Chapter 281: Duan Zishou Sun Quan
"How to find a modern commuter pass 2"
"Last night I had a dream again, I dreamed that it was snowing outside, I was very happy and rushed out, like a child yelling at the snowflakes in the sky, and then screaming, I stopped, because I suddenly saw the snowflakes in the sky turned into a monthly ticket and threw it at me, at that moment, I laughed like a fool, but after dawn, I woke up from the dream, opened it sadly and found that we still haven't returned to the top ten of the overall list......"
This is the content of the single chapter of Sun Quan's request for votes issued on the 20th of January, and the commotion is still there.
Many people were stunned by his agitation.
Book Review Area:
"Boss, you're awesome, it's really a new-style monthly pass, I take it, don't you just want a monthly pass? I'll give it! Can't I give it?"
"Martin Luther King, Jr., you? Why don't you say you have a dream?"
"The starting version of Martin Luther King Jr. is you! Honestly, I suddenly feel that your single chapter is more interesting than your text, so please continue your performance!
"I also had a dream last night, I dreamed that you were shameless and asked for a monthly pass, after the dream, I turned on the computer and looked, you really begged, boss! We are our own people, can you be merciful?"
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On the author's forum - the home of online articles.
The Jianghu section of the online article.
The title of one post reads: "Who could have guessed what that salted fish would do next to a new monthly pass?"
There is also a post titled - "The most undisciplined god in history should be the salted fish of struggle, right?"
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Starting Point Editorial Department.
When Daiyu went to work this afternoon, she faintly noticed that her colleagues looked at her strangely.
When she faintly heard them whispering, she seemed to hear some "dream" and "fish".
Then she grabbed a female colleague who had a good personal relationship and asked in a low voice: "Erya, do you know what everyone is talking about behind my back? I feel that they look at me so strangely today, am I going to be unlucky?"
Erya pursed her lips and snickered, Daiyu was laughed at by her, and smacked her, angry: "You know right, right? Do you know that you don't say it quickly?"
With a vicious expression, Daiyu stared at Erya and threatened, while driving out of the inhumane tickle, scratching Erya, who was naturally afraid of itching, giggling, laughing while pushing Daiyu's hand, begging for mercy: "I said I said, I said, I can't do it?"
Only then did the fish stop.
Under her forced gaze, Er Ya quietly looked around and whispered, "You still don't know......?
Daiyu was stunned, "You mean the salted fish who struggled?
Erya: "You really don't know?"
Obiyu frowned, "What the hell is going on?"
Seeing her, Erya raised her hands again, and hurriedly poured beans into a bamboo tube to tell the reason, "A group of fleas, at noon today, because of looking at the ticket request of the salted fish under your hand, a sip of tea sprayed on the computer, he hurriedly wiped it, and as a result, the computer monitor was dropped, and the boss of their group just called him to the office to train him, don't believe you!"
Erya said, pointing to the office of a group of editors-in-chief.
Hairtail listened attentively, and sure enough, he faintly heard the scolding of a group of bosses, and faintly heard a few loud words - "compensation", "idiot", "roll......
A moment later, Takeyu saw the office door of a group of editors-in-chief open, and the flea walked out with his head drooped with a gloomy face.
"Hee-hee, see, flea, this is folded on the ticket slip of your first card!"
The second girl grinned and joked about the fish.
The ribbon fish opened his mouth, but he couldn't say anything.
When the flea passed by them, he suddenly stopped and said to the ribbon fish with an expressionless face: "Uchiha ribbon fish, you have to invite me to a big meal, otherwise we will not finish!"
Daiyu subconsciously retorted, "Why? It's not a single chapter I wrote!"
Flea suddenly blinked her left eye, lowered her voice and said, "Why don't I treat you to a big meal?"
Hairtail: "......"
Erya suddenly laughed, hit the ribbon fish with his shoulder, and said with a smile: "You still don't understand? You're stupid! The flea is trying to chase you! He's looking for an excuse to invite you to dinner!"
Suddenly, the hairtail blushed.
Turn around and go.
The flea looked at the grinning Erya speechlessly, "You're smart!
Er Ya kicked him, "I'll just say it, I'll say it! Who made you just say that you didn't say to invite me when you said to invite me to dinner?"
After saying that, she also turned around and ran.
Flea was left alone and continued to be speechless.
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"Modern Commuter Pass Method 3"
"You may not believe it, but last night I had another dream, in which I was chased by a group of men in black, and I don't know why, in that dream, someone else's horse has four legs, but my horse has only two legs......
In the end, of course, I was overtaken, and a group of men in black surrounded me and pointed their swords at me, and one of the bald heads in the lead shouted at me: 'You shit!
Countless swords slashed at me, I woke up from my dream with a scream, raised my hand and touched it, a cold sweat, brothers, I was almost hacked to death......"
This is the monthly pass issued by Sun Quan on January 21.
After this monthly pass was issued, there was no abnormal sound in the sky, and the starting point did not collapse, but ...... Two hours later, "Blood", which ranked tenth on the overall list, was exploded.
"Ringing of the Immortal Dragon" finally returned to the top ten of the overall list.
At that moment, Shiratori, the author of "Overlord Blood" in front of the computer, was quite speechless.
He expected that he might be blown up by "The Rings of the Immortal Dragon", but he definitely didn't expect the other party to blow himself up like this.
The book review area of "Tyrant Blood".
Shiratori silently watched the comfort that the book lovers gave him.
"Water birds! When you meet such a shameless opponent, you will not lose unjustly, although you are still honored, don't be discouraged! Haha......"
"You may not believe me when I say it, just because I read today's single chapter of Salted Fish, I defected! I voted for him with two monthly tickets, but, Boss Waterbird, please believe that my heart will always be yours!"
"Don't be sad author, you won't be lonely, I'm sure the author is so sassy, and there are few gods in front of the list who can stop it, and someone will come to accompany you soon, hehe." β
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White Bird closed the page of "Overlord Blood" with a black face, thought about it, and clicked on the page of "Immortal Dragon Ring" again.
He pulls the page to the book review section.
He saw that the reader with a well-known starting point, the six-eared macaque, gave "The Immortal Dragon Ring" a reward of 50,000 starting coins, worth 500 yuan, which is not much, but the information of the reward is displayed in the announcement in red font in the book review area.
In addition, Shiratori also saw this six-eared macaque and also posted a book review.
The content is as follows: "Hehe, your single chapter in the last few days is quite interesting, a little reward to encourage, looking forward to your new single chapter, hehe." - Six-eared macaque"
"What kind of author there is, what kind of book fans ......"
Shiratori cursed with a dark face.
Later, he read a few more reviews of the book here, and he had planned to read a few more, but after reading those, he suddenly closed the pages of "The Rings of the Immortal Dragon".
It's infuriating!
"Congratulations to the king, our army has beheaded the waterfowl, congratulations to the king! Congratulations to the king! We have reached the top ten of the overall list, and there will be no more men in black chasing you tonightββ long-tailed monkey"
"Author, please continue your performance! Hurry up and release the new monthly pass method 4ββ Huang Tian San Calcium"
"Hehe, I just went to the book review area of "Tyrant Blood" to pretend to be a fan of waterfowl and wrote a book review, hehe, it is estimated that it can make waterfowl angry! Haha-Huang Qiankun"
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Maybe it's because Sun Quan's ticket-seeking single chapter is too sassy these days, and there are more and more book fans and peers who send him private messages on QQ.
Some fans urged him to hurry up and send out "New Monthly Pass Seeking Method 4"; some fans gave him advice and helped him write one after another full of angry ticket requests; and some fans didn't say anything, just sent him a thumbs-up expression.
The private messages sent by peers to Sun Quan are even more interesting.
Xiaochuan, who often sends him private messages, also sent a private message this time, the content of which was: "Old Sun! If you do this, aren't you afraid that you will be forced to lose all your qualities? You are now a great god! If you are so undisciplined, are you not afraid that your book fans will lose their fans?"
Some colleagues also said in a private message to him: "I've been thinking about it for the past two days-I've been hitting the streets, is it because I'm not as shameless as you guys? Don't get me wrong, big guy! I'm not scolding you, I'm really realizing this, hehe, I'm going to go back and learn how to do this, thank you!"
There are also colleagues who wrote in a private message to Sun Quan: "Salted fish! To be honest, I have been chasing your book in the early stage, but after the plot of Lin Erdan ended, I gave up, but recently because of your awesome single chapters, I am back again, I believe that there are many book fans who are also like me, because you are attracted to these single chapters, and the writer who is the same starting point, I can only say that I admire!
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Even Sun Quan's editor-in-charge ribbon fish sent a private message to Sun Quan that afternoon.
The content of the private message was: "Congratulations, I finally made it to the top 10 again, hehe, it seems that I believed you were right! By the way, thank you! Because of your recent single chapter, someone invited me to a big dinner, hehe." β
Sun Quan replied: "???"
He really didn't understand, how could Daiyu invite her to a big dinner because of his single chapter? That's a single chapter I wrote, even if you invite a big meal, you should invite me, right?
Daiyu replied: "Hehe, anyway, you just need to know that there is such a thing, specifically, I want to keep it a secret!"
At the end of the message, she attached a mischievous emoji.
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Not only them, but when Sun Quan went to bed that night, Yuan Shuiqing got into his arms and asked softly with a smile: "How are you going to write tomorrow's ticket request chapter?"
Sun Quan: "......"
He suddenly felt that something was wrong, how did he feel that everyone was more interested in the content of his single chapter than the content of his book in the past few days?
Am I a joker?