Chapter 77: "Squatting Trumpet"

When the plane passed through the thick clouds and appeared in the airspace of Huaxia, Gu Lang's mood inexplicably improved.

Although he couldn't recognize any of the mountains and rivers under him, as long as he looked at it, he could feel cordial.

Therefore, some people say that if you have never left the motherland, you will never be able to experience the happiness of being in the motherland.

During the 20-hour journey, even in the first class, Gu Lang felt exhausted and uncomfortable to death.

And at this moment, Wang Ping felt that he was dead.

20 hours without food or drink was not a problem for him at all. But Gu Laosan, who is mentally retarded, not only filled the licking and suction drinking compartment of the flight box, but also stuffed a bottle of water into the box he was waiting for.

As a result, during the climb of the plane, the mineral water bottle smashed directly into the face of a certain badger. The cap of the bottle was smashed open, and all the water in the bottle spilled. He poured his head on his head.

And the tablet that had just found a movie and hadn't clicked on it yet, also blackened the screen under Wang Ping's desperate eyes.

So all the way, Wang Ping just lay in the damp flight box, pillowing the wet tablet, listening to the barking of cats and dogs around him, smelling the smell of feces and urine in the air, and constantly cursing someone to eat instant noodles without a seasoning packet.

Silently calculating the time in his heart, when the plane was about to arrive in the magic capital, Wang Ping's tears of excitement were about to fall out. This nightmarish journey is finally coming to an end.

It's a pity that a certain badger forgot that although the journey is over, the nightmare continues.

The plane landed at the airport. After Gu Lang walked out of the plane with the flow of people, he ran to pick up his luggage. All pets from TSNY, including those on the plane, were sent to quarantine for quarantine.

Wang Ping wants to really leave this group of cats and dogs and sleep in bed, at least for another week. However, during this period, Customs does not prohibit pet owners from visiting and caring for pet owners in the quarantine area.

I could obviously feel the embarrassment and apology on Gu Lang's face when he saw Wang Ping again. However, there was a customs lady following, whether it was Gu Lang or Wang Ping, there was no direct communication, just exchanged a look that the other party couldn't understand at all.

personally changed Wang Ping from the flight box to the cage in the quarantine area. Whispered a date to pick up Wang Ping, and Gu Lang left with the box that had entered the water step by step.

At this time, outside the terminal, it was early in the morning, and there were not many people who came to pick up the airport.

Several reporters from tabloids and online media, wearing masks and holding microphones in their hands, kept sweeping their eyes over the crowd coming out of the hall. Although after a week of precipitation, the turmoil of someone doing things at TSNY has almost disappeared. But after all, this is an international event, and there has been no interview with someone on the Internet, so it's an exclusive, isn't it?

It's not hard to spend money on someone's flight information. But the problem is, obviously the flight has landed, and the passengers are almost gone, what about the three of them?

Behind these reporters, on the steps separated by two lanes, under the lights on the side of the road, Gu Lang's grandmother and parents were also anxiously looking at the exit.

"What's the matter, why hasn't this kid come out yet!" Gu's mother muttered impatiently.

"I'm not happy to let you wait at home, and you're in a hurry when you come!" said Gu's father, his eyes couldn't help but look towards the exit, and he kept pacing small broken steps.

"I didn't talk to you again!" Gu's mother glared at him.

"You two are going to go home and mix! Don't bother me here!" In front of the two, Gu Lang's grandmother glared back at the two. The two of them suddenly stopped talking.

Obviously, in Gu Lang's family, grandma is the real boss.

Gu Lang's home is in a village called Shengjiawu on the outskirts of Hangzhou. Gu Lang's grandmother Sheng Yulan has been a well-known tea grower since the 80s.

Later, Grandma Sheng even chartered the entire hill of Shengjiawu to plant tea trees. It can be called a model of strong women in that era.

And this point seems to have been inherited by Gu Lang's mother.

Gu's mother's real name is Sheng Chunmei, and she followed Grandma Sheng to grow tea and sell tea very early. Later, he married Gu Bowen, who was a teacher in the town, that is, Gu's father, and forced Gu's father, who was holding an "iron rice bowl" back then, to quit his job and go to the sea to sell tea with her.

Now, the husband and wife run business outside all the year round, and their family has already moved to Hangcheng City. Only Grandma Sheng stayed in Shengjiawu, and she still took care of the tea farmers planting and harvesting tea every year, and personally checked the quality.

Gu Lang told Wang Ping that he grew up in the countryside when he was a child, and he was talking about his grandmother's tea mountain. Every year during the winter and summer vacations, Gu Lang would run back from Hangzhou to live with his grandmother. After graduating from college, he stayed at his grandmother's house and became a jobless vagrant.

In this regard, Gu's father is actually quite unhappy. It's a big guy, not to mention self-reliance, and you can't gnaw at the old man shamelessly! But every time you mention it slightly, you have to face two angry women at the same time. And he can't afford to mess with either of these two.

Fortunately, the couple are usually very busy, and they rarely have time to care about Gu Lang. From childhood to adulthood, it was his grandmother who took care of him.

At this time, it is May, which is the season for spring tea.

If it weren't for Gu Laosan's death in Africa this time, the family would rarely get together at this time.

At this time, Gu Lang, who was pulling a small car with luggage and an empty flight box, staggered out of the safe passage on the other side.

"Xiao Lang!"

Grandma originally wanted Dad Gu to come in and look for it, but when she turned around, she saw a certain anchor who looked lazy, and hurriedly shouted at Gu Lang first.

Then Gu's father and mother behind him also saw their son's figure.

"Huh, grandma, parents, why are you running away from the demons? Didn't I say I'd go back by myself?"

Gu Laosan, who was about to find a hotel to stay in and wait for a week to pick up Wang Ping and go home again, looked confused and walked over with his luggage.

"Son, come over and let Mom take a look! What's the injury?" Gu's mother dragged Gu Lang over, and then with Grandma, one rolled over the sleeves and the other pulled the collar.

Gu's father originally wanted to lean over and pat his son's shoulder, but when he saw the two women huddled together, he had no place to start at all, so he could only pout helplessly and silently pull someone's luggage.

It is true that Gu Lang has injuries on his body, but all the ones exposed are small wounds. After so long, it's almost impossible to see.

There are a few wounds that are not yet healed, but unfortunately on the buttocks, no one can see them.

"Oh, grandma, Mom, I'm fine! Why are you here?

"Busy fart!"

Grandma Sheng suddenly slapped Gu Lang's ass and said angrily: "You little cub, why did you tell me at the beginning? You said that you were traveling abroad! What did you say you were doing in the deep mountains and old forests? You let those niggers chase after you with guns! You want to scare us to death!"

"Shhhhh

Someone who was slapped on the wound grinned in pain, but he didn't dare to be seen. Quietly glancing at Gu's mother, who was also glaring angrily, Gu Lang felt that it was better not to say more about this topic, lest the two women be in public and make him unable to get off the stage.

"Grandma, I can't go back yet. The pet I brought back is still in quarantine! It's going to take a week. ”

"What, not going back?"

Sure enough, the two women who were still angry just now immediately became anxious as soon as they heard that Gu Lang was not going home.

"No! I have to go home today!"

"What pet, it's going to have to wait a week, then come back in a week!"

"Bowen, go get the car over!"

"Pets don't understand, it's not someone to take care of it, it's a big deal to pay more!"

Without waiting for someone to explain, the two women finished the sentence in a few words. Not to give him a chance to refute at all.

Gu's father gave his son a self-begging look, turned around and pulled his luggage to drive.

"But..."

Gu Lang wanted to say something, but his ears were pulled up by his grandmother.

"Wow~ Grandma, let go, it hurts, it hurts!"

At the exit of the terminal building opposite, several reporters withdrew the gaze of Gu Lang's family, glanced at each other, and shrugged their shoulders to each other. Tsk, poor baby, it is estimated that he is another bear child who flies up outside and is cleaned up when he comes home.

Anyway, Gu Lang, what the hell is this guy? Why hasn't he come out yet.

The reporters' faces began to turn ugly.

Wang Ping didn't know that Gu Laosan's promise to come to see him every day was gone.

At this time, in the middle of a bunch of cats and dogs, he was thinking, should he ask Gu Lang to bring a mobile phone next time? After all, "squatting" is too boring.