As a bug when God created a man, the top human koi that has never been seen before or since.

From childhood to adulthood, Lu Mu has always been a lucky and happy existence.

And because of the koi attribute, he also has a passive skill on his body that is the envy of countless people, which Lu Mu calls "Aura of Doom". Anyone who has offended him or had an unpleasant relationship with him will be blessed by this aura of bad luck, and the overall fortune of the whole person will quickly become unlucky.

For example, previously, Su Yujin, who had just offended Lu Mu the day before, heard inappropriate remarks related to him in front of the public on the second day, took an elevator on the way home and broke down, and he also had a cold and fever.

If it weren't for Lu Mu by his side that day, I am afraid that it would become the worst day for Su Yujin in recent times.

Another example is now, Lu An, who had a fierce verbal conflict with Lu Mu a few hours ago, not only lost the opportunity for promotion, lost his mobile phone, lost his love, but also almost lost his job......

In short, Lu Mu, the koi carp in the world, although he is not like the male protagonist in the online novel, has abilities or systems, and he is not a fairy king who can crush everything by nature.

However, he is also a bug-level existence that cannot be offended at will.

At this moment, this human koi, a BUG-level existence created by God, is sitting in front of a large-screen monitor, playing games with a handle, his expression slowly changing from calm to anxious;

Su Yujin was engrossed in the large-screen monitor in front of her, her emerald white fingers were operating indiscriminately on the gamepad, her face changed from initial excitement to panic to gritting her teeth, and her cheeks were slightly bulging.

"Lu Mu, you guy, why do you always hold the best equipment and play the lowest output?"

After a while, Su Yujin turned his head and looked at Lu Mu who looked embarrassed on the side.

"It's because the game is so difficult. ”

Thinking that this was already the nineteenth time that he and Su Yujin had been stuck, Lu Mu muttered in a weak voice.

"Then you give me your good equipment. Give it to me, and the two of us will be able to clear the level!" Su Yujin looked at Lu Mu angrily, her silver teeth bited lightly, and said angrily: "If you give me the equipment at the beginning, we don't need to get stuck in the level here nineteen times." ”

Due to the reason for becoming Su Yujin's docking artist, Lu Mu needs to maintain close contact and communication with artists during the implementation of the project. At the same time, if it is during the filming, Lu Mu needs to be responsible for all the big and small things about Su Yujin, from when the artist arrives at the filming venue and when the filming ends, to what the artist eats and whether the lounge arranged is comfortable...... These, as an art leader, Lu Mu has to take care of all of them.

At first, the art system who was responsible for communicating with Su Yujin and checking the cooperation project in the early stage should have been Lu An.

But Lu An offended Lu Mu today, triggering the passive skill "Aura of Doom" of this human koi, and for a while, bad luck shrouded him, and he stuffed his teeth when he drank cold water. Although Lu Mu didn't know what reason Jia Bohou, who called him not long ago, quickly suspended Lu An, he knew that Lu An's incident was inseparable from his good luck.

is also due to Lu An's suspension, and Dai Yuxin has other things to be responsible for, so the burden of communicating with Su Yujin in the early stage fell on Lu Mu.

Su Yujin is also very good at borrowing a pole to go up a tree, and with Lu Mu as his identity as a docking artist, he forcibly "broke into" Lu Mu's house, and asked the latter to play games with her.

"Don't give it!"

Hearing Su Yujin's roar, Lu Mu frowned and refused.

"Ah!" When Su Yujin heard this, the whole person collapsed a little, and screamed: "Do we still want to continue to get stuck at this level?"

She regretted it.

I regret teaming up with Lu Mu, a game white, and regret that I chose the highest level of nightmare difficulty in the choice of difficulty.

Encountering Lu Mu, a game idiot who is vegetable and stubborn, stupid as a donkey, Su Yujin doesn't know what to do now.

Lu Mu was about to answer, when the mobile phone next to him suddenly rang.

Pick it up and take a look, and find that it is a reminder of today's event.

As a human koi who wants to be a salted fish and enjoy life peacefully, Lu Mu thinks that his life is still very stylish. For example, having an indispensable bottle of fat house happy water every day, watching different anime dramas on time every day, and having a fixed day every week to go to big purchases, and enjoying milk tea and snacks......

Today is the day when he goes out shopping and enjoys coffee and snacks.

This is a habit that Lu Mu has developed since elementary school, and he has implemented this habit for many years, so he did not hesitate to put down the game controller and stand up at this time: "Today is the day of purchasing enjoyment, and it's almost time to go out." ”

As soon as these words came out, Su Yujin, who was sitting cross-legged on the side, suddenly couldn't sit still, she turned around and looked at Lu Mu: "What?

"Fun? Lu Mu replied.

"It's obviously your dish, so I don't think it's fun. Su Yujin returned the sentence angrily and continued: "We have been stuck in this level today, why don't we pass the level and leave? Moreover, there is tomorrow and the day after tomorrow." ”

"Besides, didn't you go to the supermarket the other day?"

"The other day was a musical salted fish lying day. Lu Mu replied with a serious face.

"Then when you buy the enjoyment day, can't you go to buy other things? Besides, if you miss today, there will be tomorrow!"

Su Yujin dissatisfied.

Her competitive spirit was completely aroused by the level that she had been stuck in nineteen times, and today she had to clear this level no matter what.

But when he was in the mood, he didn't expect Lu Mu to say that he was going out, isn't this a clear desire to sweep his interests?

"When the music salted fish lies on the day, I can only listen to the music and lie down at home. Because of work, I have already spent a lot of time in the day, if I take time to go out to buy things, it will be a desecration of that day!" Lu Mu looked at Su Yujin with a serious face, and said reasonably: "As for tomorrow, tomorrow is the cleaning day, and I have to clean the room well on the cleaning day, clean up some of the winning tickets and coupons in the room that are about to expire, and then plan to spend them......;

Lu Mu thinks that he is a person who pays attention to the style of life.

When a person lacks nothing, he naturally pays attention to the style of life.

Lu Mu, on the other hand, divides the seven days a week into different days, and can do different things and corresponding activities every day, which is his insistence, and his insistence does not allow anyone to blaspheme.

Although because of work, his seven-day schedule has been slightly disordered.

"Music Salted Fish Lying Day?Purchasing Enjoyment Day?Cleaning Day?" Su Yujin listened to Lu Mu's words and was stunned: "You guy, why do you have so many strange days?"

"It's not weird, it's called life. Lu Mu corrected Su Yujin's title: "A person like you who has no interest in life can't understand this incomprehensible happiness at all. ”

"Happy, that's weird, okay!"