Chapter 1 Bugs in the Creation of Man
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In the scorching summer, the sun is like fire.
"Brother Mu'er, after graduation, I don't know when we will meet. As the saying goes, although you and I have only been working together for four years, the love between you and me is that...... That ......"
"Hey, talk about people!"
Lu Mu twisted the cap of the bottle, "grunted" a sip of fat house happy water, and listened to the phone call of his college classmate on the other end of the phone while watching the entertainment news on TV.
"Have you found a job? Brother Mu'er, I listened to it. Many of our students have already found good jobs. Don't be in a hurry anymore, don't look like you're in a hurry......"
Hearing this, Lu Mu's brows stretched slightly, looked at the "one more bottle" on the bottle cap, and muttered with a smile: "Looking for a job?"
"yes. Don't you say you haven't taken action yet, it's been a few months since you graduated?" The person on the other end of the phone shouted: "Or else, Brother Mu'er, I have a very good job here, you always come for an interview? I'll help you talk about it when the time comes, maybe ......"
"Yo, Brother Biao, are you so concerned about my affairs?"
"Does that have to be? Brother Mu'er, to tell you the truth, what kind of friendship did we have with each other? If it wasn't for you, there would be no brother and mine today!"
"Brother Biao", whose real name is Hu Junbiao.
Lu Mu's four-year sworn friend, a typical high-quality man in science, had a "life-long" friendship with Lu Mu by chance, and then, he stuck to Lu Mu like a dog skin plaster, claiming to be Lu Mu's sworn friend, and he was very concerned about Lu Mu's affairs.
At this time, this high-quality science man with a height of 175 muttered hatefully: "Brother Mu'er, when you were in college, you always looked leisurely and wandering. Now looking for a job is a major event in life, no less than the "second college entrance examination" in life! You must not continue to wander leisurely......
"A major event in life?"
Lu Mu drank his drink and slowly walked into the high-end community called "Canghai Jiayuan", and when he heard Hu Junbiao mention "life events", his eyebrows raised slightly, and he seemed to be quite interested.
"Isn't it? As long as you find a good job, your life path will be smooth! This job search is a major life event that most ordinary people must go through!" Hu Junbiao admonished bitterly, and then hurriedly added: "Brother Mu'er, I have some things to deal with now, you should always think about what I said before......
After saying that, the phone was full of busy sounds.
The phone was hung up, and Lu Mu didn't care, and threw the finished drink bottle in his hand.
I saw the drink bottle in a graceful arc in the air, and then landed steadily in the "recyclable" trash can on the side.
For Lu Mu, there is always no shortage of people born with a golden spoon in this world, and he himself is one of them. But his birth is like a fighter in a golden spoon, almost subverting the civilization and order of the entire world.
One day, with the approval of his drunken father, Lu Mu, who was a big fart, sat in front of the computer, looking at the stock chart of the computer, which was as complicated as a book from heaven, and in the spirit of wanting to play games, his little hand casually clicked on the mouse, but he accidentally took his father's entire balance in the stock market to buy shares of an unknown Internet company.
At that time, the drunken father suddenly thought that he had forgotten to turn off the computer about stock speculation, and hurriedly came to Lu Mu's side, seeing that Xiao Lu Mu was frowning and preparing to buy all the scenes, Lu Mu's drunken father only felt that a blood inexplicably rushed to the Tianling cover, and he suddenly sobered up, and suddenly wanted to step forward to stop it.
But when his hand touched the mouse, he accidentally let Xiao Lu Mu's fingers click the left mouse button, and Lu Mu's knees also moved wildly on the keyboard.
Enter your password and click OK.
The password is correct, buy all.
The balance is zero!
Lu Tianyang: "......"
Xiao Lu Mu: "......"
"Shhh
Lu Tianyang, who was looking at this scene, gasped, at this time, he still felt a little drunk, and his brain suddenly sobered up.
Immediately manipulated the mouse violently, carefully checked the details of this company, and finally came to the conclusion that this is an emerging Internet company, which has recently encountered business competition, the stock price has plummeted, and even the company's turnover is a little difficult, that is to say, buying the company's shares is likely to be a money-losing operation.
Looking at it again, the name of this Internet company seems to be Teng Xun.
Tencent, what a garbage company, I haven't even heard of it!
"Hoo ......"
Lu Tianyang exhaled, he wanted to be calm.
The money spent by Lu Mu to buy stocks is the savings he has accumulated over the years.
Seeing that after buying the stock, the stock changed from -10.26% to -11.02%, his heart "chuckled" and almost passed out.
"You're such a smart ......"
At this moment, Lu Tianyang couldn't calm down completely, he wanted to teach this little Lu Mu who was sitting on the chair with a natural cute face.
But before he could finish his words, the stock price of this Internet company changed dramatically!
Suddenly, a big purple buy order smashed down!
Another 20,000 hands!
Another seven-thousand-handed!
Under Lu Tianyang's surprised gaze, the stock price of this unknown Internet company rose like a rocket!
-9.68%!
-7.47%!
-5.32%!
Lu Tianyang didn't care about teaching Xiao Lu Mu a lesson at this time, and his eyes were firmly fixed on the screen.
-3.78%!
-2.02%!
The stock price is like eating Viagra, and it continues to rise suddenly!
At this time, Lu Tianyang was stunned for a moment, and then laughed like nectar after a long drought, looking at the little Lu Mu who was still listening to his words with his little ears pricked up, how could there be the angry look in his eyes, gently stroked Lu Mu's head, and said softly: "You are really a good son with wisdom and bravery, my precious good son! Hahahahaha, you are rich, you are rich......
Xiao Lu Mu: "......"
Since that day, Lu Mu's family has become a little rich from the ordinary middle class, and since that day, Lu Mu has also found that he seems to be a bug when God created man.
Buy lottery tickets and win the lottery at will, buy stocks and buy whoever rises, walk on the side of the road to pick up money, and pass the exam every time...... And this also made Lu Mu and Lu Mu's parents gradually discover that something was wrong.
Lu Mu's heartless parents finally felt that they might have given birth to a "fake son" after many things went wrong, and Lu Mu also began to feel that he seemed to be "tricked" by God, and there was always a good luck wrapped around him.
But with such luck, instead of swaggering, Lu Mu was cautious.
This is mainly due to watching science and education channels when he was a child, Xiao Lu Mu saw that some people or animals that were too special in a certain program would become "guinea pigs" who were experimented, and they would even be dissected and observed by the scientist uncle after death...... watched this show, but it left a great psychological shadow on Xiao Lu Mu at that time.
It is precisely because of this that Lu Mu's growth does not have any imaginary waves, let alone exaggerated life experiences, and some are just careful in everything.
Lu Mu, who was playing with his mobile phone, walked to the elevator and pressed it on the wall without raising his head, just on the elevator rising button.
The elevator door opened quickly, and Lu Mu walked in slowly.
Unfortunately, Lu Mu, who was paying attention to a video on his mobile phone, did not observe the situation around the elevator, and crashed straight into a person in front of the elevator door.
"What are you doing?"
A coquettish cry suddenly came.