Chapter 60: How can you die realistically?
"Listen to yourself!"
Tang Xin handed the phone to Kuang Longfei.
Kuang Longfei took the phone and put it to his ear a little nervously, and after a while, his face showed joy, and while handing the phone back to Tang Xin, he turned around and whispered to Sun Quan: "She seems to be crying! ”
"Do I want to hang up?"
Tang Xin asked softly.
Sun Quan smiled and nodded, and when Tang Xin hung up the call, Sun Quan spoke up and said to Kuang Longfei, "You are a mallet! Why are you standing there stupidly? Please start your performance!"
Tang Xin bit her lip and couldn't help laughing.
Kuang Longfei woke up like a dream, "Oh, yes, yes, it's time for me to perform! I'll go! I'll go now......"
Talking incoherently, he turned and ran upstairs, the stairs clattering.
Tang Xin walked out of the bar, walked to Sun Quan's side, and asked with a smile: "Brother Quan, how did you come up with this idea? Do you usually watch a lot of Korean dramas?"
Sun Quan chuckled, "You still need to watch a lot? Korean dramas are that routine, what else can't you do if you look at them casually?"
Tang Xin sat opposite Sun Quan, with one hand on his cheek, his big eyes full of smiles, "You are in the wrong business! I think you should be a director!"
Sun Quan: "Heh, this is the worst time that the profession of director has been hacked!"
Tang Xin: "Hehe......"
Suddenly Kuang Longfei shouted upstairs: "Hey, hey, hey, I said you two come up and help!!"
Tang Xin raised his eyebrows at Sun Quan, "Brother Quan, shall we go up?"
Sun Quan put out the cigarette in his hand in the ashtray, got up and walked to the staircase.
"Hurry up, or we'll be having a baby!"
Tang Xin glanced at him and followed with a smile.
……
Master bedroom on the second floor.
When Sun Quan entered the door, he happened to see Kuang Longfei lying on the bed, constantly adjusting his lying posture, posing into a "one" character for a while, a "person" character for a while, and a "big" character for a while.
Sun Quan didn't walk over immediately, he just stood at the door, clasped his hands on his chest, and looked at it with a smile and interest.
Soon, Tang Xin squeezed to his side, and when she saw Kuang Longfei tossing on the bed, she sneered.
"Phineas, you're so funny!"
Compared with Sun Quan and Tang Xin's happiness, Kuang Longfei on the bed was very serious, and he could even be said to be very nervous, when he heard Tang Xin's laughter, he turned his face and saw Sun Quan and Tang Xin laughing at the door, watching him laugh, he was immediately annoyed.
"Bang!"
As soon as he slapped the bed board, he suddenly sat up like a corpse, and said angrily: "Hey, I said you two, do you have a bit of teamwork spirit? I'm dying, you two are still there watching jokes? Funny? I'm so serious, you say I'm funny? Help! Sun Quan! Tang Xin! Hurry up! Hurry up and give me ideas, how should I act? How can I act so that I can die more realistically?"
It's okay if he doesn't say it, the more he talks, the harder Sun Quan and Tang Xin laugh.
Especially Tang Xin, I don't know why this girl's smile is so low, and her tears are actually laughing.
Seeing that Kuang Longfei was really anxious, Sun Quan hurriedly raised his right hand and signaled him not to worry.
Then he said, "Playing a dead body, you don't need to use props, you don't wear makeup, how can you be realistic?"
Without waiting for Kuang Longfei to answer, Sun Quan turned his face and asked Tang Xin, "Do you have any foundation?"
Tang Xin looked at him with bright eyes, a smile in his eyes, a look of expectation, and nodded again and again, "Yes, yes!"
"Go get it!"
"Okay! I'll get it!"
Tang Xin turned around and ran into the small room in the back.
Sun Quan looked at Kuang Longfei on the bed again, at this time, Kuang Longfei had calmed down, probably because he finally saw Sun Quan helping him find a way, right?
"You think there's an old hen still alive in your kitchen?"
Kuang Longfei was stunned for a moment, and then nodded, "Yes, an uncle in the back community greeted me yesterday and said that he wanted me to help him stew an old hen soup today, I just bought it in the morning, and I haven't had time to kill ...... yet."
"You're going to kill now!"
Sun Quan interrupted Kuang Longfei's words, and ordered like a boss telling a buddy.
"Huh, going to kill chickens at this time?"
Kuang Longfei didn't react for a while.
Sun Quan smiled, "Remember to pick up all the chicken blood and bring it over!"
"Chicken blood?"
Kuang Longfei was stunned, and then his eyes lit up, and the whole person became a little excited, "Yes, yes! Chicken blood! Chicken blood is good, chicken blood is good, chicken blood is good, I'll go! I'm just going to kill chickens!"
With that, he immediately got out of bed, put on his shoes, and hurried downstairs.
When Tang Xin ran into the master bedroom with a box of foundation, she looked at the empty big bed and blinked blankly, "Brother Quan!
Sun Quan lazily leaned against the door frame, and laughed when he heard this, "You said that it was Brother Fei, Brother Fei didn't fly, can you still call Brother Fei?
"Flying?"
Tang Xin didn't know what expression to put on, of course she knew that Sun Quan was talking nonsense, just because she knew, so she didn't know what expression to put on.
- Is this man so unserious? I really didn't see it before!
……
A few minutes later, Kuang Long came up with a small bowl of red and bright chicken blood, and when he saw Sun Quan, he asked: "Sun Quan! What is this chicken blood? Should I take a sip and then deliberately come out of the corner of my mouth, pretending to vomit blood to death?"
Sun Quan: "......"
Tang Xin: "Poof"
"What are you laughing at?" Kuang Longfei glared at Tang Xin.
Sun Quan sighed, "Are you a martial arts master? vomit blood and die? Did you beat yourself to death with one palm?"
Kuang Longfei frowned, "That...... So how do you use this chicken blood?"
Sun Quan: "Go to bed and lie down!"
"Oh......"
Kuang Longfei immediately walked to the big bed.
Sun Quan: "Give me the chicken blood!"
Kuang Longfei: "Oh, good!"
He hurriedly turned around and handed the bowl of chicken blood in his hand to Sun Quan, and then quickly got on the bed, and when he lay down, he asked again, "What posture should I pose?"
Tang Xin held back a smile.
Sun Quan walked over lazily, "Just this posture! Don't move! Cover the quilt!"
"Cover the quilt, isn't it? It's so hot......"
Kuang Longfei frowned and expressed doubt.
Sun Quan casually poured a bowl of chicken blood on the ground next to his bed, spilling a large piece.
Tang Xin saw it and subconsciously exclaimed.
"Do you still want to act?
Sun Quan glared at Kuang Longfei, Kuang Longfei sighed, pursed his lips, obediently pulled the air conditioner on the bed over, and honestly covered himself.
"Give me the foundation!"
Sun Quan didn't look back, but his right hand stretched out behind him, Tang Xin agreed, and trotted over to put the foundation box in Sun Quan's hand.
"Remember, from now on, you're dead!"
Sun Quan slapped Kuang Longfei's face with powder while lazily reminding.
"Yes, I know!"
Kuang Longfei agreed, but his expression was a little hesitant, "Sun Quan......! Let's do this, Tang Tang, she's here, seeing this, will she really believe that I'm dead?"
Sun Quan laughed, "Do you still need to ask? Do you look down on her IQ, or do you look too high on your acting skills?"
Kuang Longfei frowned again, "Then what's the point of us working so hard?"
He was a little deflated.
Sun Quanguaner, "You don't need her to believe it all the time, as long as she believes it at the first sight of all this, it's enough! Next, it's up to you to perform! Behave well, squad leader! Whether you can save her heart or not, it's up to you!"