On November 12, 2013, at 1:12 a.m., at the Holiday Garden Bathhouse on Zhuangyuan South Road in Xuancheng, I woke up from sleep and lit a cigarette with a match in the bathhouse. The female technician who was doing foot rubbing was in a state of drowsiness, casually and mechanically touching my right foot, and as soon as I moved, she woke up, smiled apologetically, and switched her hands to her left foot.

"Alright," I said, "I'm leaving." ”

The female technician was relieved, looked at my hand records, and asked me to sign the list. I scribbled a few times and put away the cigarette case on the small table. I don't know if I want to go home, maybe it's just because the female technician is lazy and upset, but I don't want to embarrass her. But if you eat together, are there still few lazy people in this world?

Yesterday at the Jinsha Nightclub, when Dr. Jin was leaving, he gave me a sick leave slip that my name was Sima Wei and asked him to help prescribe. I'm also lazy, taking the company's salary and benefits but not going to work, and giving myself a good reason to be sick. Maybe I'm really sick, I think, otherwise why do I keep encountering strange things these days, and there are always inconsistencies.

I have a bruise on my right hand, and it still hurts, from yesterday morning when I pushed and shoved with Wu Wangjing. Wu Wangjing saw that there was a text message on my mobile phone that was exactly the same as his, and he refused to say a word again. No matter how I asked him, how I enlightened him, without saying a word, I motioned for me to leave with a look of hatred that I had never seen before. This text message came at an inopportune time, and before that, Wu Wangjing almost said who the man in white was behind him. I wanted to say something more, but Wu Wangjing's expression was full of anger and pushed me out of the door.

November 12, 2013, 1:26 a.m., Xuancheng Zhuangyuan South Road Holiday Garden Bath. The female technician walked past me after packing up her tools, nodded at me, smiled, and said, "Thank you." ”

I didn't wait for her to speak again, and preemptively said, "What day is it today?" The smile on her face instantly froze, it was even more ugly than crying, and she opened her mouth wide in a daze, looking at me in horror.

I don't know, why would she be afraid to be like that?

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On November 12, 2013, at 8:32 a.m., it was drizzling, and the Lao Wang Ji Noodle Restaurant near the company. I ordered a bowl of spicy pork noodles, poached eggs, pickles, and vegetarian chicken, and sat in the last seat with my face outward, eating while watching every customer who entered the store. I ate slowly because I was waiting for someone.

When Li Fenfen's petite and delicate figure came in with a transparent yellow umbrella, I immediately raised my hand to greet him: "Minister Li, here." ”

She put away her umbrella, looked at me in surprise, shook her head helplessly and walked over, "I heard that Mr. Cao is sick?"

I smiled and quipped, "It's not normal." "At the same time, take care of the guys, a bowl of shredded meat and vegetable noodle soup, the noodles should be less, don't waste it. I used to have breakfast in Lao Wang Ji, and I met Li Fenfen a few times, and she always ordered the same food, this is a principled woman.

"You have a heart," Li Fenfen looked at me and asked, "Are you here to deliver a sick note?"

I responded to her words and said, "I have the intention to send a note, but I have no intention of touching it, do you think this is fate?" As she spoke, she handed him the sick leave sheet issued by Dr. Jin, she took it and said with a look of surprise on her face: "Neurological function sleeplessness, what kind of disease is this?"

I was shocked, this fat golden man, I just asked you not to prescribe a terminal illness, and I didn't ask you to be unscrupulous, do you have any professional ethics?

I pointed to the vegetarian chicken poached eggs in my bowl with chopsticks and said, "That's it, thinking about you and not being able to sleep, missing is a disease." By the way, it means insomnia, I have insomnia. ”

Li Fenfen changed the seriousness of being a person for a long time, and sneered, which was very good-looking. She picked up the noodles that had just been served at the table and said: "I don't care what kind of illness you have, just meet the formalities, I still have to go to work, and I don't have time to be poor with you." ”

I nodded happily, who said that our company's personnel Minister Li is not a good man and an iron breadman, I think he is an empathetic little beauty.

"Thank you. I said.

Li Fenfen raised her head and asked me, "What day is today?"

I froze, dumbfounded, looking her in the eye. She said: "Haven't you read the recent "Xuancheng Daily"? There is a serial on it called "The Past of Xuancheng", in which everyone speaks those two sentences. ”

"Is there one?" I asked, "Is there such a novel?"

Li Fenfen looked at the leftover half bowl of noodles in my bowl, shook her head and said, "No matter how you look at it, you look like a nouveau riche, I buy it myself." ”

I handed the guy 50 yuan and said, "Together, don't look for it." Chong Li Fenfen said: "Is it okay to slap me in the face, a bowl of noodles can't corrode a good cadre like you, you can invite me to eat good next time." ”

Li Fenfen was helpless, and said with a smile: "I really don't understand, how can there be a rogue boss like you." ”

I got up and arched my hand, "As long as the boss is not a scoundrel." ”

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On November 12, 2013, at 8:53 a.m., I finally got a taxi in the light rain, sat in the passenger seat, and prepared to go to Shuiyangjiang Avenue.

A short and fat old man helped a fat and short old lady out of the stab, stopped in front of the car, and discussed: "Sir, I'm sorry, my wife is sick and wants to go to Jiuzhou Hospital, can you give me the car?"

I was very depressed, and I opened the window and asked him, "Do you know that I didn't bring an umbrella? Do you know how long I stopped this car? Do you know that I am also sick, and I have neurological function and sleeplessness?"

The old man looked at me disappointedly, his eyes full of anxiety.

I said, "Why don't you sit in the back row and send you first and then me?"

The old man was overjoyed, and the driver kept silent, but at this time he said: "It's not going well, it's too big, who will pay the fare?"

I said loudly, "I'll pay for everything, I'd like to see the rain for a ride, okay?"

The two old men got into the car, and when the car started, I saw a small transparent yellow umbrella on the side of the street in the rain, and Li Fenfen, who was petite and delicate under the umbrella, was looking at me intently.

I laughed, I'm a good person, at least I've always wanted to be a good person in my heart.

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On November 12, 2013, at 11:02 p.m., the rain was getting heavier and heavier, and there were all kinds of traffic jams on the road.

When I got home, my clothes were half wet. I took a shower, ordered a takeout on my phone, and found a delivery message on Taobao. It was a set of limited edition bookmarks bought on Double 11, a set of 8 sheets, with a Picasso abstract painting on the front.

When the takeaway was delivered, I noticed the EMS on the shoe cabinet at the door, which was delivered by the security guard Lao Ge the afternoon before yesterday, I remember.

At that time, I was negligent in dismantling and looking, and I opened it casually, and there was a set of 8 bookmarks in a thin and beautiful cardboard box. The printing microstrips of imitation oil paintings are undulating and very textured, Picasso's "Girl on a Horse", "Lady in Turkish Dress", "Portrait of Stein", "Les Demoiselles d'Avignon", and the other 4 I can't name. On the back of the bookmark there is an introduction to the front painting, and the bottom line 10000-01792 is the number of the limited edition.

I was eating takeout and playing with each other, thinking about which books to insert on the shelves, when an idea struck me. I obviously placed an order on Double 11, why did the courier deliver them to my downstairs on November 10th, or to be exact after 3pm on November 9th?

My head was confused, why did I keep encountering these strange and inconsistent things about time confusion these days.