Chapter 11 The Survival Test Can't Be Done
Two weeks after the last time the two met, Cangshan proposed to watch a movie together.
He Miao was busy with the reception task, and he didn't see the agreed time clearly before he sent a "hmm".
By the time she found out that there was a conflict in time, the other party's movie tickets had already been bought.
He Miao didn't want to waste other people's time for the second time because of his own reasons, and he lost his interest.
Cangshan bought "Chasing the Dragon 2" at half past six on Friday afternoon.
There are Leung Jiahui, Louis Koo, and the male god of Hong Kong films, and He Miao mentioned that he wanted to see this film early on.
It's a pity that He Miao worked overtime until more than five o'clock this Friday.
What's even more unfortunate is that the sales manager of a branch saw an opportunity to let his young apprentice send He Miao home.
He Miao excused himself several times, but the other party's intention to match was obvious and his attitude was tough, He Miao couldn't pull down his face, and finally had to accept it.
The manager even drove to the door of the house by himself, handed over the car keys to the apprentice, and told him to send He Miao home safely, and joked that he would go to his mother-in-law's house for the first time and buy something later.
This apprentice, with a bright smile, should all be inherited. After all, those who are engaged in sales will look at people's faces, and they will be people in a round.
This leader is quite competent!" He Miao thought to himself, but now is not the time to think about this at all.
For the next part of the journey, there were only two people in the car, He Miao and this "little brother".
Although He Miao looks younger than this apprentice, he is actually a full year older than the others.
may also be nervous, after asking He Miao's specific address, after opening the mobile phone navigation, he opened the car window and let the whirring cold wind blow in.
After a while, he closed the window and asked He Miao, "Are you cold?"
He Miao replied absentmindedly: "It's okay." ”
Then he rolled down the window again and opened it faster and faster.
He Miao grabbed his phone and stared at the time that was slowly beating on the screen, calculating in his heart the time when he would get home and take a taxi again.
Therefore, it is easy to understand how cold the dialogue between He Miao and the "little brother" is.
When I arrived at the gate of the community, it was already 6:25, and He Miao estimated that he would not be able to catch up. She quickly got out of the car and said a "thank you!"
didn't turn his head back, just carried all kinds of things and rushed into the community.
There was no chance for this "little brother" to carry his bag and recognize the door.
When I got home, I put my things away, and the clock in the living room was pointing to 30. He Miao thought that he wouldn't be able to catch up with the opening anyway, so it was better to make up for the foundation, change his clothes, and go decently. So it took another 20 minutes.
He Miao went out and did ink. Like most girls, she is very slow to prepare for the door, but others take a long time to choose clothes because of makeup, but He Miao is looking for things.
He Miao has been a "pacesetter" since she was a child, and even the junior high school homeroom teacher directly judged that the reason why she was not good at math was that when the teacher was talking about the topic, she was looking for the paper, and then she kept finding the paper to finish. When she was in elementary school, Miao Da Mei also prepared a dozen red scarves at home for He Miao to lose.
Now that he has grown up, He Miao would definitely be late if he hadn't taken all the things he had to go to work the next day, including the clothes he wanted to wear and his work badge, and put them together.
But for this temporary decision, He Miao did not make any preparations in advance. She was so confused that she even searched for the headphones she had placed on the table as soon as she came back for 10 minutes, and decided to look for the house key for a long time before going out.
In response to the problem that He Miao is difficult to go out and slow to go out, Cheng Xidong's solution in the future is to have a video call with He Miao and find things together during the time period near He Miao Community and waiting for He Miao to go downstairs. In this way, on the one hand, he will not feel bored waiting while sitting in the car, and on the other hand, it can mainly play a role in urging He Miao.
As for He Miao, he just stupidly thought that there was someone to accompany him to find it faster.
When He Miaoren arrived, it was already half past seven, and the movie was halfway over, and the mobile phones of the people waiting for her were out of battery.
He Miao looked at the time on his phone, bowed his head and said apologetically, "I'm sorry".
"Are you still watching the movie?" the other party put away his phone and didn't say anything.
"I've put half of it, so let's not watch it. ”
"Let's go have a meal first. ”
"I've eaten it, haven't you eaten it?"
He Miao was not very willing to eat together. Last time, He Miao took the initiative to ask because he didn't want to owe others.
If you eat this meal today, the other party will definitely ask for it, and it will be unclear, and I already owe the favor of watching the movie.
"I came at one o'clock in the afternoon and haven't eaten yet. ”
He Miao's guilt deepened when he heard this.
"It doesn't matter, forget it after you eat it, and I'll eat it when I go home. ”
"But ... He Miao still didn't think it was good.
"Oops, it's okay. You think about what you can do without watching movies. Looking at the other party's smiling face, He Miao wanted to speak again and again, and finally nodded embarrassedly.
"Let's go to the popular bookstore. ”
"Okay, you can go wherever you want. ”
"Hmm!"
At the mention of the bookstore, He Miao was happy.
He Miao is a little book lover, she likes to read books very much, she reads all novels, wild histories, and biography documentaries. The biggest dream is that the house can fit the same style as the murder in Detective Conan's library, that is, a wall is a bookshelf, and the shelves are full of books. She longed for a study surrounded by books, but her wallet wouldn't allow it.
When He Miao was happy, his steps were light, bouncing like a little elk, shuttling between the bookshelves, climbing up and down.
She is very serious about looking for books, she will squat in the bottom row to read it, and on the top floor, she will stand on the edge of the bottom layer, standing on tiptoe and trying to read.
But today, when she wants to get a book and can't reach it, the person standing behind will automatically take it down for her and hand it to her, after all, she is not tall in vain.
"Thank you. He Miao got down from the bookshelf, turned around to express his gratitude, and lowered his head to study the book seriously.
Although the bookstore is not allowed to open new books, there are still many things that can be found from the outside.
He Miao looked at the content introduction, and after reading it, the famous artist felt that the book was not bad, so he took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the cover.
Then I searched with pictures and found that there are many cheaper genuine versions on the Internet than this.
"That's a good idea. ”
"The poor have a way for the poor. ”
He Miao motioned for the other party to put the book back in its place and continued to look for the next target.
"Do you usually read?" He Miao asked softly with his hands behind his back, his eyes were not idle, and he quickly swept the rows of books.
"I don't read much, my dad likes to read. He likes to read books on military history. ”
"Yes, I like to read books from the Republic of China recently, what Duan Qirui, Xu Shuzheng, Huang Jinrong, Du Yuesheng, it's interesting. ”
He Miao suddenly became excited.
"Then you can talk to my dad more in the future, he knows a lot more than I know. ”
He Miao was speechless: Can I talk to your father?
"And what do you know?"
"I know that the general who was imprisoned by Chiang Kai-shek is called Jacky Cheung. ”
He Miao almost vomited blood.
"Are you sure your name is Jacky Cheung??"
"Well, that doesn't seem right. ”
"Oh, Jacky Cheung sings, just sings stupid kids. ”
"It's Andy Lau who sings stupid children, and Jacky Cheung sings goodbye. ”
"Oh, yes, yes, yes. When He Miao said this, the other party was very embarrassed.
"I was in a hurry and I was mistaken. He rubbed his head embarrassedly.
"There is also a general named Zhang Xueliang, his father's name is Zhang Zuolin, he is a warlord of the Feng family, and he died in the Huanggutun incident planned by Ningci in Gangcun. Zhang Xueliang was imprisoned along with a general named Yang Hucheng, and this incident was called the Xi'an Incident, isn't it in the history textbooks?
He Miao can't bear this kind of behavior of confusing the names of historical events and figures, and he must seriously popularize it clearly.
"It's been a long time since I've been exposed to it, I've almost forgotten it, and I'm not very interested in it. ”
He was honest and sincere.
In the future, this is also a very uncomfortable point for He Miao.
Cheng Xidong's performance is too "real", and in layman's terms, he has no desire to survive at all.
If he thinks it's not good-looking, he says it's not good-looking, and if he thinks it's boring, he resolutely won't accompany you, and it's useless to grind hard bubbles.
The only thing that comforted He Miao was that he would never lie to her.
But you must not do a survival test.
He Miao really did it, and she was depressed for a long time.
She asked Cheng Xidong, "If there is a beautiful woman with white skin and beautiful legs and big breasts sitting on your lap, will you have a physiological reaction?"
Cheng Xidong thought for a while and replied to He Miao: "Yes." ”
He Miao was so angry that she almost dropped her phone.
Someone else's boyfriend
The king-rank will answer "You?"
The silver rank replied, "There is no other woman besides you who can sit on my lap." ”
Even Bronze knew and said, "No." ”
He Miao was so angry that he was going to die, but Cheng Xidong still didn't have any waves.
Finally, when He Miao had a second mobile phone, she had evil thoughts in her head.
This second mobile phone is an old user who spends about 200 yuan per month and has not changed his number for three years in order to give back to the mobile business hall.
When He Miao walked out of the business hall, she registered a new WeChat account with a new number, and specially chose an avatar of an Internet celebrity beauty and named it Cola.
She took out her old phone, found Cheng Xidong's WeChat name, searched for it with her new account, and sent a verification message.
The old number was a male gender, in order to block the group group advertising for cosmetics, clothes and shoes.
The new number is different, she chose a woman, packaged it a little, and pretended to send two dynamics, after all, this is a bait.
Her plan is to use this new number to pretend to be a young lady to tease Cheng Xidong and see how Cheng Xidong reacts.
This is called a loyalty test online.
But He Miao waited left and right, but he didn't see Cheng Xidong adding a new number, and He Miao used the new number to send a few more verification messages, but there was still no movement.
He Miao was anxious.
She used her old number to send a message to Cheng Xidong, "Where are the people?"
"In. "It's still a second back.
"A friend of mine has something to add to you, you hurry up and get through. ”
"Which friend, what are you doing with me?"
"Oh, you add it, why are there so many problems? I know her very well, so I won't hurt you. ”
"If you don't add it, what if it's a liar?"
"Oops, not a liar. ”
"How can it be a liar?" He Miao didn't expect that the first step would be so difficult, this test was really not easy.
Cheng Xidong sent a screenshot.
He Miao clicked on the circle of friends who pretended to be sent by herself.
"This person, there are only these two dynamics, isn't it strange that these two days have passed?"
"Then maybe she deleted all the previous stories because of something. He Miao made the last struggle.
Who knew that Cheng Xidong sent another screenshot in a row.
Above is the software prompt "This account is abnormal. ”
"Abnormal your sister, this is my trumpet!!" He Miao finally couldn't hold it back.
"You trumpet?"
"I went to the mobile business hall a few days ago to get a new mobile phone, and with a new number, I applied for a small number with the new number. I wanted to test you with a trumpet, but who knew that you didn't add me for a few days, and I'm so angry!"
He Miao broke the jar and fell, and the bamboo tube poured the beans and poured them all away.
"Oh, I don't usually add strangers. Even if I know that Cheng Xidong's performance is still flat.
He Miao wrote and directed a big drama, but the problem was that the box office was dismal. The only audience didn't even have the desire to buy tickets.
"You can add my trumpet. He Miao was a little sad.
"Okay. ”
After passing the verification, Cheng Xidong sent a screenshot.
This is the chat interface of Cheng Xidong and He Miao's trumpet.
There is a row of red tips above: Please pay attention to verify the identity of the other party and beware of scams. Finally, there are two blue words: complaints.
"Beware of scams. Cheng Xidong sent it again.
He Miao felt that Cheng Xidong's behavior was simply a "snap" in the face.
It's like even the system is against her.
Later, when He Miao invited his trumpet to join the "Passionate Night Talk" group and "present" the above content, the other three people spoke in unison.
"He Miao, it's Grandpa Yuan Longping who has eaten you too much. ”
"Yes, He Miao, this kind of survival desire test is to ask for steel to add blockage, you have been too idle recently. ”
"If you really don't think the steel behaves satisfactorily, just give it a beating. ”
He Miao agrees with Mr. Ling: "It's good to take a beating." "This suggestion.
Since then, Comrade Cheng Xidong has always felt that his ears are not very symmetrical by He Miao.