(ps: This couplet of "the sea is facing the dynasty and the sea is falling, and the floating clouds are long and long, and the clouds are long and long" is a couplet in the front hall of the Mengjiang Temple in Shanhaiguan.)

It was written by Wang Shipeng, the champion of the Southern Song Dynasty.

The sentence breaks and different sounds in it are also jokes circulating on the Internet, which belong to the public copyright and can be used by anyone.

Don't see me using it, others also use it, it's me who copied someone else's!

Again, these couplets and broken sentences are all written down by the ancients, and anyone can use them! You can use them when you write a book, not the original work of modern authors themselves!

I don't believe myself to go to Baidu! I'm really convinced by those who say that I plagiarized other people's original couplets.

The couplets I use are all created by the ancients, and anyone can use them! You can use them if you write a book! Just like Journey to the West and the Three Kingdoms, anyone can use it, and anyone can use it for secondary creation!

And Tang Bohu's couplets are the same.

If you don't have copyright awareness, don't be blind, and the province will make people laugh.

In addition, there is no charge for the number of words in this paragraph. ）

Cui Xianghong looked at it, this is so good that everything can be right, this old man is simply a demon!

"Very good old man, listen to me again: the sea is towards the tide, and the tide is at the bottom. ”

This time, the sentence break has changed again, it is a "five-five sentence break", and the difficulty has been raised by more than one notch again!

However, Lu Nima didn't even think about it, and blurted out: "The floating clouds rise and grow, and the clouds rise and fall!"

That's right!

I call Nima!

Can you old man get out of the way!

Count me as an old lady, please do it, okay, no!!!!!

Cui Xianghong's heart was broken at this time, and the hot blood in her heart surged into her throat one by one, if she wasn't afraid of making a fool of herself, she would have spurted out a mouthful of blood earlier.

Cui Xianghong, who was trembling all over his body, and his face was as swollen as an eggplant, his fingers trembling and pointed at Lu Nima and said angrily: "I still have the last couplet, I don't believe you can match it!

Hearing this, the eyes of the four were shocked again, and they began to discuss.

"It's worthy of the last couplet, this time it's a sentence break, and the difficulty is beyond the reach of humans!"

"It's not, such an irregular sentence can only be thought of by the champion of the couplet competition!"

"It's impossible for the old man to match up again this time, right?"

"Absolutely! Even if you can match it, you have to think about it for at least ten days and half a month. At that time, the halberd was already over!"

Ha Wen looked at Lu Nima extremely nervously, and her hands were clenched into a fist because she was too nervous.

With this last change, the difficulty has risen directly from the earth to heaven!

No wonder everyone either shook their heads and sighed, or was shocked.

"You're not right, are you?

You're losing this game!You're going to lose!" Cui Xianghong's tone was a little hysterical at the moment.

"You think too highly of yourself, don't you? Isn't it just a June Fourth couplet?

The clouds rise and rise for a long time, and rise and fall for a long time!"

After Lu Nyima finished speaking, she didn't look at Cui Xianghong, sat down, gently picked up the cup of hot tea, and drank it leisurely.

But everyone at the scene exploded!

"Damn! I said, I'm going to his third uncle and grandmother!"

"Can this Nima be right?"

"I drop God, Bodhisattva, Buddha, Jesus!"

"I can't even read this couplet, this old man can change so many times!"

It's all right!

Old man Lu Nima is all right!

And the fit is seamless, not casual!

The couplets of the old man Lu Nyima are already almost against the sky!

The scene was full of gasps and exclamations, endless!

Cui Xianghong finally couldn't help it, and secretly spilled a trace of blood from the corner of his mouth.

Her heart is like 10,000 alpacas running wildly at this moment!

Your sister, you're a fairy possession!

Cui Xianghong was so angry that he finally couldn't sit still, stood up and said angrily: "I am the champion of the Beijing Couplet Competition, how can I lose to you a bad old man?"

I'm a superior majesty, showing a phoenix gall!"

Lu Nima is happy, isn't this still the couplet in "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance"?

After the Heavenly Wish Charm changed the world, I didn't expect to be made by this product.

Lu Nima smiled lightly: "You are still a phoenix gall, I think it's 'you obscene and cheap, revealing half of the turtle (harmony) head'!"

"Poofha!"

"This old man is really home!"

"The 83-year-old man didn't expect to be so dirty!"

"Half of the XX head is exposed...... Hey, the old man is so dirty...... I like it though!"

Cui Xianghong was holding back the blood in her mouth at the moment, but she just held back and continued: "Your grave is here to plant trees!"

As soon as this couplet came out, everyone present couldn't help but secretly disdain.

This Nima has already begun to get angry and carry out personal attacks!

Lu Nyima was not angry, but smiled faintly: "The bath tub of the Ru family is to match the fish!"

Cui Xianghong: "The fish and fat fruits are ripe in my belly!"

Lu Nima smiled slightly: "Your mother is here to cook!"

"Ah!!!!h

Cui Xianghong finally couldn't help it, took a few steps back, and squirted out of his heart like a fountain of blood towards the ceiling!

Bang Bang Bang!

Lu Nima clapped her hands while imitating Tang Bohu's voice and smiled: "The couplet was originally used for entertainment and mood, but I never thought that Xiao Honghong would vomit dozens of taels of blood on your face, which can be described as unprecedented and unprecedented!"

The old man admires, admires!!"

The ambulance crew arrived soon and gave Cui Xianghong a hanging bottle and a blood transfusion, which stabilized her mood.

Lu Nima took another sip of tea and said with a light smile: "I said Xiaohong, if you are not in good health, you can simply admit defeat!"

It's a big deal that I can no longer be a vice president, I can't receive a state allowance, and I can't enjoy everyone's love!"

I say Nima!

According to what you say, the old lady can't admit defeat!

"Shut up! Shameless old thief, dare to rap here! How can the old and dignified vice president of the Handong Association let you be replaced by a vulgar person who is full of swear words!" Cui Xianghong said excitedly as he shook the bottle of blood transfusion.

"That's it, what's the second round, you can do whatever you want!" Lu Nima put her feet on the table and shook arrogantly.

"I want to compare poems with you! I want you to know that the name of the old Handong poet saint is not in vain!" Cui Xianghong said angrily.

"Coincidentally, the old man Dongjie Shixian is also trying to ask you for advice!" Lu Nyima said unforgivingly.

"Okay! It just happened that the Mid-Autumn Festival had just passed, so how about we make a poem related to the moon with the theme of 'moon'?" Cui Xianghong said.

"No problem, whatever you want, the old man Dongjie Shixian, I will do anything!" Lu Nima said lightly.

However, He Wen pinched the sweat for the old man.

The so-called upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, Cui Xianghong's apprentices can shamelessly use the poems modified by their predecessors as their own poems, this old guy is afraid that it is not much better, right?