Chapter 35: Sprinkle dog food invisibly
This scene made Luo Shilong, who had been following behind Lin Yi, stunned in an instant.
This...... What's going on?
Didn't you say that I was asked to be a witness? It has nothing to do with me, right? So what the hell am I here for?
Luo Shilong's mind was full of question marks, and even began to produce three soul torture questions: who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do.
But soon, he reacted, and all that remained in his mind was a deep shock.
Obviously, there is something to do with the charter company!!
And the relationship is so big that the bigwigs of this kind of police station have to treat each other so politely, and even go through the formalities, they have to run wildly.
My God, who is the charter man sacred?
Confused!
At this moment, in Luo Shilong's heart, Lin Yi is a well-deserved super boss!
The formalities were handled very quickly, and it didn't take long for 'Xiao Wu' to retrieve the formalities and let Lin Yi sign......
This scene made the corners of Luo Shilong's eyes twitch one after another.
The backstage is too hard!!
Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run? The bail procedures on people's TV, you have to run around in person, pay money, sign or something.
But what about the charter company? It turned out that someone directly sent the formalities to him and asked him to sign it! What is? This is called......
In less than two minutes, sign, pay the money, and it's done.
Seeing this, the director immediately let out a sigh of relief, and said to Lin Yi with a smile on his face: "Done, go, I'll accompany you to pick up the charter wife now." β
"Trouble. The corners of Lin Yi's mouth twitched.
"It's not troublesome, it's not troublesome, it's rare for the charter wife to come here, I must see her off in person......"
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"No, we're not going to the detention cell?!"
Lin Yi frowned.
"You're really kidding, where can we put the chartered woman in the detention cell? She rests in our cafeteria......
Before the words fell, the cafeteria arrived.
At a glance......
A woman with a good figure is in the cafeteria, munching on chicken legs, and even a large glass of fat boy happy water is placed on the side.
Who is not a charter wife?
Lin Yi: (ββΈβΌβ΅β΅) ...... (β―β΅β‘β²)β―οΈ΅β»ββ»οΌοΌοΌ
Flip the table, damn it!
I'm worried about you here, but you eat and drink well at the police station, and you still have fat house happy water to drink????
Luo Shilong: (Ξ©ΠΞ©)???
I'm dripping mom.
Sure enough, I'm too young, so this world, is it?
You can do the same at the police station if you commit a crime...... Comfortable??
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"Coming?"
Seeing Lin Yi, the charter wife got up instantly, and the chicken leg in her hand also threw out a perfect parabola in an instant, and accurately fell into the trash can.
Immediately, he looked at the middle-aged bald director: "Can I go?"
"Of course, of course ......"
The director immediately smiled: "Anytime." β
"Hey, you say, why are you making such a trouble?" The charter wife wiped her mouth, and immediately stepped forward to hold Lin Yi's arm, and said dissatisfiedly: "Isn't it okay to take me out and turn a corner and put it down?"
"This ......" the director smiled bitterly: "The form still has to go." β
"Yes, then we'll go first~"
"Walk slowly, welcome next time...... Forehead ......"
The director almost couldn't help but whip himself a big ear scraper. Is this still coming?
On the way from the cafeteria to the police station hall, Lin Yi couldn't hold back the gossip anymore: "What's the situation with you?"
"Hey, isn't it the last time I beat someone to a concussion and was taken away?"
"That's it, on the way here, I happened to have a wonderful call for reinforcements nearby, and the person I took in that car went to go. β
"It happened to be another team of police officers who encountered several traffickers. β
"Hey, this thing of human traffickers is extremely vicious, and when they know that they have been discovered, they even use children as hostages!"
"Do you think I can bear it, old lady?"
"Of course, I couldn't bear it, so I flew down and put down the traffickers with three strikes and five divisions. β
Lin Yi: "......"
Luo Shilong...... Shocked face: "Chartered wife, are you still a martial arts master?!"
The charter lady waved her hand: "Where, where." β
"But at that time, I was praised by the police, and when I got to the bureau, some people didn't believe me, and then we had a friendly exchange and exchange......
"So, you overturned the entire police station?" Lin Yi was full of black lines.
"How do you know?" said the charter woman......
"Then they saw that I was good at it, and they hired me to be a martial arts instructor for a while, and the policewoman here is at least half of my apprentice!"
"Why didn't you tell me about this earlier?"
"Then you haven't asked before!"
Lin Yi: "Poof......"
Vomiting blood!
This kind of thing, the predecessor didn't even ask?
No wonder, no wonder the police are so polite to you, it's entirely because you can't afford to mess with you???
Of course, it is impossible for the police to be afraid of the charter wife, after all, no matter how powerful the martial arts are, it will be a shot down.
But such a big beauty is a person, and she also helped to get rid of human traffickers, and she is very good at kung fu, and she is half a martial arts coach, and she has not committed any major crimes, so she naturally will not be embarrassed by it.
Lin Yi: "......"
Gotta it, you're awesome.
He couldn't cry or laugh, and then said with a straight face: "Then what's going on today? Didn't you say that Zhou Yongqiang asked me to deal with it?"
"Hey, he hit the muzzle of the gun himself. β
Lin Yi became serious, but the charter wife instantly swept away the previous 'domineering' and 'spicy', and 'coercided' a lot.
"Moreover, according to our previous agreement, he provoked three times in a row before I made a move......
What kind of strange conventions are these?
What did my predecessor do?
Lin Yi's expression was very exciting......
The charter lady said weakly: "Moreover, I must have kept my hand this time, he is definitely nothing serious, otherwise you wouldn't have fished me out so easily, right?"
That's the same thing......
Hearing this, Lin Yi gradually calmed down, but he still glared and said: "Then you can't do it casually, you don't have to do it lightly or lightly......"
"Yes, yes, you're right. β
The charter mother-in-law looked at Lin Yi and nodded one after another, as if she had wronged her little daughter-in-law.
With such an expression, Lin Yi's heart instantly softened, and he advised: "Alas, I know that you are angry for me, but where is he worthy of your action?"
"Don't be so impulsive next time, if you scratch some skin, I won't be distressed to death?"
"Good drops!"
The charter lady nodded like pounded garlic.
At this scene, Luo Shilong's heart was about to break.
Damn!! this is the police station! If I'm not mistaken, I'm here to be a witness??, this damn person also needs to eat dog food???
Please, be a person, don't single dogs have human rights?
He didn't know that this was a common thing for the 'charter couple'.
On weekdays, it is natural to charter the mother-in-law to be 'hard'. But whenever the charter wife made a mistake and Lin Yi was furious, she was a 'well-behaved little daughter-in-law', as if she was more obedient than anyone else......
As for dog food......
As the saying goes, sprinkling dog food is invisible......
Since I was a child, how much dog food have I sprinkled? I can't remember it for a long time~!