Chapter Twenty-Four: Something is not vulgar enough
Lu Mu is a very lucky person.
is so lucky that whether it is his own feelings, fortune, or his whole life, he is like the male protagonist in Long Aotian's novels, and he often encounters some vulgar and bloody episodes.
But he didn't expect that one day he would encounter an experience that was even more bloody than a vulgar third-rate movie.
In the past, my luck was also a sign, and there will be a process.
But today, this Song Yushuang suddenly appeared in front of him, and said to himself seriously: Because I have a hunch, I may like your words.
Lu Mu felt that he had gotten the script of a domineering female president falling in love with a little man?
But he didn't seem to have any contact with Song Yushuang before. Even if there was a drama similar to this time before, I would always have some contact with the other party before, but this time it was completely different.
Now, when God even arranges good luck for himself, he doesn't even want to give him a vulgar script?
He ignored Song Yushuang beside him.
At this moment, he only felt that something was wrong, very wrong.
Hu Junbiao looked at Song Yushuang, who obviously only took the initiative towards Lu Mu, and then looked at Lu Mu, who didn't seem to be very cold, and his heart suddenly became excited.
Sure enough, Brother Mu is still the same Brother Mu'er!
When I was in college, I didn't change my face in the face of a rich woman, and now although I have entered society, I still don't change my face in the face of top beauties.
This is his own good shepherd, who can leave the opportunity to his brothers.
He felt that Lu Mu was giving himself a chance at this time, so Hu Junbiao, who was thinking in his heart that he couldn't let Lu Mu down, took the initiative to put a lot of dishes for Song Yushuang: "Miss Song Yushuang, come and eat vegetables, eat vegetables......"
What Hu Junbiao didn't expect was.
Faced with his invitation, Song Yushuang didn't look at him.
"Are you thinking about me?" Song Yushuang's gaze focused on Lu Mu's face and asked out loud.
"yes. Lu Mu replied.
"I don't have any ill ......will towards you," Song Yushuang said.
"I don't think you have any ill will towards me. Lu Mu hurriedly explained.
How does this guy know his mind?
"Have you noticed that there are seven big characters written on your face, "There is no silver here three hundred taels"?" Song Yushuang said: "If you don't confess, you are now." ”
"Okay. Lu Mu didn't bother to hide it: "You suddenly appeared here, for what?"
Lu Mucai didn't believe that there were people, and he was still a big beauty, and without warning, he would take the initiative to contact him like this.
There's definitely a bit of intrigue in this.
"The reason why I suddenly appeared was ......" Song Yushuang bit her lip and said very frankly and directly: "I have already said it before. I have a hunch that I will like you. ”
Lu Mu: "......"
Is this a confession? This must be.
"Grock. ”
Hu Junbiao on the side, his heart was shattered in a moment.
"Please don't joke with me with these words. Lu Mu said a little angrily.
What kind of answer is that?
Even if it's really God who doesn't want to give himself a bloody script, he will send you directly to me. But what is it about this hunch that I will like you? Can't you give a sure answer?
For example, I am handsome, for example, I am attractive.
Do you boast that I will die?
Hearing Lu Mu's words, Hu Junbiao's eyes lit up again.
His heart, which was originally broken in half, was miraculously restored at this time, as if it had been perfectly restored with superglue.
He felt that he still had a chance.
"Lu Mu, you don't have to test me anymore. Song Yushuang looked at Lu Mu with a determined look in her eyes, without any shyness and dodging, and said: "That's what I think, I never need to hide myself." ”
Hearing this, Hu Junbiao's newly recovered heart shattered with a "pop".
Lu Mu looked at Song Yushuang who was so direct, and wanted to say something more, but unexpectedly, a little fat man in a gray coat walked to their table.
"Hello, my name is Dai Yi. ”
The little fat man who was just talking about cross talk on stage turned pale at this time, but he still squeezed out a smile and thanked him: "Thank you, you can appreciate my cross talk." ”
Lu Mu is not interested in cross talk.
Although cross talk is a traditional art, this thing has also declined over the years.
Maybe there are some classic passages in cross talk, which can make people feel shocked when they hear it, but there are not many people who can resonate with cross talk in this era of fast food.
The reason why he would reward this little fat man named "Dai Yi" was at best to sponsor this guy to stick to his dream.
"May I ask the three of you, what do you think are the shortcomings of the cross talk I just talked about?" Dai Yi asked respectfully.
Crosstalk is in decline.
This is an indisputable fact. As a practitioner of such a craft as cross talk, Dai Yi also has to admit that there are only a few cross talk actors who often appear in the public eye. Those few people had a full stomach, but they starved to death many other practitioners in this industry.
At this time, Dai Yi was looking for a way out.
is looking for his own way out, and he is also looking for a way out of cross talk.
Hu Junbiao didn't plan to pay attention to Dai Yi, after all, the beauty was opposite, and it was not long enough to appreciate the beauty, so how could he still have the heart to pay attention to others.
But after thinking about it, Song Yushuang's eyes were all focused on Lu Mu at present, although looking at the reaction of his good brother Mu'er, it seemed that he was giving up the opportunity to himself. But in the current situation, if he is sitting still like this, even if his good brother Mu Ge'er is willing to help, he has no great future.
So, his eyes fell on Dai Yi beside him.
He felt that Dai Yi's appearance at this time was just right, just to help him show his talent and knowledge.
As Hu Junbiao, who thinks he is very literary and artistic, he is not willing to miss any opportunity to show himself in front of beautiful women.
So, he spoke: "Cross talk pays attention to talking and singing. It also includes professional terms such as "mat live", "live", "burden", "three turns and four shakes", "one head sinks" and other professional terms......"
Hu Junbiao is not an expert in cross talk research, but he is definitely a cross talk enthusiast. still knows enough about some details of cross talk, and at this moment, Hu Junbiao can't wait to explain his own explanations to all of them in front of Song Yushuang.
Dai Yi heard Hu Junbiao's words, and shook his head slightly in his heart.
Hu Junbiao is not professional enough, even if he is professional, the answer he gave is not what Dai Yi wants.
This is not his way out.
After waiting for Hu Junbiao to finish speaking, Dai Yi politely praised: "Thank you, Mr. for your advice." ”
Immediately, he looked at Lu Mu: "May I ask this gentleman, what do you think is the deficiency of my cross talk?"
Lu Mu was worried about Song Yushuang at this time.
Hearing Dai Yi's polite inquiry, it was hard to refuse, so he had to speak: "I think the cross talk you talked about is good, at least I'm quite interested." It's just that I always feel that some of them are not vulgar enough. ”