Chapter 1066: You guys stabbed me to death directly!
Next to Shu Yunwen, Hattori Heiji couldn't help but snicker twice when he saw Shu Yunwen's dodging appearance, and then deliberately leaned next to Shu Yunwen, and reached out to poke Shu Yunwen, speaking an authentic and fluent Kansai accent, and asked:
"Hello Yunwen, long time no see, do you know who I am?"
When Shu Yunwen heard this, he couldn't help but let out a "ahhhhh
In other words, who is this handsome scumbag big brother? Judging by the situation, he is from Kansai, and he seems to know us?
Shu Yunwen stared at Hattori Heiji with a puzzled expression, and at this moment, Chengshi's voice came into Shu Yunwen's mind: "Lord Yunwen, he is Hattori Heiji!"
"Who are you talking about?Heiji Hattori?!"
Shu Yunwen listened to Cheng Shi's words, reached out and rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then looked at the person next to him, and suddenly had a black line in his head-
I'll it! Hattori Heiji, is it really like Lee?!
Also, why does this guy put so much foundation on his face? Even if you finally realize that you look dark and want to whiten, you can't mess around like this!
Shu Yunwen complained speechlessly in his heart, and then looked at Hattori Pingji with disgust, and said, "Huh": "I said, Hattori, you ...... Woowoo woo ......"
Shu Yunwen just shouted out Hattori Heiji's name, and Hattori immediately reached out to cover Shu Yunwen's mouth, and the rich smell of foundation on his hand went straight to Shu Yunwen's nasal cavity, almost choking Shu Yunwen to death.
Shu Yunwen hurriedly pulled Hattori Heiji's hand away, and was about to scold, when he saw Hattori Heiji make a "silence" gesture, and whispered with a disappointed face: "It's strange, how did you recognize me at a glance?" Under normal circumstances, when you see my skin color and my face, shouldn't you think of that Kudo guy first?"
"Kudo?" Shu Yunwen was a little confused about Hattori's brain circuit, and asked a little confused, "What Kudo? What the hell are you doing?"
Hearing Shu Yunwen's question, Hattori Heiji immediately explained in a low voice: "That's the case, Kudo isn't he about to be exposed, so I want to ......"
Hattori Heiji's face fell off the scum, and he told his plan again, and Shu Yunwen finally figured it out-
Because of Loriai's request for secrecy, Shu Yunwen and Conan did not tell Hattori Heiji about the antidote, and Hattori Heiji, as a good friend of the washing machine, felt that he couldn't see death without help, so he thought of his strange idea of painting his face white and pretending to be a washing machine to deceive Xiaolan......
However, is this really a "clever plan" that the strongest high school detective in Kansai came up with?
Why do we think that this is the idea that a few bear children from the teenager death group came up with?
Shu Yunwen complained in his heart, and glanced at Hattori Heiji twice - well, I have to admit that after this guy Hattori is painted white, he looks really similar to Kudo Shinichi!~
Shu Yunwen was thinking wildly, and Hattori Heiji said in frustration: "...... Speaking of which, my plan to pretend to be Kudo should be seamless, how could it be so easy to see through?"
you, that's it?
Seamless is true, but there's a big hole!
You have an authentic Kansai accent in one mouth, and fools know that there is a problem?
Also, you can come up with a plan to pretend to be Kudo Shinichi and die like this?
Do you know that there were two international thieves who did the same, and if it weren't for Xiaolan's stay, they would be taller than you now......
Shu Yunwen was speechless, and looked at Hattori Pingji with a look of "caring for the mentally retarded", Hattori Pingji didn't realize it, and his eyes fell on Loriai next to him, "Heh", and his face began to fall again: "Kudo, that guy has a big heart, can he sleep at this time?"
This is not Kudo! This is my little Lori!
Shu Yunwen muttered in his heart, and then looked at Hattori Heiji in the scum, he was really too lazy to explain, stretched out his hand and pointed to the stage and said, "Don't think so much, watch the drama!"
Anyway, when this "Li Ghost" sees "Li Kui" appear, he can understand it, right?
Explain or not, it doesn't matter!~
……
On the stage, as the third act begins, the whole play has reached its climax.
In the forest setting, the princess carriage convoy played by Xiaolan is attacked by hostile forces, and the situation is critical.
Near the entrance of the stage, Kudo Shinichi stood motionless in front of the garden, holding a mirror, looking at himself in the mirror, the whole person was a little broken: "...... Garden, this is the makeup you put on me? I asked you to help cover up my dark circles, how did it get bigger now?!"
"Uh...... Hehehe......" Kudo Shinichi next to him, Yuan Zi laughed awkwardly, looked down at the pile of cosmetics on the table next to him, scratched his head and said:
"I was trying to cover my dark circles with white foundation, but when I was helping you draw your eyebrows, I mistook nail polish pencil for eyebrow pencil and applied my blue nail polish to your eyelids. Nail polish is a lot of work to clean up, and it's obvious when covered with white foundation, so I got the idea to help you get a smoky makeup......"
"Well, this makeup is trending right now!"
Sonoko said, nodding his head "mmmmmmmm
Damn, how can I confess my honor?
"This ...... Hehehe......" The garden began to laugh awkwardly again, and a staff member next to him suddenly said:
Now that the princess has been kidnapped by the villains, the black knight is ready to appear!"
"Okay, I see!" Yuan Zi hurriedly responded, and then dragged Kudo Shinichi to the entrance of the stage, opened the curtain and peeked at the stage, only to see Xiaolan standing next to the carriage five or six meters away, her eyes facing the bottom of the stage, and two or three meters away on the side near the entrance of the field, were six villain swordsmen of hostile forces.
Yuan Zi saw the situation on the stage clearly, and immediately instructed in a low voice: "In a while, the searchlight above the stage will illuminate a location, and that is where you will appear." You just have to run out of here when the searchlights come on, jump to that position, and the villain will retreat on his own......"
When the words fell, Kudo Shin's eyes jumped twice, and he roared: "I know this! There is still time, can you please apply some white foundation to me a little?"
"Hahaha...... Okay, okay!"
Sonoko agreed, and was about to help Kudo Shinichi apply foundation, when suddenly, the searchlight on the stage lit up, illuminating the position in the middle of several villain swordsmen.
Seeing this, Yuan Zinichi hurriedly helped Kudo Shinichi put on a mask and said, "It's time, you hurry up!"
As he spoke, Yuanzi reached out and pushed Shinichi's chest, but it happened to be pushed to the position where he was hit by Shu Yunwen before.
Immediately afterwards, Kudo Shinichi screamed in pain, most of the strength in his body was dissipated, and he staggered backwards and rushed onto the stage, and then fell "piaji" in the middle of several villain swordsmen, and the dazzling light shone on his face......
Next to the entrance of the stage, Yuan Zi watched this scene, couldn't help covering his mouth, and said, "Uh": "How, how can this be?"
At the same time, Shinichi Kudo looked at a few prop swords dangling back and forth in front of his eyes, and almost didn't cry-
What kind of bullshit is this? What kind of shiny debut is it said to be good?
You guys stabbed me to death!