"We pick a hero ......"

After entering the game interface, the Jade Emperor immediately shouted: "On the first floor, rob me of Lu Ban!

The first floor: "Are you sick? Xingyao Bureau, you come to play Luban, the ghost will rob you!"

The second floor: "Does Lu Ban still need to rob it? No one uses it to cut down at all!"

As a result, when it was the enemy's turn to grab the hero, Lu Ban was directly selected on the second floor opposite.

Now the Jade Emperor is furious!

directly chose an old master, and as soon as he entered the game, he began to grab the line in the middle laner.

After grabbing the line, he went to the wild area and sent a blood in anger!

Zhou Yu: "Old master, are you particularly sick? Fight hard, I'll let you win! What are you messing about?"

Jade Emperor: "I asked you to rob Luban for me, but you didn't rob it, and the result was snatched away from the other side of the house!"

I'll only play Luban, if you don't rob it, I'll rob your line, what's the matter?"

Zhou Yu: "Rely on !! to report this stupid beep !!"

As a result, the Jade Emperor sent people all the way, and the opposite side had been pushed to the high ground in six minutes, and the battle was resolved in eight minutes.

After returning to the game interface, the Jade Emperor was still indignant and said: "What kind of person! How dare you disobey me!

Bite!

"Reported and warned, due to a violation in your game, has been reported by multiple people, on top of the -5 points deducted, another -5 points will be deducted. ”

Bite!

"Your account reputation has been deducted too much, and now you will be banned from PVP for seven days!"

The Jade Emperor looked at the series of prompts, and his whole face trembled with anger.

"What a broken game! I'm so angry! I asked that mortal to develop a game for me to make me happy, and the result?

I'm so angry every day! I'm so angry!!"

The Queen Mother held her mobile phone on the side, and said with a cold smile: "It's not that you're too bad."

Look at the few glorious kings in Heavenly Court, who are threatened by you every day, and they are all vomited blood by you, so they brought you to the Star Glory Section.

You've been in the past two hours before you've fallen to bronze!

The game is a good game, it's the Jade Emperor, you, you're a spicy chicken player!"

Thundered!

The Jade Emperor's heart was like a lightning strike!

He has always boasted that he is the number one king master of the Heavenly Court, and other immortals have also touted him and coaxed him.

But he never thought that the Queen Mother was not afraid of him and told the truth.

The Jade Emperor was even angrier in his heart.

Direct WeChat voice connection Lu Yifan said angrily: "Mortal, come out to me!"

Lu Yifan: "What's the matter with Brother Yu?"

Jade Emperor: "What kind of broken game are you developing! It's hard to play!"

Lu Yifan: "Uh...... Before, you asked me to cut Miyamoto, you asked me to cut Ake, you asked me to cut the monkey, I cut again......

What else do you want me to do, what can I do, in the end, I still end up being scolded~~~~"

Jade Emperor: "Don't sing with me!" I said that the games you developed are rubbish, rubbish!

Otherwise, why would I lose and be reported as long as I was alone?

My technique is definitely fine, this is what the gods and Buddhas have affirmed.

So, there must be something wrong with your game!"

You're paralyzed!

Lu Yifan, who was consolidating his cultivation in the Valley of the Ghost King, heard the voice of the Jade Emperor, and the whole person was Spartan!

Your sister's, your own pit, actually rely on the garbage of my game development?

What's the difference between not knowing how to use chopsticks but relying on a chef to cook badly?

But who made the family the Jade Emperor!

Lu Yifan could only say helplessly: "Then what do you want?"

Jade Emperor: "I don't care, I want to win! I want you to design it for me, let me win the rankings!"

Lu Yifan: "This seems to be more difficult than getting the Buddha to convert to Taoism......"

Jade Emperor: "What?????!!???

Lu Yifan: "It's impossible to drop the difficulty!!

I'll help you out!"

After that, Lu Yifan made a phone call to Hou Yaoting, the current person in charge of the Diqiu Studio.

"Hey, little monkey, yes, it's me. Now I have an account that I need your help to open up all the permissions.

That's right, it's GM permissions for him! He can toss as much as he wants, and I'll pay if the server is broken!"

After the GM permission is opened to the Jade Emperor, he will never be reported again, and he will not be banned.

Even in the ban selection stage, he can designate any person and use any hero!

Whatever hero he wants to use, even if the opposite side has already chosen, he can use GM permission to grab it.

After the permission was opened, Lu Yifan said to the strongest immortal machine: "Create a plug-in system for the Jade Emperor, so that he can randomly win three times per game."

After three cheats, if the Jade Emperor doesn't win, he will directly let the crystal on the opposite side explode!"

Bite!

"Okay, the 'Anti-Sky Plug-in System' is being generated...... 15%...... 40%...... 80%......

The system is generated!

It has been sent to your friend, the Jade Emperor!"

After finishing it, Lu Yifan informed the Jade Emperor of all this.

Jade Emperor: "Hmph, I still need Gm permission for this technology, and I still need to open a plug-in?"

Who are you insulting!

For the sake of your first offense, I will punish you for getting older for a week!"

The Jade Emperor said that, Lu Yifan once again incarnated into the old Lu Nima at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The helpless Lu Yifan could only look up to the sky and roar: "God, is it because I am so handsome, are you jealous of me?"

If handsomeness is a sin, then let me be the sin of this eternal industry!"

The Jade Emperor who got the anti-heaven plug-in system started the ranking journey again.

With this plug-in system, the Jade Emperor is simply a god blocking and killing gods, and Buddhas blocking and killing Buddhas!

What goes out is full level, what goes out six god outfits, that is the most garbage plug-in!

Xiao Qiao blew a tornado all over the screen, Su Lie put a big earthquake all over the screen, slaughtered teammates and plug-ins, etc., abusing high-level players in pain!

Report the Jade Emperor......

"I'm sorry, but the player you reported was too thick-skinned for the system to punish him!"

All the system prompts I received are like this!

......

......

Inside the Valley of the Ghost King.

"The master has been sitting in the circle for half a month, not eating or drinking, is it really okay?"

Ghost Yin asked worriedly.

"Don't worry, the master is a god-like figure. No one can beat it in terms of cultivation or exercises.

He is now at the most critical moment of cultivation to the exercises, so we just need not to disturb him. Gong Zili said.

At this moment, a figure in the sky passed by, causing Ghost Yin, Blood Corpse King, and Gong Zili to stare at each other.

"Lu Yifan, Lu Yifan, where are you little bastard?

Come out and die!

Tai Chi Sect Elder Hamen, come and take your head!"

Hamen stepped on the flying sword, his hands held a long white beard, and the terrifying fluctuations around his body turned into gusts of wind and flew in the air, like an immortal in the dust!

"Half-infant monk!"

The Blood Corpse King's face changed drastically.

"What's the matter, can't you beat the Blood Corpse King?" said Gong Zili.

"In my heyday, beating him was naturally like killing a chicken and slaughtering a dog, but now my consciousness has been erased, my whole body's spiritual power has been leaked, and my cultivation has fallen greatly.

I'm afraid it's a little difficult to beat him. The Blood Corpse King worried.