Chapter 32: Idiot, You Mistyped
"Isn't it ......"
In the hands of the uninvited guest, Su Yujin, was holding a large number of supermarket coupons and vouchers neatly placed on the living room table by Lu Mu at this moment, as well as some miscellaneous winning tickets.
She took a closer look at these objects, and then looked at Lu Mu with a complicated expression.
Hearing this, Lu Mu, who was originally in a hurry, suddenly became stunned.
Is this going to be discovered?
Are you going to be found out that you are the koi fish in the world?
Sure enough, it was a mistake to let this woman in.
So far, I can only ......
Lu Mu looked at Su Yujin, who was holding a large number of coupons, vouchers and winning tickets in his hand, and had a vicious idea in his heart that was "extremely cruel", "extremely cruel" and "extremely ruthless".
But just when Lu Mu was about to take action, Su Yujin stared at the pile of coupons, vouchers and winning tickets in his hand, and said: "Could it be that you are making fake papers? ”
Lu Mu: "......"
Hearing Su Yujin's bold words, Lu Mu's stone that was originally hanging in his heart slowly fell.
He hurriedly stepped forward, snatched back a bunch of coupons, vouchers and winning coupons from Su Yujin's hand, and muttered: "You are the one who made fake papers......
He kept these coupons and other items in order to hide the fact that he was a koi in the world.
Otherwise, you can go to a supermarket and get another bottle. If you are lucky, you may be able to win the drink in that supermarket, and by the way, you will win the best prize. If he didn't hide some coupons and didn't use them indiscriminately, Lu Mu felt that he might go to any supermarket, as long as there were luck-related activities, he wouldn't have to spend money at all.
It's okay twice this time, but in the long run, even if the employees in the supermarket don't suspect Lu Mu, they won't treat Lu Mu well!
Who wants to meet a prostitute every day?
Therefore, as a cautious human koi, Lu Mu didn't want to poke out some unnecessary baskets.
"You are now, ...... right away"
After carefully placing these coupons, vouchers and winning tickets that he had carefully collected in order according to the time when they were about to expire, Lu Mu raised his eyes and said coldly.
Now, he just wants to drive out Su Yujin, an uninvited guest.
"Wow, the vinyl record of the band Coldday? How did you have this album? This album is limited to 10,000 copies worldwide, you can't buy it with money alone, and you need to do a lottery...... I didn't know how much it had to do with it, but I didn't grab this album!" Su Yujin appeared in a corner of the living room at this time, squatted down and looked at the vinyl record that Lu Mu brought to pad the table legs, and said indignantly: "You guy, your luck is too good! Forget if you are lucky, but such a sacred thing, you actually use it to pad the table legs? It's really a tyrannical thing, a tyrannical thing!"
The more Su Yujin spoke, the more angry he became, and the more he talked, the more angry he became.
The guy named Lu Mu in front of him is really in the midst of blessings and doesn't know the blessings.
I have a classic album of the world's most influential band at home, and if I don't have a good supply, I don't know what this album means to music fans?
If you don't like it, just sell it, why bother taking the table legs and burying this god?
Lu Mu: "......"
The record in Su Yujin's mouth was when he and Hu Junbiao passed by a large record store when he was in college, and the clerks in the store dragged Lu Mu, who had bought the record, to participate in the lottery. So, Lu Mu, who stretched out his hand at will, easily won the grand prize and included the vinyl record of the Cold Sun Band, the treasure of the town store in this large record store.
At that time, after Lu Mu won the grand prize, the owner of the record store was completely red-eyed.
Among the thousands of raffle tickets he deliberately arranged, only one ticket for the grand prize was placed.
In order to be able to use this vinyl record gimmick to promote the sales of the store. As for someone actually winning the grand prize? The owner of the record store didn't even think of it.
Unexpectedly, there was really a "Cheng Biting Gold" who came out halfway and won the prize with a thousandth, one in ten thousand.
The owner of the record store was about to regret it at that time, and Lu Mu, who was the initiator, did not feel anything.
He didn't like the Cold Day Band, and he didn't even bother to open the envelope after getting this vinyl record that was regarded as a god by countless music fans. Even after graduating from college, I directly used this thing as a table leg.
If this news had been learned by the owner of the record store at the time, he was afraid that he would vomit blood and die.
"Wow ......"
Just when Lu Muzheng was recalling how he got this vinyl record, Su Yujin's exclamation came from the other side again: "The special version of the brave vs. Susica! How did you get this game? ”
Su Yujin didn't know when he appeared under Lu Mu's large-screen LCD TV, looking at the bonus game card of "Brave vs. Susica" on the table, and his beautiful eyes were full of envy.
Hearing this, Lu Mu shrugged helplessly.
The bonus game card of this game was pre-ordered directly on the official website after he saw the official news. The matter of exchanging the lottery number for pre-order qualifications is not too difficult for Lu Mu.
Su Yujin held this disc in the palm of his hand, and the whole person seemed to have obtained a holy relic, and said with a flash in his eyes: "I didn't expect to be able to meet you here!"
Suddenly, she thought of something.
She hurriedly took out a mobile phone from her pocket and said to herself: "When you encounter this thing, you must take a photo and post it on Weibo!"
Saying that, Su Yujin simply sorted out her hair and dress, as a person who is naturally beautiful without makeup, she can amaze the world without grooming.
So, she quickly posed for a POSS, held the special collector's edition disc of "Warriors vs. Susica" in her hand, and took a selfie.
Then he skillfully launched a microblog on his mobile phone.
Lu Mu saw this scene and shook his head.
The current situation of contemporary girls!
"Bang!" Lu Mu's mobile phone vibrate, he took out his mobile phone, and found that it was Su Yujin's latest Weibo post.
The photos are stunning, even without retouching and retouching.
However, looking at the copywriting of this Weibo, it seems a little uncomfortable.
"Stupid, you made a typo!"
Lu Mu looked at Su Yujin and reminded.