I touched my head, this chicken woman is not trying to lie to me again, right? Since I was deceived by him once in the morning, I am now wary of her.

"Lin Feng, isn't it you?" Ye Xiaolu spoke again inside, with a hint of anxiety in her words.

My eyes rolled. Gotta tease and tease this chicken woman, who let you play with me in the morning is not.

I made up my mind and stopped talking. Rummaging around in the house, deliberately making a loud noise. Let her mistake her for a thief who has come in. Sure enough, it worked. In the room, Ye Xiaolu stopped talking. Thinking about his frightened expression now, I want to laugh.

After thinking about it again, I still felt that I didn't have enough fun, so I had to add some ingredients, looked around the room, and found nothing to cover my face, turned around, returned to my bedroom, changed my clothes, and casually found a black dress to cover my head.

looked in the mirror and confirmed that Ye Xiaolu didn't recognize herself. Only then did he smile with satisfaction. tiptoed out of his bedroom, came to Ye Xiaolu's bedroom door, breathed a sigh of relief, and then opened Ye Xiaolu's bedroom door.

To my surprise, Ye Xiaolu's house was completely dark. Didn't turn on the lights?

But I could still see a person lying on the bed, and I coughed twice and suppressed my voice: "Robbery, take out everything of value." ”

...... No one spoke.

I couldn't help laughing. Continued: "Don't pretend anymore. I've seen you, don't cover your head with a blanket. I just need money...."

Over there, Ye Xiaolu no longer covered her head with a quilt, and slowly came out, stretching out her hands: "Big brother, I want the money in the drawer over there." Take whatever you want, and you must not hurt me. ”

I nodded, "Take your hands away." ”

Ye Xiaolu took her hand away very cooperatively. I pretended to be very ** and smiled: "Well, not bad." Is she still a beauty? I like it. Now take off all your clothes. ”

"No, big brother. My leg is broken, I can't take it off, you can do it. You take all the money. ”

"You can't take it off, do you want me to take it off for you." ”

"Don't, big brother, my eldest aunt is here. Can't do anything. ”

I smiled: "You said that the eldest aunt is here, I said I don't believe it, you take off your clothes for me and I'll take a look." As soon as I finished speaking, I saw that Ye Xiaolu's hand had forgotten to take it under the pillow, and at the same time, I felt the murderous aura in Ye Xiaolu's eyes again.

I quickly ripped off the clothes that covered my face: "Haha, I'm laughing to death." Laughed at me. ”

Before I could finish speaking, I saw a white thing flying over. I flicked my hand lightly. The pillow flew, followed by Ye Xiaolu's shout: "Lin Feng." When the old lady's feet are healed, I will kill you. ”

I happily turned on the light: "It's fun." I didn't expect you to be so easy to deceive!"Hey, is it true that you said that your eldest aunt is here? You are really unlucky, you don't come early or late, you don't come at this time..."

Ye Xiaolu bit her lip and stared at me with her eyes, if her eyes could kill, I guess I would have died several times.

I waved my hand: "Ye Xiaolu, you won't be so unkind to joke, right? I'm afraid that you're too boring, so I'm joking with you?"

"Did you know that if you had a meeting, I would kill you?"

I shook my head: "I'm not that easy to kill? Tell me why you called me in such a hurry as soon as I entered the door, right?"

"You get me something, and do me a favor. Ye Xiaolu finally stopped staring at me, and turned red.

I nodded, "That's good." For the sake of deceiving you just now, I'll help you, say, take something. ”

"There's a black bag in that box, just give me what's inside. Ye Xiaolu pointed to a box at the foot of the wall, one of the ones I moved back in the morning.

I nodded to the corner and opened the box, which was full of miscellaneous items. I rummaged around it, and sure enough, I saw a black bag and opened it.

I laughed wickedly. Ye Xiaolu, this chicken woman can't really be the eldest aunt, right? The black bag is a sanitary napkin.

I turned around with the black bag: "Ye Xiaolu, are you really the eldest aunt here?"

Ye Xiaolu's face turned red all of a sudden, and her eyes stopped looking at me: "Don't talk nonsense, don't ask if you know, bring me a piece." ”

I reluctantly took out a piece and handed it to Ye Xiaolu. Ye Xiaolu said again: "Do you still have to carry me to the bathroom?"

I wiped my forehead: "If I don't come back, you won't go." ”

"Nonsense, why don't I call you in? Just say you don't want to do it, right?"

"Let's do it!" I said helplessly. Squatting down with me, Ye Xiaolu was also familiar with the road, and naturally climbed up. I slowly carried her to the bathroom, and I had to put her in and put her on the toilet.

Anyway, I'm sending the Buddha to the west! Ye Xiaolu worked inside for about ten minutes before she came out, and when she came out, her face was as red as her ass. I carried her back to the bedroom.

I knew in my heart that this chicken woman did it on purpose? Although the ankle was twisted, the consequences were not so serious, so that I couldn't go to the toilet or go to the toilet.

You said that if I don't come back for a day, you won't have to go to the toilet for a day!

I didn't bother to expose her, so I just took the opportunity to rub the oil. After sending Ye Xiaolu to the bedroom, he was given another cup of boiling water. This was a surprise to me. Ye Xiaolu said thank you to me very seriously.

I shuddered, I really can't stand this chicken woman being so polite to people.

I took a shower and slept beautifully. I woke up very early the next morning. I ran to buy a breakfast for myself and Ye Xiaolu. As a result, Ye Xiaolu hadn't woken up yet, and I didn't wake her up, so I put breakfast on the table for him. Be prepared to send him a message later.

I had an early meal, looked at the time and saw that it was already more than 7 o'clock, and hurriedly put on my military training uniform. I have to say that this uniform is really ugly, and there are shoes, which are of really poor quality. Hats, it's really ugly to wear on your head.

But with his handsome face, this set of equipment is enough. After straightening my clothes and looking at myself in the mirror, I felt a little like I was in the army again.

When I arrived at school, the playground had already been occupied by my freshman year, and I couldn't help but think of a joke: every year in September, the FBI detects millions more Chinese troops for no apparent reason. But as soon as September is over, the army will disappear from the face of the earth.

Although this is a bit ironic, this military training is still very beneficial to some college students who have not endured hardship.