Chapter 340: I Feel Like I'm Going to Crack
Facing Xu Yang's soul-like torture, Shen Pain said very speechlessly: "What's the matter, how tired and tired we were when we rehearsed backstage. ”
"The show you said was what I said when I went to "Dinner" with 'Ma Dongmei', and there was a link in their show, that is, they were not allowed to tell the truth, I was really bragging with my conscience, really!
Xu Yang: →_→
Looking at him like this, it doesn't look like a pressure look, but when I think of the fierce competition at that time, I think what he said is true! After all, he has never been there and has no right to speak.
To be honest, on the day they came, several people were still very happy, although they did a lot of work, but they were really not tired, mainly because there were many people.
In addition, the two people who came this time were comedians, and they laughed constantly in the yard one afternoon like a sketch, and the two of them could come up with a joke or two from time to time to make everyone laugh.
Shen pain: "Not only that, I think filming is also very tiring, especially sometimes I am busy with several shows, I feel like I am going to crack, and I think from time to time, if only I had a doppelganger!"
"Cracked, I feel like I've heard this sentence somewhere, but it doesn't matter, as long as you don't 'slip away', there shouldn't be any problem!" Xu Yang responded with a smile.
Shen pain...
Huang Shi sighed: "I can't understand the thoughts of you young people, I don't understand a lot of words you speak now, it seems that we are all old!"
"Who said that? I'm still young, I've been on the road, I'm suffering now, right Teacher He!" Shen Pain immediately retorted, wanting to prove that he was still young, and pulled Teacher He along.
In this regard, Xu Yang felt that he had found the wrong person, Mr. He was just a young and veritable ageless male god, maybe he would still look like this after waiting for another 10 years.
"Hahaha! Although I also want to be young, but my age really doesn't allow it! I'm now a person who can put on my autumn pants by myself without being called, and I can't compare with you young people, I can't compare!" Sure enough, Teacher He directly sold Shen Pain and said.
Xiaobao: "I'm me, I'm young, I feel like I'm as immature as a student in school now!"
Xu Yang...
"Dare to ask Brother Bao Guigeng?"
Xiaobao: "Don't ask, a man's age is a secret, just ask 18!"
Xu Yang...
What a brazen person, here, even he, the youngest, does not dare to be so arrogant, where does this person get the capital to say such things?
Then he took out his mobile phone and checked it on Du Niang, and then read according to the information above: "S Xiaobao is 39 years old, born in 1981, Capricorn ....."
Xiaobao...
"Brother Bao, can we all get more face, haha! I don't know if I still can't check? Is the information above inaccurate, or are you falsely reporting your 21-year-old age?" Xu Yang asked with a smile on his mobile phone.
Hearing this, Xiaobao, who was fine after drinking beer, seemed a little upset at the moment, and it seemed very faceless to make people debunk it in person, but he was not a person who gave up easily, and immediately continued:
"Oh, young people don't take it so seriously! I'm just saying I'm younger, and that 18 is just an imaginary number, which means I'm still young, and it doesn't just mean age, but it means something else. ”
Xu Yang: →_→
"Are you sure?"
As he spoke, his gaze glanced at the other party's lower body, and the meaning of doubt in that look was self-evident!
Seeing his gaze, Xiaobao subconsciously tightened his legs and said loudly: "Your eyes are too much! Haha! My body is absolutely good, especially my kidneys." ”
Sure enough, this should be a man's death hole! No matter what, it's 'strong', Xu Yang won't delve into this, anyway, it has nothing to do with him!
The operation of the two made the photographer laugh, and as for Mr. He, the others couldn't laugh straight.
Shen pain: "Xiaobao, look at the forehead lines on the corners of your eyes, they are almost cracked to the back of your waist, you are still young! I dare to say casually, you are a little shameless! haha!"
Hearing Shen Ting's comment, Xu Yang couldn't help but stretch out his thumb and said, "Uncle Pain, what a good image you described!"
"That's a must, how can people who eat by their mouths not be imaged, in fact, I prefer to eat with my face than this. ”
Xu Yang...
Yes, needless to say, the two of them are shameless, and sure enough, if Xiao Yueyue, one of the three sluts, comes and gets together with the two of them, then this episode of the show will explode.
As for saying that the 'three sluts' are completely the combined names he gave to several people in his heart, the white-eyed styles of the three of them can be described by the word 'cheap', especially Shen Pain, is Hao Jian's name called for nothing?
In the face of Shen Pain's ridicule, Xiaobao responded unhurriedly: "Everyone is older than each other, and you are not much better than me, so do you think I am young?"
"Young, quite young, almost the same age as me, all of them are the same age as flowers, and they are young~~" Shen Wei immediately changed his mouth and praised Xiao Baolai!
Xu Yang: "Grope~~~"
"What kind of expression do you have, I have the characteristics that a young person should have, sunny and energetic, and I am ready to expand the list recently!" Xiaobao said with a smile on his own.
Xu Yang???
He was still the first time he had heard of this statement, although he was young, he was not young in his heart, and he had been away from the circle of young people for a long time, and he was a little unfamiliar with this new word.
"What's the boom? I didn't understand (four tones), what do you mean!"
Shen pain...
Xiaobao...
"Hahaha, after a long time, you, a young man, don't know what the expansion column is, so let the young man tell you, the expansion is the meaning of expanding the list of friends, don't you usually play QQ?" Xiaobao said with a laugh.
Xu Yang: "My QQ only has me editing one person's contact information, and the rest is not!"
"What about WeChat?"
"WeChat is okay, and I added contact information with Brother Sha Yi yesterday!"
"It's called Expanding!"
Xu Yang...
"Add friends, just add friends, what are you doing so literary, do you think this is the abbreviation of the English abbreviation?
Xiaobao: "Hey~~ This is a bad word, expansion is a word commonly used by us young people now, you won't be a fake young man!"
Even Xu Yang himself was deeply suspicious of this, although his mental age is not young, but his physical age is really not big? If it is really like what Xiaobao said, this is a word that only young people know, there is no reason why he should not know!
It should be because he has lived in seclusion for too long and has not been exposed to new things.
Then he looked at several other people and found that they were all fascinated except Brother Bao.
Well, I'm still an old man!
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