Seeing that there were parents in the group sending red envelopes, Wang Shen clicked to receive them.

0.01。

That's right, no more, no less, exactly a penny!

“？？？？”

"Damn, this is your big red envelope?"

"1 cent, this is your big red envelope of 1,000 yuan?"

"This parent, do you want to deduct it like this?"

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Sure enough, as soon as Wang Shen received the red envelope, some parents came out to complain one after another who couldn't stand it.

"Alas, there is no way, there are old and young in the bottom, and there is a loser girl at home who thinks about buying bags every day, and if you don't save a province in all aspects, you won't be able to live your life. ”

The parents who sent the red envelopes saw other parents complaining frantically, and followed up to complain in the WeChat group.

"If I hadn't gone to school to pick up my child, and when I went back, I saw you driving a luxury car worth 1.8 million yuan to pick up your child, I would have almost believed it. As soon as the parents of the red envelopes finished complaining, another parent immediately debunked it.

"....." red envelope parents.

“....”

“....”

"Haha, I feel that the environment in our group is quite different from the Zhihu Forum. On Zhihu, the per capita annual income is one million, and when you go out to drive a luxury car with a minimum of one million, you can travel either by plane or by special plane. And in our group, they are obviously very rich, but they all pretend to be poor. Alas, if you don't debunk that parent's car is a million-dollar luxury car, I will almost regain my self-confidence. ”

Don't think I don't know who you are, don't think I don't know that your car is also a million-dollar luxury car. ”

“.....”

“.....”

"Thank you. Just got off the plane, he was in Somalia, and he was talking about business with the head of the Somali pirates, don't read it. ”

"Thank you, I just got off the private jet, I am in the UK, and I am talking about my life ideals with the Queen of England, and I don't have time to reply. ”

"Thank you. I just boarded the aircraft carrier, I was in the Pacific Ocean, I was watching a whale show, and I couldn't spare time to go to the toilet. ”

"Thank you. I just took a private jet to the United States to go to the toilet, and I took advantage of the time to go to the toilet to reply to the message. ”

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Wang Shen looked at the replies of many parents in the group and smiled.

It seems that these parents are all old users of Zhihu, and they are quite experienced.

Although Wang Shen didn't even have an account for Zhihu, he had heard of Zhihu's name.

On that forum, it is impossible to survive with an annual income of one million, barely survive with an annual income of five million, and enter a well-off society with an annual income of ten million.

Travel millions of luxury cars are the bottom, commercial aircraft start in first class, and private jets are available to everyone.

In short, on that forum, there are no poor people, only rich people!

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After many parents were happy, they began to send exercises from their winter vacation homework to the group.

"Seven children are playing the game of eagle catching chickens, and they have caught 3 chickens, asking: How many chickens are there?"

As soon as the question was issued, the parents answered enthusiastically.

The previous math problem was answered incorrectly because it was more "weird", but the answer to this question is clear at a glance, and parents are full of confidence that they will never answer it wrong.

It is precisely because of this that the parents in the group will answer enthusiastically.

After all, in life, everyone can't escape the opportunity to show, behave, and pretend in front of others, especially when there are female parents in this parent group.

Some parents with unhealthy minds can't help but want to behave.

I want to attract the attention of those female parents, and then discuss the children's homework problems in the hotel late at night.

"7 children played the game of eagle catching chicks, 1 was an eagle, 1 was an old hen, 5 was a chick, 3 were caught, 7-3-1 eagle-1 old hen = 2. ”

That's right, the answer is 2. ”

"That's too simple, isn't it?

"Isn't the practice problem for you adults easy?"

"Since you said that the practice questions for the first grade of primary school are simple, why did you do the wrong question just now?"

"Uh...."

"It's just now, this question is much simpler than the one just now, and there is no other answer than 2. ”

"That is, the question just now, not according to the conventional cards, we did it wrong, this question does not have such a rule, only 2 this answer. ”

Seeing that the parents in the group began to explain seriously, the homeroom teacher came out again and said, "The answer is 3." ”

“？？？？”

“？？？？”

"Teacher ???"

“......”

"Won't it?"

"This.... What about teasing me?"

“.....”

....

Seeing the information in the group, the homeroom teacher replied again: "There is no character of the old hen in the new version of the math book, and the answer should be 3." ”

“.....”

“.....”

"I still have something to do, so I won't continue to chat with parents in the group. ”

"Oh, I've got something to do, goodbye guys. ”

"I'm going to go grocery shopping too, and we'll talk later. ”

"I didn't get a good night's rest last night, so I'll make up for some sleep. ”

"I ....."

“.....”

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Wang Shen also smiled when he saw this.

Although he knows that the answer is indeed 3, it does not mean that other parents also know.

Because, when the parents of the previous generation played the eagle catch the chick game when they were young, there was an old hen leading the chicks to defend against the attack of the eagle.

Who knows, with the passage of time, there are no old hens against the eagles, only the chicks are at the mercy of the eagles.

In this situation, there is no chance to resist it, what a tragic word!

In the last era, there was still a chance to fight the eagles.

In this era, let it be slaughtered.

"Hey, you're done?"

"Don't, there are still questions, we did it together and came up with the correct answer, so that the child would not ask, and we would be embarrassed to give the wrong answer. ”

"Yes, yes, let's answer some questions here first to avoid overturning. ”

"Originally, I didn't want to do this, but after what happened just now, I think it is necessary to give the right answer. ”

"Alas, life is so difficult, we parents are actually difficult to get the first grade of primary school questions, this...."

Some parents felt that they had lost face, and dived one after another, shivering, and did not dare to speak.

Other parents followed suit and discussed again.

"Language question: What is the antonym of yin?"

A parent posts a question in the group.

"Yang!"

"Yang!"

"Yang!"

.....

As soon as this question came out, the parents in the group answered the yang character uniformly.

Because this language question is simpler than the previous two.

Yin and yang, on the contrary, this is something that everyone in the whole of China knows.

So, the antonym of yin, what else can it be if it's not yang?

A parent absorbed the previous lesson, and after many parents gave answers, the homeroom teacher in the group asked, "Teacher, is the correct answer Yang?"

“.....”

The homeroom teacher was obviously also there, and when he saw someone Aite himself, he immediately sent an ellipsis.

“？？？？？”

"Teacher, what do you mean by that?"

“？？？？”

"Isn't the answer yang?"

...

After a while, the WeChat group saw a reply from the homeroom teacher, "According to normal thinking, the antonym of yin is indeed yang." However, the textbooks for first-grade children will not involve the concept of yin and yang for the time being, and there is only the saying of yin and yang. Therefore, the correct answer should be sunny. ”

"In the homework of the first grade of elementary school, the antonym of yin is sunny. ”

“.....”

“.....”

"Teacher, I want to take the liberty of saying that elementary school students are so difficult to ....."

"Elementary school student: I'm too hard!"

“.....”

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