Chapter 30: Wine is not a good thing
In the blink of an eye, the twenty-ninth day of the lunar month is Chinese New Year's Eve.
On Chinese New Year's Eve this year, in order to welcome Chi Yu, the guest at home, He Miao's family set up a large table of dishes, and everyone cooked a "specialty dish", whether it was delicious or not, and expressed their intentions.
Old man He played a careful thought: when he was quietly shopping for vegetables, he brought something that was strictly forbidden at home by Miao Da Beauty on weekdays-wine.
The He family doesn't seem to be good at drinking.
When He Miao was a child, he went back to his hometown in the countryside with Old Man He to attend a family reunion.
The uncles and uncles were scattered all over the world, and they finally got together, and between pushing the cups and changing the lamps, the amount of slightly drunk had already passed.
What a person can do when he is drunk, He Miao has seen it since he was a child.
The light one is like an uncle, with a red face and a thick neck of gibberish, and his mouth is non-stop.
Moderate is a mouthful of blood like the second uncle holding the pillar and gnawing.
Old man He is amazing.
At first, Miao Da Beauty was also deceived by his appearance of sleeping quietly after being drunk.
Old man He was drunk and had a lot of stamina.
It stands to reason that after a good night's sleep, he will be much more awake, but Old Man He went up instead.
When he woke up, no one could control him.
Don't look small, the strength is really big.
The main one ran fast, and if one didn't pay attention, people ran to the road to "send warmth" to passers-by.
Usually Old Man He is a very shy person, and he doesn't like to talk.
Drunk personality is particularly outgoing.
Generally, he will giggle for a while before the conversation, and once he "stares" at a person, he can't shake it off, and he keeps following.
No matter day or night, being followed by a drunkard little old man with such a "hehe" smirk, everyone is stunned.
After catching up, he would grab the other party's hand, force the other party to separate his five fingers, take out all the things in his pocket, and put them in the palm of his hand.
The most powerful time, because there was really nothing in his pocket, Old Man He gave the other party his own belt, and when he came back, he still had a color on his face.
Good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles.
Soon, the story of Old Man He borrowing the strength of wine to "flirt" with women on the road and being beaten into "pig-headed three" spread vigorously.
The He family moved before it subsided.
Since then, there has been an alcohol ban in Miao Da Beauty's family rules, whether he is outside or at home, Old Man He does not want to touch alcohol.
This ban, Old Man He has been holding back his alcohol addiction for 11 years.
This year, somehow, I just couldn't help it all of a sudden.
Old man He is very smart.
He knew that buying baijiu and rice wine or something was too easy to expose, so he simply took three or five bottles of "RIO" from the supermarket shelf.
First, this is a cocktail that is not easy to get drunk.
Second, the colorful appearance is easy to mix in the beverage group.
Old man He finished shopping, and as soon as he got home, he was bold and put all the drinks on the table.
In this way, Miao Da Beauty really didn't find out, and accidentally gave it to He Miao, who was very thirsty after wiping the glass, and drank it.
He Miao has not touched a drop of wine since she was a child, this goo, a bottle down, her face and neck are red and dripping blood.
He Miao didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, and he felt dizzy in an instant, couldn't find the north, and fell as soon as he turned around.
Chi Yu noticed He Miao's abnormality, looked at the empty RIO bottle on the table, understood most of it, and stepped forward to carry He Miao into the room to rest.
He Miao was dizzy, and she couldn't do anything else, so she "passed out" as soon as her head touched the pillow.
When she woke up again, the New Year's bell had been ringing, and she was really asleep until next year.
He Miao, who woke up, heard the constant vibration of the mobile phone, which was a group blessing message from friends.
She didn't look at it, and directly launched a video invitation to Cheng Xidong.
Cheng Xidong quickly picked up, and the first sentence was no longer "What are you doing" but "Happy New Year!"
"Come to my house quickly, immediately, immediately!!"
He Miao had just woken up, and it was not good to speak.
"Now?" Cheng Xidong was unsure, and he couldn't see He Miao's face.
He Miao picked up the mobile phone buckled on the mattress and yelled at the headphone hole, "Come on, come on, hurry up!"
"Good, good. ”
Cheng Xidong had to grab the car keys on the table again and go out, regardless of his parents asking loudly behind his back.
After He Miao finished the last sentence, he grabbed his mobile phone and ran out.
"Where are you going for the New Year?"
"Sister Miao, I'll take a look. ”
Chi Yu was afraid that something would happen, so he followed him and went out.
With Chi Yu here, Miao Da Beauty sat down with peace of mind and continued to watch the Spring Festival Gala.
"He Miao, He Miao, where are you going?"
Although He Miao's steps were unsteady, he walked in a hurry, and Chi Yu almost didn't keep up several times.
"Hee-hee-hee, I'm going to find my little milk dog. ”
He Miao stopped, looked back at Chi Yu, and smirked.
Chi Yu sighed at the difference in He Miao's amount of wine, and at the same time thought about how to invite this "little ancestor" back.
It's hard to go back now.
He Miao is not tall, and her strength is absolutely great, Chi Yu can't resist her, she can only follow carefully with one foot deep and one foot shallow.
It's just to accompany the sobering.
He Miao didn't walk blindly.
Out of the community, one hundred and eighty meters, stopped at a position on the fast bridge, squatted, and his eyes seemed to be scattered and seemed to focus on the endless distance.
Chi Yu didn't know what He Miao was looking at, and squatted to accompany him.
She didn't care what He Miao was looking at, she was afraid that something would happen to He Miao when she was drunk.
At 0:00 on the first day of the Lunar New Year, the streets were empty.
The two little girls squatted on the street so boldly.
When Chi Yu was squatting, He Miao suddenly became excited.
Not far away, the high beams came and a black car drove up.
Chi Yu was very cautious, and was pulling He Miao away from him, and the people in the car parked the car on the side of the road at will and turned off the engine.
As soon as the person came down and the door was closed, He Miao rushed into the arms of the person like an arrow from the string, and he couldn't pick it off if it stuck like kraft candy.
Chi Yu was so frightened that she didn't know that it was He Miao's legitimate boyfriend Chen Xidong.
"No, I'm sorry. My friend drank too much. ”
Chi Yu timidly stepped forward and tried to drag He Miao down, who knew that He Miao wrapped his hands around Chen Xidong's neck and would not let go.
Cheng Xidong twisted his eyebrows, "Did you give her a drink?"
"No, no. She drank a bottle of RIO by mistake. ”
"A bottle of RIO made like this??"
Cheng Xidong glanced at Chi Yu suspiciously.
"Really, really. ”
Cheng Xidong, who is seriously angry, is still very scary.
"You go back, I'll take care of it alone, and I'll send her back when she sobers up." ”
Cheng Xidong said and hugged He Miaoan and put him in the car.
"Eh, you" Chi Yu wanted to say something, but was killed by Cheng Xidong's eyes.
"You go back first, it's not too early. ”
Cheng Xidong repeated.
"No, no, I promised Sister Miao to take a good look at He Miao. ”
Chi Yu suddenly went online with "righteous anger", opened the car door and sat on it by himself.
Cheng Xidong didn't stop him, closed the car door for He Miao, and sat back in his place.
When the car started, He Miao, who was lying quietly, suddenly sat up like a corpse, and the car turned off in fright.
"Xiao Dongdong," He Miao stretched out her hand and rubbed Cheng Xidong's "big face", regardless of whether the other party wanted it or not.
"Xiao Dongdong, do you like Xiao Miaomiao?"
He Miao's face is no longer so red, it has faded into a faint baby pink, like a delicate blush, which is even more pretty.
Cheng Xidong was indeed bewitched, and let He Miao fiddle with it, not annoyed at all, and even had a tendency to enjoy the "ravage" of his little hands.
Chi Yu, who was sitting in the back seat, watched He Miao's intimate interaction with this "stranger", and he already knew the relationship between the two in his heart.
"You're He Miao's boyfriend, right?"
Cheng Xidong's faint "um" says it all.
When Chi Yu wanted to ask something more, He Miao suddenly opened the car door and ran out.
plunged headlong into a small vegetable patch.
The field is muddy and has just been fertilized, and it is estimated that the owner of the vegetable field also wants to replenish his green vegetables, so that they can thrive in the coming year.
"I'll pick bayberry for you to eat here, Xiao Dongdong. ”
Before Cheng Xidong could say a word, He Miao turned around and went deeper into the vegetable field.
At the beginning, the developer promised the residents of the Xingfuli community that a large-scale flower and bird market would be built opposite the community within three years.
But after two or three years, there has been no movement, and the land has been empty.
After a long time, it is also a waste of resources, and some uncles and aunts have changed this vacant land into a private farm without authorization, and have lived a leisurely life of "farmhouse".
Although the area is not large, there are all kinds of bayberry trees and loofah vines, and it is also a small scenery.
Cheng Xidong stared at He Miao's every move, but didn't go in.
As soon as He Miao touched the trunk of the tree, he shook violently, and something seemed to fall at random.
He Miao seemed very happy, she lowered her head and bent down to pick it up, but she was top-heavy and fell into a mouthful of mud.
At this time, the people standing outside were not calm, and hurriedly rushed in to help He Miao up.
He Miao was crying, still holding the shriveled fruit that she wanted to give to Cheng Xidong in her hand.
"Here you go. ”
He Miao was pitiful and spread out her dirty hands.
Cheng Xidong took it and put it in his jacket pocket.
"Why don't you eat it?"
He Miao shouted dissatisfiedly.
"Go back and eat. Cheng Xidong smiled wryly.
"It's delicious when it's fresh. ”
He Miao was puffed up.
Cheng Xidong didn't move.
Unexpectedly, in the next second, He Miao suddenly broke free from Cheng Xidong's "shackles", quickly picked up a bayberry fruit she thought was from the ground, and slammed Cheng Xidong's mouth.
Cheng Xidong was sober, he quickly grabbed He Miao's hands and pressed He Miao to the ground.
It's really "pressed".
It is the kind of police who catch the recalcitrant criminals and "press" the "press" on the ground.
He Miao is not honest on the ground, constantly "wriggling" his body like a caterpillar.
While Chi Yu was shocked by this interaction, he kept banging on Cheng Xidong's arm, shouting in his mouth, "Hurry up and let go." ”
Cheng Xidong realized that something was wrong, let go of He Miao and pulled her up.
He Miao's face was already dirty, and his hair was stuck on his forehead.
The first thing she did after she got up and stood firm was to jump up and continue to feed bayberry to Cheng Xidong.
The impact of this "iron head gong" was so strong that it directly hit the glasses on the bridge of Fei Cheng Xidong's nose.
Cheng Xidong grinned in pain, rubbed his chin and sat on the ground, He Miao saw the opportunity, "smashed Huanglong", and stuffed Cheng Xidong's mouth.
After getting his wish, He Miao fell on Cheng Xidong and was completely quiet.
Cheng Xidong felt bitter in his heart.
I don't know what I accidentally swallowed into my stomach just now.
At the beginning of the new year, I made myself so embarrassed.
Chi Yu helped the handle and put He Miao on Cheng Xidong's back.
After Cheng Xidong made trouble on his back, He Miao, who slept like a "dead pig", walked into the community.
Chi Yu felt that Cheng Xidong was not easy to approach, so he followed not far away, protecting himself with both hands to prevent He Miao from falling down honestly.
Sure enough, when he was about to get downstairs to the unit, He Miao stiffened a carp, turned over, and fell directly to the ground.
"Good night. ”
Ah Huang saw He Miao on the ground, and rushed over with his tongue to lick the stains on He Miao's face.
Yes, I saved Cheng Xidong a wet wipe.
Cheng Xidong's jaw hurt as soon as he opened his mouth, and it hurt for a whole week.
He Miao touched the huge bag on the back of her head the next day, and her eyes were full of stars.
Chi Yu saw He Miao who came out to wash, with big dark circles under her eyes, and squeezed out a sentence from her throat without love, "Don't drink in the future." ”
He Miao didn't understand.
After breakfast, He Miao, who felt much dizzy, sent a blessing text message to Cheng Xidong.
"Happy New Year!"
In order to enhance the atmosphere, two bunnies throwing easter eggs were also specially attached.
"Don't drink anymore. ”
After a while, He Miao only received such a "cold" reply.
What's going on?
He Miao was full of question marks.
He Miao forgot everything last night.
Not to mention that after coming back, Chi Yu dragged her half-dragged and half-hugged her to the bathroom, took a shower and changed clothes, and tossed her until the second half of the night.
Cheng Xidong will go out to eat in the future, and He Miao will not be allowed to touch alcohol, even if it is alcoholic drinks or even mash.
He Miao has a drop of wine, and Cheng Xidong is guilty of a night.