Chapter 800: Selfie
Fina hadn't been so close to the bathtub since it was occupied by Shihua, and even if she did, it was only to sprinkle cat litter or chili powder into it.
It thought that the edge of the bathtub would also be wet, but it was surprisingly dry, and there was still a faint smell of Zhang Zi'an on it, probably he had just sat here.
The slippery edge of the tub would have been difficult to stand on, but it was not a problem for Fina, who had the best balance and flexibility in her body.
As it stood still, it relaxed, not tense as before, because it couldn't escape her water cannon attack in this position.
And it doesn't have to escape, just reach out and scratch her shoulder is enough for her to drink a pot, it's a big deal to lose both.
Shihua was really startled when she saw it come to her side all of a sudden, she had never been so close to it, its sharp teeth and sharp claws looked fierce, and its turquoise eyes were as deep as autumn water, and she couldn't see what it was thinking.
She shrunk her shoulders, and although she was a little afraid, she puffed up her chest and said, "Do you want to play? Be careful not to touch the water, although this phone is waterproof, it is said that it is not 100% safe......"
As she spoke, she lit up the screen and put her phone in front of her eyes.
Fina glanced at her, then stared down at her phone, and put one of her front paws on the screen.
Its fingers couldn't be separated like a human, and it didn't know which icon it was on, when the screen suddenly switched, reflecting a golden cat with pale golden hair with dark gold markings and spots, looking at it majestically.
Fina was startled, her claws shrinking back.
"Haha! Don't be afraid, this is taking pictures, you have pressed the camera button, this is the interface for selfies!" Shihua laughed, using the knowledge he had just learned from Zhang Zi'an to learn and sell.
Fina's eyes narrowed, was that what she was for, to let it be frightened by surprise and laugh at it?
However, her laughter was hearty, and there seemed to be no element of ridicule in it.
"Press that button again and you'll be able to take a picture of yourself!" she anxiously urged, "Press it quickly, the camera is very power-hungry!"
So, what kind of trap is this?
Fina glanced at her again, and poked out the cat's paw again, this time with only a striking button at the bottom of the screen that couldn't be pressed wrong.
The screen shows a picture of it, with a visibly wary and curious expression, the camera focused on its face, and the closer the cat's paws stick out, the more blurry the camera becomes.
β...... What kind of junk phone is this? The photo doesn't look like Hongu. It looked at the picture and finally spoke.
In the photo, its eyes are a little too large, and the curvature of its chin is too sharp, and even its pale blonde hair has become yellow-white.
"The phone is not garbage! You turned on the beauty selfie!" Shihua grabbed the phone, recalled the method, tried to turn off the beauty function, and then pointed the front camera at Fina and pressed the photo button.
The photo taken this time is almost the same as Fina, much better than just now, and I'm afraid that even Fina's mother won't recognize it in the photo just now......
"Hmph! Humans like to engage in such hypocritical and self-deceiving cats!" Fina snorted disdainfully.
"I don't like beauty selfies either, because I'm already beautiful!" Shihua confidently took another photo of himself and admired it beautifully.
From another angle, it's another one.
The girl on the street posed a scissor hand next to her cheek, another one.
"Humph!" Fina snorted again, but did not utter a sarcastic word.
"Didn't you say that the camera costs electricity, why do you still shoot so hard?" it couldn't help but say when it saw that she was taking endless selfies.
"Wow! I just took a few shots, but I lost so much electricity!" Shihua saw that the power went down faster, and he was so distressed that he quickly turned off the camera.
Sure enough, she is a fool with a tendon in her brain, and she really overestimates her by thinking that she can do any traps...... Fina thought speechlessly.
It's boring!
Fina shook her head.
Today, she is a little weird, I don't know what medicine she took wrong, could it be that she took the fish medicine that Zhang Zi'an bought?
Forget it, it's none of its business anyway, since she doesn't plan to go to war, let her go for the time being, and go downstairs to eat and take a nap.
As soon as Fina flicked her tail and twisted her body, she was about to jump off the bathtub.
"Hey...... Hey!" she shouted from behind.
The bathroom was just her and it, so she was clearly calling it.
"What for?" Fina asked, turning her face and unceremoniously.
For a moment, it sensed her abs contracting, and thought she was finally about to tear off the veil of hypocrisy and launch a surprise attack.
The reason why it couldn't resist and didn't strike first was because its common sense raised questions - even if she was a fool, she wouldn't be stupid enough to call the other person before a surprise attack, right?
Shihua didn't attack suddenly, she just twisted her body back and forth, her cheeks and forehead were as red as boiled prawns, and she whispered as if she was embarrassed: "Fei...... Fina, isn't it? β
Fina's body stiffened briefly for a moment, because since she came to the pet store, no one had complimented her on the good name.
"Finaparis XIII, to be exact. It came back to its senses and said in a reserved and haughty voice, "This is a noble name that has been passed down from time immemorial, and can only be inherited by the Grand Priest of the Bubastith Best Shrine...... It's just that the idiot thinks it's too long and hard to read and simplifys. β
"I ...... I also think Fina sounds better, and I can't remember the full name because it's too long......," she said, scratching her head.
You think it's too long to remember, it's because you're an idiot like him!
It's just that all human beings are idiots, but could it be that even creatures that look a little like humans are infected with idiot attributes?
"That...... Phenanthrene...... Is there anything you have to tell me, Fina?" she asked, her big blue eyes staring at her with some kind of anticipation, as if to sayβpraise me, praise me!
Fina didn't come back to her senses at first, but her eyes were so easy to understand that after a little hesitation, she reluctantly said, "...... Shihua is also a good name. β
"Yes, right, Shihua means splendid and beautiful in the world! It's also a very old name!" Shihua shook his head happily.
Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you, and the saying seems to be true in turn - if you don't want to be treated like this, don't treat others like this, and conversely, if you want to be treated like this by others, treat others like this.
It seems much happier to compliment each other than to hurt each other!
After being praised, the body and mind were greatly comfortable, and even the body seemed to be much lighter, and after being viciously spoken, the heart was so angry that it was about to jump out of the chest......
Shihua regretted it very much, why didn't he find it earlier?
Fina saw that the expression on her face changed rapidly, and for a moment she was contemplating, and then she was silly.
So, what the hell is this for? wasting napping time complimenting each other on good names? It's boring!
No, staying with an idiot may be infected with idiot attributes, and it wouldn't have done such a boring thing two thousand years ago!
Fina arched her back, intending to jump to the bathroom door in one go.
"Filipino...... Fina!" she called it jerky.
"What's the matter?" it said impatiently.
She held out a hand to it, "...... Do you want to make a friend?"
Fina stared at her white palm: "......"
Shihua hurriedly said: "When I make friends on TV, I have to shake hands!"
β...... Why make friends?" asked Fina, noncommittal.
"Cause...... Because I don't have any friends yet......" she hung her head in embarrassment, and then secretly looked up at its face, "no...... Can't you?"
Fina's heart was inexplicably a little irritable, it really wished this was a trap, it was better to be watched by her like this, it was better to fight happily, even if it was hit by a cannonball-like water column and hit the wall, it was much more comfortable than this!
"The palace has always consisted only of enemies, servants, and subordinates. It said in a haughty voice, "In front of the palace, the enemy will be destroyed, the servants will be oxen and horses, and the subordinates will serve bravely." β
Shihua didn't understand it very well, but he always felt that its tone was majestic, as if he had rejected her, so he shrank back his hand in fear, and was very disappointed in his heart, after all, she had mustered up a lot of courage to say it.
"But it doesn't hurt to make friends. Fina spoke quickly, quickly raising a cat's paw and slapping it on her palm.
The soft pad of flesh parted with her soft palm.
Shihua stared blankly at his palm, as if reminiscing about the previous touch.
"Nothing else, this palace is going to rest. Fina turned her head away from looking at her.
"Wait a minute!
Shihua hurriedly picked up his phone, lit up the screen, and turned on the camera.
"One...... Would it be good to take a picture together?" she asked, biting her lower lip, "I see that friends walking together on the street will take pictures together." β
Fina was tempted to get out of here and go downstairs for a nap, maybe it would be a big mistake to come in the afternoon.
It asked impatiently, "Isn't the phone running out of battery?"
"So...... Hurry up, don't waste time!" Shihua urged.
Fina said fiercely: "Only take one shot, if you don't shoot well, you won't care about the palace!
"Got it!"
Shihua smiled, turned the phone sideways, leaned against the edge of the bathtub, very close to Fina, and raised his scissor hand, reminding: "It would be cuter if you raised a paw and put it on your face!"
"Are you going to shoot or not?" Fina almost lost her patience, feeling unusually irritable and wanting to roar a few times.
"Okay, don't move, I'm going to shoot!"
As she pressed her finger, the screen of the phone froze, and if you ignore the pale blue fishtail, it looks like a very common photo of a girl and a cat.