Liu Yiyi is in the brain pot shop near the school.

In a large box, eight people sat in a circle.

"I'll start with a drink, it's a pleasure to have friends from afar. Li Lan stood up and lifted the wine glass, and the foam in the glass was like snowflakes tumbling in the golden sea.

Everyone raised their glasses and drank it all, of course the boys were beer, the girls were Song Shumin, and Gao Wanyun was coconut water.

The cold beer flows from the throat to the heart, and in this autumn weather, it is still hot and unbearable, like a desert traveler with a smoking tongue suddenly encountering a sweet spring, which is indescribably refreshing.

"I've heard that you Cantonese people don't eat anything except the four-legged bench, the two-legged kind, the airplane flying in the sky, the train running on the ground, and the steamer swimming in the water! Is it true?" Li Lan chose a joke in order to warm up the atmosphere.

This kind of words were still relatively new at the time, so everyone looked at Gao Wanyun curiously.

"Well, we people in Guangzhou do like to eat all kinds of game, but this is a bit too exaggerated, some of us in Guangzhou don't like to eat spicy and especially oily things, because the weather is hot and prone to acne. Gao Wanyun stuck out her tongue and explained to everyone.

"Then I heard that you Cantonese eat Fujianese, and I heard that you are also included in the college entrance examination questions??" Li Lan then asked.

When everyone heard it, they all felt that it was very sci-fi, how could it be possible for Guangzhou people to eat Fujianese?

In the midst of everyone's curiosity and incomprehension, they heard Li Lan say with reasonable evidence: According to an unknown person's announcement:

Your Guangdong college entrance examination timetable is 9.00-11:00 a.m. on June 7, and it is Cantonese listening and speaking.

From 15:00 to 17:00 in the afternoon, soup is cooked.

On June 8th, 9:00-11:00 a.m., it's ocean fishing

15:00-17:00 p.m. is a Fujian cook

The Fujian college entrance examination timetable is on June 7 from 9.00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. Shaxian snack cooking and tasting

15:00-17:00 p.m. Tea ceremony and tea ceremony

On June 8th, 9:00-11:00 a.m., Taiwanese Mandarin was heard

From 15:00 to 17:00 p.m., it is a challenge to survive in the wild in Guangdong

The crowd listened to his serious nonsense.

He Lilang, Cheng Tiansong, and Zhang Cong 401 are okay, after all, they have been together for a while, and they have heard a lot of sassy words, but Sun Ya and several of them have encountered this situation for the first time, and Sun Ya, Du Lanxin, and Gao Wanyun, who have a low laugh, are all holding their backs, and their stomachs are a little sore when they laugh, and they can't straighten their waists, and they slap the table vigorously.

He Lilang saw that jokes could attract the attention of girls, and he stood up and pretended to be serious and said: "I've read "Ip Man", I'll tell you, I will also Wing Chun.

Everyone including Li Lan was surprised, Wing Chun? This guy is really fake?

Then I saw He Lilang making a Wing Chun gesture, squatting slightly with one foot and straightening with one foot, and pressing his whole body weight on one of the squatting feet, not to mention that he had really practiced at first glance.

Just when everyone was looking forward to a closer look at Chinese martial arts, they only heard He Lilang affectionately say the beginning of a poem recitation: Ah!

At first, everyone was a little confused, and this is gone?

10 seconds, 20 seconds, 30 seconds.

The scene was a little awkward.

Li Lan and Sun Ya were the first to react, this is a homophonic stalk, and then explained to the others, and everyone suddenly had to say that several people felt a little cold in this hot weather.

"Hahahahaha" Song Shumin smiled like a big goose.

"Is it funny?" Everyone looked at Song Shumin, who was about to laugh, and asked.

After a long while, Song Shumin, who finally stopped laughing, said breathlessly: "Just, just now, the Guangzhou people that Li Lan said are too funny to eat Fujianese." ”

"I'm grinning, eldest sister, what kind of reflex arc do you have" He Lilang had just risen to the starting point, and was dispelled like this.

With a good start, the atmosphere at the dinner table is lively.

After the dishes are served.

Du Lanxin, Song Shumin, and Gao Wanyun were the first to eat tendons, stewed tendons, stained with prepared sesame sauce, and ate happily, nodding and praising frequently.

Then it was time for the eight immortals to cross the sea and show their magical powers. He Lilang took the lead in raising a glass to Du Lanxin, and said a set of smooth words: The wine is poured into the white porcelain cup, and you don't push the wine in front of you, although the wine is not good for human feelings, friends from afar drink a glass.

Seeing that He Lilang drank it all without saying a word, Du Lanxin had no bad impression of him, and happily followed a cup.

After sitting down, He Lilang frequently gave meaningful glances to the others in the 401 dormitory.

A few people understood in an instant, this was actually equivalent to swearing sovereignty, he took a fancy to Du Lanxin, and the four brothers should not fight among themselves.

Du Lanxin, Song Shumin, and Gao Wanyun were the first to eat tendons, stewed tendons, stained with prepared sesame sauce, and ate happily, nodding and praising frequently.

Zhang Cong then took the opportunity to raise a glass to Gao Wanyun, and said very politely: The first time I drank with you, I am very happy to meet you, and I wish our friendship to begin from now on.

Du Lanxin, who was next to Gao Wanyun, pretended to be unhappy and said, "Zhang Cong, what do you mean, only the friendship with Wanyun starts from now on, then the rest of us don't want friendship?"

Zhang Cong stood in place, a little at a loss for a while, opened his mouth, did not make any sound, had to punish himself three cups, and accused himself again and again,

"That's not what Zhang Cong meant," Gao Wanyun saw Zhang Cong's embarrassment and helped explain empathetically.

"Yo, it's not much, let's take care of Wanyun?" everyone said, isn't it!" Du Lanxin raised her voice and said with a teasing smile.

The crowd was in a commotion.

Gao Wanyun's pretty face turned red as soon as she brushed it, and she pinched Du Lanxin beside her when she returned her hand.

Cheng Tiansong originally touched the wine glass five times, and then put down his hand, as the atmosphere became more and more active, as if instilling some courage in him.

I saw him raise his wine glass with a flushed face and stand up, looked at Song Shumin and said, "I won't say anything, I did it, you feel free." ”

Everyone was amused by his straight steel man's behavior, and those who knew understood that he liked Song Shumin, and those who didn't know thought that he wanted to worship him.

It's staggered, so it's not lively.

In the end, Sun Ya pulled up her sisters and raised a glass to a few boys: Thank you for your hospitality.

A few people who were full of wine and food walked in the school, and they were digested as a walk.

On campus, several beautiful women murdered Filmin countless times, which made several men around him proud.

As he walked, He Lilang on the side began to suggest going to KTV.

However, the girls, who had been tired and drunk, were a little sleepy and refused the invitation.

He Lilang didn't care, anyway, it was a long time coming, and he didn't leave tomorrow, he thought to himself.

The people in dormitory 401 sent the girl back to the hotel and returned to the dormitory.

He Lilang, Cheng Tiansong, and Zhang Cong launched a fierce discussion: the prospect and implementation plan of the next happy life.

"Brothers, it's time to settle the score. Li Lan interrupted their excited conversation by coughing twice, rubbing her thumb and forefinger back and forth.