Chapter 424: Lao Tzu Forgives You (4/5)
It turns out that the muscles of the kangaroo are really not long, and even if it is carrying an adult, it can jump fast. But why even ostriches are ridden, but no one rides kangaroos, Gu Laosan finally knows today.
"Ahem!!ahem......"
After spitting up breakfast, he burst into tears and vomited sour water. A salted fish lamented in his heart, he really believed in the evil of a certain badger, riding a kangaroo was really "cool", it was worse than drifting on a walk-behind tractor, and the bile was going to be spit out together.
Although Wang An hid to the side, he knew that it was not much better when he heard the sound, and he was afraid that breakfast would be in vain.
"Woooo
The wolf Xiaosi's wail at this moment can be called miserable, and the poor wolf cubs are about to be scared out of illness. At this time, he was wearing a climbing harness and was fastened to the back of one of the kangaroos. Seeing that the kangaroo's belly was still dripping, I didn't know if it was scared to pee.
After resting for a while, a certain badger, who was about to take it off, covered his nose and avoided as soon as he approached, and his hairy face was full of disgust.
"It's not that my brother is not righteous, whoever tied you up will let whoever saves you!"
Through the camera above the head of a badger, in addition to the wailing wolf Xiaosi in the live broadcast room, everyone also saw Wang An who ran to the edge of the grove to vomit.
"The young lady was not spared."
"Sure enough, kangaroos are not so easy to ride"
"I just want to ask the third brother, does the egg hurt?"
"The picture just now is destined to become a classic"
"Everyone else is motion sickness, but the anchor is a motion sickness"
Needless to say, the bold idea of a salted fish was to ride a kangaroo across the meadows to the west to the foot of Gran Ping Mountain. After all, the distance of nearly ten kilometers is rugged in the meadow, and it is normal to walk for two or three hours.
But kangaroos are different, with their jump speed of 50 kilometers per hour, this distance is nothing more than a walk, ten minutes away.
It just so happened that the wolf Xiaosi ran away and brought back a large group of kangaroos full of curiosity. So a certain anchor instigated Wang An, used the few remaining apple sets, and then put the backpack and the wolf four on the kangaroo, and each picked a large size and climbed up.
However, when the "rat swarm" jumped up and fell back to the ground for the first time, a salted fish sat back on the rat's back with inertia, and then "flew" again, and the screams never stopped.
I'm afraid he never thought that these ten minutes would be longer than two hours.
Thanks to the hat that a badger deliberately pressed for fear of being blown away by the wind this time, the audience in the live broadcast room watched this farce of riding kangaroos throughout the whole process, and their brains were about to laugh.
Wang An would never have thought that she would come to a salted fish to advertise rock climbing this time, but she would be on the hot search because of riding a kangaroo.
"Chirp~~"
In fact, carrying these goods for a while, the kangaroos are also tired enough. At this time, some were munching on the grass with their heads down, and some were simply lying on the ground with their arms supporting their bodies. However, a few of them didn't feel much when they joined in the fun, and they came to Gu Laosan's side as if they wanted to help, patting him on the back intimately, almost slapping him into the vomit.
Surrounded by a group of rats, Wang Ping saw another kangaroo standing next to the kangaroo carrying the wolf Xiaosi, with a small head suddenly sticking out of his belly. A certain badger was so happy that he ran over with his calf open, staring at the little guy and hoping to get into someone's bag.
In front of the camera, the round black nose is close and swaying, the small head is topped by a pair of exaggerated large ears, and a small paw grabs the edge of the pocket, like a shy rabbit.
"Wow Ka Ka, so cute, so cute"
"It's the first time I've seen a baby kangaroo in a pouch so closely"
"I really want to see what the bag looks like"
"Boss go in and take a look."
At this time, the footsteps behind him staggered closer. Wang Ping looked back and saw that Wang An had recovered and was walking back. The steps were still a little vague, there was no trace of blood on the face, and the pale was terrifying. As for the eyes, a certain badger subconsciously shrunk his neck, as if he felt murderous.
The kangaroo that came over with Wang An saw her approaching, and went over to sell a cute. Wang An rubbed its head, and then began to untie the contents of the kangaroos with a blank face, including the wolf Xiaosi who was wailing to himself.
I don't know if it's a premonition or an illusion, Wang Ping always feels that Wang An is a little dangerous at this time, like a powder keg that is about to explode at any time.
Leaning back, then his arm tightened, and a paw about the size of his own palm was clenched, and he turned his head to meet the big black eyes of the wallaby.
“emmm...”
Wang Ping raised the few sparse little eyebrows, looking casual, but his eyes always glanced into the small bag behind him.
In front of him, Wang An finished unloading his luggage and walked towards Gu Laosan without saying a word. Without waiting for him to speak, he raised his hand and grabbed the back collar of his coat and pulled it across the grass beside him, pressed him to the ground and began to beat.
"Huh?"
"An'an, why are you beating me?"
"it...... Uhhh
"Stop fighting, stop fighting!"
"I'm a victim too, wow..."
"Woo ......"
Wang Ping's eyelids jumped, and he shook his head silently and sighed. This dead girl's personality is too bad, she beats people if she doesn't agree with her, and she doesn't have the gentlemanly demeanor of the "old Wang family" at all. I don't know what Gu Xianyu likes about her.
"Could it be that Gu Laosan is shaking...... Ahem..."
A badger scratched his head, turned away, and teased the wallabby intently.
A group of kangaroos around looked at a salted fish that was beaten, and looked puzzled for a while. I don't know who started it, but when Wang Ping heard the movement and turned his head, there were already two pairs of kangaroos fighting. The tail supported the ground and kicked each other's belly, and the ping-pong was so lively.
A certain wolf, who was originally running towards Gu Laosan and was about to seek refuge, turned onto the road halfway, squatted there and looked at the group on the grass with squinted eyes. Whenever Wang Ping looked over, he turned his head aside, and when he didn't look at it, he brushed it back and continued to squint, and his mouth was still "scolding", and he didn't know what to mumble.
"Whew..."
When the two eyes of a salted fish have completed the "staining", Wang An got up and withdrew his hand, exhaled and said, "Okay, Lao Tzu forgives you!"
"You forgive me?"
A salted fish propped up his body, pointed at his face with two nosebleeds, and said angrily: "Why don't you ask me when I can forgive you!"
"Heh, I'll take care of you!
Wang An snorted, turned around and opened the loose braids at the back of his head, shook his hair, and tied it back with a rubber band.
The beautiful curves were unintentionally revealed, and as the arms were raised, the waist and ...... under the coat
"Oh~~"
Gu Laosan's angry expression was halfway through, and his face was crawling with the appearance of a pig brother. Looking at Wang An's back with "blurry" eyes, he couldn't wait to salivate and couldn't flow down, looking like Tang Bohu with a nosebleed from Xingye, which made people want to punch him when they saw it.
"Smack!"
I don't know how long I was "distracted", but just when Gu Laosan was struggling with what his daughter's name should be, he suddenly received a slap in the face. When I came back to my senses, I saw the hairy face in front of my face, squinting my eyes and looking unhappy.
"What the hell, what do you want? It's time to go!"
"Ahem..."
Gu Laosan turned his head awkwardly as if someone had broken his mind, but he looked at Wang An's smiling face.
"Poof..."
Seeing Gu Lang wiping his nose and getting up embarrassed, Wang An turned around with a smile, his lips trembling.
Gu Laosan was afraid that he hadn't reacted at this time, but with the expression he had just now, he saw more than just Wang An and the kangaroos. When a badger ran over, it still had a camera on its head.
At this time, the mobile phone is very quiet, and there are many fewer barrages in the live broadcast room. Most of the netizens are still slumped in front of the computer and laughing, unable to type empty.