Opening the Treasure Pavilion, Lu Yifan saw the three treasures he had snatched lying quietly in the backpack compartment.

Lying in the first compartment is a golden hair, click on the description.

"Clone hair: The hair on Monkey King's body with the ability of a clone can split up to 100 clones with strength equivalent to one-tenth of the body within half an hour after use. ”

I'll it!

Awesome!

After reading the instructions, the expression on Lu Yifan's face became quite exciting.

Before, he saw a scene in the TV series "Journey to the West", when Sun Wukong was fighting, he often plucked a handful of hairs, blew lightly, and instantly summoned a group of doppelgangers to fight for him.

?? A rubbing of sweat hair is a bunch of doppelgangers, which is one of Sun Wukong's signature skills.

Now he can also use Monkey King's signature skills, which makes Lu Yifan only feel his blood boiling!

Look at the second compartment lying in the golden book called "The Monkey Steals the Peach".

"Monkey Stealing Peach": A prank invented by Sun Wukong before he became a Buddha, which can instantly pick the enemy's balls. Because of this technique, Sun Wukong was also known as the 'Egg Terminator' in the Three Realms. ”

Lu Yifan looked at this exercise and couldn't help but be happy.

Egg Terminator?

What a ****!

But I like it!

In the future, see who is not pleasing to the eye, a monkey steals peaches in the past, steals your balls!

Lu Yifan couldn't help but have such a scene in his mind.

He seemed to be incarnated into the chrysanthemum letter in lol, holding a spear, and said to the enemy in a mighty and domineering manner: "Even if the enemy is outnumbered, the last general can also take the enemy's eggs in the army!"

The packet of seeds in the last slot is simpler.

"Fairy Seeds: Fruit seeds with a strong fairy spirit from Huaguo Mountain. ”

This thing can be thrown back at home, and let your parents use Tianhe spring water to water and plant it, so that your backyard can produce the fairy fruits that are only available in Huaguo Mountain!

"Hey, I said you little devil is still giggling there?

Have you found a helper?" Shi Jianren said impatiently.

"Hmph, who said that my brother is looking for a helper? You guys are really good at picking days, it just so happens that my brother wants to try the power of this "Monkey Stealing Peach"!

You guys are just white rats sent to the door, it's so interesting!" Lu Yifan grinned.

I didn't understand what Lu Yifan was saying, and Shi Jianren didn't have the patience to wait any longer.

Waving his hand at Lu Yifan, Shi Jianren said: "Little mongrel, there is a way in heaven for you not to go, and there is no door for hell for you to break in!"

Shi Jianren took a sand eagle from one of his subordinates, clicked the bullet to load, and said with a cruel smile on his face: "I had no reason to move you before, but who made you stupidly beat Meichuan Neiku!"

Now I have enough reason to abuse you as much as I want!"

As he spoke, he excitedly fired two shots at the ceiling.

The huge gunfire made Kim Mi-yeon look different.

The dozen or so cultivators around him were already armed with electric batons, machetes and other weapons, looking at Lu Yifan with fierce eyes.

Jin Meiyan looked at Bai Lan, who was still calmly drinking beer beside her, and asked in a low voice, "Sister Lan, aren't you afraid?"

Bai Lan smiled slightly, changed the direction of the two long and beautiful thighs, overlapped each other, and stretched her waist lazily and said: "Your master's ability, how old have you seen?

As he spoke, Lu Yifan raised his hand and hooked his finger at everyone and said, "You remember, whoever dares to come over has no balls! Don't blame my brother for not reminding you!"

"Paralyzed! Then let's have a shabu, right? Brothers, give it to Lao Tzu!

Chop this little bastard into a mashed meat for me!When it's over, I'll ask everyone to take care of it, and each of the bunny girls in the field will pick ten!" Shi Jianren shouted angrily with a wave of his big hand.

"Hahaha, thank you for being in charge! That Italian ****** white girl, Lao Tzu has long wanted to join her!"

"I also have a crush on that big black girl! Tut-tut, you don't even know how wild that black girl's ass is twisted!"

"For the sake of Niu'er, I have to fight!"

When the thugs heard this, they all showed excited looks.

They raised the guys in their hands and surrounded Lu Yifan.

A thug with a machete, as if cultivating sword qi, sword qi and other qigong, the machete in his hand whistling in the air, the knife air is radiant, very permeable.

The slashing knife saw that it was aimed at Lu Yifan's chest, and slashed it violently, so fast that the gamblers present could no longer see where the thug's knife was!

"Die, little bastard! you can't catch Lao Tzu's 'Demon Breaking Knife Qi'!"

"It's slow enough at your speed!"

The corners of Lu Yifan's mouth were raised, and a disdainful light was refracted in his eyes.

He leaned sideways, didn't even look at the subordinate with his eyes, and spit out a murderous aura on his fingers, and at the moment when the machete was about to cut his body, he slammed and cut off the knife with his empty hand!

The thugs were stunned all at once!

Cut off his machete with the aura of a demon-breaking knife with his bare hands?

Is this still human?

didn't wait for this guy to wake up from his bewilderment, but the thug saw a flower in front of him, and his crotch was cold.

Lu Yifan used the cheats of "Monkey Stealing Peach" and held two slippery balls in his hands.

"Huh, what about my balls, why is it like this!!"

The thug felt his crotch empty, his face was full of shock, and even the screaming voice was a little like that of a eunuch.

This person has no balls, in fact, Tintin has become an ornament.

After all, the substances that people need to produce to give birth to offspring come from eggs, and you only have cannonballs, no shells and lighters to use eggs?

Seeing the scene of Lu Yifan holding the balls, the big hands around him also showed stunned expressions, and they couldn't help but cover their crotches.

"Do you think you won't be stolen if you cover it?"

Without waiting for them to react, Lu Yifan had already flashed in a teleportation, and in just one second, he had stolen the balls of more than a dozen thugs here!

"Damn!

"What kind of health care do you have without balls!"

"I can't live my life!"

"Little bastard, you give me back your balls!"

The thugs in the hall were wailing!

Touching the empty crotch, the thugs were shocked and angry one by one, and they were about to cut Lu Yifan with the guy in their hands.

"Don't move for Lao Tzu! Your balls are in my hands! Whoever dares to move, Lao Tzu will trample on them!"

Lu Yifan said, putting the ball in his hand on the ground, and his feet were hanging above the ball.

The thugs were so frightened that they didn't dare to move at once.

Who wants to live without eggs in the future!

Shi Jianren saw that this group of thugs didn't move, and shouted angrily: "Come on, kill this little bastard for Lao Tzu! What are you stupid people doing?"

(End of chapter)