Chapter 1004: I'll Help You
Shang Yang suddenly didn't know how to respond, he didn't even have the mood to joke with Ding Xiaonian, in his ideological cognition, race is not a problem, skin color is not a problem, and even age is not a problem, but at least the two of them should be together appropriately, Ding Xiaonian and this woman are also together... Made in heaven!
Li Long also gasped, not knowing how to evaluate it at all.
Li Mang stared at the woman thoughtfully.
"No..."
Jessica suddenly spoke, in her eyes, the eastern face is similar, and the black face is similar, but there is still a difference in height, shortness, fat and thinness, and she can see with her eyeballs that there is definitely something wrong with this marriage.
A serious way: "Master, this is their marriage cursed by the devil!"
Shang Yang was terrified when he heard it, how could this stinky girl like to tell the truth, and say it in front of the parties.
"!"
Ding Xiaonian scolded again, was pulled back to reality, and roared angrily: "Just blame you, I hide very safely in the base on weekdays, no matter how they smash the door, they can't open it, they can't catch it, let alone suffer this kind of ordeal, it's all you, your head is convulsive, why are you coming to me?"
"What are you going to do??"
Shang Yang was yelled at and didn't even have the desire to resist, the reason was very simple, and he was also shocked by the woman's strong physique, which was indeed very strong.
After pondering for a moment, he stubbornly said: "Brother, you must be outstanding, otherwise why don't they like others and have to like you?"
"I think she's very good, according to our words, she has a big ass and can give birth to a son!"
So far, I can only find a reason to comfort, if I find a black man by myself, it is not impossible, but the figure still has requirements, this kind of figure, there is no way to start...
"Fart!"
Ding Xiaonian was extremely excited, and the green tendons on his neck bulged: "Is that a big butt? Not only is her butt big, but everything is big, objectively speaking, do you understand how a toothpick stirs a big vat?"
"To be unhappy for her is an insult to me!"
"Ahem"
Shang Yang was so shocked that he coughed twice, and he also knew that there were many objective problems that could not be changed according to the supervisor's thoughts, such as physiological structure, frankly speaking, it was really inappropriate with black people.
looked at Li Long.
The latter twisted his head to the side in shame, and did not mean to help speak at all.
I had to continue to be relieved: "Don't be inferior, the relationship between husband and wife is in the run-in, not to mention, there are some things you don't want to, and she can't either..."
"The surname is Shang!"
Ding Xiaonian shouted hoarsely, and the people around him looked at it and couldn't understand it, but he was already a little hostile to Shang Yang, after all, this was their "son-in-law"
"Open your dog's eyes and take a good look, there are some problems that I can't do if I don't want to? If wrestling is concerned, she can knock me for three rounds!"
"I'm a little taller, if I'm ten centimeters shorter, and I'm picked up by her princess, others will think I'm her son... Compared to her, I am a baby in swaddling clothes!"
Shang Yang looked at the woman in a cold sweat, she was still standing on the tree and waving to a few people, her palm was like a fan, and one hand was bigger than half of Ding Xiaonian's buttocks...
Ding Xiaonian saw that he didn't respond, and shouted again: "The surname is Shang, I said calmly, you can also answer the question rationally!"
"At night, we both slept"
"It's that kind of sleep"
"Turn off the lights"
"Look down at the darkness on the pillow, there is only one pair of eyes, do you say I move or not? It's okay not to move, the eyes are always floating in the air, if you move, close and open, is it scary?"
Shang Yang's heart was so confused when he heard it that he didn't dare to look at him directly.
Ding Xiaonian gritted his teeth and said, "It's good to do this."
"Think about it another way, what if she's up there?"
"When I open my eyes, I can't see anything... As long as it feels, what's the difference between being crushed by a ghost and being crushed?"
"If she opens her eyes, can you figure out how she looks at you?"
Shang Yang covered his face when he heard his roar, the picture was indeed too beautiful, it was impossible to imagine that Li Long and Jessica also had goosebumps all over their bodies when they heard it, this kind of thing was inevitable, and if you think about it carefully, it is indeed a little scary.
"You... How did you meet?"
Li Mang suddenly spoke, very serious, and his serious appearance was a little honest.
"How else can you know it? The strong dragon can't overpower the ground snake!"
Ding Xiaonian was still resentful, and secretly glanced at the woman who was scratching her head on the treehouse, and was frightened, and continued: "They are indigenous people in the rainforest, under the jurisdiction of the local government, but they have a lot of autonomy, simply put, the local people only have the ownership of all the land, but they cannot interfere with their lives."
"The land I rented was nearby, and they stopped it, and later explained to them what they wanted to build, but they were mistaken for someone who could communicate with the gods, and they also worshiped all the people in our base as people who could talk to the gods!"
"It's okay if they don't stop it, but to give birth to an heir, according to them, to leave the tribe with someone who can talk to the gods..."
"I was going to make a perfunctory sentence and do things hastily, but they got serious, and from time to time around the base... Just to find us..."
"I used to hide from it, but today I caught it..."
When he finished saying everything, everyone suddenly realized that this kind of thing was not difficult for them to understand, there were indeed many primitive tribes in this land, including the cannibals imagined by Shang Yang, for whom faith or gods were very important, and everyone was extremely religious.
"It's over"
Shang Yang heard that it was related to the "gods", and he knew that he would not be able to escape this level, and Ding Fatzi would spend candles in the cave room with the woman on the tree tonight.
Li Long shook his head, he was raised by an old monk, and he knew very well how powerful the power of faith was, and it was simply unrealistic to save him.
Only Li Mang burst out with a fine light in his eyes.
"You mean, they treat everyone in the base as someone who can communicate with the gods?"
"Yes..."
Ding Xiaonian sighed: "But those people were all invited for a lot of money, how can you bear to toss them? I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"
"Noble!" Shang Yang gave a thumbs up.
"Selfless..."Li Long's voice sounded one after another.
As soon as the two spoke, they fell.
didn't wait for Ding Xiaonian to speak.
"Actually... Someone can help you go to hell!" Li Mang suddenly spoke.
Suddenly, several people looked over, a little confused, and didn't understand what it meant.
Li Mang raised his hand and scratched his head honestly, with a height of one meter nine, he looked extremely funny, he looked left and right, and then showed a smile: "Xiao Nian, although it is the first time we have met, I can always hear Shang Yang mention it..."
"We're good friends!"
"If you don't want to, this hell, I can help you down... Hey hey"
As soon as these words came out, several people were stunned.