Queen Mother: "Brother 'Jade' Emperor, don't talk about the machine, civilized you, me and him..Fastest update access: щщщ.79XS.сОΜ . ”

'Jade' Emperor: "My wife is right, I will pay attention next time." ”

After typing, the 'Jade' Emperor muttered silently in his heart: "Just say it, civilization go to him~ Mom!"

Jobs: "Hello, Everyone, this-is-, let-me-introduce-this-kind-of-mobile-phone." ”

Erlang God: "Stop me! What is this big string of heavenly books about?"

Shunfeng Er: "Erlang Zhenjun, you don't understand, right? This is called English, and the immortals in the West all use this language." ”

Erlang God: "I don't care if he is an eagle or a 'chicken' text, and he speaks to Lao Tzu!"

Jobs: "Uh, okay. Ladies and gentlemen of the East, I am Steve Jobs, the CEO of the best-selling Apple mobile phone in the mortal world. Let me introduce the 'strongest immortal machine' I designed for all the immortals...... Uh, no!"

it!

This group of immortals is really crazy!

Even the long-dead Jobs has been arrested!

Lu Yifan knew that Jobs actually believed in several religions before he died, including Buddhism, so it is understandable that he is so afraid of the gods in the East.

What kind of mobile phone will Jobs design for the gods of the East?

Lu Yifan's heart was full of expectations.

Steve Jobs: "First of all, let's talk about the hardware improvements. In terms of battery, I fused the 'Heavenly Thunder Guide' provided by Lei Gong, which can quickly absorb the weak current around it anywhere and anywhere, and charge the mobile phone all the time, so that the mobile phone never needs to be charged in the real sense.

I used the 'golden eye' provided by the clairvoyant as the material to polish a camera that can be more powerful than an optical telescope, which allows you to clearly shoot a dandruff on the head of a person thousands of miles away, even at night.

The screen I used the 'Yaochi Fairy Mirror' provided by the Queen Mother, and the resolution can reach a terrifying 200K.

As for the CPU, GPU, etc., they are all made of the most suitable natural materials and earth treasures in the Oriental Immortal Realm, which is guaranteed to be thousands of years ahead of mortal mobile phones.

Everyone says goose girl (amazing) isn't goose girl?"

Chang'e: "I don't understand ......"

Claireye: "I can barely understand it, it's okay." ”

Erlang God: "You yourself chirped a lot of things crookedly there?" It seems that the suffering in the Western Hell is still not enough, and I will let the King of Hades go to the Abi Hell to have fun with you." ”

Jobs broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly explained in the chat group: "To put it simply, you never need to recharge, the camera function is 10,000 times stronger than the strongest SLR camera in the mortal world, and there is no pressure to run a thousand League of Legends clients plus a thousand Overwatch at the same time." ”

Erlang God: "Hey, look at it, I have already spoken human words!

Chang'e: "The camera function is so powerful! Tell me, how do you get this phone?"

Jobs: "After a while, your mobile phone will receive an upgrade push, and clicking on the upgrade will automatically complete the 'fairy machine conversion'." ”

Bite!

At the top of the mobile phone screen, a prompt appeared that made Lu Yifan's heart move.

"Do you want to upgrade the immortal machine now?"

Be!

It has to be!

Lu Yifan didn't hesitate to order!

The upgrade process was very fast, and after a burst of yellow 'color' light, Lu Yifan looked at his mobile phone in horror.

It's so beautiful!

The entire fuselage does not have any bezels, it is as thin as a piece of paper, and you can adjust the size and thickness according to your preferences when you hold it in your hand.

"Do you have blood to confess the Lord?"

Spilled blood to confess the Lord?

Lu Yifan understood as soon as he pondered it.

Feelings: This is the magic weapon of the mobile phone to refine!

"Yes!"

After the blood was completed, Lu Yifan's mind moved, and the mobile phone disappeared out of thin air, and as soon as his mind moved, the mobile phone appeared in his hand again.

What surprised Lu Yifan the most was that this mobile phone can use unlimited free data!

Even if you don't plug in the mobile phone card, you can watch videos, play games, and swipe Weibo at will.

Try the game 'sex' again!

Lu Yifan clicked on the app store and found that it was divided into three sections: "Android, Apple, and Microsoft".

It contains all the applications of the three platforms, which can be downloaded at will, and it is under the second, open in the second!

GTA5, which is about 70GB in size, was downloaded in less than a second.

Lu Yifan adjusted the size of the mobile phone to a suitable size, adjusted the special effects to the highest, and retreated after playing happily for a while.

"It looks like I'm going to have to buy another controller, and it's too awkward to play PC games on the touch screen. ”

"You can opt for virtual reality mode. Do you want to use it now?"

Well?

Virtual reality mode?

"Choose!"

The next moment, Lu Yifan suddenly found himself in the world of "GTA5".

Holding a submachine gun, he frantically strafed the crowd and 'shot', and then Lu Yifan went to the nightclub to tease and undress~ 'girl'.

"Damn, isn't this a download of "'Sexy' Sexual* Beach" worthy of such a good mobile phone?"

Having said that, Lu Yifan quickly withdrew after playing for a while.

"Try the camera again!"

Every time he goes out with his classmates, Lu Yifan is not too embarrassed to take pictures with his mobile phone.

Because my copycat machine of several hundred yuan is so bad, the photos taken are all black.

took out his mobile phone, and Lu Yifan looked out the window.

"I'll go! The stars in the sky can be photographed so clearly! iPhone7plus is a 'hairy' and 'hairy'! Samsung fried 7 doesn't even deserve to carry shoes!"

The clarity of this mobile phone is outrageous, Lu Yifan even photographed the scene of a newlywed couple on the top floor across the street, and even their body 'hair' can be seen clearly.

Buzz!

After the phone vibrated a few times, Lu Yifan suddenly had a bad heart!

Open your phone and take a look!

Sure enough, many immortals in the Heavenly Court chat group sent red envelopes.

These red envelopes, because Lu Yifan has been molesting blonde stripping 'girls' for too long in the world of "GTA5", they have all been missed.

"There's a knife on the head of the word 'color'!" Lu Yifan was annoyed.

Right now.

Chang'e: "Compared with all the immortals, the little 'girl' really has nothing to handle, here are a few mooncakes that moisten the throat and lungs, I hope you don't dislike it." ”

After that, a big red envelope appeared on the screen.

I'll rob!

"Congratulations, you grabbed Fairy Chang'e's 'Rhythm Mooncake'. ”

"Rhythm moon cake: After eating, you can be familiar with various musical instruments and rhythms, greatly improve your singing skills, and make your singing voice have unparalleled charm. ”

Lu Yifan was overjoyed in his heart.

The Heavenly Wish Charm helped him transform this world, but his voice didn't change, it was still so ordinary.

But with this thing, it's different!

In the future, he will be able to sing as much as he wants, sing loudly, kill Liu Tianwang in seconds, and be angry with Jackson!