

"What kind of eyes are you?"

Seeing this, my mother couldn't help laughing: "Ahem, Mom, I don't have a bad memory, who let you get married so many times in your dreams?"

"This ...... Who can remember?"

Lin Yi's face became even more resentful: "...... I remember it very well. ”

"That's when you dreamed that you were getting married!"

", I dream every day that we get married!"

"Hey, you kid still dare to talk back? I said you didn't dream it, you just didn't dream it. ”

Why is this still a trick?

Lin Yi pursed his lips, but he didn't say anything more, what else could he do? It was clear that he was going to bend into a move, but he couldn't beat it......

Alas!!!

Well, we can't talk about it, let's change things.

"Actually, I want to ask a question now, why don't you both teach me when you both have the ability?"

Speaking of this, Lin Yi felt uncomfortable.

Imagine a big man being carried home by his delicate fiancée...... Damn, it's a shame! Of course, the effect of dog abuse or something, it must be a full score.

But Lin Yi still wanted to be tough when he should be tough.

"What did I teach you to do?"

Faced with this question, the second elder suddenly became much more serious, and this was the first time Lin Yi asked this question seriously, and the first time they answered it seriously.

Dad shook his head and sighed: "You know a little bit about the death of Yaoyao's parents, although there are fewer and fewer people who can do kung fu now, and after the law is perfect, fewer and fewer people will do it, but if you can not learn, you will not learn." ”

"Times have changed!"

My mother was also full of sighs and regrets.

"What's the use of learning? Is it brave and ruthless to fight with people? But once we use these methods, it will be either death or cripplement, let you fight, do you dare to take action?"

"If you kill one, you have to get into it, and for example, what should you do in the face of someone with a gun? No matter how high the kung fu is, we are afraid of peanuts, maybe it is faster for us to punch within seven steps, but what is the use?"

Lin Yi: "......"

Is it really good for you two to pretend to be 13 like this?

He couldn't laugh or cry.

One said that once he moved, he would either die or be disabled, and the other said that although a fist was faster than a gun within seven steps......

That's not enough dick?

"Do you know why the public now generally thinks that 'kung fu' is fake? Do you know why the so-called anti-counterfeiting master is jumping all kinds of times, but no real master comes out to clean him up?"

"Why?"

"Because I'm afraid!"

Dad sneered: "Just the one who jumps the most, what kind of free fighting is playing, and he beat a few fake masters." ”

"It looks quite strong, but when you meet a real practitioner, I'm afraid you'll have to hang it as soon as you make a move!"

"Less special blowing!"

Mom gave my dad a slap in the back, and then said: "It's not so unbearable, that guy is seriously trained, he has speed, strength and explosiveness, and we people, what he lacks is flexibility, killing moves and ......."

"In short, scientific training is not so bad, speed and strength are lethal, but your dad is right. ”

"He fights with real practitioners, and he has to hang in one round. ”

"Because, Lian Jiazi's body is generally not as strong as him, and in scientific terms, he is no longer a heavyweight. ”

"It's not in a heavyweight class, so if you really want to fight, how do you fight? Fight to the death! How to fight to the death? Where to fight fatally. ”

"Kicking the crotch, inserting the eye, smashing the throat, striking the temple, and even ...... with a weapon"

"You remember, the real martial arts are originally killing skills, and there are not so many bells and whistles, so if you learn it, no one dares to fight it or use it until you learn it. ”

"On the contrary, it may provoke some enemies, if you don't teach you, we naturally have a reason......"

"Well, you have a point, anyway. ”

Lin Yi also knew for the first time that there were so many doorways in it.

"What about Yaoyao?"

"This is her parents' last wish, I guess, I don't want this skill to be lost......

Mom was a little silent.