"Hopefully, Fang Tang is really the so-called savior, otherwise, the old man is really a big Yali Mountain. Zhang Zizhong walked out of the basement, looking at the light rain in the heavenly streets of the imperial capital, the grass on both sides of the road was moist like a crisp, the basement where Zhang Zizhong was was just a hidden place outside the imperial capital, and there were naturally not many pedestrians around.

"Now it's about to be the day of Shangyuan again, Gaozu's birthday will start to be held again in some time, almost when Fang Tang goes to the Nangong clan to meet that Nangong Youyun and comes back, the day of Shangyuan is almost about to begin, come on!" Zhang Zizhong suddenly snapped his fingers, and a figure suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Your Excellency. The figure's voice was very cold, without any emotion.

"Send this invitation to Fang Tang, the third director of the Jinyi Guard, remember, you must deliver it before Fang Tang goes to the Nangong Clan. Zhang Zizhong took out a golden invitation from his arms, the decoration was extraordinary, extremely heavy, the figure responded, took the invitation in Zhang Zizhong's hand, and left the place.

........

"Will I explain tonight's events?I'll give you a chance?" Fang Tang came to the private room that Lin Mo had already booked in the French hotel in a daze, and Lin Xueying was already waiting inside.

"Ah, why are you here?" Fang Tang was taken aback, the original drunkenness on his head was also much sober, Fang Tang, who originally wanted to take off his clothes to take a comfortable bath, put on his clothes in an instant. "You female rascal, I'm still innocent, I haven't been in love yet, I haven't ....... yet"

"What don't you have yet?" Lin Xueying got up and stood in front of Fang Tang with a fork, just like that, under Fang Tang's eyes, she used her own strength to crumple the fork into a ball.

？！！！！！

This is a female devil, not easy to mess with.

"Xue Ying, Xiao Yingying, Ying Yingying. Fang Tang was startled, took a step back, and kept a safe distance from Lin Xueying. "Don't be like this, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, we are still good brothers. ”

"Good brother?" Lin Xueying's eyes narrowed, flashing with a strange light.

"We are still ... Still is.... Are you my mother?" Fang Tang said bitterly, he didn't think about using a plug-in to solve this woman, but he couldn't bear it, after all, this Lin Xueying was also his ideal type.

"What will I do next time?" Lin Xueying said slightly, although it was a simple sentence, it contained a murderous intent.

"I was wrong, I dare next time, goodbye to you. Fang Tang got dressed, rushed out of the room, and ran to Lin Mo's room next door.

Lin Xueying was stunned for a moment, and then Hua Zhi laughed wildly.

This Fang Tang is full of desire to survive.

Like your girlfriend asked you, she saw your ex-girlfriend hanging a bottle in the hospital,

At this time,

You just need to think about it with your brain, and the point is not your ex-girlfriend, but the one she said she was hanging a bottle in the hospital!

If you are very worried and say, "How are you doing with her?"

Then congratulations, your home will be game over.

And all you have to do is tell her, "I'm sorry, baby, I didn't take good care of you, and I blame you for letting you go to the hospital to hang the bottle." ”

Look, isn't that a good thing to say?

Isn't it, in front of your girlfriend, you can count out an ice heart

You still can't get meat.

It's like a video in a certain sound, where a man asks a couple, who in your family is in charge of the money.

The man said he was in charge.

Then the questioner asked the woman

Since you are in charge of the money, then your math must be very good, may I ask how much 123456789 multiplied by 987654321,

Then the man kept laughing, and then the questioner asked the man

What is 2 times 3?

The man seemed to feel the murderous intention of his daughter-in-law, and silently bowed his head and said: "8"

"Lin Mo, open the door!" Fang Tang ran to Lin Mo's door while lifting his pants, and patted the door of Lin Mo's room vigorously, looking so embarrassed, as if he was hiding from a husband who caught his daughter-in-law cheating.

Wait a minute

I didn't cheat, why am I so nervous?

Isn't it just a woman, she's quite a tiger.

The more Fang Tang felt that something was wrong, Lin Mo's door had already opened, and he saw Lin Mo show his head: "What are you doing, you still don't let people sleep?"

"Sleep with you tonight, whoever asked you to arrange me and Lin Xueying in the same room, you will be responsible for what happened. Fang Tang pointed at Lin Mo's head, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, "Why don't you open the door and open an anti-theft chain... ”

"Isn't that too lazy to bother? Besides, my head is smaller. In this small space, my head comes and goes freely, my body is as light as a swallow, and I can do it all in one go. Okay, okay, go back to sleep, bye-bye, good night. Lin Mo shrank his head, and then slammed the door shut.

Fang Tang: "........."

Fang Tang sighed, he could only quietly push Lin Xueying's room open, then gently closed the door and sneaked in as a thief.

Lin Xueying had already fallen asleep on the bed, and a pillow and blanket had been prepared next to her and placed on the ground, Fang Tang was stunned for a moment and smiled.

There was a round wooden table in front of the windowsill, and there was a pen and a notebook on the table, and when Fang Tang looked at that notebook, he secretly glanced at Lin Xueying.

Forget it, go to sleep, there's a bunch of things to do tomorrow.

Twelve a.m. on the second day (author's biological clock, hhhhh)

Fang Tang woke up faintly, and the mobile phone that happened to be placed next to him rang.

"Dad, your grandson is calling, Dad, your grandson is calling!" Fang Tang was startled, and was about to cover the sound of the mobile phone ringing, when suddenly a pillow came at the speed of light, just like when he was sleeping in class, the teacher suddenly threw a piece of chalk over, fast, accurate and ruthless.

"Be quiet!" Lin Xueying's lazy voice came from Fang Tang's side, a little lazy but a little charming.

"Okay, okay, I'll go out and answer the phone. Fang Tang nodded, quickly put on his clothes, and walked out of the room to answer the phone.

I glanced down at the caller ID and couldn't help but be angry.

At the critical moment when he just achieved the spring dream, this call came in suddenly, and it was a hole close at hand, and he almost went in.

"Hey, Jiang Bureau, is there something wrong?" Fang Tang suddenly came to his lips and cursed words, but he couldn't say it for a while, "Call me so early, is there something going on in the bureau?"

"So early?" Jiang Yiwei suddenly felt that something was wrong, and then remembered, Fang Tang drank high last night, and now he hasn't woken up yet, most of the time he was sleeping before, and he didn't have a good temper when he was arguing with himself. "That's right, Director Fang, someone is looking for you here. ”

"Someone is looking for me? What's the matter? Tall, short, fat, thin, convex or backward? Fair-skinned and beautiful with long legs? Don't be that chubby little chick with Lemon, oh, she's been taken, not like Lemon anyway." ”

"No, it's a man. Jiang Yi's only face was strange, this Fang Tang said

It seems to be an adjective to describe a woman, "I came from the imperial capital, and I heard that I came to me on the order of Lord Zhang." ”

Lord-sama?

Fang Tang suddenly remembered Zhang Zizhong, who had remarked the old pervert in his mobile phone.

"Alright then, I'll come over in a moment. Fang Tang hung up the phone, the people from the imperial capital must definitely dress up and go out again...

When a man is enchanted, there is nothing to do with women.。。。

Wait

I'm not a women's clothing boss, why should I be enchanting.

Fang Tang couldn't help but be speechless, I'm afraid that I've watched a lot of the famous Abby on the whole network in Western Province recently, and then he 。。。。。

Out of control.

"Lin Xueying, I'm going to go to the Jiangcheng Local Operations Bureau now, come back later, and do business. Fang Tang stood at the door and shouted, only to see three young people suddenly run out of the other two rooms, dressed in suits and leather shoes, extremely handsome.

"Wow, I think you three are my bodyguards, I don't know, I think you are going on a blind date, three handsome guys and cowherds?" The three people who ran out of the two doors were naturally Lin Mo, Shen Qing, and Xu Ruge.

"I heard that you are going to the local combat bureau, how about you bring me one?" Without waiting for Lin Mo to speak, Xu Ruge spoke first.

"Don't listen to his nonsense," Lin Mo retorted: "Fang Tang, look at me, I don't have a big figure, what a powerful arm, look at me, take me, as long as you take me, I will stick to you." ”

"What are you sticking to me?" Fang Tang suddenly wanted to see what kind of medicine was sold in this Lin Mo gourd, wasn't it just to go to the Jiangcheng Local Operations Bureau, and he would come back in about an hour, why bother going to the Jiangcheng Local Operations Bureau like this.

Lin Mo smiled politely and embarrassedly.

"Our Tang is going to say one thing today, our Tang is going to challenge not to swear for thirty days, especially today is the first day!" Fang Tang said this, and left the hotel at the speed of light, leaving Lin Mo and the three of them looking at each other.

"He ..... just cursed, right?" - Lin Mo

Xu Ruge: "No, are these three words swear words? ”

Shen Qing: "..........."

A review of Jay Chou's "Fireworks Are Easy to Cold".

Tears are floating, and there is an empty door on my lips. Falling leaves into flowing water, it is the fate of thousands of years that it cannot be stopped. Nostalgia is the old land, which has long been stained with traces. Can't lock it, and the red dust is all over the place. In the story, how many broken intestines, endless lovesickness, recited over and over again. The lonely back, the road is endless, there is too much helplessness. The laughter was familiar but unfamiliar. It's the whisper in your ear. When everything was over, I heard a thousand years of grief. The people are scattered, and they can't guess who is right and who is wrong. It's nostalgia, but I can't tell what it looked like at the beginning. The crowded city has torn off the attachment between you and me, and the passing crowd is destined to drift. The people are scattered, and no one's appearance can be carved. It's a legend, it's a long wait, it's a circle of annual rings, a story that comes and goes, and you can't repeat the heartache of you and me. It looks familiar, but it's still the same silly. A will that broke off the marriage of the previous life. This troubled world has cut off anyone's thoughts. The sound of wooden fish, the beating of the heartache. Let your thoughts fly, and you will be constantly worried. In a word, endless, etc

Maybe tomorrow's Valentine's Day will come, I envy those couples, but when I think of the current situation, the author can't help but laugh out loud.

The editor Fan Huang has sent me a message, this book is almost 500,000, and he immediately decided to put it on the shelves.

Mine a good one,

The emperor of rice is awesome, loves the emperor of rice, and the emperor of rice is mighty, and he has dominated the rivers and lakes for thousands of years.

——— from the cry of the author who hit the street