I came to Xiamen for two days, and it was cloudy every day.

The sunny beach in He Miao's dream was shattered on the first day.

The beach is there, there is no sun, the sea breeze is quite strong, if you want to play in the water and freeze your feet, it is impossible to see a bikini, everyone is wrapped tightly, not to mention the age group from the back, sometimes you can't even figure out the gender.

There is no such opportunity in the later trip, so it can only be said that God is not beautiful, and God does not give a chance.

He Miao could only stand on the beach with a little sand on his shoes at that time, looking at the sea and sighing, "It's not the right time to come." ”

Unexpectedly, on the third day, at six o'clock, the sun naughtily jumped out of the eastern sky, and the fine light passed through the window, through the curtains, and hit He Miao's forehead, there was no heat, but it was enough to wake He Miao.

He Miao rubbed his eyes and got up, but he didn't expect that he would cover a quilt with Cheng Xidong again, and the two beds didn't know when they were put together, Cheng Xidong slept like a dead pig, and the snoring was still as annoying.

He Miao kicked for a while, Cheng Xidong didn't wake up, she could only get out of bed and wash herself.

When she came out, Cheng Xidong had already dressed and packed the necessary things for the trip on the bed.

"What's the matter with the bed?"

"You kept humming last night, it seems like you're having a nightmare again, I can't coax you no matter how I coax it, but you're making a lot of noise. ”

"Huh??"

He Miao couldn't believe it.

I was really sleepy last night, and I didn't have the energy to "act", do I really know how to talk in my sleep?

"Anyway, only when I hold you doesn't talk nonsense or cry. ”

"The bed was too small to sleep two people, so I removed the table at the head of the bed and put the two beds together. ”

"Oh. He Miao tried to recall, but there was nothing to gain.

Yesterday was probably so tired that she didn't know anything when she fell asleep.

When standing on the slope and waiting, for two consecutive days, He Miao and a group of uncles were in the same place, not far away, waiting for the bus of the local travel agency to pick them up.

It's a bit of an anomaly today.

There was an uncle who held half a fritter in his hand and walked up to He Miao and them.

"You're here for a tour, aren't you?"

The uncle's Northeast accent is too recognizable.

"Hmm. Cheng Xidong replied.

It's a man's socialization.

"Are you staying at this hotel?"

The uncle stuffed the last mouthful of fritters into his mouth, his hands were shiny and shiny, and he didn't wipe them for the time being, so he kept holding them and didn't put them down

I'm afraid of getting my clothes and pants dirty.

"Hmm. Cheng Xidong replied in the most concise word.

"Is it 204?"

He Miao dragged Cheng Xidong's arm and hid behind, and secretly looked at the uncle with surprised eyes.

Cheng Xidong didn't respond.

"Oh, I'll live downstairs from you. ”

The uncle's smile in order to alleviate the embarrassment only made the atmosphere even more awkward.

"We heard a woman's terrible cry yesterday, it seems to be coming from your floor, do you know what's going on?"

This uncle turned out to be here to inquire about gossip.

He Miao knew it in his heart.

I'm afraid that I cried too much last night, which made people misunderstand.

"What's wrong? Someone has been beaten or what's wrong, do you know?"

The uncle's eyes were "full of curiosity", staring like copper bells.

He Miao's head was full of black lines.

Is that exaggerated?

"You heard me wrong. ”

Cheng Xidong was very calm, with a "treacherous" face, and looked back at He Miao, smiling ill-intentionedly.

"Maybe a wild cat is in heat. ”

When He Miao heard Cheng Xidong's answer, he immediately stretched out his claws and twisted Cheng Xidong's hand.

"Really?" the eldest brother was a little disappointed.

"Anyway, yesterday when we were about to go out to watch a movie, we saw a gray cat on the windowsill barking all the time, and the movement was not small. ”

"Ah, that's it. ”

didn't ask the answer he wanted, and the uncle immediately turned around and went to find his "little friend".

Over there, his hands were clasped to his chest, and three pairs of eyes were staring at this side in embarrassment.

As the old saying goes, it's true that people are divided into groups.

The three buses will arrive in a while, and He Miao will run away with Cheng Xidong, for fear that he will not be able to squeeze in.

Three guided tours for three days.

This time it was a small, dark young male tour guide.

came up to advertise the 59 two bottles in his hand, the Pien Tze Huang pearl paste used by the mother of the country to entertain high-level foreign guests.

He Miao didn't ask for it, but she was very interested in the ammonia E gel that the tour guide came up to do sales and paved the way for everyone to coat in a flattering way.

The tour guide said that this thing has a miraculous effect on the soreness of the neck, and the neck and shoulder pain can be relieved immediately after applying it, and it is a liquid calcium supplement artifact.

He Miao applied it, and felt that the original stiff neck was obviously reduced, and the symptoms were reduced.

Tour guides with large bags of pearl cream, peddling in rows.

There were people in every row in front of them who bought it, but only He Miao's row was not moved.

The tour guide asked both sides with the well-packaged box, but no one paid attention to it, and immediately gave up and prepared to go back.

"Wait. He Miao stopped him.

"How many bottles of beauty do you want?"

Although he had already walked a few meters away, the guide was happy to turn back.

"What kind of cool blue dew did you just paint us, how can you sell it?"

When the tour guide heard He Miao's question, he instantly changed his official face.

"It's something I'm private, I can go to the pharmacy if I want to buy it. ”

"Do you have one at your local pharmacy?"

He Miao asked.

"Yes. ”

The tour guide was a little upset.

"Can you show me again?"

"Sorry, I don't have a hand. ”

"Tell me where it is, I'll get it for you. ”

Cheng Xidong said so, and the tour guide couldn't do anything.

"In the inside pocket of the jacket. ”

The tour guide was quite impatient.

Cheng Xidong slowly stood up and touched the tour guide's chest with one hand.

The tour guide subconsciously dodged back, Cheng Xidong had a long hand, and easily used his slender fingers to clip out what He Miao wanted.

When the things were in hand, He Miao took several photos of the "card wipe card rub", and returned it to Cheng Xidong to let him return to Zhao completely.

She immediately placed an order and bought two bottles in the form of a picture search on a certain treasure.

The destination to go to Tulou is really far from the city center.

I don't know how long they sat on the bus, He Miao and they even woke up twice.

The car drove more and more deflected, and it was close to 12 noon. When everyone in the car was tired and sleepy, the car finally stopped.

Many people, including He Miao, were happily preparing to get out of the car with their things, thinking that it had arrived.

At this time, the tour guide used his little microphone to ask everyone to hurry back to their original seats and sit down.

The crowd listened to the guide's arrangement and sat down again.

Unexpectedly, without any notice or foreshadowing, this conscientious tour guide directly stuffed an admission ticket and drove a carload of people off the bus like a sheep.

He Miao and Cheng Xidong never thought that the two of them spent a small 10,000 yuan on a luxury trip, but they were also reduced to the point where they needed to be forced to brainwash to buy things.

This is not the first time He Miao has experienced this kind of thing.

But like this without warning. It's the first time I've encountered it.

The tour guide's abnormal behavior aroused He Miao's vigilance at that time.

She got out of the car cautiously and pulled Cheng Xidong to follow the back of the large army.

I just want to see what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd.

Walk through long, narrow, winding glass display cases.

In front of each counter, there is a salesperson wearing a headset to introduce the product.

He Miao guessed eight or nine and ten.

At this time, the tour guide deliberately stopped for a long time with a large group, and had to wait until each salesperson had finished introducing him before going to the next location.

He Miao and the others were hungry and playing with their mobile phones, and they were all sleepy when they listened to it, and there were gradually dissatisfied voices in the crowd.

When a group of people were complaining and their endurance was reaching the limit, the tour guide led the large army forward.

The next venue is the "highlight" here.

entered a "small black room" again, and there was a smiling and sweet "young lady" standing inside, wearing a professional suit, which was obviously not in the same "batch" as the outside.

The tour guide repeated his old trick and drove everyone in.

He Miao and Cheng Xidong probed in outside the door, and saw a family inside, old and young, sitting on a small bench in a proper manner.

He Miao knew that there was fraud, so he stayed at the door and did not enter.

He Miao pulled Cheng Xidong and didn't move.

A vigorous shake of the head, meaning that something is wrong.

Cheng Xidong made a gesture of spreading his hands and threw himself into the net.

He Miao grabbed the door frame, unwilling, unable to stand the tour guide's inadvertent push, He Miao stumbled into the door, turned around to leave, and the door had already been locked by the tour guide.

There were more than thirty people below and the young lady in professional clothes standing in front, who kept the same numb expression and looked at He Miao.

He Miao "looked up to the sky and sighed", but in the end he couldn't escape.

She ran to the position next to Cheng Xidong and sat down, and asked Cheng Xidong with her eyes, "Why did you come in." ”

Cheng Xidong touched his chin and looked thoughtfully at the physical therapy magnet in the cup that had begun to fall in front of him, blowing the physiotherapy magnet in the cup, how miraculous the effect was, and even began to experiment, saying "little sister" who was spitting everywhere.

He Miao looked at Cheng Xidong's focused side face, and sighed in her heart, no matter how rational a man is, he will be brainless when he meets a good-looking woman.

"Who would like to come up and try the magic of our physiotherapy magnet?"

If you pay for it, there must be this process for you to experience and witness in person.

A few older uncles and aunts raised their hands very enthusiastically, so the biggest hidden danger of letting the elderly travel with a group is to be deceived.

Several uncles and aunts took turns to go up, according to the operation tips of this "little sister", put the so-called magical physiotherapy magnet in a cup of dirty water in the black lacquer Mawu, cover the cup lid and shake it three times, the water immediately became clear, everyone who came up exclaimed at this moment, and then under the warm prompt of the "little sister", the magnet in the cup was taken out with tweezers, and the "little sister" put it on a fixed white towel in front of him to wipe it dry, and then put it on the neck and shoulders to slowly rub it, and many people felt that the blood was smooth on the spot.

After this wave of operations, He Miao was even more sure that this was a liar, she pressed the edge of the bench with both hands, kept tapping with her fingers, thinking that she would record a video to leave evidence for a while, and go back to complain to the Consumer Association.

"Can I try it?"

He Miao was slightly stunned, and couldn't believe that Cheng Xidong had also been deceived.

She kept shaking her head at Cheng Xidong, signaling not to be impulsive.

Cheng Xidong's gaze didn't sweep He Miao at all.

He Miao stopped, thinking that you just waited to be deceived, big fool!!

"Little Sister" was slightly stunned.

For the first time in her many years of "cheating career", she met a young person so positively.

"I want to give it a try. Cheng Xidong reiterated his appeal again.

"Come, come, come. "Little Sister" beckoned to him and motioned for Cheng Xidong to come to the front.

Cheng Xidong looked serious, walked to the "little sister" without squinting, first picked up the cup and smelled it, then picked up the magnet and looked at it, put it in his hand and peeled it a few times, and then did it according to the requirements of the "test" just now, and also experienced the magnet physiotherapy project.

When the "little sister" asked Cheng Xidong how he felt, Cheng Xidong's inexplicably serious face bloomed with a comfortable smile.

He Miao sat up straight, looking at Cheng Xidong's expression, he estimated that he was going to do something big.

Sure enough, he opened his mouth lightly, and there was a thunder on the ground with one mouth, and the smile of the "little sister" on the side froze on his face.

"Your physiotherapy stone isn't as amazing as you say. ”

"Ahem, this gentleman can't say that. ”

He Miao looked at the "little sister"'s face was red and white, just like the Sichuan opera changing face, and burst out laughing.

"Your experiment is full of loopholes. ”

Cheng Xidong's next sentence is really ruthless.

He Miao secretly pinched the sweat for him, this is Ming Huang smashing the field on other people's turf.

"Before pouring the ink, your water itself contains a large amount of activated carbon, and if you don't put this magic magnet, it can clean itself if you shake the wall of the cup. ”

Cheng Xidong said and poured some ink into the "clear water", closed the lid, shook it a few times, and it was as clean as ever.

Whispers began to begin underneath.

"Secondly, you said that this magnet is in the part of the body that has a strain, and it will get hot if you roll it a few times, which is also nonsense. ”

Cheng Xidong looked up at everyone below, and He Miao felt that Cheng Xidong at this moment had the aura of a Mary Sue male protagonist.

"That magnet-wiping cloth on your desk has a lot of capsaicin on it, right?"

Cheng Xidong stared at the panicked eyes of the "little sister" with a pair of eagle eyes.

"At first, we thought that the cold feeling of contact was caused by the stone, but in fact, part of it was caused by capsaicin, and of course, it was this capsaicin that worked in the later stage. ”

"Am I right?"

He Miao really wanted to stand up at that moment and give Cheng Xidong a chirp, this reasoning ability, this level of observation, this logical analysis, Sodesne.

This is a drama version of Detective Conan.

What He Miao didn't expect was that this "little sister" was thick-skinned enough, and she had experienced a large-scale face slapping scene, and she could still not blush and her heart beat, so she asked Cheng Xidong to go down and proceed to the next link.

When Cheng Xidong came back, He Miao saw "the return of the king", and she pinched Cheng Xidong's shoulders and gave him a thumbs up.

Cheng Xidong smiled and pretended to be the coldness of the "great god".

The next link is to shout and sell things, which has obviously been debunked, and still sells according to the original rhetoric with high passion.

"Don't you really consider bringing a magnet belt, the original price is 968, the internal price of the travel agency is 368, and you can earn it if you buy it." ”

Seeing that the response below was not enthusiastic, "the young lady personally went down", lobbying one by one, and the feedback was waved again and again.

Here she is struggling to persuade a kind-faced grandmother to buy it, He Miao saw that she was pestering the old man to be really angry, and just about to "see the uneven sound pipe pipe", the granddaughter of the grandmother cried at once.

"Don't, don't, ah, I'm going out. ”

It's still child-real.

He Miao was happy.

This windowless, small and oppressive space, the echo is still relatively large, as soon as the child cries, the original chattering crowd is excited, and they all think that the "liar" is hurting the child.

The "little sister" was so innocent that she couldn't argue, and in the midst of everyone's gossip accusations, she made a phone call and asked someone to open the door.

After the big guy went out, the tour guide was not outside the door at all, and everyone ignored the staff's "good words and persuasion", and they all "escaped" from this "cannibalistic" place.

At noon on a sunny day, a group of people squatted in the open space, basking in the sun, waiting for the tour guide to take them away.

The tour guide didn't come until half past one, didn't say anything, got on the bus and counted the heads, collected the card according to the head, and started.

When going out, travelers are sometimes lambs to the slaughter, depending on the severity of the travel agency's knife.

If you fall into a trap and are pitted, you can't just endure it silently, dare to speak out, dare to complain, and similar things can become less and less.

There are many people who are collectively silenced, but if the "two hundred and five" behavior like Cheng Xidong is not imitated at will, it is likely to be beaten.

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