Chapter 26: Cheng Xidong's "Anti-Guest-oriented"

He Miao, who has been bubbling pink bubbles for a few days, is like a shy little daughter-in-law, waiting for Cheng Xidong to "come to the door to kiss" every day, but Cheng Xidong is Liu Xia Hui, "sitting still", and being honest and terrible.

He Miao also bought popping bead incense pills, and I also bought breath fresheners, three meals a day, eating and spraying all at once, waiting, waiting, waiting, but there was no movement.

He Miao was anxious and prepared to "take the initiative".

"Shall I give you a gift tomorrow morning?"

After being together, at the request of He Miao, Cheng Xidong had to wait for He Miao at the gate of the community early in the morning, send He Miao to the designated place, and then He Miao took a colleague's hitchhiker and rushed to the company together.

In fact, this is very inconvenient for Cheng Xidong.

The company of two people is one south and one north.

To send He Miao, Cheng Xidong has to get up half an hour earlier than in the past every day.

Correspondingly, He Miao can settle his mind and go out half an hour later.

At first, Cheng Xidong "resisted", and he repeatedly emphasized that no matter how early or late he went to bed every day, as long as he got up too early, he would not be energetic.

He Miao was "sensible" at the beginning, she just asked for pick-up and drop-off "every once in a while", and Cheng Xidong could occasionally have a "little lazy sleep" until seven o'clock.

Slowly, the "taste" has changed.

He Miao's so-called "It's okay", "Don't pick up", "You go", should be understood in reverse, it should be "related", "I want to pick up", "You will arrive immediately, otherwise the old lady will be angry".

How can Cheng Xidong understand this, after five, six, seven or eight times, He Miao "had a seizure".

The way is also very simple and crude, that is, "not a word" all day, like "radio silence".

She waited for Cheng Xidong to find out by herself, and came to the door to "make a deep review".

How do you know that people still regard this as He Miao's "sensible".

There was no movement all day.

I had to get home from work at eight or nine o'clock in the evening, and when I tried to talk to He Miao, He Miao's "dissatisfaction" could be taken seriously.

At this time, He Miao himself has experienced from dissatisfaction in the morning, to anger at noon, to resentment in the afternoon, and then to "the world is not worth it" at night. Voice disconnection is inevitable.

Cheng Xidong sent it twice, but it didn't get through.

Go home for dinner with peace of mind.

In his judgment, He Miao didn't answer either sleeping or having something, and he couldn't think of the third point at all.

The next day there was exactly the same situation, he was just a little strange, and left a message to He Miao, "Have you been so busy these two days?"

Of course, He Miao didn't reply.

She sat at her workstation and secretly wrote the words "Cheng Xidong" on waste paper with a pen, which was unrecognizable with a pen, and the initial letter "SZN" was used on the side to refer to "dead straight man".

After Cheng Xidong left a message to He Miao, he sneezed several times on the way to the workshop, he touched his nose and prepared to go back from the workshop site to drink more hot water.

Three days later, on the weekend, Cheng Xidong finally noticed something unusual, because he found that He Miao completely ignored him, Baba drove to He Miao's downstairs, Baba sent some messages, Baba looked at the floor of He Miao's house, and didn't dare to go up.

One of He Miao's houses is leaning against the outside of the road, and Cheng Xidong stands on the curb of the road and looks into the distance, and can see the movement of her bedroom windows and balcony.

He just sent a message and looked up in the direction of the eighth floor, the security uncle of the community, the cleaning aunt and Ah Huang, kept staring at him in three places not far away, he couldn't stand being stared at by three pairs of eagle eyes, and ran back to the car.

"The awareness of prevention in your community is too high, I'll take a look in the direction of your house, and the two of you will take my anti-thief defense. ”

Cheng Xidong couldn't help but tell He Miao about the "grievances" in his heart.

Although He Miao didn't reply, the interface of the mobile phone was always open in the box of the conversation with Cheng Xidong, and she quietly watched Cheng Xidong "perform" without saying a word, until she saw this, she couldn't help it.

"How obscene your behavior is, even dogs have stepped up their guard. ”

Cheng Xidong's happy heart "burst into tears".

"You've finally got back to me, Grandma. ”

"Hmph, I'll spare you this time, and I want you to look good next time. ”

So He Miao happily went downstairs and ate a large plate of chicken, and the matter turned the page.

Cheng Xidong was inexplicably "snubbed" for three days, and he didn't dare to put forward his opinion.

After that, his "maneuver reaction" speed has been significantly improved, and his sensitivity has also improved, once He Miao ignores him one day, he confirmed that he was angry, and he ran to He Miao's house again and again to wait.

I pick up work on weekdays and eat on days off.

The mouth is stupid, the brain is stupid, and the feet can only be sharp.

Whether it is caused by subjective or objective factors, this "despicable" means makes Cheng Xidong "willingly" pick up He Miao, rain or shine, even if he takes turns off on Saturday, the "biological clock" will remind him that the time to pick up He Miao is up.

It's really a Jitter M attribute.

He Miao told Cheng Xidong that he had a gift for him this day, on the one hand, he wanted to realize the "little pink bubble" in his heart, and on the other hand, he also threw the "bait" that Cheng Xidong could come to pick him up at work.

At the beginning, she wanted to use this kind of "coaxing" method, but after two or three days, she found that this difficulty factor was too high, and it was impossible to use it for a long time.

Cheng Xidong showed great interest in the gift He Miao was going to give the next morning, he talked to himself and guessed dozens of possibilities, He Miao said "no", and before going to bed, Cheng Xidong finally guessed, "It won't be a data cable, right? ”

"You're so short of a data cable, I'll buy you one in two days, big brother. He Miao finished the last one, rolled her eyes, lifted the quilt to sleep, and the little excitement and nervousness in her heart for tomorrow went to most of it.

In the morning, He Miao got up at 5:40.

Brushing his teeth, washing his face, bathing and washing his hair, "the project is huge", all over, He Miao also put on foundation, put on lipstick, sprayed his favorite orange perfume, wore a long skirt carefully selected the night before, and sprayed several breaths of air freshener before going out.

Anyway, the first kiss, He Miao was still a little excited when he thought about it.

When he was about to arrive near Cheng Xidong's car, He Miao stopped, took out the cigarette popping pills in his pocket, poured them in a panic, and stuffed them into his mouth regardless of it.

In the winter, no matter how warm He Miao was, there was a strong heart-penetrating coldness that spread from the mouth to the throat, to the stomach, and the last stream of brain rushed to the brain.

Maybe He Miao was the first person to eat this thing and eat it until his brain was cold.

She didn't dare to open her mouth when she was holding back in such pain, her mouth was even colder, and she didn't dare to breathe, so she rushed to Cheng Xidong's car, opened the door and sat down.

The space in the car was small, Cheng Xidong was still on the heater, He Miao breathed a long sigh of relief, but the stamina of this "sugar" was enough for her to slow down.

"Where's the gift?" Cheng Xidong looked at He Miao, left and right, and looked around curiously.

He Miao didn't expect to go straight to the topic as soon as she came up, she hadn't slowed down yet, her mouth didn't dare to open too much, for fear that the air would go in and her heart would be cold, and she said vaguely, "Wait for Yi Mu".

"What's wrong with you?" Cheng Xidong looked at her with a twisted eyebrow.

"What's uncomfortable?"

He Miao stared at Cheng Xidong's movements, and when he leaned over to him slightly, he saw the opportunity, regardless of it, grabbed his collar, and slammed his mouth in his magnified disbelief eyes.

But she forgot that both of them wore glasses.

Before the mouth was touched, the glasses had a strong "metal impact".

After He Miao found out about the problem, he didn't care about it, and kissed hard, looking like he would not give up if he didn't kiss him.

However, the two glasses are the Milky Way of the nine heavens, and they forcibly block the "way".

Cheng Xidong struggled, shouting "Glasses!"

He Miao's hand shifted from tugging at his collar to pinching his face with one hand, and the strength was not small, and soon his face was distorted and deformed.

He Miao's "obsession" is too deep, completely ignoring the surrounding environment and the development trend, Cheng Xidong was frightened by He Miao's formation, but he was still sober.

"He Miao has someone!!"

When he said this, Cheng Xidong took a lot of effort to pull He Miao, who was almost completely lying on top of him, down.

He Miao was a little upset as if he had drunk two taels of liquor, and as soon as he sat back in the passenger seat, he saw an uncle riding a three-wheeled man in front of him swaying past the car, and at the moment of intersection, he also lowered his head and looked at the window where the two of them were several times.

It was only then that He Miao began to blush to her neck, like a cooked shrimp.

"Are you alright? ”

After this episode in the morning, the atmosphere in the car was awkward.

After the battle just now, He Miao didn't feel cold in his mouth and brain for a long time, but he was hot everywhere.

She kept her head down, really trying to find a crack in the ground.

She didn't say anything, her mind was thinking that she would never buy anything mint-flavored again.

"What time do you get off work at night? I'll pick you up. ”

When he arrived at the place, Cheng Xidong asked He Miao.

He Miao lowered her head and still didn't make a sound.

"Send me a message when you're ready to get off work, and I'll pick it up. ”

"I'm leaving?"

He looked at He Miao.

"I'm really leaving. ”

He waited for He Miao to give a reaction.

"Oh. ”

At half past five in the afternoon, the two met again.

Cheng Xidong knew that He Miao was ashamed and never mentioned the morning.

It's just that on the way to send He Miao home, he deliberately drove the car to a place where he could usually wait for He Miao to go downstairs for a long time.

There are trees, there are not many cars and people coming and going, and the street lights are dim.

He Miao didn't pay attention to these at all, she seriously licked the strawberry ice cream that Cheng Xidong had just bought for her, and smiled.

As long as there is something to eat, He Miao can throw all his troubles and unhappiness out of the clouds.

Miao Da beauty has never lacked He Miao in terms of food and clothing, especially in eating.

I'm afraid that one day, He Miao will run away with others for a piece of cake.

Cheng Xidong looked at He Miao's small appearance, showed a knowing smile, and "touched his head to kill" as usual.

He Miao got used to it, and he still ate happily.

He Miao, who ate the key part, was pulled into Cheng Xidong's arms before he could react, and his glasses were also removed. Then He Miao felt two pieces of warm and damp things sticking up.

He Miao knew what this meant, and subconsciously puffed out his cheeks and pouted.

Cheng Xidong closed his eyes like this, and opened his mouth to prepare for a French deep kiss after kissing.

The idea is beautiful, the practice is cruel.

In fact, neither of them has much experience, and they inevitably have to "fight" tooth to tooth.

There is no way to have in-depth communication.

During this period, whether Cheng Xidong deviated his head or He Miao deviated his head, no matter how many times the angle and orientation were adjusted, it was still the same result, but what remained unchanged was that the two of them fell off "Harazi" forever.

This sense of experience is not as pink and beautiful as idol dramas, He Miao pushed Cheng Xidong away after trying it a few times.

"What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, it's not the same as I thought. ”

He Miao "thoughtfully" swept the little ice cream left in the box, and then took his things and prepared to get out of the car.

"Where are you going?"

"Go home, it's not early, Miao Da asked the beauty. ”

He Miao showed the mobile phone interface to Cheng Xidong.

"Oh, then you go back early and rest, and I'll pick you up tomorrow morning. ”

"Oh. ”

A few days later, He Miao received an "unbelievable" "gift" from Cheng Xidong.

It's like a human mouth, and there is a caption next to it.

"What do you mean?"

He Miao didn't understand the deep meaning.

"It's written, it's a dental diagram. ”

"Why are you showing me this? ”

"Didn't you think the experience was bad last time, I think it's because we are both novices, and we have to learn to have good results. ”

Cheng Xidong said "justifiably".

"This can also be academic research??" He Miao was shocked.

"Yes, anything new has to be learned at the beginning, and it must be combined with practice. ”

"Oh. ”

He Miao was stupid and didn't know that Cheng Xidong's focus was on "practicing real exercises".

"I'll pick you up after work, let's learn and progress together!"

"Oh. ”

In this round, Cheng Xidong was "anti-guest-oriented".