When you come back to your home after a hard day's work, exhausted by heavy work or schoolwork, what will you see when you open the door?

Is it the kind greeting from the parents, and the dinner that still smells hot?

Is it the gentle aiming sound of the pet cat, and the slippers in the mouth?

Or, it's the young maid wearing a vacuum apron and asking shyly, "Do you eat first, or eat my ...... first?"

Ahem, it seems to be drifting away again, I have self-respect, we shouldn't discriminate against the dreams of fellow otaku, even if the above is completely impossible to achieve, even if the vast majority of otaku go home, I'm afraid they can't even see a cat, in the face of an empty lonely hut, a download computer that never shuts down, and a lot of garbage and used toilet paper........ ahem, I'm self-respecting again, self-respecting, only caring about black people, where did I go?

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No matter when, when you close that door, you will be isolated from the wind and rain of the outside world, and from this moment to dawn, it is the world of your own heart.

How hard it is outside, how much blame and pressure, when you get home and close the door, the storm has passed.

A greeting, a wisp of tea, and a warm rainbow light will make the physically and mentally exhausted traveler return to his own rhythm.

Watching the TV and slumping on the sofa, chatting with the family, listening to complaints, and talking about complaints, when I was drowsy in the process of relieving fatigue, there was also a trace of "Isn't it just for this moment that I worked so hard".

At this time, Rorschach returned to the residence prepared for him by the academy, and probably got the most surprising ......... Scare?.

"Surprise wool, how warm it is to open the door and see a headless corpse! Even if your academy is not worthy of a maid, it cannot be worthy of a corpse!"

On this day, the tragic confession has become an indelible black history in memory, exhausted Rorschach returned to the dormitory building, and when he opened the door, there was only the blood on the ground from the murder scene version, and the headless corpse lying on the carpet.

"Don't talk about the maid girl, don't even have a cat, forget it, what the hell is a dead person at the beginning........ wait, don't panic now, this is the scene of the murder, you have to maintain the environment and wait for professionals to come." ”

As an amateur author who had read detective novels, Rorschach instantly realized that something was wrong with the current situation.

Roommate, lying in the room, the head is gone, and he must be too dead to die anymore

"Amitabha, I haven't met a roommate, I'm afraid I don't know what you look like in my life. ”

Rorschach bowed with both hands, as if he had overdone it for the poor unlucky bastard, and continued to search for clues in front of him.

All the windows, locked.

The door, before you enter with a key, is also locked.

The key is only available to myself and this roommate who has never met, and the roommate's key is ....... in a pool of blood.

The other key, the only key that could theoretically open the chamber and kill the victim in front of him, was in Rorschach's hand.

"There is a murder in the secret room without a second person, this is the legendary murder in the closed room?hehe, I finally encountered this plot that only exists in detective novels....... I have just started school, is there anyone who wants to frame me to death?"

It's not good, it's very bad.

The magical detectives in detective novels can always find out those strange and worthless ways of killing, to crack the reasons why the idle killers use the idle eggs, and come up with the murder layout of the idle eggs.........

But in reality, the investigation agency is efficient, but it will not hesitate to detain the biggest suspect.

The first discoverer is often also seriously suspected, and the truth may not always come to the surface.

"Hehe, only me and him can enter this door, and he dies inside, then, there is only one truth, and the murderer is ........ me!"

There was still time to vomit, it seemed that Rorschach was not too nervous........ wait, what was he doing, he took out his handkerchief, and began to wipe the footprints he left when he entered!

"Who wants to be the first discoverer and then the first suspect!

Yes, that's right, well done Rorschach, the choice was the right Rorschach.

Well, start wiping the blood on your shoes with a handkerchief? Act faster, quick-witted little Rorschach, now that this is the case, it's time to wipe off the traces and go for the best policy!

And just as Rorschach was about to close the door, a familiar voice came from behind.

"........Little Rorschach, don't be sad, Isabella is not the only one who refuses, go, drink with my brothers....... I'll go!"

Kars is really a good buddy, and he knows that comforting the "lovelorn" little brother ....... a ghost!

At this time, Rorschach, holding the key in one hand and a bloodstained handkerchief in the other, looked at the students with shocked faces, wanted to cry without tears, and didn't know what to say.

From the angle of the door opening, you can see the headless corpse lying in a pool of blood, and between Rorschach's fingers, there are still blood stains, which are just dripping from the hand towel.

There is only one explanation for this situation........

"You may not believe it, but he did it first...... The one who died first, well, he killed himself, he died before I came in. Well, believe it or not, at least I do. ”

Rorschach covered his face, not knowing what he was talking about anymore.

At this moment, Rorschach realized, it seems, this is a set trap.

What's next? A court trial is quickly sent to prison? From the beginning of school, one link after another, this is completely a trap, a pit dug to be jumped on.

"Rorschach, you, you, you........."

Kars pointed at Rorschach in disbelief, and poor Rorschach had nothing to do.

What will happen next, I have seen through myself who has watched hundreds of episodes of Conan,

Killed by an infiltrated assassin or sentenced to death by a bribed judge? It seems that the murderer behind this series of traps and killing his sister intends not to give himself a chance at all.

Considering the setting that the escape in the police drama was killed on the spot and was arrested, Rorschach reluctantly gave up the option of resisting and escaping........ well, the main thing is to look at his small body, and slightly calculate the gap between himself and other students' combat power, giving up resistance and being captured is the only option, otherwise the people behind the scenes can easily kill themselves if they have a chain of backhands.

In order to avoid being accidentally "broken", Rorschach let go of his clenched fist and looked up at the sky.

"Ah, the ceiling is so blue, my poor life is so short. I'm sorry Luo Li, I didn't expect my brother to come to accompany you so soon. ”

Rorschach was mentally prepared for the worst, but behind him came Karls's questions full of surprise.

"........ you, how do you see through it?Lynn Stull, your classic self-introduction has been seen through, don't hurry up and run. ”

What? Get up? What the hell is this?

Rorschach turned around, and a terrifying scene happened right in front of his eyes.

The headless corpse groped its way up, and Kars ran over to pick him up with a smile.

"Let me introduce, this is Lynn, a headless horseman from the Ciro Empire, who is also your new jukumate. He accidentally lost his head again, so I was the only one who introduced himself. ”

Well, the Headless Horseman, who lost his head and couldn't speak?

"Haha, it's funny, it's our welcome joke, and every time it gets good reviews, you're the first to see through it. Hey, uh-huh, uh-huh, Lynn was asking, is there anything immature about his play-of-death technique. ”

The headless Lynn clenched his right hand into a fist on his chest, leaned forward slightly, and performed a standard knightly salute.

Oh, it's all a joke, there is no homicide at all, and there is no mastermind behind it, just a joke to welcome a new life.

Rorschach, whose eyes were blank, looked up and looked at the sky.

Yes. What a blue ceiling, in the morning I was sent a three-dimensional orangutan card by a vampire, and in the afternoon the Headless Horseman asked me for advice on how to play dead, will there be a dragon to exchange wrestling skills with you...... What the hell is this world!

"Welcome joke? This joke isn't funny at all! Bastards, is it fun to bully Earth Buns? I'm fighting with you!"

"Hey, hey, hey, it's just a joke, don't be so serious, your sense of humor, your sense of humor? Damn, didn't it mean that earthlings like to joke very much, wait, we know it's wrong, put down that toilet brush, it's just been used!"