All they came up with was the dance of the basketball team, the theme song of one of the most popular idol auditions.

Mr. Xiao made his debut in the C position with a unanimous vote.

Teacher Xiao, who was calm on weekdays, finally couldn't help but burst out: "You didn't say you had to dance." ”

"Temporary decision, Mr. Xiao, if you skip, our college won't have to worry about the enrollment rate next year. ”

I said before that Xiao Fan had won a good ranking in the college selection competition, although he was already angry, but Xiao Fan's super talk still has more than a dozen live fans checking in every day.

plagiarized the slogan of a certain program, Xiao Fan's new round of call slogan: "I am your little Tingting, don't stop calling for me." ”

**Rhyme.

Xiao Fan didn't go to class for two days.

Instead of comforting her husband, Mrs. Xiao danced at home and poked him in the heart.

Xiao Fan looked at Lin Yun'er's face and felt that she was more begging to be beaten than ever.

"Lin Yun'er, your husband has been dragged to the execution ground, and you haven't moved at all?"

Lin Yun'er blinked her eyes and said innocently: "Ah, I have it, I even printed the propaganda poster for you, and when you come on the field that day, I will shake the support poster in my hand and call for you!"

Unable to communicate, Xiao Fan chose to go to the bedroom alone to calm down.

It is said that the School of Journalism specially found someone from the dance department to come over and ask them to dance for them, Lin Yuner didn't know what happened on the day of teaching dance, only knew that Xiao Fan was forced to resign, and the students finally let him go and changed his C position to another classmate, and Mr. Xiao was in charge of the competition that day.

Lin Yun'er lay on the bed in disappointment, sighing that she couldn't see Mr. Xiao's heroic dancing posture.

In fact, Xiao Fan's body proportion is good, and he will look good when he dances, but he himself has never learned to dance, he has no basic skills, his bones are hard, and he is naturally not as energetic as those seventeen or eighteen-year-old young people when he dances.

Xiao Fan looked at the poster that Lin Yun'er made for him on the table, although he wanted to ignore it, but finally walked over and hugged her in his arms, admitting defeat and saying, "I'll only show you alone." ”

Lin Yun'er suddenly became happy: "En'en!

Then Lin Yuner found the original video, in fact, she happened to make up for this variety show recently because Xiao Fan wanted to learn this dance, and as a result, she was poisoned and generally liked this song, Lin Yuner has never learned to dance, and the two half-hangers stood in front of the LCD TV, and they couldn't even find the rhythm.

Generally, when they are studying, they do radio exercises, and students are usually divided into three categories, one is a group of demons dancing, one is decent, and one is not long to die.

Lin Yun'er belongs to the first category, and she can't remember all the movements by making it up, and she doesn't know what to do when she jumps out of a mess.

Xiao Fan belongs to the third category, he looks like an eighty-year-old man when he dances, and he can't even stretch his arms and legs.

Lin Yun'er didn't know where she got the energy, so she jumped several times in a row, and Xiao Fan saw a lump of objects jumping around next to her, and she didn't stop for half a second.

In the end, Xiao Fan, the old bone, was tired first, sitting on the sofa panting slightly, and drinking with a slightly flushed face.

Lin Yun'er was captured by his panting sexy appearance, sat next to her and hugged his neck and shouted vigorously, "Xiao Tingting, I will always love you!"

"Who's your little Tingting. Xiao Fan nodded her forehead and pushed her away, Lin Yun'er was teased and screamed, hugged him and gave him a big kiss on the face.

Later, a student broke the news that Mr. Xiao often secretly did something when he was in the office, and those who knew it could see that it was the killi of the theme song that their basketball team was going to dance

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Dance moves.

The group of the School of Journalism exploded again, and the formation was sent overnight that day:

"Please return the C position to Mr. Xiao to the basketball team!"

Later, it became:

"Please save Mr. Xiao! Mr. Xiao needs your pick! Forward this message to the five groups, you will find that your QQ level has five more suns, believe it or not, anyway, I changed. ”

"There is wine tonight and drunk tonight, Mr. Xiao must be in the C position; flying down three thousand feet, I handed Mr. Xiao a piece of paper; a red apricot came out of the wall, Mr. Xiao is a little cute. ”

Playing with memes and flying.

More good people are not afraid of death P Teacher Xiao's dancing emoji, signed "Teacher Xiao wants to scold his mother after seeing it", and then was banned by the administrator for a month, but everyone silently saved the emoji.

It is said that Mr. Xiao was so angry with the students that he took a week's leave.

***

On the day of the basketball game, Lin Yuna also went to watch.

Mr. Xiao didn't know how to keep his last trace of master, he really didn't go on the stage to dance, this game of news to foreign languages, rookie to rookie, the long-legged girl of the cheerleading team of the foreign language college, and a passionate cheering song on basketball in hot pants made the atmosphere extremely hot, and the screams came wave after wave.

It's the turn of the School of Journalism, although Xiao Fan doesn't play, but she still has to watch the neighbor's little brother, the neighbor's little brother is obviously half-hanging, and he doesn't even remember all the movements, but fortunately, the C position is a very popular grass-level character, and he dances and dances very well, so everyone doesn't care about this kind of public execution.

The young and energetic boys are no less interested in dancing than the girls, and the success of the arena here is ignited, and everyone is shouting the name of their academy, looking forward to the first victory.

"Where's Mr. Xiao?"

At this time, everyone found out that Teacher Xiao had not appeared on the stage, and Lin Yun'er saw that everyone was going to find Teacher Xiao, so she hurriedly ran up to the court and grabbed Li Shuqi, who was about to leave the game.

Li Shuqi's roommate Liang Bing looked at Lin Yun'er as if he saw a ghost, and pointed at her and shouted several you, you, you.

Lin Yun'er nodded at him: "Hello." Then he said to Li Shuqi: "He went to change his clothes, and he played the game too late yesterday." ”

Li Shuqi nodded and asked Lin Yun'er to hurry up and sit down, but was attacked by Liang Bing's eye knife.

"Li Shuqi, we break off our friendship! I announce! We break off our relationship!"

"After the game, we will break up. ”

Li Shuqi, who has a sense of teamwork, said this, and Liang Bing bit his lip and cried in the arms of another roommate aggrievedly.

After a long time, a loud bang came out in the sky, and Mr. Xiao appeared on the stage.

Teacher Xiao wore a white jersey specially customized by the School of Journalism and Nike basketball shoes, and Shi Shiran walked to the basketball court.

He didn't wear glasses, and the hair on his forehead was tied into a small chirp and fixed with clips, revealing a smooth forehead, which looked a little less majestic than usual, and a little more temperament of a little wolf dog.

"I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm really dead, I can see Mr. Xiao dressed like this in my lifetime, I really have no regrets in college for four years!"

"I want to die on the spot now, Teacher Xiao is too!"

Lin Yun'er looked at Xiao Fan's dress with satisfaction, her Mr. Xiao successfully changed from twenty-eight to eighteen through her skillful hands.