Shen Jingbin couldn't help but pick up the fan in his hand and lightly tapped his palm a few times and praised: "Wonderful!

What a decisive victory outside the halberd!

Indeed, as Mr. Cui said, the students' previous thinking was too old and pedantic.

Teachable, taught!"

Cui Xianghong looked like he could make the old lady bad, and said proudly: "Hehe, this literary world is no different from the battlefield."

In order to win, why use some means?

Xiao Shen, don't worry, if I succeed in ascending to the throne, your benefits will be indispensable.

Didn't you take a fancy to that little girl of the River family?

If I can successfully become the vice president of the Handong Poetry Association, I promise that whether it is drugged or used, I promise to make Hewen, the little girl, a plaything under your crotch!

Ride it up and gallop!"

When Shen Jingbin heard this, he hurriedly bowed and hugged his fists, and thanked him: "Thank you for the teacher's success!"

……

……

The next morning.

The entrance of the Handong Poetry Association.

Today is the closed day of the Poetry Association, and only internal members of the Handong Poetry Association and members of other provincial and municipal poetry associations and special guests are allowed to enter.

There are a lot of security personnel, and it is an unprecedented literary halberd, and the writers gather.

These are the mainstays of the literary world, belonging to the upper class and elegant people in society, and the state has specially sent special police to help maintain order.

Ha Wen went in first.

Lu Yifan lifted the seventy-two changes and incarnated as Lu Nima again.

As a result, as soon as I arrived at the door, I was stopped by security personnel.

"Hello, please show me the invitation. A worker of the Poetry Association said.

"Uh...... I'm here to participate in this halberd competition. "Lu Yifan said.

"What's your name?" the young man asked.

"Lunima. "Lu Yifan said.

The youth worker took out his notebook and searched the database for a while, then looked at the list again, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Cui didn't give me the list of opponents, and your name is not on the list of invited guests."

I'm sorry, I can't let you in. ”

"No me?" Lu Yifan couldn't help but laugh dumbly.

The security guards of the Poetry Association thought that Lu Yifan was just to get in and watch the lively old man, so they ignored him and continued to check the tickets of others.

However, Lu Yifan had already smelled some unusual smells at this moment.

I'm afraid this is Cui Xianghong's little trick that the old lady with irregular menstruation deliberately embarrassed him!

Your sister, there are only two of them, why did you tell me that there was no list for me?

When it was time for the official entrance, Liang Yifeng saw Lu Nima, and couldn't help but come over curiously and asked, "Are you...... Lu Yifan's grandfather, Lu Nima, old man?"

Lu Yifan nodded and said, "That's right." ”

"Then why don't you go in? Wen Ji is about to start!" Liang Yifeng said curiously.

Lu Yifan spread his hands: "I can't get in, Cui Xianghong didn't give my list to others, and I didn't have me in the list of special guests." ”

"What? There is still this kind of operation?" Liang Yifeng pondered for a while, and then figured it out.

"I used to think that Teacher Cui was a little mean, but I didn't expect her to have such a small belly!

For the sake of victory, I actually used such a small means to disgust you an old man!

You're waiting a minute, old man, and I'll help you get this done. ”

After that, Liang Yifeng communicated with the staff for a while, and the staff reluctantly agreed to let Lu Yifan in.

As soon as he entered, Lu Yifan immediately felt that the atmosphere was not right.

In this quaint hall, there are various mahogany tables and chairs.

On the chair, there are great writers from various provinces and cities.

In the middle of the hall, Cui Xianghong, dressed in Hanfu, was sitting.

Seeing that the old man who looked exactly like Lu Yifan was coming, Cui Xianghong didn't think about it, and knew that this must be Lu Nima.

Why is the atmosphere wrong?

It turned out that in the center of the hall, there was only one seat, and Cui Xianghong was still sitting on it.

Okay!

An 83-year-old man came to compete with you, and you didn't even prepare a seat!

If this is really an 83-year-old man, he will be so tired if he doesn't finish it!

Cui Xianghong saw that Lu Yifan was coming, and he didn't speak, just chatting with tea.

Hang the deer aside.

He Wen couldn't stand it anymore, and was about to give a chair to Lu Yifan, but Lu Yifan shook his head and refused: "No need, I shouldn't be sitting here." ”

After that, he strode forward, grabbed the corner of the table beside Cui Xianghong, and slammed it in full view of everyone!

Crash!

Lu Yifan actually lifted the table in front of everyone!

The hot tea instantly splashed Cui Xianghong's body!

Cui Xianghong was secretly happy in his heart.

I'm not afraid that you will make trouble, but I am afraid that you will not be angry!

But on the surface, she said angrily: "Who are you? dare to trespass into the hall of my Handong Poetry Association!"

And flipped my desk!

If you don't make it clear today, no matter how old you are, I will definitely send you to the Public Security Bureau!"

Lu Nyima touched his long white beard, and said with a faint smile: "The old man is the chief scoop of the Book Friends League of the Seven Northern Provinces, and he is nicknamed the king of kings, and he is the king of the intestines, and among the East Street, Nima is the most fierce against the king, and Lu Nyima is also!"

I said!

Total scoop handle?

Is this Nima still a good man who robs the road?

Everyone was introduced to Ray by Lunima.

"So you're Lunyima!

I can't care if Lu Yifan's kid is so uneducated, the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, it is the scum you taught......"

Syllable!

Before Cui Xianghong finished speaking, Lu Nyima slapped Cui Xianghong in the face.

When boarding, Cui Xianghong's body flipped 720 degrees in the air, took off for three weeks, and completed a difficult action with a difficulty coefficient of 0.

Cui Xianghong covered her swollen face, and her liver was trembling!

Your sister, this is an 83-year-old man?

A 38-year-old strong man is not as strong as you!

"You dare to beat me, why are you beating me, come on! Security, twist this old man to me......"

Syllable!

Another slap in the face!

The slap was so loud that the entire hall felt their faces burning, and their eyes kept blinking.

"Why are you beating me again!"

Cui Xianghong's voice was obviously a little weaker, and he didn't dare to be as arrogant as before.

"Why did you hit you?

Let me ask you, you made a bet with my grandson before, and you lost, and I respected him as a teacher, did I say something wrong?" Lu Nima shouted coldly.

Liang Yifeng and many other talented women were present, and Cui Xianghong couldn't deny it, so he gritted his teeth and nodded: "That's right, but this is ...... to you."

Syllable!!!

Another slap in the face!

Cui Xianghong held his mouth, like an angry child, and looked at Lu Nima aggrievedly, as if to say, "You are so ruthless!"

"That's right! I don't have any reason to hit you.

You are my grandchild's student, three generations shorter than me.

Do you need a reason for me to hit you?" said Lu Nima lightly.