Chapter 441: Who's on Who's Stupid*!
"Pull it down, your alliance is a bit powerful, I'm afraid my small body is a little unbearable!"
In this regard, Li Chun couldn't help but respond with a smile: "Of course you can't, it's okay for Xu Qian to come, or let her try?"
Xu Yang: "Don't make trouble, it's inconvenient for her to see people recently, and as far as the relationship between the two of us is incompatible, since I'm here, she will definitely not appear, you guys are dead of this heart!"
Li Chun...
"Fourth brother, your self-deceptive skills have reached the point of being innocent, have you started to cheat?"
"There is another point, fourth brother, you are wrong, it's not that Xiaoxue broke into the enemy's interior for you, but that she has been bought by us, and she will tell us if you have any trouble in the future, hehe!"
Xu Yang...
"So I'm green? No, I've been betrayed, no, I'm being watched by my own employees, and I'm going to pay her?"
Reba: "You can understand it this way, after all, you have been surrounded by us, so if you know each other, hurry up and accept your fate!"
"I'm bah, I'm Ionia will never be a slave, I want me to accept my fate, come, how much money you give her, I'll give you double!" Xu Yang said fearlessly, at this time he felt that the light above his head was shining, as if the protagonist's aura was possessed.
Hearing that he dared to speak like this, Li Chun and Qiao Fei glanced at each other, and then said, "Then you can give 2 million enough!"
"Take it, I can't afford it"
"If you still need someone to provide information, I think I can do it, I don't want 2 million, 500,000 is fine, I have all the information here!" Xu Yang hurriedly said with a smile.
Joffe...
Li Chun...
I have never seen such a brazen person, not only do you not even want an agent for money, but you can even sell yourself yourself, so you have no discipline.
If Xu Yang knew what they were thinking, he would definitely say, "What is the festival, can you eat it?"
His festival has long been eaten by the iron pillar little by little, which can be understood as the festival being eaten by the dog.
"Okay, let's go quickly!, or the lantern festival will end in a while," Xie Yi hurriedly said after seeing that a few people were still arguing.
Then everyone got into the car together and rushed to the city, and when they arrived at the destination, they found that it was still lively in the city, the Lantern Festival, and the streets outside were full of passing crowds.
In addition, the smell of the Spring Festival has not yet dissipated to add a touch of heat to this festival, and they come to the most prosperous pedestrian street here, with lantern festivals, snacks, and groups of performances.
Several people immediately disguised themselves in the car before starting to get out of the car, after all, there is a huge flow of people here, and there are a lot of them, so the popular ones are afraid of being recognized by others.
Fortunately, it was night, and it was almost enough for several people to wear a mask each, and the reason for the light would not be so noticeable.
"Wow!
As soon as they got out of the car, several girls let out a burst of exclamations, and then pulled them and a few men to start crazy shopping mode.
Seriously, this is not the same as the lantern festival he imagined, in his imagination, it should be a poetic night for a group of people to come out to guess lantern riddles and admire the moon.
But as soon as the women got out of the car, they ran straight to the snack pile, as if the bright lights on the side did not attract them in the slightest.
"Fourth brother, I want to eat squid!"
"Fourth uncle, I want to eat skewers!"
"Boss, I want fried potatoes!"
Xu Yang...
"You can eat, what do you always tell me to do!"
"Pay the bill!" Qiao Fei said confidently.
Xu Yang: Σ(°△°|) ︴
"No, didn't you say you didn't need me to treat you, why..."
"Fourth brother, didn't you find that the people around you came out to play, as long as it was a man and a woman together, the men paid for it? This is a chance for you!" Gu Wanning said with a smile, and then asked for a string of squid.
Xu Yang: (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻
"What about the cheat daddy, this is obviously a couple, which man have you ever seen pay so many women together!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xie Yi pulled him, and then pointed to a family not far from them, a man took his wife and two daughters out to go shopping, and at the same time paid the expenses of three women, which was a slap in the face at the speed of light.
Xu Yang: →_→
"Brother, he is also a married man, why do people have money in their pockets, but you only have five cents in your pocket!"
"Nonsense, I used to have money in my pocket, but I spent it all, by the way, give me a stinky tofu, I don't have any money!" Xie Yi said confidently.
Lai Yi: "Brother Xu, they all ordered, isn't that not bad for me, thank you!"
Xu Yang...
He suddenly felt that it was a mistake for him to come out today, and that he didn't smell good when he slept in bed? He didn't have to be tired, he didn't get angry, and the most important thing was to save money.
In desperation, he could only pay, and by the way, he brought himself a squid, and everyone else's was paid, so he couldn't owe himself, and after coming out, several people found a corner where no one was to eat, and then went over and over again to find the next target.
The women of them really ate openly, and I don't know who refused to even eat fried Lantern Festival at dinner, saying that they were afraid that they would gain weight and couldn't eat too greasy things.
After doing it for a long time, it turned out that he was going to calculate him, and he came here for a big meal with his stomach, he~ woman!
Not only that, but he actually has to take care of the food of the other two old men, which is very uncomfortable, he also wants to eat with the people around him like everyone else, but the situation is a little unallowed!
There are five women over there, he can't open his mouth a little, Xie Yi is a poor bastard, as for Lai Yi, you can beat him, but if you want him to pay for it, this kid runs faster than anyone else.
Finally, the ancestors had eaten and drunk enough, and began to prepare to go back, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hey, if only it were the Lantern Festival every day," Reba said, rubbing his stomach.
Xu Yang: "Ahem... Okay, the Lantern Festival is so good. ”
I still want to think that every day is the Lantern Festival, I want to eat it, I just want to pit me, and I still say it so high-sounding.
Qiao Fei: "Alright, it's not too early, let's get ready to go back!"
As soon as everyone agreed, suddenly there was a burst of singing in front of them, and it was his song.
"The lights are shining in the distance, and you are alone on the road with your head down. ”
"The bigger the city, the more panicked, the more yearning and how long it is. ”
Li Chun: "Hey, it seems that someone is singing your song in front of you, Fourth Brother, do you want to take a look!"
"Agree"*6
Seeing this situation, he could only helplessly step forward with the crowd, and when he arrived, he saw that a young man was holding a guitar and singing in a small square.
And he sang his song "The Scenery About You in This Life", his voice is okay, and his singing is also good, although some of the details in it are not in place, but as a non-professional singer, it is already quite good.
There weren't many people around, but there were about 20 people.
The group came to a place with few people in a low-key manner and listened to his singing silently, to be honest, it has a different flavor, and you can also hear the feelings paid by the other party when singing this song, don't think about it, this should be a person with a story.
Everyone has a story, everyone is a story in themselves, some people write their own stories into books, some people make up stories into songs, and some people sing their own stories with the help of other people's songs.
"Fourth brother, he's singing your song! it's pretty good," Li Chun said as he shook his arm.
Xu Yang: "Don't shake, I heard it!"
"You original singer here, don't you go up and sing a song? Seeing that he sings your song so well, he should still be your fan, and by the way, he can surprise the fans, I think it's very interesting!" Li Chun continued.
Qiao Fei: "That's it, fourth brother, you just go up, it's okay, we won't laugh at you if you can't sing well!"
Then everyone also whispered.
Xu Yang: "It's not that problem, how can anyone sing without taking off their masks, if I go up and sing, I will definitely be recognized, how can we run then?"
"Don't get in trouble, let's listen here for a while and then go back, we have to go to work tomorrow!"
Seeing him like this, several people glanced at each other, as if they typed out a 3,000-word paper on the keyboard in an instant, and the excitement was about to catch up with Mr. He and Huang Shi.
"You're really not good?" asked Joffe.
Xu Yang: "I'm not on it, whoever is on is stupid*!"
"We'll answer you in a moment"
After Qiao Fei finished speaking, everyone pushed and kicked him to the center of the field, and then they disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Xu Yang...
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