The thief king Zhou had a move in his heart and turned into a teenage little fat man, holding floating dust.

"Fellow Daoists stay!"

Zhou hurriedly flew into the sky and shouted at Li Wei, who was riding a battery car.

"5 pieces of tops, 2 pieces of pants, shoes picked up in the garbage heap, loved, no appointment, thank you"

As soon as the little fat man came up, he shouted such unlucky words, and the frightened Li Wei didn't look back, and drove the battery car forward and continued to drive.

Zhou: "..........."

If you don't play cards according to the routine, then don't blame me for being unkind.

Zhou immediately performed the "Phantom Divine Skill", the figure disappeared out of thin air, and when he reappeared, he was already five hundred meters away in front of Li Qi, and the corners of his mouth were filled with a triumphant smile, and he stood with his hands in his hands.

"Children, remember that the person who stole your battery 'didn't have a bottle today'. ”

Immediately after saying that, he disappeared.

"Something's wrong!"

Li Wei is a little inexplicable, this person is making a mistake in his brain, telling him to stay just to run to the front and pretend to be a force?

Well?

Anyway, the wind is so strong today that my hair is blowing on end.

What's going on?

The battery car is doing free fall!

Xiuzhen has been completely out of the control of Newtonian physics, because Mao will suddenly be affected by gravity!

Li Wei slammed the accelerator and found that the battery car did not react at all, so he looked down.

it!

What about my battery?

It must be that guy just now!

Hurriedly put away the battery car and shouted to the sky: "Come out, friend!"

Someone in the thief king Zhou has a habit of watching the victim's crazy and angry expression after learning that the battery has been stolen.

This is a typical criminal mental illness, he knows that it is not good, but he has not been able to change this bad problem for so many years.

The king of thieves, Zhou someone, took out a bag of melon seeds from the storage ring and swallowed it, looking forward to Li's strange performance.

However, when Li Qi said those words, he actually sent a ghost out.

"Dude, why did you call me out?

"Eat your sister, return the battery to me!"

"No problem.......... I'm going to hit the evil spirit, what am I doing all of a sudden!"

Zhou was just handing over the battery to Li Wei when he suddenly woke up from Youhua.

Shocked him, what trick did the other party use just now to be so terrifying.

Hit the heart and awaken the deepest friendship in his heart!

Master!

Damn, is this the legendary fishing law enforcement, the master disguises himself as a rookie, lures him into the bait, and then puts him in prison!

If he doesn't think about it, the king of thieves immediately uses the birth method and prepares to slip away.

However, Li Wei unhurriedly took out the "True Friends" that had just been recorded from the soul hook rope.

The other party actually broke away from Youhua so quickly, it seems that the soul is not weak, but no matter how much you run, you can't outrun the speed of sound transmission.

And then.......

Our classmate Zhou is back again, back with melon seeds.

In fact, Li Wei guessed wrong, the thief king Zhou is not a strong spirit, but very weak, generally speaking, when it comes to his strength, Li Wei can't be friendly at all.

However, Zhou's soul is too weak, or there is a problem in cultivation, blindly pursuing speed, and making other aspects particularly weak, so that it is so easy to be friendized.

Every time the thief king Zhou broke away from Youhua, he was immediately Youhua again, and now his face is full of frustration.

Anyway, he is also a master of the Mahayana period of transfer, and he was actually tricked like this, thinking that he is an existence beyond the imperial capital prison.

Thinking of changing to cultivate, he was angry, he was so unlucky when he crossed the catastrophe back then, and he actually encountered that kind of damn heavenly tribulation, with his talent of nine grades and one color, it is estimated that he has already been a heavenly immortal body now.

Sometimes he envied those who were not colorful, and the highest Heavenly Tribulation was eighty-one Thunder Tribulations.

Among their talents, there are colorful, and the Heavenly Dao has given you enough luck in the early stage, but when you cross the tribulation, it will also increase the difficulty of the heavenly tribulation, and it is not ordinarily large, at least to the extent that the doomsday man-machine is the same.

Just when you are about to despair, the naughty way of heaven will give you hope for life.

That is to give up cultivation and move on to other exercises.

There are a few colors in the talent, and you can transfer it several times, just take the peerless nine-grade colorful talent as an example, there are a total of seven opportunities to cross the heavenly tribulation and seven times to transfer.

But it is difficult to have seven existences, and it is generally scattered by the thunderbolt's soul on the fifth time.

So there are two situations when you can't survive the catastrophe.

The first type: the talent is not colorful, give up the flesh to dissolve the army into a scattered immortal

Second: Talent is colorful, transfer to repair.

The king of thieves, Zhou, was fortunate enough to survive a catastrophe.

The catastrophe was so terrible that he didn't even see what was hidden in the thunderstorm before he was persuaded to retreat.

It is precisely because he has transferred to cultivation once and practiced his strength to the Mahayana period that he will be captured and imprisoned in the seventh layer of the Imperial Capital Prison, otherwise he will survive the sixth layer with this strength.

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"Dude, you're pretty slippery!"

Li looked at the little fat man in front of him strangely and playfully.

"Generally speaking, the third in the world, buddy, I was invincible in the world. ”

Zhou someone, who was completely friendized, boasted proudly.

After a while, the two began to talk shoulder to shoulder.

To Li Qi's surprise, the other party was actually a Mahayana monk.

This is a bit interesting, in the past, he had been friends with the monks of the Dan period at most, and this Mahayana must be fun.

Besides, the other party must have a lot of treasures, and it is a moving treasure trove for him.

So Li Wei distanced himself from the other party, and played "True Friends" at the end of each friendship.

The thief king Zhou fled in an instant after it became clear, and after hearing the singing, he returned the same way, running back and forth like this, and he wanted to cry.

There are such shameless ghosts in the world!

If you can escape from the clutches of the devil one day, you must steal all the treasures on the ghost boy while he sleeps!

"You said you were the king of thieves, so take a few treasures out and make your buddy's eyes rise!"

"Don't mention it, all the treasures that have been locked up in prison for so many years have been squeezed dry by the jailers. Zhou said bitterly, the jailer is like a little ghost in the yang world, more difficult than the king of Hades.

"Cut~, that's it, and you deserve to brag that you are the king of thieves!"

"Although the two of us are buddies, you can doubt my character, but please don't doubt my professionalism! ”

Zhou, who was incarnated as a little fat man, seemed to be greatly humiliated in his heart.

Everyone has their own bottom line, if they touch any friendship, family and love, they all have to be sidelined, just like someone Zhou is now.

The expertise he is proud of is his bottom line.

Li Wei hurriedly made amends, if he really angered the other party and broke away from his own control, he would suffer.

"Then you show me your hands!"

"Okay! I'll show you the methods of this thief king today. ”

Zhou quickly looked down, looking for the place where the crime was committed.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up in the direction of Sichuan and Chongqing College.

That's it!

To be on the safe side, Li Wei hung the recorder around the neck of the king of thieves, and then knocked on the melon seeds, looking forward to Zhou's performance.

"Come if you go!"

Zhou regained his appearance as a tall man, standing with his hands in his hands, and the breeze lifted the tattered Taoist robe on his body, quite a kingly demeanor.

"You have to be careful, there are immortals down there. ”

Li Wei kindly reminded that if this guy is caught, it will be troublesome to confess him.

"Hmph! How can an immortal who has not been transferred to cultivation find me and look at my buddy's means. ”

Zhou said indifferently, with his peerless body method, even an immortal who has successfully transferred to cultivation may not be able to discover him.

An immortal who succeeded in cultivating and crossing the tribulation?

What are you kidding! He has never heard of such an existence in the human world for so many years, and even if there is, it is a good thing, and once these people succeed in the tribulation, they will already cause a struggle among the forces of all sides, how can they sit in this small academy.

Let's put it this way, since the disciples of the Nine Grades Plus Colors are so good and loved by the high-level of the sect's forces, why don't they rob each other of such peerless demons?

The reason is that if such a demon wants to survive the tribulation, it is really too difficult, why should he change cultivation? It's just that the exercises he cultivated before can't make him succeed in surviving the tribulation.

In other words, it is not suitable for the calamity that he has crossed.

But once these people succeed in the tribulation, they will transform into butterflies and become the most powerful immortals, ordinary immortals are like younger brothers in front of them, and they can pinch several with one hand.

The high-level of those sect forces love these people for nothing more than prostitution.

There is a fluke mentality, in case the tribulation is successful, then the sect or force will naturally rise.

And it is not uncommon for cultivators, especially those who have been reincarnated three or four times, to kill immortals during the Mahayana period.

In words, the body of the thief king Zhou disappeared like a ghost, shuttling through the entire academy.

Battery stealing

Stealing in the car

Horses parked outside?

Anything that is not protected by the formation will be stolen.

As for those who have the protection of the formation, as soon as he steps into the formation, he will be detected.

After a while, Zhou's storage ring was full, and he appeared in front of Li Wei in a chic manner, pulling him to fly to the suburbs.

Luo Tianxing, the director of the Taoist Department, walked out of the cafeteria with a toothpick on his face after finishing the meal.

Although Ju Ningxuan, who had the nine-grade and colorful talent, did not join the Dao system, he had gained a peerless demon like Manyi, and he was still a cultivator, which made him very happy.

In addition, in the past few days, he has successively accepted a few more geniuses, and now there are ten students in the rocket class of his Dao Department, far more than the other two departments, which makes him walk a little floating these days.

Today, he deliberately drove the running lane academy to have breakfast, just to tell the students that only by joining the Dao system is a wise choice, and only by joining the Dao system can they eat and drink spicy food.

Look at those poor ghosts in the Confucian system, running around for their natal weapons, and they are poor and don't even have enough cultivation resources, how can they have spare money for their disciples!

Especially that is very knowledgeable, full of money like dung, and as a result, he is more slamming the door than anyone else, and as soon as he heard that he has a long salary in the college, he immediately came to him.

With a hiccup, Luo Tianxing stretched out on the saddle.

Insert the key and start the fire.

Well?

How will it react?

It doesn't make sense, this car is often maintained, and in order to pretend to be forced to check it again yesterday, how can there be a problem.

With doubts, Luo Tianxing opened the front cover.

However, he saw that the location of the battery near the engine compartment was empty.

No, it must be me who opened it in the wrong way!

Luo Tianxing muttered self-deprecatingly, then closed the front cover, and then opened it again.

It's still empty!

Even if he reacts slowly, he understands that the battery has been stolen!

There was also a small note on the right side of the engine compartment.

"On the top of the green mountains, among the bottle thieves, there is a certain piece of heaven in my week. — Zhou Someone"