Chapter 79: The Black Humor of the City People
Zhou Xian took off to kill and became the big dark horse in the sixth class of high school in this midterm exam, which surprised Cao's Wangda.
What is called impressive, this is!
What is called rising to the sky, this is it!
What is called a counterattack king, this is!
But this super dark horse drove him crazy.
If he only passes the Chinese test, with a score of 951, he will be the first in the whole grade!
Give yourself a long face!
In addition to the number of languages, politics, history and geography, physics and chemistry, there is no liberal arts and science in the first year of high school, and the total score is 1050 points.
The first overall score in the whole grade is 950 points.
It can be seen that the first middle school student is amazing, and he actually scored 950 points in the first test!
But is it so difficult to pass the Chinese test with a score of 90 out of 150? As Zhou Xian's Chinese teacher, Zhou Xian missed the first place in the whole grade in the Chinese test.
"Zhou Xian, I usually treat you well, let you sit in the front row! Give me a 59 points in the Chinese test? Don't give face, I am your Chinese teacher, and other classes are against the sky, why do you smash my subject test so badly?"
In the morning, Zhou's father and Zhou's mother received a call from the school teacher, thinking that their son had committed something big at school, so they asked his head teacher to call him personally.
"Lan Feng, grab the big rooster and the two old hens in the house. ”
"Why do you catch chickens when you go to school?" asked Zhou's mother.
"What do you know as a woman, we Xiaoxian are studying in the city and need a lot of care from the teacher, we don't have anything else at home, the old hen and the big rooster do. ”
Zhou's mother listened to Zhou's father say this, and then the two of them caught three chickens.
Plainly rural parents.
Father Zhou rode a fire dragon horse and drove Zhou's mother to the county seat with a chicken.
Dad Zhou rode for three hours, and finally arrived in Jiangcheng County.
Just entered the city.
I saw a traffic policeman greet him.
Zhou's father rode over.
The first time he came to the county seat on a motorcycle, he felt empty.
"You should wear a helmet on a motorcycle, not a straw hat. The traffic police said.
"Twenty fines. ”
At this time, another traffic policeman stopped another motorcyclist.
"Comrade, you just violated the traffic rules and will be fined fifty. ”
"Comrade traffic police, this is a motorcycle and not a car, and I still have to be fined? Really, I want to call a few of my uncles out, and you still have to find me fifty!"
The young man had a threatening tone.
Hearing this person drag like this, the traffic police pointed at him and said: "Your uncle is so dragging, you find it out and let me see! See how good they are, and I want to find you fifty." ”
"Come on, these uncles are here. ”
The young man took out a large blue bill of 100 yuan from his body, and at this time, 100 yuan was still the 1999 version of the blue 100 yuan bill, and there were several other grandfathers on it in addition to Grandpa Mao.
The traffic police were speechless and crying by this man.
I thought he really wanted to ask the uncle to talk to him about something.
Unexpectedly, he said the most cowardly words in the most dragged tone.
Take the hundred pieces and get back fifty dollars for the other party.
Dad Zhou was surprised, are all the people in the city so black humor?
The traffic police saluted.
"Don't ...... next time"
"You remember to bring a helmet. ”
"Okay, we'll pay attention next time, comrade policeman. ”
The entrance of No. 1 Middle School.
At the door, I thought that Zhou Xian's parents were picking up rags, wearing straw hats, dressed plain and old-fashioned, and because they were working in the fields, the children's homeroom teacher was in a hurry to call, and their father was in a hurry, so they didn't change their clothes in the fields.
"What are you doing?" the doorman stopped them.
"I am a parent of a student, and my son Zhou Xian is in the sixth class of high school, and his homeroom teacher called us to come over. ”
"Sign it, and you go in. ”
"Thank you, master. ”
I inquired from the doorman about the location of the school building.
Zhou's father and Zhou's mother wore straw hats and started to look for them from the first floor to classroom.
Finally, I found the sixth class of high school.
Nap time ends.
Some of the students went to the toilet or something to prepare for class, when the voices of a man and a woman outside the door suddenly made everyone freeze for a moment.
"Xiao Xian, Xiao Xian!"
A rural couple in straw hats shouted Zhou Xian.
Seeing their parents come poor like this, some children will feel that their parents are coming, which makes him very embarrassed and useless.
It's shabby to throw your parents on the face or something.
Zhou Xian didn't care about his parents' clothes at all, he was originally from a poor family, and the clothes of the croppers were very ordinary.
"Tut, see no, Zhou Xian's parents are farmers, presumably let him buy a middle school, it was his parents who made a bloody capital and emptied their family, his parents exhausted everything, let him borrow a middle school, see if he is in a middle school, the Chinese test only scored 59 points, is it worthy of his mother and son facing the north of the loess?"
"Who says it's not, I don't know how to cherish it, and I spend my parents' money indiscriminately, wasn't it a small basketball game that the class only saw last time, but it was a big treat for the whole class to eat ice cream...... Gee...... It's so ignorant. ”
……
"Son, what's wrong with you at school, the teachers have called home. Dad Zhou asked.
"It's just that if you fail in a subject test, the teacher will call the parents. ”
Zhou Xian said.
"It doesn't matter if your son fails in the exam, you bought into No. 1 Middle School, and the foundation is worse than others, but don't be discouraged, as long as you work hard for three years in high school, your father can't tell any big truth, and the hard work is worth it. ”
Zhou Minjian kept being relieved.
Zhou Xian couldn't interject for a moment, and was about to speak.
"Actually, I did quite well in other subjects. ”
The chicken in the bag in Zhou's mother is not very restless.
"Giggles. ”
"Mom and Dad, what are you doing catching chickens?"
"Give it to your homeroom teacher, so that he can take care of your son in the future. ”
remembered that he scolded himself today, sent him, scolded himself more vigorously, didn't give them to them, cut off the beard and asked the landlord Sister Wang to stew old hen soup for herself.
"Mom and Dad, I'll take it, the office is relatively clean, it's not good to get dirty when you turn around, your father and old hen give it to me, and I'll turn it to the head teacher." ”
"Oh well. ”
Zhou Xian hid the bag containing the chicken in a bush.
Since my parents are here, I will take it to see the head teacher, there is no way to smash the Chinese test, I don't have time to do all the questions, and I haven't written a word of the composition, otherwise I will fail.
Zhou Xianxian endured the storm first, believing that he would be able to prove himself when the test results of other subjects came out.
"Knock knock!"
"Teacher Cao, my parents are here. ”
Thinking that he was angry in the first class this morning, he called Zhou Xian's parents.
I didn't expect him to give himself such a big reversal and surprise later.
"Your parents are here, okay. ”
Cao's head teacher stood up.
"Zhou Xian's parents, please come over and sit down. ”
Zhou Xian saw that the head teacher smiled at his parents like a chrysanthemum, and he was very warmly entertained, this is the accountability of parents, this is ...... Something is wrong.
"Head teacher, is my child's school performance very bad?" Dad Zhou asked worriedly, remembering the angry phone call in the morning.
"He's doing really well, he's doing really well, he's doing unexpectedly!
Cao Diwang also said with a flattering look.
Zhou Xian: "......"
When Dad Zhou heard the teacher's words, he remembered the motorcycle driver who was fined with him in the county, black humor
, The teacher in the city is also now, he didn't let himself discipline before, why did he hear the teacher praise his children as soon as he arrived here?