Finally back.

On the evening of the eighth day of the Lunar New Year, He Miao rushed home.

minus 5 degrees is very chic wearing only a floral shirt, and I feel hot, running all the way on the road, big bags and small bags, carried in my hands, carried on my shoulders, and there is no bag of seafood on the suitcase.

It's either coconut sugar or coconut cake.

Miao Da Beauty's disappointed little expression was written on her face.

She also thought that He Miao would bring some dry goods back for cooking.

But He Miao didn't want to stop the dark magic cooking by herself, she didn't want to have a bad face.

As soon as he got home, the big bags and small bags were thrown on the floor of the living room, and the things were confiscated, and He Miao took the mobile phone and entered the room without looking back.

"Hey, Mr. Lu, what have you been doing lately?"

"Yo, it's Sister Miao Miao, do you miss me?"

Lu Shao is still the usual "slapstick" repeatedly.

"Well, that's a big idea. ”

It was the first time He Miao was so cooperative.

Lu Shao, who was pushing the cup and changing the lamp with his good friends, thought he had heard it wrong.

"Grandma, something is wrong with you today. ”

"What bad water are you holding onto?"

Lu Shao also suffered the loss of blackened He Miao when he was a child, and when he went home, his butt was beaten by his grandfather, and it still hurts when he thinks about it now.

"Hey, hey, hey" He Miao smiled and infiltrated,

"It's nothing, it's just that I want to ask for a look at the wise and martial arts. ”

"You won't let me blow up the police station, I won't do anything about entering the bureau, we're good citizens." ”

He Miao heard the laughter over there.

"It's not illegal and undisciplined, it's for you to punish adultery and eliminate evil, heroes to save beauty, why don't you do it?"

Punishing adultery and eliminating evil is not attractive to Lu Shao, but the hero saving the beauty can be regarded as meeting his interest.

"Heroes save beauty, it's okay, tell me, which beauty, you can also be beautiful. ”

He Miao doesn't eat this set.

"Hehe, how can I be so small that I can enter the eyes of the general road, of course there are other people. ”

"The girl from the good family of the young man was bullied by the bullies, do you think she should be saved?"

He Miao's seductive voice was still a little magical.

"Save, of course I have to save, all women in the world are my sisters, how can I allow others to bully!"

He Miao heard the applause and whistles one after another.

Tut-tut, Lu Shao is now held in the sky by fox friends every day, and he doesn't know what kind of world the Nether is like at all.

"I tell you to study, not to ask you to study every day. ”

He Miao is really drunk, when will Lu Shao get better for the second disease in the culture, a copy of Chu Liuxiang is rotten, and it is still an Internet homo.

"In ancient times, Chu Liuxiang broke into the world with an incense fan, and now there is my way, Ziheng, one person, one wine, and the end of the world. ”

He Miao's ears were immediately filled with "long-lasting" applause.

These little brothers are also too dedicated.

"Well, you're pretty wavey. ”

He Miao snorted coldly, ruthlessly sarcastic.

"Don't talk nonsense, let's look at the photos of real people first, and then look at the mood when Young Master Ben is satisfied. ”

Lu Shao's tone and unstoppable attitude, if it weren't for the screen of his mobile phone, He Miao would have slapped him on the back of the head and asked him to "find the north".

He Miao thought about it again and again, and still sent Chi Yu's photo over.

What she hesitated was not that Chi Yu's appearance could not meet his Lu Shao's requirements, but that she was afraid that Lu Shao would find Chi Yu's "trouble" in the future.

Don't come, Chi Yu just got rid of a tasteless and dirty chewing gum, and then stuck to Lu Shao's "rat" again.

Pay for one's whistle.

Lu Shao is the lord who is iron-hearted and does not see rabbits and eagles, He Miao sighed, did a struggle of thoughts, and handed over the photo.

It's a big deal to protect Chi Yu by herself in the future, she still knows the root of Lu Shao, and she has never played with her.

Who knew that in the future, her "one mistake" really put Chi Yu in.

"Oh, it's okay, I just like such a good baby-like girl next door, gentle, and warm, it warms my heart, nest~"

Lu Shao said that at the end, he sang with great interest.

It's really people who go crazy.

"Okay, okay, I'll go crazy later," He Miao's tone was disgusted.

"I'll send you a picture of this scumbag first. ”

He Miao didn't have any photos, so she directly sent the video she secretly recorded that night to Lu Shao.

"Oops, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. Lu Shao was surprised, and at the same time, He Miao's ears were full of exclamations, and there was a "woc"

She rolled her eyes, she knew that this product was open again, but she didn't expect to share the video screen with her.

The little ipad with little road at the end was passed around by a group of people, and almost fell to the ground because the crowd was excited.

"That's enough, Lu Ziheng. ”

He Miaomiao's shouting with her surname is rare, and she is generally really angry.

Lu Shao irritably asked the "little brothers" to bring the iPad over. Tap the hands-free again and pick up the phone.

"Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

He Miao nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, you have to do it like this." It's nothing, just go to the Orange Sky Pavilion at eight o'clock in the evening on February 14 to teach this scumbag a lesson. ”

"To what extent?"

Lu Shao is afraid that he will not be able to grasp this degree.

"You can handle this yourself, as long as you don't get into the police station. The point is to make him always remember that the little girl is not so playful. ”

He Miao incarnated as the goddess of revenge, and her words were cruel.

"Okay, leave it to me. ”

Lu Shao snapped his fingers.

He Miao's contact with Lu Shaodu was properly arranged.

But I didn't expect Chi Yu to have a bad mouth, and the beauty of this "" Miao also knew.

Good Valentine's Day, good night, He Miao doesn't spend the holiday with Cheng Xidong, Lu Shao doesn't follow the little sister Harpy until dawn, and secretly found a corner where Chi Yu's location can be observed, which seems to be a casual "control".

In order not to expose this operation, He Miao specially wore a peaked cap, and from the time she came in to the time she sat down, she worked hard to lower the brim of the hat.

Lu Shao's neck stretched out like a giraffe, and he wanted to confirm whether "this beauty" was worthy of the name.

Such a strange two people sit together, and the clerk has to look at it from beginning to end when they pass by.

Not long after, Chi Yu called.

"He Miao, you take off your hat, who comes in to eat and wears such a low cap? And you sit face to face with your little friends, otherwise you will pretend to be a couple, you see who comes in to eat is sitting in a row. ”

"Okay, okay. He Miao's chick pecked the rice and nodded.

"Hello, little sister. ”

Lu Shao took advantage of He Miao's efforts to take off his hat, snatched his mobile phone, and greeted Chi Yu.

Seeing that Chi Yu looked up, he waved his hand in the direction of Chi Yu.

Chi Yu hurriedly lowered his head and hung up quickly.

"It's deflated," He Miao smiled and took his mobile phone in Lu Shao's hand and kicked Lu Shao's foot

"Go up and sit on the other side. ”

"No, people are going to sit here and watch the young lady. ”

The road is less than a fool, and you can't get rid of it.

"Let's sit in a row strangely, easy to be discovered, pay attention to the disguise, do you understand??"

He Miao stepped on Lu Shao's two feet one after another under the table, and there were two deep footprints on Lu Shao's big scalp shoes immediately.

Lu Shao was not annoyed, took a paper towel on the table and arched it under the table to wipe it, and by the way, while He Miao was defenseless, he tied He Miao's shoelaces to the table legs.

How can it be that every time he suffers less?

"Chi Yu said, everyone who comes in to eat is sitting face to face, unless it is a little couple, you sit opposite me, I just stare at it alone, you just cooperate. ”

He Miao's tone of order made Lu Shao very unhappy.

"Little couples are little couples, what are you afraid of, everyone is so familiar. Besides, didn't we make an appointment, after fifty you didn't marry and I won't marry, you can get by, have you forgotten all this?"

Lu Shao suddenly sat very close to He Miao, and the pungent smell of cologne on his body made He Miao couldn't help but sneeze twice, facing Lu Shao's "big face".

Lu Shao is like a drenched flower.

He Miao sniffed, pulled out a tissue from the carton on the table, and said vaguely while wiping his nose, "Excuse me, what did you say in the last sentence?"

Lu Shao's face was black, and he stepped directly over He Miao and sat on the opposite side.

At a quarter past eight o'clock in the evening, the perverted uncle was late.

As soon as he came in, he looked around, and sat on the opposite side of Chi Yu.

"That's the exhibitionist, huh?"

Lu Shaojian fish has entered the net, and excitedly confirmed with He Miao.

He Miao frowned, motioned for him to be quiet, and stared at his every move over there.

Chi Yu was face to face with her, and the perverted uncle was facing away from them, and only Chi Yu could see his expression and what he said.

He Miao was nervous about staring at Chi Yu's every subtle change in expression, even raising her eyebrows, she could "deduce" dozens of possibilities in her heart.

Looking at the watch, at 8:30 Beijing time, the food over there also came up, and He Miao himself was hungry and growling.

"Let's eat first, and then deal with him when we're full and drink. ”

"Auntie, who is still ordering food to eat, you wait for the dishes to be served and everyone will leave. ”

Lu Shao rolled his eyes.

"Then you wait for them to finish eating before you do it, you can't waste it. ”

Lu Shao really admired He Miao, and at this juncture, he also considered the problem of wasting waste on other people's tables.

"Okay, okay, what you say is what, I'm just a little brother today, and I'll be responsible for the implementation. ”

Lu Shao had no choice but to compromise.

"Where have you gone?"

Here, He Miao and Lu Shaogang reached a consensus, and they listened to the noise at the door, and the movement was not small.

This voice He Miao is very familiar.

When she turned her head and saw someone, her mouth was open enough to swallow an egg.

She wished it was just like the sound, who knew that it was Miao Da Beauty.

He Miao panicked for a while, the six gods had no master, and it was not appropriate to hide under the table, and finally in a hurry, he picked up the hat he had just taken off and put it on his head, lowered his head and did not speak.

Miao Da beauty Hula took a group of people, leisurely table by table one by one, the foreman is a female manager in her early thirties, and the members of the group who came are all aunts, and they don't dare to provoke very much, so they only dare to follow behind, and carefully ask about the needs.

Miao Da Beauty was surrounded like a queen, and the other aunts who accompanied her also showed bad faces.

"It's him, isn't it?"

Miao Da Beauty didn't know much about the perverted uncle, but she knew Chi Yu, she walked to the perverted uncle and suddenly stopped, and naturally put a hand on his shoulder.

It's amazing!

He Miao couldn't care about being scared anymore, so he lifted his hat and ate melons well.

Miao Da beauty is famous, when she set up a stall to do a night market outside, there was a "legend of the rivers and lakes" that one person picked a street, although the authenticity needs to be verified, but He Miao has always known how hardcore his mother is.

"That's you. ”

The uncle looked confused.

"Auntie, who are you?"

"Who am I, I'll let you see and understand in a while, go!"

Miao Da Beauty suddenly became ruthless and lifted the perverted uncle up, and He Miao and Lu Shao couldn't close their mouths.

He Miao saw his mighty mother, pulling the perverted uncle's hair and walking towards him, and he was so frightened that his soul was not possessed.

"Wow, who is this tough aunt, so fierce. Lu Shao exclaimed.

"My mom. ”

"You, your mother?"

Lu Shao looked at He Miao like an alien.

"Does your mother have so much strength?"

"My mom used to lift weights when she was younger. ”

"Lifting, lifting?"

The road is too little to believe.

"Oh, don't talk nonsense with you, when she sees me here, I'm finished. ”

He Miao's top priority just wanted to escape.

She took her hat, stood up and just took a step, and fell in front of Miao Da and a group of beauties.

It is really back.

He Miao felt that time had stood still.

After a pause of about three or four seconds, she heard the gentle voice of an aunt next to her.

"Is the beauty alright?"

He Miao was afraid of being recognized, so she buried her head and waved her hands, and slowly crawled inside.

Miao Da Beauty waited for He Miao to make way before continuing to move forward.

During this stalemate, the uncle has been trying to free his hair with his hands, but the competition for strength is still slightly inferior.

Miao Da beauty has firmly grasped the initiative from beginning to end, and it is easy.

Lu Shao stood in his position and didn't dare to move, as if he was petrified.

The episode caused by He Miao did not affect Miao Da Beauty, and the group continued to hurry with the "prey".

He Miao waited for them to leave before he dared to stand up.

Lu Shao's tie method is special for seafarers, the more he breaks free, the tighter it becomes, He Miao felt that he couldn't break free, so he took off his shoes directly, and after he was free, he came up and picked up Lu Shao's ears.

"Hey, hey, tap. ”

Lu Shao's left ear was in the hands of others, so he had to follow He Miao's hand to move.

"Next time, I'll make you Van Gogh. ”

"Oops, oops. ”

He Miao let go of his hand after warning, and Lu Shao covered his ears and screamed.

"Let's forget about our fifty-year-old appointment, I don't want to be old and have no ears. ”

"Oh, who said yes. ”

"He Miao. ”

Chi Yu walked over and stopped her in a hesitant voice.

He Miao turned around and saw that it was Chi Yu.

Gently and softly asked:

"Are you alright?"

Chi Yu shook his head.

"Hello young lady!"

Lu Shao squeezed desperately from behind He Miao, came to Chi Yu's side, and was still very close, he had already broken through the normal social distance, Chi Yu subconsciously took two steps back, and controlled the distance with Lu Shao to the normal social range.

Lu Shao took a step further towards Chi Yu inch by inch.

Chi Yu took another step back.

In this way, even He Miao was impatient with the two of them.

"Are you two waltzing in someone's store in broad daylight?"

"You're just jealous of seeing me get closer to my little sister. ”

Lu Shao pouted and complained.

Chi Yu's face flushed slightly, and he opened his mouth a little embarrassed.

"He Miao, I think let's go and see together, I don't know if Sister Miao and them will be in any danger. ”

"You're worried about the wrong person, look at their posture, the danger should be the perverted uncle. ”

"Even so, I don't know what Aunt Miao will do to him. ”

Lu Shao interjected on the side and added fuel to the fire.

"You stay and talk less. ”

He Miao pushed Lu Shao away with his elbow, so that the distance between him and Chi Yu was widened.

Lu Shao pouted dissatisfiedly.

"By the way, what did you say about what you were supposed to do?"

"When you talk about this, I want to ask you about it. It's all come to this. Can't we start the show yet?"

"Open it, why don't you open it, you can't cheap him. ”

"Yes. I've stuffed red envelopes here. I didn't work for nothing, and I didn't feel comfortable with the little money I had on the road. ”

"What the hell are you doing, you have to ask someone to act, and you want to stuff red envelopes?"

He Miao was a little worried, after all, the roads were all wild.

"Heaven must not be divulged. ”

A mysterious smile on the way.

He Miao always felt unreliable.

The movements of Miao Da and her party are not small.

He Miao and the others went out and went to the noisy, talking, and most crowded places.

Listening to the sound, the three of them actually came to the door of the public women's toilet in the mall.

At this time, there were already a lot of people in front of the door.

He Miao glanced at the crowd, and the aunt who helped Miao Da and the beauties guard the gate was also known to be Aunt Ma who was Vantage.

He Miao hurriedly retracted his movements and hid behind the crowd.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Chi Yu, the people who came in with me just now are all your colleagues. ”

"Hmm. ”

Chi Yu lowered his head.

"I wouldn't have told Sister Miao if I knew about it. ”

Faced with the current situation, Chi Yu himself regretted it.

"Oh, don't take it to heart. After all, I am a beautiful woman, and I should be happy to have a group of colleagues who are so old-fashioned and enthusiastic. ”

He Miao patted Chi Yu's shoulder to make her relax.

How did Chi Yu know that the fiercer was still to come.

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