Chapter 402: There are more ruthless poems, Wang Huan is crazy!(Fourth update, CMC~~ plus more)

Qu Mingfeng swallowed his saliva and didn't say a word for a long time.

He asked Wang Huan to be a-stirring stick, but he didn't let him pour into people's mouths.

This is terrible.

Zhao Zeyuan: It's no wonder that they are not angry.

Because it is now a double live broadcast on TV and the Internet, I don't know how many viewers across the country are watching it, and this "Miscellaneous Feelings" will definitely be spread out in the future and let the world know.

The consequence is that in the future, as long as anyone mentions this poem, they will say that it was written by Wang Huan to scold Zhao Zeyuan, and who should not be crazy? Not to mention that Zhao Zeyuan was originally above the top, and they were suddenly scolded so badly that they could get angry with heart disease.

And at the moment.

The barrage in the live broadcast room has almost exploded.

"it! The poison king's poison skills have soared. ”

"I had long expected that the Poison King would amplify his moves, but his ultimate's lethality is too great, right?"

"It's a wolf killer!"

"It's so ruthless, I scolded all the readers. ”

"Nine out of ten people are white-eyed, and none of them are scholars. I'll strangle it, if anyone scolds me more for reading in the future, I will respond to the other party with this sentence, and the absolute lethality is off the charts. ”

After Brother Huan finished reading this poem, he ran overnight and bought a station ticket. ”

“……”

Zhao Zeyuan's hands trembled, pointing at Wang Huan, but he was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Tian He and Yang Yuansheng were two people, their heavy breathing was clearly audible, and the green tendons on their foreheads were exposed, and they were obviously confused.

Fang Youwen's expression was hideous, and he picked up the microphone and stood up.

I saw that the situation was not right.

Director Qian immediately shouted: "Live TV will immediately insert advertisements, live webcast...... Go on. ”

On the web, a lot of the rules will be much more relaxed. What's more, although Wang Huan has recited a scolding poem now, but if he really wants to be more serious, he actually didn't do anything, to put it bluntly, it still fits the theme of tonight: poetry exchange meeting, but what he said is not modern poetry.

So, while it's not appropriate to continue to broadcast live on TV, it's okay to live stream the show online.

A brand's ad immediately replaced the live stream.

"Exploring the boundaries of beauty creates great power...... For the P30, the image is so beyond imagination. ”

A beautiful phone swiped across the TV screen.

However, the audience in front of the TV began to curse.

"it, it, it, it,

"It's exciting, what about the 50-meter broadsword of labor and management?"

"I'm so angry, hurry up and transfer me, I'm going crazy. ”

“……”

However, some people soon found out that the online live broadcast was still continuing to broadcast the program, and in an instant, I don't know how many netizens in front of the TV opened the whale live broadcast platform and poured into the live broadcast room.

The popularity of the live broadcast room skyrocketed.

However, the little brother of the whale's programmer has already had a complete set of emergency plans for Wang Huan, so even if the pressure on the server soars instantly, there is still no problem in the live broadcast room, at most, there are only occasional stutters, which does not affect the viewing.

Now.

The scene of the show.

Fang Youwen, who was angry, had already picked up the microphone and began to reprimand angrily: "It's too much! It's too much! I don't respect the teacher, I have no one in my eyes, and I speak wildly." Even the clothes are so neat, no wonder they are so immoral. ”

Why did Fang Youwen say this? The reason is that Wang Huan did not come over in formal clothes today.

Generally speaking, as a special guest and CCTV live broadcast, he must at least wear a suit and leather shoes, so as to show his identity. But today, Wang Huan was just wearing casual clothes, because he was used to this, and there was no assistant to take care of it for him, so he didn't care much about the clothing, but he didn't expect to be talked about by Fang Youwen now.

Wang Huan listened.

The fire is also rising.

You have to take care of me when I wear clothes?

Numb, you're just scolding people indiscriminately. And dare to compare with him?

Lend you a few guts!

Anyway, he had already offended the other party, Wang Huan sneered: "I don't respect the teacher? May I ask where I don't respect the teacher? There is a saying in Huaxia: There is no before and after learning, and the master is the teacher." According to this reason, I have won all three exchange matches just now, and you don't even have the courage to compete with me, does it prove that I can be your teacher?

The audience was dumbfounded.

This Wang Huan is really heart-wrenching!

No wonder the combat effectiveness of the drug army on the Internet is second to none, and it turns out that he is the leader of the drug army.

"You ......"

Fang Youwen almost vomited blood.

Wang Huan said again: "In addition, let me say one more thing, as a poet, you are also a well-known public figure, and you actually judge the character of others based on your clothes, don't you think this sentence is a bit unbelievable?"

Fang Youwen was also dizzy, and said with a gloomy face: "Hmph! In fact, this is the case, well-dressed people are generally nobler than those who are tattered and sloppy in terms of literary literacy and morality. Isn't that true? How good can a person be when he wears clothes and doesn't pay attention to the occasion?"

Hear this.

Most of the audience at the scene was unhappy, but Fang Youwen's words were too biased, and even contained insults to others to a certain extent.

Even Zhao Zeyuan frowned: "It's not good, Lao Fang is confused." ”

Tian He was shocked: "What should I do? Usually it's okay for him to say this, but this is a CCTV program, and the impact is not good. ”

Yang Yuansheng shook his head: "There should be no live broadcast for the time being, and you can guess it by watching the host." ”

Zhao Zeyuan breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay if it's not live." ”

While the three of them were talking.

Wang Huan, who was standing on the stage, suddenly smiled.

The old guy looked really confused.

So what can be done?

Of course, I took advantage of this opportunity to continue to chase and fight!

He didn't continue to talk to Fang Youwen, but looked at the host Sisi on the side: "Hello, I want to ask you to do me a favor, can you find me an embroidery needle now?"

Embroidery needles?

Sisi was stunned for a moment, what does Wang Huan want this thing for? But she still nodded and said, "Okay, please wait a moment, Mr. Wang, I will ask the staff on the scene to see who has embroidery needles." But this thing is usually found in families, Mr. Wang, don't get your hopes up......"

"I have, I have!"

As soon as Sisi's words fell, he saw a boy in the audience stand up, holding a sewing kit in his hand and shouting.

Everyone hasn't recovered from the fact that this boy is carrying a sewing kit.

I saw Wang Huan take a small embroidery needle from the boy's hand.

He held up the needle and smiled, "You know what it is, you know what it does, right?"

"You know, it's an embroidery needle, and it's used to sew clothes. ”

The audience shouted.

Wang Huan said with a smile: "Everyone is right, so when I see this embroidery needle at this moment, I can't help but be excited, and I think of a poem." ”

What the?

Another poem comes to mind?

What do you want to make trouble again?

Host Sisi's eyes widened.

As for the audience, they began to whisper, not knowing what Wang Huan had in mind.

Wang Huan glanced at Fang Youwen meaningfully, and then said: "This poem, it's called "Yong Needle". ”

"Needle"

"A hundred hammers and a needle,

Upside down.

Eyes grow on the buttocks,

Only recognize the clothes and not the people. ”

Burst!

Fang Youwen felt that the sky was spinning, his head was blank, and he fell directly backwards.