Chapter 557: Nonsense
The woman couldn't help but laugh: "Will this suffocate the kidneys?"
Li Huachen thought for a while: "In this way, you turn your head away and don't look, I'll be fine soon." ”
The woman turned her back to Li Huachen, Li Huachen unbuckled her belt, and began to release water in the alley below, exhaling at the same time, feeling that her whole body suddenly relaxed.
"Hehe, you boys seem to be very happy when you go to the toilet, and you have to make a sound. Have you been holding back for a long time?"
Li Huachen said depressedly: "Eldest sister, I'm not used to talking to girls while releasing water, you wait for a while." ”
Li Huachen fastened his belt, turned around, squatted in front of the woman, and looked at her: "Sister, that group has dispersed, I also have to go to find my brother, you keep walking along this road, there are more than a few alleys, they shouldn't be so easy to catch you." Your kung fu is good, you should have no problem running away. Let's leave it at that. ”
Li Huachen instinctively felt that this woman was too mysterious, and she might have a lot of inside information, so it was better not to be too involved. Especially at this time, you must not get into trouble. It's interesting enough to help her ask the pursuers. Since she is also from the rivers and lakes, there is nothing to say, the kung fu is so good, and she is so calm, most of the time it is no problem.
The woman said, "But I'm hurt." ”
"Huh, you're hurt, you're very dexterous when you just flew off the wall?"
"In order to keep up with you, I have exhausted all my true qi, and now I can't use my internal strength. The woman said calmly: "However, it does trouble you, if you want to leave, just go." ”
Li Huachen was a little suspicious, feeling that this woman was not very credible.
"Uh...... Actually, I know some ancient Chinese medicine, let me help you take a look. ”
"Good. ”
The woman stretched out her snow-white wrist, and Li Huachen began to check her pulse. Sure enough, the pulse showed that this woman's internal organs were greatly injured, if he had known that this was the case, Li Huachen would not have dared to let her run with him for so long, this could fall to the ground and die at any time.
Li Huachen said in annoyance: "Alas, why didn't you say it earlier? ”
The woman smiled slightly: "It's okay, it's a dead end if you are caught anyway, it's better to fight with you once, it's not very good, we're already safe." ”
Li Huachen nodded: "I have medicine here, you take one pill first, reply, I'll take you to a safe place to rest first." How did you offend those people? Why did you put such a heavy hand? Damn, a bunch of bastards who don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. ”
The woman took the pill and heard Li Huachen scolding the street, and sneered: "You are quite interesting." ”
Li Huachen felt that this woman either had a bad brain, or she had mental problems. She is too calm, her life hangs by a thread, like no one else, and she cares about other things, she is simply a stupid big sister with no heart and no lungs.
"Remember, those guys aren't your average charlatans, they're all cruel. If you look at their strange shapes, like twisted dryads, you know they're not good things. So....... ”
"Boy, when you say bad things about others, your voice is not small. ”
Li Huachen turned around, and the three of them stood opposite him. The man at the head sneered: "This time, look where you are still running, hand over this woman!"
Li Huachen was very surprised: "Impossible, at such a high distance, I covered up my breath, you shouldn't find ours." ”
At the mention of this, the leader suddenly became furious: "Damn, it's not that you kid likes to pee!
"Oh. Li Huachen nodded: "It turned out that it was cheaper for you." ”
"Big brother, don't follow the kid nonsense, let me kill him with a knife. ”
"Wait. Li Huachen pulled the woman and asked her to hide behind him and said: "Please, did you come out on the first day to explore the rivers and lakes? Do you need to take out a knife when you need to meet? Hmph, I won't tell you, the prince of the Northern Warring States is also! Li Changfeng, the king of the Northern War, is my father, and my eldest brother is in charge of the bad situation in the northern country, and he is powerful. Dare to mess with me, you can't eat and walk around!"
Li Huachen called the person opposite, waved his hand, and motioned for the woman to hide a little back.
The woman seemed to be very curious about Li Huachen, and she didn't have the consciousness of hiding at all, but stretched out half of her body, as if looking at someone with a foreign surname, staring at Li Huachen intently and directly, watching Li Huachen lie and perform.
The person on the other side smiled coldly: "Who are you bluffing? The prince is almost forty years old this year, and you look like you are in your early twenties at most." ”
Li Huachen said in his heart that he had forgotten this.
"Oh, the one you are talking about is the old prince, I am the new prince, the ninth in line, and the surname is Li Minghuachen. ”
"Li Huachen!?" the leader was startled.
A person next to him approached the leader and whispered: "Big brother, I heard that Li Huachen is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and not long after marrying the Bai family, he married a double princess in the south, and now he is very famous in the north." ”
The leader laughed: "You say it's Li Huachen or Li Huachen? You scared me? Even if you are Li Huachen, I will give you face and let you go, that woman, you have to stay." ”
"I'll leave you a hair. Li Huachen said domineeringly: "This is my daughter-in-law, leave my daughter-in-law to you, I might as well die." ”
The woman seemed to be surprised, like an adult seeing a child's prank, surprised and a little funny, and still stared at Li Huachen.
Li Huachen was annoyed by her: "You stand back." ”
"Oh. ”
Li Huachen said: "This is the daughter of the Bai family, Bai Yifei, and my eldest wife." The two princesses of the southern country, one named Guan Ju and the other named Guan Yan, are my two little wives. If you know each other, hurry up and get rid of Lao Tzu, don't force me to use my power in the north, I don't want to set off a bloody storm. ”
The three of them didn't wait to say anything, and the woman laughed first and snorted. It seems that Li Huachen's speech is also very funny.
Li Huachen glared at her and complained to silence her.
"Are you really Li Huachen?"
"It's like a fake. ”
"Hahahaha! There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them. The man glared: "I just avenged my sister!"
"Your sister!?" Li Huachen said: "Alas, alas, I don't know your sister at all!"
"Hmph, he followed one of the Nine Truths to carry out a mission, and was killed by you and your men, if you are really Li Huachen, you should remember this incident, right?"
Oops, it's the old brother of the female devil!
"Uh....... Li Huachen said sadly: "When I mention this matter, I am sad." ”
"What!?"
Li Huachen "held back tears": "On the same day, my sister and I fell in love at first sight and promised for life, I have decided to let him live in the Northern Warring States and become my other little wife, and the result is ...... Alas!"
Li Huachen stomped his feet: "There is a bastard named Wu Jushan, he snatched love with a knife and killed her. In order to avenge her, I specially invited the nine-tailed demon fox Hu Jiuyi to kill Wu Jushan on the spot, and finally avenged my little wife. ”
The two younger brothers approached the soldier and whispered, "Not credible, not credible." ”
Bing was furious: "I am one of the 'soldiers' of the Nine True Dogs, you said that you and my sister have a private agreement for life? Hmph, it's just a fart, how could my sister fall in love with a pervert like you!"
Li Huachen pouted: "Do you need a reason to love someone? Do you need it? Chang'e can fall in love with Zhu Bajie, the fairy can fall in love with Dong Yong, the frog prince can fall in love with Snow White, love is unreasonable, brother, you haven't been in love, have you?"
"What a mess!"
The woman also sneered behind Li Huachen.
Li Huachen turned around and scolded in a low voice: "You give me a stop meeting, stupid? ”
Bing said angrily: "My sister has a strong belief, how could she defect to the Northern Warring States!"
"Love is bigger than the sky!" Li Huachen said: "For the sake of love, he is willing to do whatever I ask her to do, who stipulates that only a person in one camp can fall in love? Ling Hu Chong fell in love with Ren Yingying, the holy daughter of the Ming Sect; Zhang Cuishan fell in love with the demon girl of the Demon Sect to have Zhang Wuji; my father also soaked in the holy daughter of Yaochi back then, otherwise there would be no me." Have you ever seen martial arts?"
The woman's eyes suddenly sharpened, glaring at Li Huachen, and her nostrils were puffing. Li Huachen focused on bragging and did not notice this anomaly.
Bing clenched his fists: "You tell me, what is my sister's name, come up as you say, I'll let you go." ”
Li Huachen said: "After meeting me, she said that she wanted to give up everything before her, including her name, so I called him...... Tender. I only know her name, nothing else. ”
Bing's face was pale: "Boy, you really blew through the cowhide now, my sister's real name is Rourou." ”
Damn!What a coincidence, right??
Li Huachen hurriedly said: "Alas, no, no, yes, she used to be called Rourou, but later she met me and changed her name to Zhuge Dali." ”
Bing suddenly became angry: "Little ghost! Dare to lie to me! My sister's original name is not Rourou, his original name is Zhuge Zhili!"
Li Huachen said depressedly: "Damn! Why is your mouth more unreliable than me!?"
Li Huachen nervously turned around and said, "I'll stop the three of them, and you can see the opportunity to slip away." ”
"I'll kill you bastard who blasphemed my sister!"
At this time, two people appeared on the left and right, jumping onto the rooftop: "Li Huachen, we are here!" turned out to be Ming Jinsheng and Ram Song. Both seem to have been in a very fierce battle.
Li Huachen was overjoyed: "The two small ones are handed over to you, the one in the middle is called a soldier, it is Zhuge Zhili's brother, one of the masters of the Nine True Dogs, I will deal with it." ”
The two of them said incomprehensibly: "Who is Zhuge Li!?"
"It doesn't matter!"
"Good!" the soldier waved his hand: "Kill the three of them right here!"
Li Huachen grabbed the woman's waist, turned around and jumped down from the rooftop, and said loudly: "Bing! Your sister is so ugly, don't give it to me for nothing! She was killed by my own hands, and if there is a seed, come and arrest me!"