Lin Hao, who was beaten with broken bones all over his body, blurred flesh and blood, and broken internal organs, was poured into a Dijiang Dan and directly resurrected on the spot.

In the horrified eyes of everyone, Iron Bull and the members of the underworld were like aliens.

After a flash of light flashed on the spot, he disappeared with Lin Hao.

Only the people who were trembling at the scene were left, and they didn't know what to do.

Lin Hao was thrown in a sack and sent to Lu Yifan's office overnight.

Sitting on the boss's chair, Lu Yifan looked at Lin Hao, who had a blue nose and swollen face, and was overly frightened, and took a living immortal and lit it and smoked.

Seeing Lu Yifan, Lin Hao finally understood what was going on.

At this time, his bowels were green in repentance.

He hated and knelt directly on the ground and smoked his mouth, and said while pumping back:

"I'll make you cheap!

I'll let you offend the mortal master!!

I'll make you not listen to the mortal master!!"

Lu Yifan didn't speak, just watched him smoke.

Lin Hao didn't dare to stop, so he kept pumping, blurring his own nerves.

At this time, Lu Yifan said lightly: "Okay, stop." ”

"Thank you Fan Ye!Your matter, I'll arrange it immediately!" Lin Hao said with a bitter face.

"I'm not a demon.

Since you know that you can change your mistakes, then I can't do anything to you!"

Lu Yifan smiled and said.

Lin Hao was overjoyed when he heard this, and quickly kowtowed and thanked: "Thank you Master Fan!"

"Go, arrange for him to fly to Thailand, and have surgery tomorrow. ”

After speaking, Lu Yifan sighed and said: "It's time to set up the second team of Pretty Girls' Generation." ”

Lin Hao's face was full of black question marks.

It wasn't until he arrived in Thailand that he realized that he was going to become a beautiful girl idol!

Of course, that's all for later.

After Lin Hao's arrangement, the 101 girls were very excited!

Cristiano Ronaldo!

Messi!

Those are truly world-class superstars!

I was able to perform on the same stage with them!

This is something that many Chinese superstars can't do!

Three days later, the much-anticipated World Football Cup Cultural Exchange Exhibition Match was held in China!

This exhibition match is a temporary team composed of stars VS professional stars in the Chinese entertainment industry.

In this team, there are three people who are the best, that is, Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar!

Cristiano Ronaldo, five-time Ballon d'Or, three-time World Footballer of the Year, four-time European Golden Boot, followed by top scorer in the Champions League.

Messi, a four-time European Golden Boot award, has led the national team many times, reached the World Cup final, and has been the World Footballer many times.

Neymar, South American Footballer of the Year, Puskas Award, prodigy, Olympic champion.

These three have scored countless goals and won countless awards!

He is currently the three most powerful football players in the world.

Now, they have joined forces to form a team, and they can't help but attract the attention of the whole world!

Before the match, the media around the world covered the match.

British National Television: "Although the outcome of this game has been decided, and there may even be unilateral tyranny, it is still very meaningful for China, a country with almost no football." ”

National Television: "I don't understand why the World Cup Cultural Exchange Association went to China to hold this game? They didn't even qualify for the World Cup, so why would they go to such a place?"

Argentine Football News: "There is no football in China! Although the national strength of China is increasing day by day, the level of football is getting worse and worse, which has to make people feel embarrassed." ”

Island Country Sports Live Broadcast: "The sentence that the Argentine Football Newspaper said about no football in China is really incisive!

Through these clips, we can see what kind of body are the football players in Huaxia?

A big belly poop, no muscles, and a belly!

It can be seen that the nickname of the sick man of East Asia of the Chinese people is not groundless. ”

JCBC TV: "I think this World Cup cultural exchange should come to China, not China.

After all, our country is the inventor and inheritor of Keju.

Only when you come to our country will there be the meaning of exchange.

Besides, what kind of garbage stars are Huaxia invited?

Can these people play? I bet it's a 100-0 game!"

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Live sports, TV stations, newspapers, all over the world have reported on the event.

None of the media is optimistic about Huaxia.

Actually, they are not to blame.

It's no wonder that the Chinese football team is too uncompetitive.

It's so uncompetitive that a lot of people write jokes to mock it!

If you had taken out 1,000 yuan since 1990 and bet on buying and losing every national football match, you would have about 4.59 million yuan today.

Don't be funny, what else is more stable than the national football team?

Not every milk is called Trensu, and not every team is called Trensu.

The Chinese football team, which has lost professionally for 30 years, has been imitated and never surpassed. We don't score, we're just football porters. You deserve it.

If you think you're going to win, he'll lose to you, and if you think you're going to lose, he's going to lose.

In 1995, Gao Zhongxun, the captain of the Yanbian team, said after the game because of the referee's question, "Chinese football is out of play", which caused fierce criticism from fans across the country.

And now, many people are crying to worship Gao Zhongxun.

Say he's God prophesied!

Don't say that it is a foreigner, and even Huaxia itself does not have the slightest confidence in his football team.

What is Ronaldo's body?

What is body fat percentage?

What muscles?

On the other hand, what is the figure of the players of the Chinese football team?

It's no wonder you can win!

But even if this is the case, Lu Yifan is also very unhappy.

You can scold and insult your own country, but if you are scolded by others, it is not the same thing at all.

Wait until the day of the race.

The 101 girls arrived as scheduled and performed energetic songs and dances, detonating the audience.

Then the football team represented by Ronaldo, Neymar and Messi took the lead.

The audience screamed!

"Oh my god!! my dream has finally come true!! my three idols have formed a team!"

"Messi, I love you!! I !! the tiger thief"

"Cristiano Ronaldo, you're so handsome!!"

"You say, do we have any hope of scoring a goal for our entertainment star team?"

"What are you dreaming about? That's a team of the best football players in the world!"

"That's right, any football team in the world is coming, it's impossible to score!"

"Hehe, Chinese people still want to compete with foreigners in football?"

And when the Huaxia Entertainment star team appeared, the audience was in an uproar!

Alone!

Only Lu Yifan appeared alone!

"What's the situation?"

"Why is he alone?"

"Are you going to give up the game?"

"Possibly. ”

"Maybe send Lu Yifan out to sing a song, and it's over after a fool. ”

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