Chapter 280: The Third Prince's Red Envelope
Over there, the four old smokers were swallowing clouds and spitting fog, and Lu Yifan's mobile phone suddenly vibrated violently.
Well?
Could it be that there are new immortals joining the group?
Do you want to get a red envelope again?
Lu Yifan hurriedly opened the Heavenly Court chat group, only to hear a loud background music sound.
Lei Gong: "Who is this, you still have your own background music when you join the group?"
Electric mother: "Hurry up and tell me who you are, don't put it there and pretend!"
Erlang God: "You also have the name of 'mysterious beautiful boy', why don't you go to heaven! Hey, no, it seems that this is ...... in heaven."
Wen Quxing: "I don't care who you are or what your name is, anyway, if you don't send a red envelope for a while, I'll write an article to scold you!"
Mysterious Boy: "The time to witness the miracle is coming soon!Music!"
After the background music, I heard a ghost crying wolf singing.
"It's him, it's him, it's him, it's him! Our friend Xiao Nezha is him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him.Young hero, little Nezha~~~~"
Wu Quxing: "Okay, you just say that you are the third prince of Nezha!"
Roaring Sky Dog: "Wang! Hold back people and ask for money to sing, third prince, you sing so badly! It's so ugly, Ben Wang can't listen to it anymore!!"
"He is higher than ~, the sky is higher~.He is higher than ~, the sea is bigger~ah~.Fighting demons~, bravely descending ghosts.Young hero, it is little Nezha~~."
After singing, Nezha proudly said in the group: "Where is the applause?
As a result, a group of immortals collectively sent expressions of contempt and throwing rotten eggs.
Nezha: "Wow, everyone actually likes me to sing so much, since that's the case, then I'll do another song!"
I'll go, this third prince of Nezha is also thick-skinned!
Singing is so ugly, I have to sing!
Erlang God: "Stop! There will be an opportunity to sing in the future! Newcomers join the group, old rules, send red envelopes!"
Wen Quxing: "Yes!
Wu Quxing: "Who likes to listen to you sing if you don't give out red envelopes?"
Electric mother: "Only with red envelopes can I be motivated to listen to you sing!"
The immortals collectively begged for red envelopes, and the third prince of Nezha said very happily: "Red envelopes are a must! This prince recently slaughtered a top-level immortal beast, so I will send its body to you!"
Hades: "Wow, top immortal beast! If you eat the flesh of this immortal beast, you will definitely be able to increase your cultivation a lot!"
Lei Gong: "The immortal beast killed by the third prince must be extraordinary! I guess it must be a super immortal beast like a 10,000-year-old Rui beast or a golden roar, right?"
Marshal Tianpeng: "it! If you can grab the inner pill of this immortal beast, your cultivation will increase by at least 100,000 years!"
Erlang God: "What the hell is it?
Nezha: "Haha, what a rui beast, what a golden retriever roar, the one I killed is much stronger than all of them!"
Immortal beasts!
Lu Yifan's eyes widened, and he looked excited.
This is a legendary existence comparable to an immortal, even if it is a dead body, if you can grab a piece, it will be big!!
Lu Yifan immediately dropped everything else in his hand, only held his mobile phone, and concentrated on grabbing the red envelope.
Swish!
After waiting for a while, the red envelope was finally sent out.
Lu Yifan stretched out his hand and poked.
"Congratulations, I grabbed Nezha's red envelope and got a dragon whip from the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea, which has been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn and used. ”
Seeing the prompt message, Lu Yifan was confused.
Didn't you say fairy beasts?
How did you become the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea?
The immortals who grabbed the red envelope saw that it was the body of the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea, and they were all shocked into a cold sweat.
The Heavenly Court chat group also blew up.
Erlang God: "I'll go, Nezha, you're looking for death! I actually went to the East China Sea and killed the son of the dragon king!"
Roaring Sky Dog: "I don't want this red envelope, I'll give it back to you in private chat." ”
Lei Gong: "I don't want it either, if the Dragon King of the East China Sea knows, then he won't kill me!"
The gods and immortals chatted privately and returned the red envelope to Nezha.
Lu Yifan is also entangled!
This thing is good, it's just too hot!
If he really provokes the Dragon Lord, how can he afford the anger of his old man as a mere mortal!
But this is the flesh of the Dragon King's Crown Prince!
It's a shame to just go back like that, right?
Nezha: "Cut, a bunch of cowards! This is the body I left behind during that troubled sea thousands of years ago." Guanyin Bodhisattva has already restored the body of this guy. ”
Erlang God: "I'll go, don't you say it earlier!"
Howling Dog: "Give me back the dragon's thighs!! I'm going to stew the dragon's legs tonight!"
Electric mother: "Woo woo, third prince, can you give me back the red envelope?"
Lei Gong: "Third prince, I listen to you sing, you can return the red envelope to me!"
All the immortals regretted that their intestines were blue.
Nezha said: "Regret it? It's too late! Hmph, I'll go to Guanghan Palace to find Sister Chang'e to ask for singing skills, you will regret it!"
Lu Yifan grabbed his mobile phone and laughed wildly in his heart!
Hahahaha, fortunately, Lao Tzu hesitated and didn't return the red envelope!
Tsk, Dragon Prince's Dragon Whip!
Lu Yifan hurriedly opened the Treasure Pavilion, only to see a huge stick inside, shining with golden light.
This is more than two meters long and thicker than the body of a strong human man, and it is simply the legendary "humanoid giant bird"!
Lu Yifan could even see the raised green tendons on this golden dragon whip, and the blood inside was still circulating and flowing!
Through the screen, Lu Yifan could feel how terrifying this dragon whip was.
"If I eat this thing...... My tintin isn't going to be more than a meter long......"
When Lu Yifan thought of this, he shuddered.
It's not a good thing that Tintin can be wrapped around a belt!
How many girls would have to be scared to death!
Lu Yifan was a little dumbfounded at this time.
He wants to eat dragon meat, but he doesn't want to gnaw on the dragon whip!
Isn't this tantamount to giving the Dragon Prince in disguise, mouth?
"What the hell is this thing for? Lu Yifan muttered.
"The Dragon Whip of the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea: The Dragon Whip of the Top Immortal Beast, the Absolute Strength to the Yang, after eating, it will completely explode all the aphrodisiacs in the world, which can cure any male disease and enhance the strength of the body. ”
it!
The dragon whip is worthy of the dragon whip, hanging into a horse...... Oh no, hang into a dragon!
Although I can't gnaw the dragon whip, I can cut it and make it into pills or medicinal wine or something, and it will definitely blow up what Viagra, Indian god oil and the like.
And it strengthens the body......
Lu Yifan estimated that if this thing is eaten, no matter how it is, it will be able to become a mortal without any cultivation, and the strength of the physical body will be increased to the true qi realm!
Of course, Lu Yifan didn't dare to try this thing himself, in case he ate a bite and killed himself, it would be more than worth the loss.