Chapter 18: Monkey Play

It's really cool today, not only punished Song Wei and Liu Yuxuan, two women with bad intentions, but also used them to get so many fruits back, Xiang Dong's mood is really good.

washed the fruit and brought it to Lin Tingxue to taste, but Lin Tingxue pushed it away, "I said that I won't move a bite of what the Song family gave." Now I'll add one more, I won't move what the woman surnamed Liu gave. ”

Xiang Dong smiled and sat down in front of Lin Tingxue, "If you hate them, you hate them, why can't you get along with food." Look at these fruits, they are big, fresh, and natural, and they are the best for you girls. These days, you are exposed to the wind and sun, and I see that my skin is a little dry, so I have to eat more fruits to supplement vitamins. ”

Xiang Dong is too good at pinching Lin Tingxue's weakness, as long as it comes to things related to beauty, Lin Tingxue can always follow the route envisioned by Xiang Dong.

No, hearing Xiang Dong say that her skin was a little dry, she quickly took out the mirror and looked left and right, "It seems to be a little." My skin is about to turn into the bark of a tsubaki tree. ”

Xiang Dong saw the opportunity and hurriedly handed over the fruit, "Then why don't you hurry up and eat some fruit to replenish it." ”

Lin Tingxue rolled her eyes at him angrily, took a big fruit and nibbled on it, and emphasized again that eating is eating, and she still doesn't like the Song family and Liu Yuxuan very much.

"Next time you want to go out again, I'll go with you, and you won't be allowed to take them with you again. Also, can't you see that they didn't have a good mind when they went out with you?"

"Sometimes I think you're smart, sometimes I think you're stupid. I don't know if you're smart or stupid, I'm!"

Xiang Dong smiled helplessly, "Do you really think I'm stupid enough not to know that they have another purpose for following me out? I'm really the kind of person who forgets his righteousness in your heart? They think so, even if you think so, you also think so, it really hurts my heart." ”

Lin Tingxue didn't care, and snorted coldly, "I didn't think so before, but now, that's what I think." Seeing lust and forgetfulness, men don't have a good thing. ”

Xiang Dong was speechless again, this Lin Tingxue is a very smart woman, why is she so confused about this kind of thing?

He had to explain patiently, "My forgetfulness is all faked, I just want to make the two of them think that I am stupid and easy to deceive, so that they will easily fall for me." They thought I didn't know what they were thinking, but I knew everything. ”

"In the afternoon, I deliberately took them to the reef area, and deliberately let them pick the thorny fruit. Don't they want to be courteous in front of me, then I'll let them give well, and give enough. ”

Lin Tingxue heard this, and secretly snickered, but he still pretended to be cold on his face, "Hmph, the implication is that you are pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? But why do I only see that you are taking advantage of them? The little hands are easy to touch, and the little face is very smooth, right......?"

"What did you call me, and I was only part of the plan. I'm not a womanizer to the east, and I'm not a womanizer, so can I go to any mother?"

Lin Tingxue deliberately angered him, "I think it's about the same." ”

"You...... You're really going to be angry with me, don't tell you, I'll go make soup. ”

Putting down the fruit plate, Xiang Dong turned away angrily.

Lin listened to the snow thief and smiled, and his heart was very happy.

Before going to bed at night, Lin Tingxue suddenly pulled out Song Wei and Liu Yuxuan for no reason, and asked Xiang Dong, "How long do you plan to deal with them?"

Xiang Dong was subconsciously a little nervous about this topic, and when he answered well, everyone was happy, but he answered wrong, but he offended Lin Tingxue again.

"Hmm...... Don't go around, like you said, often walk by the river without getting your shoes wet. Song Wei and Liu Yuxuan are not easy to mess with, and it will be even more troublesome if they find out that I am using them one day. ”

"Well, you know it. Lin Tingxue turned over, and the corners of her mouth outlined a smug smile.

As for Xiang Dong, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, turned over, and closed his eyes.

Following.

It was early to get east, and he had to go to the tree first to get his breakfast for the day.

As he was preparing the ingredients needed for cooking, the sound of rustling footsteps suddenly sounded in the grass not far away.

Looking up to the east, I saw Song Duobao walking towards this side with his girlfriend Wu Feifei.

Yesterday it was Song Wei and Liu Yuxuan, and today it was Song Duobao and Wu Feifei, what if their Song family decided that Xiangdong would not take them?

With a sneer, Xiang Dong continued to be busy with the things in his hands.

Song Duobao and Wu Feifei came to Xiangdong and said with a hippie smile, "Brother-in-law, where is the firewood?"

Xiang Dong ignored it.

Song Duobao turned to look at the broth in the pot and swallowed hard.

Wu Feifei even shouted, "Wow, there is really broth, how about I taste it?"

Xiang Dong grabbed a wooden stick to block it, "I'm sorry, this is my breakfast, not for the two of you." ”

Wu Feifei pursed her lips and shook Song Duobao's arm, "Baby, I want to drink broth." ”

Song Duobao cheekily said to Xiang Dong, "Brother-in-law, Fei Fei hasn't eaten a mouthful of hot food for several days, you can pity her and let her drink less." ”

"Sun Yaobin can't do it, how can this leader be, the people below don't have anything to eat and don't think of a way?" Xiang Dong sneered.

Anyway, I don't want to say whether they can drink the broth.

Song Duobao was also really stupid, he didn't hear the meaning of ridicule in Xiangdong's dialect, and only thought about the broth, "Brother-in-law, just take a small bite, just take a small bite......"

"No!" Xiang Dong flicked the wooden stick in his hand, and the frightened Song Duobao had to take two steps back.

Wu Feifei twisted her body and secretly urged Song Duobao to hurry up and get her broth to drink.

Song Duobao was in a dilemma, his girlfriend was impatient, and let go of his hand, "Useless waste, nothing, compared to Brother Dong, you are simply 108,000 miles behind." I was so blind in the first place, how could I fall in love with you?"

"Brother Dong, you are still powerful, you can do anything. Brother Dong, I'll help you pick vegetables......"

Xiang Dong blocked Wu Feifei's feet with a wooden stick, and said lukewarmly, "I have picked all the vegetables, I don't need you to pick them." ”

"That'...... Then I'll chop wood for you. ”

"I've chopped the firewood too, so I don't need you. ”

"That'...... I'll help you pinch your shoulders. Brother Dong is so hard, how can there be no one to serve him, I have learned massage before, and the technique is very professional. ”

Wu Feifei said, came behind Xiang Dong, and enthusiastically helped Xiang Dong knead his shoulders.

Not to mention, this professional and non-professional is different, Wu Feifei's technique is indeed much more comfortable than Liu Yuxuan.

My girlfriend talked to me and other men in front of me, Song Duobao only felt that his face was hot, "Wu Feifei, you ......"

"What are you? Don't you think Brother Dong is very hard and needs someone to serve you?"

Although Xiang Dong didn't see what kind of demon Wu Feifei was behind him, he could also see a thing or two from Song Duobao's sudden change of attitude.

Wu Feifei is implying that Song Duobao is acting, and Song Duobao also received Wu Feifei's message, and her attitude instantly changed 180 degrees.

"Yes, yes, yes, or Fei Fei, you have the eyesight. If you are a professional, you have to serve Dongge. I'll chop wood, Feifei, you get out of the way. ”

This familiar scene makes Xiangdong seem to return to yesterday.

All of them have crooked ideas and want to come to Xiang Dong to cheat on food and drink to learn their skills, and they don't want any dignity or dignity, and they are sorry for them if they don't fight Xiang Dong.

"Song Duobao, I have always had a question that I don't understand, you said that you have hands and feet, why don't you make money to buy a car and a house by yourself, and you have to suck my blood dry?"

Song Duobao smiled embarrassedly, "Brother-in-law, let you buy me a car and a house, that was my mother's idea, in fact, I never wanted to feel sorry for you." I also know that it is not easy for you, and I can understand you very much. ”

Look at this beautiful words, Xiang Dong is going to be moved to tears.

On weekdays, I underestimate this wretch, so when I meet people and talk about people, what is the hell and talk nonsense?

Since he said so, then Xiang Dong has to ask again, "You mean that your mother is making trouble behind this matter, and if it weren't for her, we would still be a family?"

Song Duobao nodded heavily, "That's not it." If my mother hadn't been in the way, you and my sister might have gotten married, and we'd be a family now. ”

"Then you cut off the relationship with your sister and your mother, without her making waves, we can discuss our affairs. ”

Song Duobao was stunned, "Brother-in-law, this ......"

"Why, don't you dare?"

"No, it's just ...... I don't think it's serious enough to sever the mother-son relationship, hehe......"

Wu Feifei hurriedly interrupted Song Duobao's words, "What do you think, do you think it's important? It's not important, the important thing is that my brother-in-law thinks." Whatever your brother-in-law says, your brother-in-law will cut you off. ”

"Your mother does have a lot of things, if you can embarrass your brother-in-law today, you can embarrass me another day. I think it's best for none of your brothers and sisters to leave her alone, so let her go by herself. ”

Song Duobao slapped his thigh and immediately agreed, "Okay, just listen to my brother-in-law, and when I go back, I will cut off the mother-son relationship with her." ”

Xiang Dong sneered twice and stopped talking.

It's just that everyone is acting, they act well, and they watch it well.

As for whether Song Duobao and Gao Xiumei will really break off the mother-son relationship, he doesn't care at all, he just likes this feeling of playing monkeys.

After a while, Lin Tingxue, who was up late, came out of the cave with a yawn, and when she saw Song Duobao and Wu Feifei appearing here, her face became ugly for a moment, "Why are you here?" I said that your Song family is really interesting, yesterday it was your sister who brought her best friend, and today it was you who brought your girlfriend." ”

"What's the matter, you're addicted to rice?"