Chapter 32: The Zhongnin Exam Begins
"Hey, why are you so stupid, do you only learn mental methods? When it comes to skill kung fu, you're as stupid as a donkey. ”
Lewis, who had been completely convinced by Xiao Meng's set of combos, seriously learned the martial arts he had in the following days, and what he practiced now was a set of peerless martial arts recommended by Xiao Meng-Providence Sword Technique.
"You can't let me learn the sword just because I have condensed the Flame Knife, in fact, I think I might be a little talented with the sword. ”
"I'm just like you, you still want to learn the sword? Do you think I don't know the little Jiujiu in your heart, and you want to learn the twenty-three is the Sword of Destroying the Heaven and Earth, dream about it, Dugu Jiujian and Tianyu Qi Sword can make you stumble for a hundred years, and this set of swordsmanship for you is also directly aimed at Jindan's ......"
Speaking of this, Xiaomeng immediately closed her mouth, she had already realized that she had said the wrong thing, but soon she snorted out with a big grin: "That's right, the martial arts in the system are not only in the world, but also in the cultivation realm, I didn't tell you at the beginning I just wanted to slap you in the face, and now the crackling sound is really comfortable." ”
When he heard the word "Jindan", Lewiston's eyes lit up, because he had only obtained martial arts in the world, he felt that this system had no effect, but now it seems that the effect is a big drop.
In fact, even if there is no method of cultivating immortals, Lewis has completely figured it out, he is actually still very weak now, and those martial arts are indispensable on the road to growth, just like nine years of compulsory education, although a lot of the previous knowledge will not be learned again after going to college, and it will be completely abandoned after work, but that knowledge is only good for himself and there is no harm in it.
"It's still my own way, not everyone can become Saitama. ”
Lewis, who completely figured it out, hurriedly licked his face to please Xiaomeng, since he already had the "Providence Knife Method", then it would not run away, although he didn't learn it very well now, but he could ask for another book that was slightly inferior, so as to lay a foundation for himself.
At this moment, the voice of the system crossed the little dream again and remembered in his mind.
"Ding, it was detected that the host was scolded by Xiaomeng for 7 days and was not angry, and he also licked the dog in turn, this cheeky spirit was shocking and cried ghosts and gods, and a copy of "King Kong is not bad" was rewarded. ”
"Hahahaha!" As soon as the reward appeared, Xiaomeng was amused and laughed: ""Jiuyang Divine Skill" and "King Kong is not bad magical skill", it is a good match, a good match!"
"Aren't you afraid of pain? I'll practice this in the future, I should have thought of it a long time ago, what kind of sword technique to practice, as long as the defense points are full, I won't be afraid of being killed." ”
Ignoring Lewis's face, Xiao Meng laughed for a while before stopping: "Okay, okay, no kidding, I'm serious, I found that you practice the mind method quite quickly, and now there is not much time, you can make do with the practice first, and wait until the end of the Zhongnin exam before talking about anything else." ”
Xiaomeng's database is basically collected in novels and film and television works, so she also has some understanding of infinite streams, although she doesn't understand the difference between this reincarnation space, but it is similar when I think it is, and there should be time to arrange it after returning.
Time passes day by day, and with the arrival of Iairo and others, the Zhongnin exam is about to begin.
Looking at the smiling face of the pharmacist in front of him, Lewis couldn't help but pout: "I'm afraid this guy also knows some information, and he still pretends to be enthusiastic, so let him continue acting." ”
On the other side, Sakai has always had a dead face, this root ninja doesn't know how to communicate with people, and the three of them came to the examination room soon after signing to take the exam.
Lewis, who didn't want to cause trouble, stood there quietly and watched Sasuke, Li Luo, Hinata Ningji and others pretending to be forced, and after they had pretended to be enough, Shi Shiran entered the 201 examination room.
The plot is the same as the original, Yakushidou is still kind enough to send Naruto and them some information cards, and then, the pretentious Ninja Toth of the Otoshinobi Village suddenly launched an attack on Yakushidou.
Looking at his teammates who were squatting on the ground with broken glasses and vomiting, Lewis shrugged his shoulders: "Pretend, you just continue to pretend, why should a talent like you be a ninja, isn't it good to be an actor?"
It's just that his appearance is a little wrong in Naruto's eyes, the first battle with Shiro made Naruto in a fog, and Naruto, who was curious by nature, was just told by Kakashi not to ask too much, and at this time, seeing that he didn't care about his teammates' injuries, he couldn't help but scold loudly.
"Hey, Senior Dou is your teammate, why don't you react at all!"
"Uh......" Lewis, who was speechless when asked, felt a little embarrassed, so he had to turn his head to Sakai: "Why don't you help him get revenge?"
"Good. ”
A simple word, Sakai was still a little expressionless, and just as he was about to make a move, the examiners of the first exam finally appeared, ending the dispute, and the chief examiner was the interrogator, Morino Ibiki.
The next thing is nothing more than to preach some exam rules, what can't fight, be obedient, although it's full of threatening and ugly words, but that's roughly what it means.
The first of the middle ninja exams is the written test, which seems to be a test of some strange knowledge points, but in fact, it is just to see their cheating ability, as well as the consciousness of being a ninja, Lewis, who knows the direction of the plot, sneered, wrote his name on the paper and fell asleep.
"That guy, what's going on!"
Senai Bixi was confessed to Lewis to focus on whether he really came to participate in the training, and was going to pay most of his attention to him, but the examiner did not expect him to sleep in the examination room, and years of interrogation experience told him that this kid was really asleep.
Fortunately, Lewis didn't snore, and Ibiki didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to pay attention to the examination room, this time the average quality of the Zhongnin exam was extremely high, so he couldn't help but nodded, as time passed, 45 minutes came quickly, and the crucial tenth question was also time to preach.
"Now it's the tenth question, do you take this question or not?"
"If you don't take the test, you and your team will be out immediately, and if you take the test, once you answer incorrectly, you will never be able to participate in the middle ninja test. ”
This serious voice woke Lewis from his sleep, he had long known that as long as he chose the test, he would definitely pass, although he didn't write a word, but he didn't worry that he would fail.
Thinking of this, Lewis couldn't help but stretch his waist and muttered a little boringly: "I don't know what those who abstain think, the strongest is always the lower ninja, just like the strongest in the Saint Seiya is always bronze." ”
His indifferent look made Ibiki look unhappy, and he just felt that this guy didn't have the consciousness of being a ninja at all, but he didn't embarrass him, and if he deliberately targeted someone, it would be difficult to convince the public.
As people kept raising their hands to abstain, there were soon only 26 squads left in the examination room, with a total of 78 people, and Naruto jumped up in excitement when Ibiki announced that everyone had passed.
But he had just shouted happily, and Ibiki pointed at Lewis: "But you, and your squad, are eliminated!"
This result made Lewis stunned, but he quickly reacted, obviously this guy saw himself sleeping and aimed at himself, and immediately retorted loudly: "Because I sleep?"
"That's right, you treat this exam as a child's play, and you don't have the consciousness of being a ninja at all, so naturally you don't have the qualifications to pass!"
"That's because I've seen you through!"
Lewis, who had already thought of his words, stepped on the table, pointed at Mori Naibi and yelled: "Your little trick can still deceive these children, but it has no effect on me, I have already predicted your prediction, so I slept in the examination room." ”
"But you didn't write a question, you are 0 points!"
"Naruto didn't write a single question!"
The two of them went back and forth with each other, and soon pulled Naruto, which made Ibiki stunned, and hurriedly walked over to check Naruto's scroll, which turned out to be really white, and his face couldn't help but look ugly.
"Uncle, I don't believe you dare to eliminate the protagonist. ”
Lewis was smug in his heart, and suddenly found that Sasuke's team was all looking at him with murderous faces, which made him shrink his neck.
"It seems that this kid is sleeping on the surface, but in fact he knows the situation in the examination room very well, and even hides it from my eyes, this ability to gather information is really first-class. ”
Now either they will be eliminated from both squads, or they will both pass, Ibiki thought for a moment and waved his hand: "You all passed." ”
Just as his voice fell, the examiner of the second exam, the bold Mitarai Red Bean, rushed in, and put out cruel words with an arrogant face.
"Why do these people like to pretend so much?"
Lewis, who was a little bored, complained silently, and after the red bean crackled, he finally followed her to the Forest of Death.
"Come on, if you are not afraid of life and death, sign this consent form. ”
The rules of the second exam are that each of the 26 squads is divided into half, 13 of them hold the Book of Heaven, and the other 13 hold the Book of Earth.
After watching a passionate conversation between Red Bean and Orochimaru, Lewis hurriedly signed, he only had one idea, that is, to rush to the destination at full speed, and then intercept the other teams on the way, as long as it is not my Airo's team, he is confident that he will be invincible, even if he meets Hinata Ningji, he will definitely have a chance to escape.
It's just that the only concern is that this guy is Yakushidou, and I hope he won't go to Naruto to pretend to be a good guy again.
"Cuties, please cherish your life. ”
In the somewhat sickly voice of the red bean, the gates of the Forest of Death finally opened.