There are three links from the beginning to the end of the haunted house. In the first part, the troublemakers played the newcomers. If the newlyweds don't obey or can't do it, then pour wine on the newlyweds, and even shamelessly rip off the clothes and pants of the bride and groom. Of course, the juggling of civilized people is always carried out within the framework of civilization. With the presence of the approachable village official, it is estimated that there will be no dirty and indecent behavior. Sure enough, the approachable person proposed a duet song contest between the troublemakers and the newcomers, and whoever loses will drink. This is a very civilized play, and of course it is also the one that the vulgar villagers are least interested in.

Everyone applauded in approval, but the applause was sparse and not enthusiastic.

The song begins, starting with the troublemakers. Approachable people take the lead and sing: There are flower feathers on the top of the head, the three-star arch shines on the four seasons and makes five watches, six and the same spring, seven clever eight horses and nine nine jump the dragon gate, ten perfect Qimei will drink the wine, and will guess the fist. (White) One one, two two, three three, all Fu Shou, Fu Shou all come to Dengke! (Singing) I took the wine with both hands, and I took the wine to the toast, and the moon set and sunk in the west.

It's time for the newcomer to sing. Diligently cleared his throat, and when he opened his mouth and was about to start singing, he was stopped by Deng Xianglian: "This is the song left by our Changlong ancestors, let me come!"

Deng Xianglian sang: Swallow the wine in one gulp, and get drunk and dizzy. Suddenly, I heard Jiao upstairs, the drum beat another watch, and it was three or five watches, and Zhiren Zhiyi would open his fist.

The first song is not won or lost, and the second song is sung by the newcomer, and the troublemakers should sing it.

Singing diligently and urgently: A friendship at the beginning of the relationship, do not want to make an appointment with the Ming Dynasty today; three workers and four days someone knows, the mutton does not eat and provokes the body to make a commotion, and the sheep fur does not provoke the body hair.

The troublemakers looked at each other and asked, "Who is singing?" ”

Li Jiahan coughed deliberately, opened his voice, and sang: The second friendship pear blossom blooms, and the pear tree shouts sister;

The rioters applauded.

Sing hard down: the three friendships reflect the red mountains, the brother beats the barefoot sister and the heartache; steal the needle and lead the thread to make a pair of shoes, the golden rooster sends a pair to the phoenix, and the lang wears the foot man easily.

At this time, the Seven Fairies of the Long Dragon were eager to try, and everyone wanted to show their singing voices. Luo Xifeng reminded that if you can't sing, don't be reckless, if you can't sing or sing the wrong words, you have to pay for this punishment by yourself. These words frightened everyone, you fought for me and turned into you pushing me, and no one dared to sing it. The approachable person blamed Luo Xifeng for leaking everyone's fighting spirit, Luo Xifeng looked at everyone, no one sang, so he had to order, "Xu Zhixian, you sing." ”

Xu Zhixian opened her mouth and stammered, and said: "I, don't dare, don't call me, call me Jiahan, she can sing." ”

Li Jiahan said: "Didn't I just sing, change, change Ziyue singing." ”

"I sing it, I sing it. Unexpectedly, Leng Ziyue was quite refreshing, so she opened her mouth and sang: The lotus flowers of the four friendships bloomed, provoking bees and butterflies;

In this way, after five rounds, there was no win or loss, and in the sixth round, there was a problem. After singing the eleventh paragraph diligently, Zheng Mengyi took over the twelfth paragraph, but as soon as she sang "Twelve friendships are white-headed, my brother asks my sister when I will lose it", I forgot the words, and I couldn't think of the next sentence after thinking for a long time. The game finally won or lost, and Xin Xin and Deng Xianglian danced happily and clapped their hands to celebrate their victory.

The approachable smiled bitterly, shook his head, raised his glass, shook the cup again, and said humorously: "Drink it, this wine is not for newcomers, it is earned by ourselves, and we can not appreciate it after drinking." Remember, you will treat others with their wine later. Cheers, everybody. ”

Next is the second part of the haunted room, where the newcomer takes revenge on the troublemaker. This link is made by the newcomer, if the troublemaker does not obey or can't do it, then the troublemaker will be drunk, and even the troublemaker can be shamelessly ripped off his clothes and pants. Now the troublemakers began to get nervous, especially the mothers-in-law who were so nervous that they grabbed their pants, for fear of being attacked and picked up.

Deng Xianglian covered her mouth and smiled: "You don't have to be nervous, even if I and hard work win, it is impossible to pick your pants." It's not difficult for me to guess an anagram for you today. If you guess correctly, I and Xin Xin will each be fined a glass of wine, and if you don't guess correctly, you will be punished three times more than me according to the method set by the ancestors. ”

The approachable person imposed another sentence: "Everyone has no opinion, right?"

Liu Yucuri, who had been holding back and didn't speak, spoke: "I'm talking ugly, if I guess it, I have to take off the groom's pants and see what it looks like to get the big beauty of the dragon." ”

Not to be outdone, Deng Xianglian replied: "Sister-in-law Yucurtain, if you don't guess later, I can let these brothers take off your pants, they are all a group of hungry and crazy wolves, I dare not guarantee that they will not gobble you up." ”

Liu Yulian said: "Okay, I'm happy to accompany you, but when the time comes, your Xin family brothers will all be bear eggs." ”

Deng Xianglian had an expression of determination to win, and shouted: "Everyone has to listen well, groom official, the question." ”

Xin Xin responded: "Yes, please listen to the question, the sun is hanging high, one person is in the factory, type a word." ”

There were a dozen words out of their mouths, but none of them were the correct answers. At this moment, Liu Yulian began to look a little nervous, she looked at this person and then at that person.

The approachable person deliberately opened her: "Rain curtain, it's time for you to say the answer, or you won't be able to keep your pants." ”

Liu Yulian is known for his sharp teeth, but now he has become clumsy. She sighed a few times in a row, but she didn't dare to say the answer.

The approachable person said, "Since the rain curtain does not dare to say it, then I will say one more word, and you can also say the word that comes to mind now." ”

As a result, everyone said more than a dozen words in one breath, but unfortunately none of them were the correct answer to the riddle.

Xin Xin couldn't help but tell the answer to the riddle: "Huh." ”

This is tantamount to announcing that the second link of the haunted house ended with the failure of the haunter. The troublemakers didn't say a word, and as the approachable person drank three full glasses of penalty wine.

Deng Xianglian was angry, and shouted at the Xin brothers: "You say that the rain curtain is not beautiful?"

The Xin brothers replied, "Beautiful." ”

Deng Xianglian shouted again: "If you are beautiful, go up and take off her pants to see if her scenery is beautiful." ”

The Xin brothers swarmed up and fought Liu Yulian, who grabbed his pants and avoided the left and right. Yi Ren and Luo Xifeng stared at it, and they were helpless in the face of the law of their ancestors.

Seeing that the pants were about to be removed and the scenery was about to be revealed, Liu Yulian roared: "Stop me, I, my eldest aunt is here! ”

These words were more effective than the battle orders issued by the headquarters, and the Xin brothers suddenly stopped as if they were enchanted, and returned to their seats with their heads drooped one by one. It turns out that Changlong has a customary civil rule, and all red happy events have to avoid the mother-in-law's aunt, because the aunt carries the bad luck of the mother-in-law's body, and it is good to avoid it. This regulation may be the special protection of the ancestors for the mother-in-law! Why did Liu Yulian's aunt come here in such a timely manner? The mother-in-law and the mother-in-law were a little unconvinced, otherwise they would have raised their fingers together and praised her for their cleverness!

The approachable person laughed a few times and said: "Removing the trousers is a decadent way of life vented by people in the era of ignorance in Changlong Village, and now it is a new era, we should advocate a civilized and healthy lifestyle, and let those vulgar, vulgar, kitsch and vulgar things go with our ancestors." ”

Applause and echo rang out.

The third link, the troublemaker confrontation, this is the last link of the noisy cave room, the participants are all troublemakers, the newcomer is responsible for supervision, the troublemakers can launch a challenge without scruples, and the winner can impose any punishment on the loser, including punishment for drinking or even nakedness, which is the custom rule of the ancestors. However, the Approachable abolished the insulting rule of nudity, and only stipulated that troublemakers could form alliances with each other, win or lose by punching, and punish them by drinking. In this way, there was a situation of "Three Kingdoms" between the three village officials headed by Yi Jinren, the Changlong Seven Fairies led by Luo Xifeng, and the Xin brothers. At the beginning, Yi Jinren and Luo Xifeng teamed up, so that the Xin brothers lost ten punches in a row and drank ten glasses of wine, until they were drunk one by one, and fell drunk on the big lawn at the entrance of the cave house. According to the rules of the haunted room, as long as there are opponents in the haunted room, the haunted room is not over. After getting the Xin brothers drunk, Yi Jinren and Luo Xifeng wanted to announce the end of the cave room, when the clock was already pointing to half past four in the morning, and the east began to show the white of the fish's belly. Yi Jinren and Luo Xifeng proposed to leave, but Deng Xianglian did not follow, she said, you haven't distinguished between you yet, why should you go? In this way, the three village officials headed by Yi Jinren and the Changlong Seven Fairies headed by Luo Xifeng started a confrontation again, and the three village officials were defeated miserably and drunk to the point of being a mess. When the red sun crossed the mountain beam and shone on the land of Changlong, Luo Xifeng, Li Jiahan, and Huang Cuicui used a board cart to send the drunken approachable people home.