Chapter 181: Worship God
What?
Bai Tian wants to kill?
This is not the scene of Conan and Jintian next door, nor is it the set of Zhang Dongsheng, so you don't need to be so ruthless, right?
Zhang Hong couldn't bother to worry about what Lin Muqing wanted to say, so he rushed back to the set with her and the assistant director.
His money is not blown by the wind, and if he loses the 300 million, he can cry to death.
hurriedly ran back to the set, and Zhang Hong saw Bai Tian sitting on the bench alone and smoking silently in a daze.
His greasy middle-aged handsome man's back was messy.
Zhang Hong sat next to him and patted him on the shoulder, "What's wrong Brother Bai?"
Bai Tian silently took two puffs of cigarette and sighed: "The camera is broken, I just shot a particularly perfect shot, but it didn't record, and now the camera is broken, and I can't shoot it tonight." ”
Zhang Hong was puzzled: "If the camera is broken, you can't shoot?" Brother Bai, didn't you get a spare machine? It's unprofessional, brother." ”
"That machine is very high-end, and I also rented it at a high price this time. Bai Tian explained, but his interest was not very high, "And the point is not here, mainly because there was no way to do it before the start of filming, and just now a crew photographer fell into the evil spirit, so he eased up." ”
Zhang Hong: "......"
Method?
Obsessed?
What the hell is this?
Zhang Hong turned his head to look at Lin Muqing.
Lin Muqing said lightly: "It's not superstition, it's just the mentality that more things are better than less things, and it's just a comfort to yourself, but this step is basically essential." ”
In fact, whether Zhang Hong is in his previous life or in this life, this habit is not uncommon.
Whether it is worshipping Buddha or worshipping Guan Gong or Zhao Gongming, in short, everyone will bow before turning on the camera, and some even have to turn on the camera.
In this life, because many traditional customs have been preserved, just like the statue of a goddess to be burned before the island country starts, it is a variant of traditional customs, which was first handed down from the pear orchard.
Zhang Hong's previous life was different from this life.
In his previous life, he was because of the backwardness of the domestic entertainment industry in the early stage, and a large number of Hong Kong and Taiwan works entered the mainland.
Later, many Hong Kong and Taiwan stars and directors organized groups to come to the mainland to "make money", and they also brought the traditional customs of Hong Kong and Taiwan with them.
After twenty or thirty years of development, although the domestic entertainment industry has completely crushed Hong Kong and Taiwan, this custom has still been retained.
Zhang Hong doesn't need to jump out, saying that everything is feudal superstition and self-deprecation, which is boring.
To put it bluntly, there must be a reason for the problem of the machine, and eighty percent of them are caused by someone throwing the pot.
Zhang Hong scratched his head, "It means that the crew didn't worship God before the start? Brother Bai, your crew is not professional." ”
On the surface, Zhang Hong is laughing and complaining, but in fact, he is helping Bai Tian get rid of the pot.
After all, this crew is different from Zhang Hong's crew.
This crew was found temporarily - this is also the current situation of the general crew, and people are looking for it now.
So the director who has a relationship can find a big guy to join the group.
Sure enough, as soon as Bai Tian heard Zhang Hong's words, he instantly became energetic.
He took a puff of cigarette and threw the cigarette butt to the ground, and as soon as he stepped on the cigarette butt, he stood up and shouted heartbreakingly:
"Producer! Where's the producer!!Producer!!Producer get out of here!!!"
Zhang Hong: "......"
He looked back at Lin Muqing, "Is the role of the producer to take the blame? I always thought that the producers were very big names and could compete with the director." ”
As he spoke, he began to look Lin Muqing up and down.
Small vest, jeans, small leather boots.
It's really worth bullying.
After more than a year, Zhang Hong has never seen the aggrieved appearance of this girl when she was scolded for being bloody.
Can I find a chance to see and learn in the future?
Lin Muqing cast a dangerous look and said lightly: "Your understanding is correct, it's just that Director Bai Tian is a big name." ”
After a pause, he added: "And don't forget, this movie is your investment, and the original producer should be you." But you're just in name, and the actual producer is Wang Ye of our company. ”
Zhang Hong: "Ah, this ......"
Wang Ye?
He came to be a producer?
With a grin, Zhang Hong quietly lurked and followed Bai Tian's voice and walked over.
Then quietly lurked to the side.
In the open space, Bai Tian crossed his arms and scolded at Wang Ye, "Fragrant, golden paper, Guan Erye, why don't you worship Erye!"
Do you know how much it costs for hundreds of people on this mountain to eat and drink Lazar a day? Do you know how good that shot is just now? What am I going to ...... Why don't you organize everyone to worship the second master? The first day of filming! The first day of filming, the first day of filming!"
Wang Ye lowered his head and said aggrievedly: "It is indeed the first time to ......"
"......" This ** cub still dares to talk back?
Bai Tian said angrily: "Ah?!You are like this in my Brother Zhang's crew?, you don't worship the second master?!"
Wang Ye whispered, "It's true that we don't worship the second master, we all worship the ...... of the three gods."
"Why don't you worship me when you come here?"
Wang Ye hurriedly waved his hand, "No, no, no, I'll find a way right away!"
Bai Tian waved his hand to get out of here.
Wang Ye ran quickly.
Then he pulled several assistants aside for a meeting:
"Where's the golden paper! What about the incense! What about the second master! Why don't you prepare? What the hell are you talking to? How many times have you said it yourself! Do you think that I was too good to talk to Yan Yuese before, and you all had stiff wings?
It's the first time you've made a film, you're making a movie, you're teaching students in your school, you're going to graduate from a school!"
"......," Zhang Hong muttered, "It's the first time I've seen Brother Wang so domineering." ”
But this is a bit too much.
He couldn't stand it a little, and shouted over there, "Brother Wang!"
Wang Ye turned his head angrily.
After seeing Zhang Hong, his expression instantly switched to ecstasy.
Without waiting for Zhang Hong to beckon, he waved his hand to let a few assistants get out, and then ran over:
"Brother Hong!
Zhang Hong casually threw him a cigarette and complained: "You are a fool, I used to tell someone Tian'er that our crew is not professional, but you will give me this?"
We've been making TV series and movies for more than a year, so you haven't learned anything from Lin Muqing?"
Bai Tian glanced at Lin Muqing, and said helplessly: "Brother Hong, I am the President Lin who learned." Mr. Lin has always been inactive in our crew, I think it's good, give the director more autonomy, who knows that he was sprayed with blood. ”
Zhang Hong waved his hand, "Don't talk about this, what's the matter with me?"
"That's it......" Wang Ye lit a cigarette and smiled embarrassedly, "Brother Hong, did you bring the three statues of the gods we worshiped before we turned on?"
Zhang Hong pouted, "Why am I bringing that thing, I'm here to visit the class, not to film, I'm afraid it's useless for you to look for me." ”
Wang Ye was sweating anxiously, "Then what should I do, Brother Hong, won't I embarrass you?" The key is that this is not my dignity, this is your face!"
"What does your dignity have to do with my face?"
After replying to him, Zhang Hong fell silent.
There is one thing to say, although what Wang Ye said is very unreasonable, but it really makes some sense.
This was just the first time he boasted to Bai Tian about the professionalism of his crew, and he secretly poked and despised the unprofessionalism of his crew.
As a result, now this Wang Ye has come to slap himself in the face.
Can this be endured?
After thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone and flipped through the photo album, looked up and smiled: "I have a way, come with me." ”
As he spoke, he took Wang Yelin Muqing and ran to find Bai Tian.
Bai Tian is in a bad mood now, and everyone will scold him.
However, seeing Zhang Hong coming, his angry expression softened a lot:
"Brother, let you see the joke, alas......"
Zhang Hong smiled: "Brother Bai, don't worry, I have a way." ”
Bai Tian's spiritual head came in an instant, "Oh?
He looked Zhang Hong up and down a few times, and said suspiciously: "Could it be that my brother can still make a cameo appearance as a Taoist priest or something?"
"Not really. ”
Zhang Hong grabbed his shoulder, took out his mobile phone, and opened the album, "But the statue can be there." ”
He said in a low voice: "This is the three-pillar god I have to worship every time I turn on the camera, the thief spirit! You see that I haven't pounced on filming! And don't we just ask for peace of mind, and it's the same with photos." ”
Bai Tian looked at the three great gods taken on his mobile phone and fell into deep thought, "Brother, which way is this immortal?"
"Lao Wang, Yang Bodhisattva, and the Right Goddess. ”
"Huh?"
"Shaolin Temple in Wudang Mountain Office Grand Priest Wang Lama, referred to as: Lao Wang.
The Bodhisattva of the Pacific, please.
There is also the goddess of political correctness of Westerners. ”
"What's that?"
Zhang Hong: "......"
He repeated it again.
Bai Tianren was stupid, "This thing...... Are you sure it works?"
Zhang Hong gave a thumbs up, "I have said that it is good to use it!"
You see my movies and TV series, as well as my company's "Rich Criminal Police" filmed by Li Hua, worship this!"
He began to analyze "seriously", "Brother Bai, look, there are too many people who worship Second Master Guan or something, and the Second Master can't be busy! My Three Pillar God has no one to worship except for my crew, so they must protect you, right?"
Zhang Hong's logic is absolutely fine.
Bai Tian was also persuaded, "Okay! Just do as you say! What about the incense?"
Zhang Hong took out three hibiscus kings from his pocket, "Just use this, the three pillar gods are not picky." ”
Bai Tian: "......"
In the end, everyone in the crew began to worship the Three Pillars God together.
Zhang Hong wanted to laugh when he saw it.
But his purpose is not here, he is looking for an opportunity to investigate the reason.
While hundreds of people in the crew were worshipping God, he quietly wore Lin Muqing to the "cursed camera".
After two glances, he knew in his heart.
After worshipping the Three Pillars God, Bai Tian instructed the crew to prepare to continue filming, Zhang Hongle said:
"Brother Bai, you're still a fart today. ”
Bai Tian frowned and said, "Why can't I shoot after worshipping all the times?" Why don't I find an assistant to take three roots and worship the world again?"
Zhang Hongnunu motioned to him to look at the camera with his chin, "There is no memory card in it, it's strange that this machine can shoot!"
Bai Tian: "Huh?!"
The next second, he looked at the director of photography.
The director of photography turned pale.
The photographer who was still twitching just now turned over and sat up, pointed to the director of photography, and said righteously:
"I didn't have my card with me when I started going up the mountain today, so I don't even know what he's doing. ”
Director of Photography: "......"