Chapter 102: Dad is stupid
"Dad, Ying Bao won't do this question. ”
At ten o'clock, Wang Shen urged his daughter Yingbao to study her homework.
Wang Xiaoying looked at a question in the book, thought for a moment, couldn't think of an answer, and immediately asked Wang Shen for help.
Wang Shen is tired, he found that his daughter had a very serious problem.
That is, she will not think deeply about the slightest difficult question, but chooses to rely on Wang Shen to seek answers.
Wang Shen has been asked several questions by his daughter Yingbao, and he found that these questions are the same as the questions she asked before, but his daughter Wang Xiaoying can't turn around.
No, it's not that she can't turn a corner, it's that she doesn't think about it at all.
For this problem, Wang Shen is bound to let his daughter Yingbao turn it around.
"You're here again, you don't think about it yourself and say you won't do it, what can you learn in this way?" Although Wang Shen was talking about education, he took his daughter's textbook in front of him.
"People really don't know how to do it. Wang Xiaoying pouted and expressed her dissatisfaction aggrievedly.
Wang Shen didn't reply, but looked at the title in the book by himself, showing a thoughtful look.
Obviously, the topic stumped him.
Wang Shen looked at the topic, didn't move for a long time, and couldn't help but complain in his heart: "What the hell is this topic?"
What stumped Wang Shen was a text question.
There are five caves in front of a tiger, and there is a sheep in each cave, why did it enter the second cave?
"This question is so metaphysical. Wang Shen couldn't help but scratch his head, he couldn't think of a reason for a long time.
There are sheep, why did it go into the second cave?
This question has to be asked of the tiger, and it is estimated that the second cave is more attractive to it.
Wang Shen thought about it for a long time and couldn't come up with a standard answer, and he felt embarrassed for a while.
"Dad, how to do it?" Wang Xiaoying didn't know that her father couldn't do this kindergarten question, so she asked urgingly.
"Uh......" Wang Shen was embarrassed and speechless, "You look at other topics first, and Dad will think about it for a while." ”
"Oh. Wang Xiaoying nodded playfully.
This kind of topic without a beginning and an end really makes Wang Shen difficult.
Fortunately, Wang Shen knew that the curve would save the country.
I can't do it, but I can search for it.
Wang Shen secretly took out his mobile phone and silently entered the question into the Baidu answer in the search software.
Soon, he learned about the hard work of many netizens.
The answer is, because the tiger is willing!
That is, the tiger does not know how to count, and casually enters a cave, and in the eyes of man, it enters the second cave.
After learning this answer, Wang Shen secretly called out to his father.
With such an open-ended topic, isn't this a clear pit for people?
Wang Shen thought that his IQ was not enough, and he couldn't even do the kindergarten question, which was embarrassing, but he saw that many parents on the Internet couldn't do this question, and instantly regained his self-confidence.
Everyone can't do it, so it proves that their IQ is still online.
This question is an open question, and its answers are varied, Wang Shen took what he thought was the most reasonable explanation, and pretended to explain it to his daughter.
After explaining, Wang Shen secretly touched a cold sweat, fortunately he had a mobile phone to search for answers on the Internet, otherwise it would be a shame.
"This textbook will be put down for the time being, and we will do the questions in the arithmetic textbook first. Wang Shen glanced at his daughter Wang Xiaoying and said.
He felt that this kind of open-ended topic would not play much role in his counseling, so he asked Wang Xiaoying to do the math.
"Okay. Wang Xiaoying nodded and took out her math textbook.
Wang Shen glanced at them, they were all questions that were not difficult, and his daughter had already done many of them, so he didn't say much.
Wang Xiaoying was doing it, handed him the arithmetic textbook and asked, "Dad, how to do this problem?"
Wang Shen didn't think much about it and took the arithmetic textbook handed over by Wang Xiaoying, in his opinion, the math problems in kindergarten should not be too simple.
However, when he saw the title, he was dumbfounded again.
"What is this?" he couldn't help but spit frantically.
"What the hell are kindergartens now? These topics can be made by children?" Wang Shendan was in pain.
Seriously, he was confused about the topic in front of him.
The kindergarten even came up with reasoning problems.
I just want to ask the questioner, why are you so good?
7111=0,5555=0
8809=6,8193=3
2172=0,8096=5
6666=4,4398=3
1111=0,9475=1
2222=0,9038=4
7662=2,3148=2
9313=1,0000=4
Q2889=?
Wang Shen thinks he is a scholar, but he has never done this kind of problem, and it is difficult to find out the law of this question for a while.
He subconsciously used the mathematical knowledge he had learned to solve this problem, but he thought about it in a blink of an eye, it is impossible for kindergarten to have deep mathematics, so this problem must be boring.
"Dad, can't you do it?" Wang Xiaoying leaned over to Wang Shen and asked with a smile.
When Wang Shen heard this, his old face turned red, and he hurriedly covered it up: "How is it possible? Dad is thinking? Do you know that everything needs a process of thinking, and Dad is in this process now." And you can't be disturbed when you're thinking, so you read the other textbooks first, and Dad will teach you after he solves the answer. ”
"Hee-hee, Dad, your face is red. "Wang Xiaoying is eccentric, deliberately not opening which pot to mention.
Then he said, "Actually, Ying Bao knows the answer to this question." Ying Bao deliberately asked his father just now, but he didn't expect his father to be stupid enough to even do such a simple question. ”
Wang Xiaoying's pink face was full of a smug smile, but Wang Shen was embarrassed and eager to find a hole to get into.
As a father, he was laughed at by his daughter, Wang Shen didn't know how to express this feeling.
I had to cover my face.
Wang Shen saw that his daughter was so proud, so he followed her thoughts and asked, "Then you tell Dad, what is the answer?"
"Hehe, Dad is so stupid, he doesn't even know 2889=5, and he's not as smart as Yingbao. Wang Xiaoying said happily, not to mention how happy.
Wang Shen buttoned his nose and asked, "Since Yingbao is so smart, then Yingbao tells Dad again, why is it equal to 5?"
Wang Xiaoying innocently replied, "Count the circles, 2889 has five circles, so it is equal to 5." Mrs. Dad was too stupid to even think of such a simple question. Hmph, it's not as powerful as Yingbao. ”
Wang Shen was slightly stunned when he heard this, and then turned his eyes to look at the math problems in the textbook.
According to her daughter, if you count the circles, there are really five circles.
What, being smart is being mistaken by being smart.
Wang Shen was powerless to complain, and he used mathematical knowledge to solve the problem that could be solved with a few circles, and questioned that such mathematical knowledge should not appear in kindergarten.
As a result, I didn't expect that after a long time, he could make it with a few laps!
Who came up with the topic of this cheat?
You hurry out and promise not to kill you.
(Some book friends want to see the progress of the protagonist's career, and some book friends want to see the protagonist's emotional affairs.) The author's Jun is also very painful. )