Chapter 528: Crazy Old Han
With a burst of warblers and swallows but completely incomprehensible screams, the wooden door was kicked open with a "bang", and a furry figure rolled and flew in, "snapping" into the opposite wooden wall and rolling down.
Wang An, who was enjoying a massage on the wooden bed covered with straw mats on the side, and Gu Laosan, who was incarnated as a technician, both opened their mouths wide and frowned at a certain badger who was climbing up with his nose covered.
"Hiss~"
Wang Ping rubbed his nose that was almost broken, squinted his eyes and held back the sour tears, and saw the two stunned people at the head of the bed opposite.
The situation seemed to be a little different from what he thought, and he had just calculated the strength to fly up and hit the door, but he didn't expect that the wooden door was just a cover, and it was not latched at all. As a result, he couldn't stop the car in mid-air and almost hit himself to death.
"Tsk, you too...... It's a big night, why don't you bolt the door......"
As soon as he grabbed the hat that had been turned over to the back of his head and buttoned it, a group of nervous-looking native girls suddenly rushed in outside the door, almost trampling him to death. As soon as Wang Ping dodged aside, he knelt on the ground with a hula, interrupting the daze of the two at the head of the bed.
"Oh, what are you guys doing?
Wang An hurriedly jumped out of bed, ran over before he even had time to put on his shoes, helped the girls up one by one, and glared down at a certain badger. secretly scolded this guy for causing trouble, and he seemed to be fine...... Badger-like, its eyes are looking around, as if it has come to inspect.
"Ahem, boss, why are you here?"
Gu Laosan didn't dare to delay, and the dog's legs generally came over and asked for warmth at a certain badger.
Don't look at Wang Ping, it seems that he doesn't need him much if he has a new dog, but Gu Laosan knows very well that those wild dogs outside can't be brought home, and only he is the pro-dog leg of a certain badger.
"emmm~ This idea seems weird......  ̄3 ̄”
A salted fish was stunned for a moment, and then saw a certain badger gesturing with small paws, and the little hairy face looked like a fierce "ah-woo".
"Oh, you're looking for Xiao Huang......"
When he entered the door, he found that Gu Laosan was just helping Wang An massage to relieve his fatigue, and Wang Ping, who had calmed down, suddenly realized that he had come to hit the door of the little couple at night. But admitting mistakes is not his style, so he had an idea and said that he was here to find Xiao Huang.
Gu Laosan, who didn't doubt him, looked abrupt, then shook his head and said, "That guy ran away just now, maybe he was hungry, so he went hunting in the woods by himself." By the way, are you hungry too, boss?"
I don't know if it's because the Bita tribe has two meals, but seeing that it's getting dark, none of the old guys who were extremely enthusiastic before come to Zhang Luo to eat. Just in time for someone to be in trouble, a salted fish was embarrassed to say something like "Why don't we have a meal first?" and so on. When he saw Wang Ping at this time, he was not the only one who suddenly hadn't eaten.
"Count you as acquaintances!"
Wang Ping nodded "from hunger", and the embarrassment was better.
Behind him, Wang An was so good at talking, but the language was not understood, and the more he spoke, the bigger his head became. I saw a lewd old man who knew English passing by the door, and he greeted her with a smile. As a result, before leaving, Wang An rushed over and grabbed the collar and carried it in.
"Tell them that I don't need anyone to serve them, let them all leave!"
"Your Highness, did they make you angry? Do you need me to bring a whip?" the old man didn't drive people away, but asked Wang An first.
"You...... What the hell!"
Wang An was already a little impatient, the corners of his eyes twitched, and his face was crazy. This old thing, she pretended to be deaf and dumb when she was a saint before, and at this time, she still showed off his little abacus, which really made her a little angry.
It is true that the Bita tribe is primitive, but just looking at the bows and arrows of those warriors and the modern items that can be found everywhere in the tribe, we know that the tribe is far from being so closed. She didn't believe the old fellow didn't understand what she meant.
A salted fish who is familiar with his girlfriend's personality knows that if he doesn't come out again, maybe the next second there will be a scene in front of him where a post-90s irritable girl beats a 70-year-old man. hurriedly got up and pulled Wang An over, and then smiled and hooked the shoulders of a certain elder and ran to the side and whispered.
Words such as "shy", "harmonious life", "inconvenient", and "disturbing good things" floated out secretly, Wang Ping pulled his little ears and eavesdropped a few words before his face darkened, but a certain elder looked suddenly, and sighed again and again It was his fault, he shouldn't have let people disturb him and His Highness the Holy Maiden to rest at this time, and hurriedly drove the group of girls away.
When the crowd walked away, Gu Laosan closed the wooden door and turned around, and saw a certain badger rubbing his paws and looking at him with a smile, and Wang An on the side also had the same expression. What he had just said to the elder was not only heard by Wang Ping.
"Ahem, An'an, are you hungry? It just so happens that the boss is also here, I'll go and see what Ye Yu has left to eat......"
Feeling that something was wrong with the atmosphere, Gu Lang swallowed his saliva, and hurriedly opened the door and slipped out.
Without waiting for a few steps, the door behind him sounded, but it was Wang An who bolted the door from the inside. A salted fish turned around and ran back, and as soon as he slapped it, he heard Wang An say quickly inside: "I'm sleepy, go to sleep first!"
"What's that...... You eat something and then sleep......"
Gu Laosan tugged at his cheeks, and as soon as he said it, he hated to slap himself. Dare to find a worse reason?
The leg of the trouser was pulled up, and when I looked down, I found that a certain badger had also been driven out at some point, and was looking up at him urging.
"Aren't you eating, don't you hurry up!"
The phone call to Lao Han was once again forgotten by a certain badger, and even if it occasionally flashed through his mind, he was immediately driven to the corner.
It's time to make a phone call, and it's too late to finish eating.
In the northeast rainforest, the embarrassed figure is running, but he does not dare to go to the river again.
"Ahh~~ Help...... Did anyone hear that......"
Crazy and desperate cries rang out in the forest, and even the little animals that couldn't understand human speech felt a trace of sadness in them.
Han Daxia is probably already crazy, so he will shout such words in such a ghost place where there is no village and no store. At this time, he and Yi Jiuyang went to the burden of luggage, and the speed was a lot bigger, but they looked even more embarrassed.
Yang Xu was carried by the two of them with arms and legs, and the human body was stretched horizontally. Yi Jiuyang, who was walking behind, opened his mouth and his eyes were straight, just running mechanically. The saliva brought out by the wheezing fell down the corners of his mouth, dripping all over Yang Xu's face, but he didn't make any noise to drink water.
I don't know if the caiman didn't see Yang Xu before, or if he thought that this thing would have diarrhea if he ate it. In short, just when Han Daxia came back to pull him, the caiman turned his head and got back into the water.
But even so, the two of them didn't dare to let go of their breath, they didn't even dare to take their luggage, and they pulled Yang Xu into the woods and began to flee westward.
However, after running a few hundred meters, Han Daxia regretted it. In this current environment, it is okay to leave your luggage, but the cold fireworks in one of the backpacks should not be lost. The two of them don't even have lighters on them now, and rushing to the night in this kind of rainforest is no different from looking for death.
It's a pity that courage is the same thing as luck, and then it declines, and then it is exhausted. He dared to rush back to pull Yang Xu when the crocodile was there just now, but now that the crocodile is back in the water, he doesn't have the courage to go back and get the backpack.
So he and Yi Jiuyang didn't dare to stop, so they carried Yang Xu forward, for fear that a pause would give the predator who didn't know where to hide a chance to make a move.
I don't know how long I ran, but the trees in the forest began to become thin, and the field of vision gradually widened, as if there was a noise in front of me.